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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when tu are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with tu how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If tu have red skin patches, acne, oily skin o blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender o comida processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 minutos and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this tu need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"

5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers siguiente to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when tu say this.

6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways por claiming tu are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play animales for underprivileged children.
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Article by Solo28 posted hace más de un año
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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: tu are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET tu FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: tu pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought tu picked a día out of a hat for that o something.

ME: dulces día is when I say it is dulces Day. It's when I say it is dulces Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: tu thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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If tu like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that tu feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If tu want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week tu need to file tu nails. Why? Because when tu file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one capa of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby o aceituna, oliva oil on your nails after tu have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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How can tu get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurios pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do tu make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do tu make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do tu prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bone will a dog never eat?
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Article by Balletlovr posted hace más de un año
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Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope tu like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what tu amor to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina
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Allie

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful glide across the water.
She leaped in the air
like a snow leopard springing for its prey.
Her turns were smooth
like a dolphin's fluid swimming in the deep ocean below.
The ballerina, a vision of elegance and beauty.




Love

amor is ruby red.
It sounds like birds chirping on the first día of spring.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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When tu run into the guy tu like at school, do tu feel nervous and turn bright red?

That happens to some girls, and others start laughing nervously. Sometimes tu try to start a conversation. And for sure no matter what, when the guy tu like is close by, your corazón starts beating fast.

What should tu do when tu are in this situation?

The first thing to remember is that not everyone is looking at the two of tu when tu talk to your crush. No one can read your mind and so don't act like tu have committed some sort of crime. If tu act nervous and weird he won't know that tu like him!

If tu feel up to it, tell him your feelings. If no, then at least try to act normal around him and talk to him. If tu avoid him, he will think tu are mad at him!

And if a friend asks tu if tu are in love? Your friends are going to know that something is different about you. Eventually tu will have to tell them that tu have a crush! If tu trust your friend tell her who tu like, if not, keep it to yourself. Remember, secrets between friends are sacred.
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Article by AngelVicki427 posted hace más de un año
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I put up this articulo just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative o anything.
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One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject animales and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's about one species every 15 minutes.
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Animal cruelty can be either deliberate abuse o simply the failure to take care of an animal. Either way, and whether the animal is a pet, a farm animal, o wildlife, the victim can suffer terribly. Don’t despair, though—anyone can take steps against cruelty.
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List by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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Warning: This articulo contains disgusting facts that just as the título states, tu may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

siguiente time tu lean in for a kiss, tu might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and tu may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

más misceláneo Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If tu attempt to light your gas on fuego it has a chance that the flame will back up into your colon. Ouch!

2. To this day, some Chinese farmers are still using poop as a fuel. They dump pig feces and other animal waste into a large holding area. The bacteria in the poo creates methane, a natural gas. A pipe is then inserted into the fecal dump and the natural gas is then brought into the inicial for cooking.
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Opinion by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
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List by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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1.everyone around tu has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything tu say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive tu crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and tu just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to puñetazo, ponche someone without a reason
12.if tu start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if tu were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give tu 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so tu know*
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List by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase por 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual traje de baño issue featuring scantily clad male models.
.Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing comida within two hours of cama time.
.Men would be secretaries for female bosses,working twice as hard for none of the credit.
.Little girls would read "snow white and the seven hunks".
.Men would bring drinks,chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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If tu want to get a professional look when tu do your make-up then tu need to make sure that tu are using the right set of tools!

It is not possible to blend in your eyeshadow if tu are not using the right sort of brush. Every look and product needs its own brush. If tu look at what the professionals use, they have a brush for everything! Some brushes are for blending while others are for precise moves.

tu don't need to have a thousand brushes, but tu should have a good selection in your make-up kit.

Large brush for powder and liquid cover-up: The name says it all. This large brush is used to cover the face with powder and distribute it evenly.

Blush brush: Also large but thinner, this brush is for blush. Use it to spread blush along your cheekbones. Don't mix this brush with other brushes.

Eyeshadow brush: This is the one you're going to use to apply the color. It is short and thick with más of an edge than other brushes.
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Article by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

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My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the siguiente few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, tu just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & tu peel them apart & press them to your leg (or wherever else) & tu pull the hair right off; No muss. No fuss. How hard could it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK?!)

So, I pull one of the think strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. But, instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in, so I get out the hair dryer & heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold Wax', yeah... right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight &...
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List by cloudstrifefan posted hace más de un año
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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once dicho of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school baloncesto team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mes and dropped out forever.
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for tu today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing tu need to do is beat an egg white with two mesa, tabla spoons of manzana, apple vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that tu usually do.

Now tu are ready for the siguiente step. While tu have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with tu when tu wash out your hair.

Attention: when tu wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can tu tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The palanca de mando is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her más attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do tu say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are tu boys all in the same band?
A3: Do tu guys all play for the Green bahía Packers?

Q: How do tu make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The más tu bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a cerveza bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and espaguetis, espagueti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when tu eat them.
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Opinion by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her bolso, monedero and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do tu have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known tu were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born...
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette adelante, hacia adelante and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must mover to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job, and I’m staying in [...]

Blonde at a strip mall
What did the blonde say after he went to the strip mall?
“I was disappointed. Everybody else had their clothes on.”

Car hangers
Why do blondes keep hangers in their cars?
In case they lock themselves out.
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List by Spi_Kat_Penguin posted hace más de un año
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The following dumb laws are, o were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before tu go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if tu bail off and do something stupid o try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable por death.
Alaska

In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping oso, oso de for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona

In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your asiento on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if tu don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget tu find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while tu still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when tu see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer.

Stop at railroad crossings.

Drive with your feet.

Hit the gas and the brake at the same time.

Drive 46 mph on the expressway.

In the fast lane.

See how far across the seats tu can spit breath mints before tu get yelled at.
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List by jblover27 posted hace más de un año
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1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired o cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using tu to make someone jealous
8.if tu have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with tu if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

2.. No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If tu have cramps and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and nothing more.

9.. If tu really liked us for us, tu would let us think that our mustache, beard, o sideburns looked cool.

10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.

11.. NEVER ask us if tu can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

12.. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if tu don’t.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all tu want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, tu massage; we go down, tu go down; we shave, tu shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . tu are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. tu have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets tu a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If tu want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if tu are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. ~E.L. Konigsburg


Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so tu might as well be happy. ~Cynthia Nelms
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