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Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. tu don't say "I do not like" tu have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and in bed!
18. No but you're not going well, you've seen before?
19. So that, I'm leaving without you!
20. Go wash your teeth!
21. What did I say? Are tu kidding me?
22. Enough now with this computer.
23. Eat your carrots, it's tasty.
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List by wolfgrrl posted hace más de un año
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are tu doing?", say, "What are tu doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the sofá until tu give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"

5. When they tell tu it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the siguiente room, and laugh, o pretend to gag.

6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a día at the gym, there are ways to be active in your día to día life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever tu can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus o train, stand. tu may not realize it, but standing takes más energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother o father, but tu will also be burning calories while tu work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If tu can, go swimming o go for a long walk.
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Opinion by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope tu enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
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Article by HNismyfriend posted hace más de un año
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Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Valiente who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Valiente had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do tu have so many feathers in your headdress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
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Fan fiction by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon lectura the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and dicho "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet tu he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do tu know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
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List by hunter51 posted hace más de un año
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INUYASHA
HERES MY parte superior, arriba TEN lista OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE anime IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE tu START WATCHING tu JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST anime IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
anime SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME




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Opinion by wolfgirl985 posted hace más de un año
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1. Grab your spoon and put comida on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every mesa, tabla and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When tu take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When tu got your postres (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives tu a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
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Guide by MrssBieber320 posted hace más de un año
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Ever met that one person who really really aggervates tu , like constantly talking o doing everything tu do , well im gonna help tu deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , tu can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a almohada in tu purse/bag , so if tu need to scream , scream in the almohada , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , tu COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostrar that if that person happens to golondrina one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
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List by aya3 posted hace más de un año
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the informations that u will be shocked por hearing it...it is for all the science and information lovers....as me!!:P
1-do u know,that the eyes size stays the same size...but the nose and ears still grawing as long as the human lived?
2-the human is the only creature that sleeps on his back!!
3-do u know that the first owner of (malboro) company for sigarets died por cancer in his lughn..!
4- do u know that,most of the dust in ur house is the dead skin of ur bodies...(ew)!!
5-the manzana, apple not the caffaeen ...is what makes u active for the morning 100 times más than coffee.
6-all the poular bears uses thier left hand!!
7-the women winks más than the man twice...times!
8-do u know that the cocroshes..when it touches the human`s body..it runs to thier homes fast to cleam thier selves up....(weird).
9-do u know that the american air lines...has saved over 40,000 $ dollars...in 1987 when it canceld one aceituna, oliva from every costumer plate in the air plane (first class)...
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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The story we have for tu today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted por the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animales that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a perrito, cachorro at the time.

tu would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animales connected from the first moment. Now the two animales are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
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List by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw comida but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a topo dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores por lying on him saying stuff like Jason dicho that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give tu a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like tu heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Guide by MrssBieber320 posted hace más de un año
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Ever met that one person that tu just wanna puñetazo, ponche in the face , then someohow , tu end up in a relationship with them , tu fall in amor , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing tu want to burn either (:]) Well if tu still have feelings for that person im gonna help tu get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap tu guys (: , ohk so tu could first start off por doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave tu on fuego ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to him at locker time (throwing optional)
its a good idea to start with those becuase , it shows him that tu didnt forget , .. Kay now ,
if hes with another girl , heres what to do ,
1)Take the ***** out back and cuss her out , (hitting optional)
2)tell her how tu feel about him , (hittting still optional)
Again , this is kris style ... (: apoyar Pleeeease <3
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List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding o happy
:-( depressed o frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool o sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:-\ skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
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Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background música to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a día o two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all tu got, don't stop now! tu gotta give it all tu got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She dicho a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If tu wanna have a good time just give me a call,
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Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this poesía maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start escritura and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

................
*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
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Article by green6244 posted hace más de un año
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Okay, so when i was eleven, my friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it más fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i dicho in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good día to ya now. Cheerio!" I dicho and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
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List by CatAlicerox14 posted hace más de un año
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1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag o what ever tu can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and frutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? o rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age tu are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing por the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the cerveza enfriador, refrigerador with a thick capa and when someone picks up a pack of cerveza ask "are tu sure tu are over 21 ? tu look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks tu to mover say "you are blocking the view! why dont tu mover mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope tu like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hola Hey)
Hear what I say
I need tu I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres más to life.
Than waiting, for tu to realize.
(What tu need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for tu to call back
(But tu never do)

Pre 1:
But there's más to life than this
And I have más words
Than I have fists
(Let me tell you)
Life will be life
But I want, need
tu mine
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List by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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Guide by lucius_malloy posted hace más de un año
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"We must start with the children."
- Doris Twitchell Allen

Some history
In 1946, Dr. Doris Allen had an idea that eventually came to change the lives of thousands of children and adults across the globe. If kids were dado the chance to learn about other cultures and make international friends, they would por default, be less willing to fight dicho friends. Thus they would choose to work towards world peace.
What started out as a single camp with delegates from eight countries in 1951 has now expanded to seven different international activities, with over 190,000 people having participated in over 500 activities. Will tu be one of them siguiente year?

Activites
Village
- four weeks long
- for 11-year-olds
Interchange
- 14 - 28 days per phase (phases can be consecutive o take place up to a año apart)
- age range 12-15
International Youth Meeting
- eight o fifteen days long
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Opinion by Gretute2772 posted hace más de un año
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1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animales that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time tu sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
9.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.
10.The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren’t for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
11.Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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Okay, I don't even like acting, but I joined anyways.
It started out well. We did a cheer, and got a tour. I was a bit sleepy but everything went well.
Audition día was nerve-wracking, though. I don't even know what we auditioned for.
Classes were fun. I got to meet different people, and the teachers were nice. The ciriculum was good, and I got to do many different things.
I had 2 art classes (regular and mask making), 1 scene study, 1 playwriting, and 1 improv class. The regular art classes were easy, while the mask making, was a challenge, because I SUCK at clay. Playwriting was reasonable, but the people I was with totaly ignored me, exept for my 11 año old friend, Michael, who stayed back a grade. Scene study was good, but I HATED it, because the teacher was mean, and we didn't study scenes, we preformed them! And the chosen scene was por a freak of nature and a 10 año old who looks cute but can't act! And improv was totaly usless because all we did was play games, and we weren't even in the final preformance!
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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How do tu know tu have a best friend. When tu know tu can trust them. And wen ur hurt they will be por your side. tu know when tu are in a wreck theyll be there to help.
Best friends:
They are the ones tu count on for anything. tu can count on them until the end. Now Best friends are like a brother o sister. If tu dont have that feeling then their just a friend. Best friends are also supposed to be trustworthy.
Friends:
Now friends tu have a good connection with but not really. They do not meet your standards as a best friend. But tu still like to talk and hang out with them.
Phony "friend":
Those are the ppl that act like their youre friend smile in your face and everything . The they talk behind your back.
Enemies:
These are the ppl who are bitches and skanks . But dont pay attention to them. Because that can cause tu to pull a perra hair out.
Associates:
They are the ppl u talk to but not really. Theyre not your friend o enemy.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Overheard this on a Londres bus:
First Woman: "I don't know what to get fred for his birthday."
segundo Woman: "Why don't tu get him a book?"
First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book."
At the pescado hatchery where I work, we have a small display that describes the now-extinct Michigan Grayling (a kind of fish). This summer, I had the following conversation with a tourist:

Tourist: "Is the Grayling still extinct?"
Me: "Yes sir, it doesn't exist anymore."
Tourist: "Any thoughts of bringing it back?"
Me: "No, I don't think that's possible."
Tourist: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it's extinct."
Tourist: "Still?"
Me: "Yes."
Frustrated, he left.

I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items, and the lady behind me put her things on the cinturón, correa close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep por the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider and looked all over it for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she dicho to me,...
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