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posted by IloveMyLord
The scholar does not consider oro and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain o freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its corazón the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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In case tu needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's tiramisu postres (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for the corazón now
Have tu heard the news
maybe tu estola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for he corazón now
Have tu heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find tu soon


The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of tu know it as the only song i know por corazón from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araña i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by SymmaGirl2
There's no reality except the one contained within us. Which is why so many people live an unreal life. They take imágenes outside them for reality and never allow the world within them to assert itself.

Whatever tu give to life, it gives back. Don't hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from tu will eventually return to you. amor others. And amor will come back to you.

There are two ways of spreading light. Be the candle o the mirror that reflects it.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Courage does not...
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I'm a girl and I've seen the boys who are parte superior, arriba in class and who have massive crushes on a girl but can't get her and I've seen guys who get beat up daily that have the same prob.And.... let's just say tu guys "need" my help. This guide should help at least a bit. so here we go, 7 things,you you've gotta know, counting down from 7...

7. if we forget your name,it's usually because we are'nt impressed por anything tu do o because we don't know tu well enough. Try a new outlet, perferably though for saftey reasons..Not sports. Try drawing o Drama, tu know something that still can impress girls....
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a plátano strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista tu have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the plátano peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostrar themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if tu are near a slippery...
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i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be fred Flintstone but I can sure make your cama rock!

Is your dad a thief o something? Because someone estola the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy tu a drink – o would tu just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If tu have a phobia about itching, tu may harbor some memories of past infections o other problems that caused tu to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

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posted by IloveDxC
Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning o sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED por Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If vampiros never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
At least a dozen times a día tu hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say tu hate society, tu say tu can’t stand it. tu say tu hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people tu see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, tu all are. tu were born this way, tu will die this way. tu are society, and society is you. tu are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and mostrar your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they dicho your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a pregunta and say some thing misceláneo like.. i like cheese... o carrots are pink... o say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, tu will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last día of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a lista of the stuff I need for school siguiente September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying misceláneo things until u cry laughing
5. continue lectura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say misceláneo things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up arrendajo, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add misceláneo people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
posted by E-Scope90
Every year, nearly four million gatos are eaten in Asia.h
On average, gatos spend 2/3 of every día sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, gatos do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. perros and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of gatos is called a “clowder.”g
Female gatos tend to be right pawed, while male gatos are más often left pawed. Interestingly,...
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope tu enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when tu break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...
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posted by itachifan1
If tu stop before tu reach the end tu have a very small heart...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never dicho good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I amor him very much,

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1. How did tu discover this song (and name the song)
Wretched and Divine por the Black Veil Brides. XD I amor this shuffle. I just recently fell into absolute amor with these guys XD Either way, I was surfing youtube for más of their songs and came across this along with several others

2. This song is your super hero theme song
Oh. I would like that XD Though its not fit for the background music, it would be a good song to explain it

3. This song describes your powers
Well going por the lyrics and taking them for the basic skin deep idea of it, it would probably have something akin to a godly...
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