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List by Renesmee_XD posted hace más de un año
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An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to tu as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!!

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Woody Allen virus.........By-passes the motherboard and turns on daughter card.

Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor files.

Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets
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List by 12e444 posted hace más de un año
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tu know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorito! character from estrella Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
tu think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled por Beast becoming human.
tu replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
tu slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
tu can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorito! female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
tu go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often tu can recite the dialogue off por heart.
... and tu think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
tu know what 'yiff' means.
The section tu most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
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List by MidnaTikal8223 posted hace más de un año
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would tu mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs tu and takes a little something off tu would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are tu sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If tu say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all tu want, not like I care if tu are o aren't...As long as tu don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"

7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."

8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
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Article by sarabeara posted hace más de un año
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I got this in class one day, and it's pretty fun. Each pregunta contains the initials of words that will complete it correctly. Find the missing words. respuestas can be anywhere from units of measurement to song titles. respuestas at bottom. Answer as many as tu can. Good luck! :)

EXAMPLE: 26= L. of the A.
Answer: Letters of the Alphabet



1. 7= W. of the W.
2. 1,001= A.N.
3. 12= S. of the Z.
4. 54= C. in a D. with J.
5. 9= P. in the S.S. (this one is kinda incorrect now)
6. 88= P.K.
7. 13= S. on the A.F.
8. 32= D.F. at which W.F.
9. 18= H. on a G.C.
10. 90= D. in a R.A.
11. 200= D. for P.G. in M.
12. 8= S. on a S.S.
13. 3= B.M. (S.H.T.R.)
14. 4=Q. in a G. o in a D.
15. 24= H. in a D.
16. 1= W. on a U.
17. 5= D. in a Z.C.
18. 57= H.V.
19. 11= P. on a side in F.
20. 1,000= W. that a P. is W.
21. 29= D. in F. in a L.Y.
22. 64= S. on a C.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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hello people of fanpop

i was thinking i like bananas and sheep's but
instead of escritura loads of different articles
i should just write a big story o a diary about
it

now this is were i need you
i and stuck on ideas and is in desperate help
of well ideas!

please write your ideas and become a fan
of me and my articulo so tu can tell me your
respuestas whenever

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PLEASE
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List by lalaland101 posted hace más de un año
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every hora of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast comida cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated quebrador de fauces, jawbreaker can explode when bitten into

studies mostrar that covering a wart with duct tape is más effective than having a doctor remove it

your más likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then tu winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in 2009 a 10-year-old british girl placed her grandmother for sale on eBay for 99 cents

oxford dictionary's 2009 word of the year:''unfriend''to take someone off your facebook friends list

a study por the a U.S. research firm found that 40% of twitter messages are ''pointless babble''
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List by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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Here is a short lista of clubes that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
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Fan fiction by jblovesme4ever posted hace más de un año
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one día that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny dicho hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first fecha ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him inicial AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO inicial AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE dicho WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE dicho COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 5 pets

1) hippo hungery hungery hippo
bad bad bad bad hippo tu ate me now i am aaaaaaalllllllllll ggggggggooooooneeee and i personly blame tu soorry but

2) bunny peter cotin tale hopin down the buunny tral then the end

3) teachers pet who lives under a desk
teachers pet who doeses my homwork
teachers pet

4)kitty cat hola its fun to say
plus they claw tu ggggggrrrr

5) hannah montana i hate her so she would make the peerrffaccctt pet i could slap her around


and plus there is one más a tiger becuse sweeelll they eould eat your teACHER AND Plus all thE anIMALS Above






bhye bye beye
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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted hace más de un año
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1) red is a flesh eating disese

2)red is EVIL

3)it only goese out with blue

4)red has big ears(bigger than dumbo)

5)red was born it italy and is now a world wide sensation(like shakira(soory spelling)hah)

6)red will one día take over the world

7)red lives in our mind

8)red's favorito! comida is pizza

9)red eats our brains(look at number 7)

10)hates the world

11)it plays your wii after tu go to cama at night

12)lloooooooveesssss twilight

13)kissed justin bieber

14)likes the pretty little liars tv mostrar

15)hates the preety little liar books

16)red hates the color red

17)is my motheres friend friends friend

18)only shops at the mall

19)middle name is code

20) last name is wow

21)loves me

22)hates tu

23)has a pet rock
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List by simlover4 posted hace más de un año
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1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and tu don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't publicar but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
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List by jblovesme4ever posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on tu say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on tu say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when tu walk por somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when tu are supposed to do work

7)read this lista as your history reportar and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when tu get an f in a test

10) say i llove tu to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
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Article by moolah posted hace más de un año
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Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long hace in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One día Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do tu mean? I added it up and it came to 3$.” Monkey scrunched his face up and said, “Sir-it is 4$. 2 pears 4$.” Ferine nodded, and quickly slipped the tag off the smallest. “But, sir shouldn’t this be 1$ since it’s much too small to come to 2$?” Monkey thought about that, “I guess you’re right. You’re so smart.” That día Ferine got his two pears.
Everybody listened to donkeys from then on because they were descendants of Ferine so everyone thought they were smart. But they weren’t; their IQ’s were always 1 2 3 o 4.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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Chapter two: The time-travel
Bianca grabbed Chris por his shoulder and shimmered him to the attic. She gently lay him down on the floor and went to the Book of Shadows. She feverously started paging, but didn’t find anything that could possibly help. She slammed the Book and threw it on the floor, frustrated . “There has to be something!”, she screamed, while she tried to stop the tears from coming.
Chris groaned and lifted up his head to look at Bianca. “Maybe if there was a whitelighter available…” Bianca shook her head. “The whitelighters are all dead, as well as the Elders”, she dicho hopeless. But than her eyes started to gleam and she gasped. Chris frowned and wondered what she was thinking of.
“There are no whitelighters in this time, but in the past there are thousands of them” Chris’s frown got even deeper. What the hell was she talking about? She watched him and could see por the confused look in his eyes that he didn’t understand a single bit of what she was saying. She started to explain.
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List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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hola hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of iconos I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me publicar the articulo because I don't have enough typed in the articulo space!

Well, haha, fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for misceláneo insanity!

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Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed por public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be dado to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.

gatos sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

por the time a child finishes elementary school she/he will have witnessed 8,000 murders and 100,000 acts of violence on television.

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Opinion by jblovesme4ever posted hace más de un año
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[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add más on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ música vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese but no o why else would she insist on being payed for charity events

4) she is a fake: her cloths r picked out for her she isnt herself she doesnt even have a fashion sence : her song untamed was partly her she had ideas but that is the only one she helped with(her dad waz totoaly against it)

5) she is gay!!!!!: no profe needed
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Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a árbol with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit por a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy dicho as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital organ." Double D corrected.
"Your hand's actuación up, ain't it?" Eddy asked.
"Maybe Ed should go inicial and rest." Double D suggested.
"Say what!" Eddy barked.
"Eddy, he was bitten por a stray dog, it could have rabies."
"Fine."

Later that night...
Ed was trying to catch some Zs, but he couldn't. He kept tossing and turning. Ed got up and looked out the window. He saw a full moon.
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List by simlover4 posted hace más de un año
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1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell tu to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on basura comida when they told tu not to
12.spend their money and claim tu donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to tu yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and tu can use these to annoy your brother o sister and watch the fun :-))
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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i think

that oveja are the best animal in the world
and
plátano are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a oveja should eat a plátano what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
oveja should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A comentario AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A comentario

YA GET ME???!!!
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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(Try lectura this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
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Opinion by juviechick1339 posted hace más de un año
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why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did tu know that every night before tu go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If tu repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with tu will approach tu within one mes and ask tu out o grab tu and kiss you. but if tu break this chain no one will like tu o ask tu out again for like 5 years........
advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS tu ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I amor YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- kiss HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
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Article by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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Hayley
WARNING:The following articulo contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One día at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a año ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well tu don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James tu creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on the ground*

Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*

Kara:You're nine,why aren't tu in school?

Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!

*Hayley walks away*

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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped por the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that día they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on parte superior, arriba of her.
"Annie! Are tu okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the siguiente hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from pizza Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the pizza monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
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Opinion by Duncan-superfan posted hace más de un año
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Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are perros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do tu fish?:

Nope!


Are tu at the age where tu can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless tu try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do tu have your ears pierced?:

I used to.
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