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posted by GDragon612
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1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them tu can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass...
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posted by KyoyaTategami01
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Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
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#10 - Makuta Teridax (Bionicle)

This is the Makuta that we know and amor to hate! He became the main Makuta after overthrowing Miserix. He is the most well known Bionicle villain and lives for quite a long time.

#9 - Newt (The Animaniacs)

I know most people don't count this pooch as a villain, but he is in my book. He tries to kidnap a visón (Minerva visón in particular) so he can give her to his master. I know he may not be "evil", but he is still a villain.

#8 - The One who is The One (Witch and Wizard)

This guy is downright despicable! He bans books, science, art, movies, and other fun things!...
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posted by Bluekait
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An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the oso, oso de that was hit por an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They dicho it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the pasa, pasas de uva for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...
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posted by nmdis
"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know tu want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
tu kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in amor back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...
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posted by nmdis
"World Of Chances"


You've got a face for a smile tu know
A shame tu waste it when you're breaking me slowly
But I've got a world of chances for you
I've got a world of chances for you,
I've got a world of chances,
Chances that you're burning through

I've got a paper and pen
I go to write tu goodbye and that's when I know
I've got a world of chances for you,
I've got a world of chances for you,
I've got a world of chances,
Chances that you're burning through

Oh, I'm going my own way
My faith has lost its strength again
Oh, it's been too hard to say
We've fallen off the edge again
We're at...
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Rachel's POV:

I was on parte superior, arriba of him and we were very close.

I wanted to kiss him. I guess he also wanted to. I could tell that because he was staring at my rosado, rosa lips.

I wanted to get out of his grip on my waist.

Hey, he is my TUTOR. I should not do that.

Control.

Your.

Feelings.

Rachel!

That was constantly running in my mind.

But he was coming closer. I mean, yeah, I want to kiss him but something is stopping me.

We were interrupted por his phone blasting some music. I mean his ringtone.

Why does that stupid 'thing' have to ruin the moment?

C'mon, that hottest guy wanted to kiss the nerdy one.

That happens...
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posted by Flora_Swift
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#=Recommended
~=Really Lame


1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. tu can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each día like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...
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posted by hatelarxene
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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed por anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me por people who actually believe that if tu send them on, then that poor 6 año old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do tu honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give tu and everyone tu send...
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posted by SeeUV3
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 Phil
Phil
Phan – fiction : hola this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn tu if tu do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if tu want más chapters of it I will gladly make one más (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly o severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn día in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would mover from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...
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I believe in my corazón that we shouldn't have to change o selves o stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our corazón is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make tu stronger.For example if tu want to be a singer be a singer,If tu want to be an Artist be an artist.If tu want to be different and original than be original because tu have to fulfill your dreams.If tu stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy o complete and you'll let the hater win por giving...
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If u like K-pop I'm sure u'll enjoy some of my clubs, so if u like any of them plz registrarse :)

You've Fallen For Me /Heartstrings a drama staring Park Shin Hye & Jung Yong Hwa:
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HITT a new Korean band:
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NichKhun from 2PM:
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Kim Junsu from 2PM:
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MBLAQ members:
1-Yang Seung Ho:
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2- Thunder:
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3- G.O:
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4- Mir:
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Kevin Woo from U-kiss:
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Yoo Seung Ho an actor who is known as Korea's Little Brother:
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April kiss the female 2PM:
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You're My Pet a movie staring Jang Geun Suk & Kim Ha Neul:
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New F.O a rookie Korean girls band:
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EXO-K SM Entertainment's newest boy band :
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&...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if tu do not have permission from dicho company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that tu give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by Thecharliejay
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1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.


2. Copy their actions and everything they say.


3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.


4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"


5. In a communal ducha, ducha de o ducha, ducha de house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
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100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the batman theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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How do tu know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garaje door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the año 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a muro caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for tu – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced por hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by moodystuff449
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I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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posted by shelb18
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1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that tu had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay tu amor it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister o brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.