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Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a árbol with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit por a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy dicho as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital organ." Double D corrected.
"Your hand's actuación up, ain't it?" Eddy asked.
"Maybe Ed should go inicial and rest." Double D suggested.
"Say what!" Eddy barked.
"Eddy, he was bitten por a stray dog, it could have rabies."
"Fine."

Later that night...
Ed was trying to catch some Zs, but he couldn't. He kept tossing and turning. Ed got up and looked out the window. He saw a full moon.
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List by simlover4 posted hace más de un año
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1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell tu to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on basura comida when they told tu not to
12.spend their money and claim tu donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to tu yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and tu can use these to annoy your brother o sister and watch the fun :-))
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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i think

that oveja are the best animal in the world
and
plátano are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a oveja should eat a plátano what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
oveja should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A comentario AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A comentario

YA GET ME???!!!
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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(Try lectura this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
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Opinion by juviechick1339 posted hace más de un año
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why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did tu know that every night before tu go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If tu repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with tu will approach tu within one mes and ask tu out o grab tu and kiss you. but if tu break this chain no one will like tu o ask tu out again for like 5 years........
advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS tu ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I amor YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- kiss HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
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Article by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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Hayley
WARNING:The following articulo contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One día at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a año ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well tu don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James tu creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on the ground*

Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*

Kara:You're nine,why aren't tu in school?

Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!

*Hayley walks away*

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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped por the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that día they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on parte superior, arriba of her.
"Annie! Are tu okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the siguiente hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from pizza Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the pizza monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
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Opinion by Duncan-superfan posted hace más de un año
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Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are perros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do tu fish?:

Nope!


Are tu at the age where tu can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless tu try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do tu have your ears pierced?:

I used to.
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Opinion by crazy_frog222 posted hace más de un año
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Your alarm goes off, tu hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
tu take a warm ducha, ducha de to help tu wake up.
He goes days o weeks without running water.
tu complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
tu put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
tu make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cruzar, cruz hanging on his chain siguiente to his dog tags.
tu talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
tu walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
tu complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his casco to wipe his brow.
tu go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
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Article by moolah posted hace más de un año
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Questions:
Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?


Are perros cute?


Do tu fish?


Are tu at the age where tu can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?


Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?


Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do tu have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


té is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do tu have a cat?


Do tu have a dog?


Have tu ever had a baby?


Are tu father o a mother o nothing?


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List by kurayami posted hace más de un año
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the pato floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where i stand right behind the state border and him in the other state, with a gun to his head

14. Apologize to the senator

15. catch that one stupid bird that keeps going squack squack night and día so i can't even nap!
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Article by dinglebell14 posted hace más de un año
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I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton dulces road like 45 like segundos hace and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like tu like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went inicial and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!
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Guide by Abilei posted hace más de un año
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The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, o as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played por millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game",or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.")
2)Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
3)Losses must be announced to at least one person(either por using a statement such as "I lost The Game" o por alternative means).


Some players allow a grace period of 30 segundos to half an hora after someone has lost, during which a player cannot lose The Game again, o is not obliged to announce a loss.This is done in order to prevent a perpetual loss of The...
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Article by ase posted hace más de un año
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Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do tu do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call tu that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I dicho STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are tu again?


In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet tu can't guess HER middle name!!!
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's día time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get inicial so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it inicial in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun has set. The cement is harsh on my knees but is beginning to cool and my face is buried in my jacket. Annabella touched this chaqueta and I am a dog picking up her scent. I don't know if having memories of her is good o bad. I wished that my skull would crack on the thick cement and I would forget everything right there. Starting new couldn't be any worse, I thought. I doze off in the alley because I have no where to be. If I don't come home, Papa won't care. If I don't come home, Cleetus will be happy to get my teddy oso, oso de I have had since the día I born. If I don't come home, I don't think...
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student o something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When tu know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina with my father. We lived in a seemingly-microscopic cabina of logs, along with our hound dog Cleetus. Mom was gone- had been gone- for a while now. I blamed it all on her- for going, for leaving me without a goodbye. I needed her and I couldn't have her soft spoken, comforting words. It was allher fault. I blamed it on her because there wasn't anyone else to blame it on.
Mom would have dado me that warm smile only moms can give and a hug that's worth más words than I can imagine. She would have dicho that Annabella was still in our hearts. Sometimes Dad tries to pass off...
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Article by amethyst44 posted hace más de un año
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A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot más than tu can believe!! XD lol jk comentarios reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only tu can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make tu feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears a single word,
Make them listen...
Make them listen...
Calling out upon the sea,
Hoping that you'll hear from me,
Make it listen...
Make it listen...
Because that is all that tu have,
When you're canto to the dead,
When tu Believe. (when tu Believe...)
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Review by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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COVINGTON, La. - An untested procedure to plug the blown-out oil well in the Gulf of Mexico seemed to be working, officials dicho Thursday, but new estimates showed the spill has already surpassed the Exxon Valdez as the worst in U.S. history.A team of scientists trying to determine how much oil has been flowing since the offshore rig Deepwater Horizon exploded April 20 and sank two days later found the rate was más than twice and possibly up to five times as high as previously thought. The fallout from the spill has stretched all the way to Washington, where the head of the federal agency that oversees offshore drilling resigned Thursday and President Barack Obama sought to counter criticism por announcing a series of new steps to deal with the spill's aftermath.
"The American people should know that from the moment this disaster began, the federal government has been in charge of the response effort," Obama told a news conference. He was responding to criticism that his administration had been slow to act and had left BP in charge of plugging the leak.
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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted hace más de un año
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The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One día God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here o I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are tu going to get a lawyer?"
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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted hace más de un año
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Article by moolah posted hace más de un año
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1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was lectura a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still lectura the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one día and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching me so I left her and she lost me and got spanked.

5.I wanted to melt chocolate and I put the chocolate in the bowl and the bowl in the microwave and like 1 minuto later it smelled like brownies,burnt brownies,because I burnt the chocolate.

6.I've skydived and when I did it with my mom she peed her pants so bad it mad a S.O.S in the sand.
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Opinion by energizerbunny posted hace más de un año
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Ok, so I have a 17 año old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and dancing, and pacing, and saying misceláneo stuff off the parte superior, arriba of his head, it drives me crazy!


He's a hypocrite...Sometimes I bug my mom about letting me ride the bike, and he tells me not fuss and stuff, and he does the SAME THING when he can't do something he wants to do!


Not that I haven't learned to take it, but he's rough! When I pass por him a lot, he puts his shoulder down like a football player and rams into me, he flipped me in the chair the other día and my thigh was...
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Article by Midnight__Sun posted hace más de un año
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Why is it that when someone tells tu that there are over a billion stars in the universe, tu believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, tu have to touch it to make sure?

In case tu needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos -- tu could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


4. On Tesco's tiramisu postres (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


5. On Marks & Spencer pan de molde, pan pudín, con leche -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and tu thought??...)
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Article by Puppetmaster111 posted hace más de un año
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hola guys! My friends Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if tu guys want to be a fan of bubblegirl2 then go to the two clubes ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to registrarse tu guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
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List by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, tu answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, tu answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, tu answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, tu say “is that so?”
5. If tu so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher tu did not turn in your homework because tu were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one o two points higher than it actually is.
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