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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

tu don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, tu just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

tu don't have smelly gym socks, tu have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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List by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. arbusto, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." - tencommandments.org

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." - tencommandments.org

"All tu atheists are *******es. None of tu have fought in any wars, o have done anything dangerous."
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have tu noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying mostrar ever.) tu know what mostrar really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the mostrar SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. tu see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman dicho something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting...
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, o the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of misceláneo blog on the misceláneo fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One día this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorito! games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re siguiente door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, estola the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the cocina planning. So I snuck downstairs…
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have tu been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this asiento empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down. Man: Your place o mine? Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do tu do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hola baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would tu stay there? Man: If I could see tu naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw tu naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If tu repost this tu will get a phone call 37 minutos after tu repost this.... If tu don't resend this then your amor life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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Opinion by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious por now"

"Do what tu want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want tu to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, tu moron."

"You're...so manly "means" tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all tu ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I have flabby thighs."

"Hang the picture here" means     "No, I mean hang it there!"

"I heard a noise" means     "I noticed tu were almost asleep"
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"Do tu amor me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will tu marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no más maní, cacahuete butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting más exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are tu still talking?"
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Opinion by mae_cait_001 posted hace más de un año
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1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
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Guide by Waterwhip posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys go crazy over your smile!
2.75% of guys want tu to make the first move
3. Though 95% of girls wants guys to make that first move.
4. Making someone jelous just makes them give up.
5. talk to them get to be friends them even if tu did break up, regain friendship.
6. Be tu and he WILL like you!
7. Hang out!Get his number for a start
8.If tu dont hang out where are tu going 2 get?
9.If are moving on the last día of school . . . if he has a gf just give him a hug if he doesnt give him a kiss on the cheek.
10. Value your gifts and he will too.
11. Invite him over for lunch on Saturday.
12. If he is dating a girl who is cheating on him, he deserves to know tell him.
13. When something goes wrong comfort him.
14.Learn his talents and conect to them
15. Its not based on clothes but personality.



Dedicated to R&bStar!
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Article by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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5 más incredibly misceláneo stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and misceláneo in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesús Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
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Article by makaela2216 posted hace más de un año
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught tu should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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List by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there música videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I amor them más then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I amor these two they start out hating each other then become close friends o maybe more...I'd like to think so.

17. Haruhi and Kyon from " The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya" Opposites attract and Kyon and Haruhi are no exception to this.Kyon is serious and kinda blunt where Haruhi is wacky and mysteries.

16. Rin and Kohaku from "Inuyasha" Cute on SO many fucking levels. Rin and Kohaku just seem the perfect match to me.
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Opinion by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a lista why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their comida (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
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Article by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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okay, on my 5 completely misceláneo things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as tu can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as tu can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend tu try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
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Article by 3nala posted hace más de un año
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3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."

{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}

"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
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Article by Wanda5 posted hace más de un año
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1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the siguiente button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF tu GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM tu AND LET tu HAVE YOUR el espacio FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF tu SAW A BUNCH OF misceláneo PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO tu WANT TO BE WHEN tu GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO tu THINK WHEN tu SEE THE PERSON tu LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL tu DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF tu WORKED AT A CASINO?
15. WHAT DO tu THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. WHAT IF YOUR BROTHER/SISTER NEVER STOPPED BOTHERING YOU?
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hace más de un año
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down perros at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do tu do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do tu know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a corazón attack is during a game of charades.

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tu cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?" "No!!!" "That's the spirit!"

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If tu find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have improved my predicament!",

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The Sims would be más fun with a Godzilla attack button.
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List by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorito! Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.

17. Haruhi Fujioka from "Ouran High School Host Club" No one girl can make Tamaki and the hosts as crazy as Haruhi and damn it if we don't amor her for it. Watching Tamaki's reaction when Hikaru and Kaoru are fawning over her and her reaction to that is just gold.

16. Jane from "Tarzan" Jane was a very smart girl...Who fell in amor with an ape man...How cute is that? It's not...She was cynical, funny and beautiful all to go with her smarts.
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT o IT WON'T WORK AND tu WILL WISH tu HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK tu OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT tu ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise tu WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. siguiente to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS tu WANT. ~ 3. siguiente to the NUMBERS 3 and 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD o IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~ 4.WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like friends o FAMILY...) siguiente to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT o YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT tu DID. ~ 5.WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, and 11. ~ 6.Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE tu READY? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME. ~ - THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE tu is found in el espacio 2. - THE PERSON IN el espacio 3 IS THE ONE tu LOVE. - THE PERSON tu LIKE but your...
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hace más de un año
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM

Please sign your name below.

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List by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. pudín, con leche Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best amor interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured por the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the disney princess naive, sweet and seven-fourteen she was the first and my personal favorito! disney princess.

17. Fai D. Flourite from "Tsubasa" The most kick culo magician to ever live. Why? Because he's also a fucking half vampire!!!He's funny, cool, the best actor in the manga/anime and he's epic as hell.

16. Rukia Kuchiki from "Bleach" Probably the funniest character for the first season of the anime Rukia was always hitting and fighting with Ichigo mostly over her drawings and rabbit obsession.
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Review by MOLLYMAYJR posted hace más de un año
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ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!
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Article by taytrain97 posted hace más de un año
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

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Opinion by SelenaTaylor13 posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Opinion by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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I'll say it once
And just because I like tu so much
I'll say it again
But I hope the message sinks in real quick
Because my grip is loosening
And I'm about to slip
I was walking so gracefully
But then tu walked into my life and I'm about to trip

Never pretended
Never lied to you
I was me the whole time
Never dicho I was someone I wasn't
I have my problems
And I have my issues
And my insecurities
And my addictions
My solutions
And I know what works for me
And I know what's best for me
tu don't
And quite frankly dear
I don't think tu know me all that well either
And looking at tu now
I'm not so sure if you're a keeper

Bending over backwards for tu is annoying
And I have so much stress as it is without tu adding más to it
All tu ever do is pull me under
Pull me into amargo, amargos sweet misery
tu drive me nuts
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