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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what tu stand for is admirable. I amor syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
    
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin amor lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, cuestionarios and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much tu pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept o teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if tu know the answer, o ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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posted by Hollestercutie
All with [x] apply to me all with r idks


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...
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posted by BlindBandit92
I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If tu are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell tu why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure tu might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge o the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...
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                Spencer
I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. más like hugging Belinda. That's weird. 
   I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else. 
   I go over to Stephanie. 
 "hi" I say. 
 "why aren't tu with Dominic?" she asks. 
  "I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
     "you usually are." she says. 
    I have nothing to say to...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Bullying is an insecure person who goes around putting others down just to make themselves feel superior, o just to hurt others, o try to control others.
It can be different types, verbal, looks, harassment, physical abuse, controlling, spreading rumors, manipulating others to dislike another person, disparaging remarks, lies, etc.
In every school , there is suppose to be an anti bullying program and not just a verbal policy, but one that is followed through on with the adults , principles, teachers, school administration.
The White House et al sent out a letter mandating these antibullyiing...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine día in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing o whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the articulo is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by invadercalliope
One día calliope and this girl named chloe (her friend)
Were sick so they couldn't go to skool.....
WHILE AT SKOOL
Oh no the disease if spreading!!!!!
MY HAIR NOT MY HAIR!
Calliope: this f****** sucks
chloe: *sleeping*
THE siguiente DAY
EVERYONE WITH THERE HEAd on there chin!
Calliope: Oh hola cassie
chloe: ummmm WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!
calliope: tu look like aberham licoin o whatever!
Cassie: I KNOW MY HAIR WAS ON MY FACE THIS MORNING!
calliope: well thats weird.....
chloe: WELL YEAH
calliope: umm chloe everyone in skool has shaved heads i just herd that they are re-naming the skool aberham beards
chloe: WOW
buffy: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
calliope: buffy was at skool >.> how much did me miss
chloe: alot
calliope: Buffy tu should leave.....your creepy looking with that beard of yours
buffy: *cries*
calliope: well lets get to class
1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play música players and raise it loud.


5- put your gums in inicial door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat plátano and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.
1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would tu mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs tu and takes a little something off tu would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are tu sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If tu say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all tu want, not like I care if tu are o aren't...As long as tu don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the lista I publicado about a año ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The fotos here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....
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posted by karolinak1999
1. If using a touch-tone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their preguntas with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on parte superior, arriba this time.

10. Do not...
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posted by hatelarxene
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed por anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me por people who actually believe that if tu send them on, then that poor 6 año old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do tu honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give tu and everyone tu send...
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posted by silverlocket
 This is My muro Corner
This is My Wall Corner
Once Upon a Chocolate
By Abigaily and Maggster
(Age Thirteen)

Once upon a time there was a there was a chocolate eyeball. It was a deadly eyeball and his name was Bob. His girlfriend name was Hope because she was a good hopeful chocolate eyeball. Bob’s Hope and a chocolate chicken nugget named Freding where best friends. Now Freding was a half good nugget and a half bad nugget, because of her opposite sides made her even más deadly than Bob and más hopeful than Hope. Fredina had a boyfriend named Fred. fred was a deadly chocolate nugget, a very deadly nugget. One late deadly chocolaty night...
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posted by cute20k
Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

You were always sayin', just hold on
You just let go, of everything tu ever had
You just ended it, on your own
And tu had everything, but tu let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

And tu were...
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posted by amethyst_14
Long ago, the moon lived on land, por the apuntalar, costa with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just por her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, o so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...
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(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to o we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling...
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These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to clubes such as disney and dinsey princess fan clubes and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the parte superior, arriba 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find tu as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only disney heroine not to make...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part articulo series, so look adelante, hacia adelante to más artículos coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my favorito! film of each year, as well as my least favorito! from that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

Song (Start at 0:08):...
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