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Opinion by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a lista why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their comida (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
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Article by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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okay, on my 5 completely misceláneo things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as tu can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as tu can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend tu try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
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Article by 3nala posted hace más de un año
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3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."

{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}

"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
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Article by Wanda5 posted hace más de un año
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1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the siguiente button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF tu GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM tu AND LET tu HAVE YOUR el espacio FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF tu SAW A BUNCH OF misceláneo PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO tu WANT TO BE WHEN tu GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO tu THINK WHEN tu SEE THE PERSON tu LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL tu DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF tu WORKED AT A CASINO?
15. WHAT DO tu THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. WHAT IF YOUR BROTHER/SISTER NEVER STOPPED BOTHERING YOU?
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hace más de un año
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down perros at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do tu do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do tu know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a corazón attack is during a game of charades.

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tu cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?" "No!!!" "That's the spirit!"

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If tu find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have improved my predicament!",

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The Sims would be más fun with a Godzilla attack button.
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List by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorito! Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.

17. Haruhi Fujioka from "Ouran High School Host Club" No one girl can make Tamaki and the hosts as crazy as Haruhi and damn it if we don't amor her for it. Watching Tamaki's reaction when Hikaru and Kaoru are fawning over her and her reaction to that is just gold.

16. Jane from "Tarzan" Jane was a very smart girl...Who fell in amor with an ape man...How cute is that? It's not...She was cynical, funny and beautiful all to go with her smarts.
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT o IT WON'T WORK AND tu WILL WISH tu HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK tu OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT tu ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise tu WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. siguiente to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS tu WANT. ~ 3. siguiente to the NUMBERS 3 and 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD o IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~ 4.WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like friends o FAMILY...) siguiente to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT o YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT tu DID. ~ 5.WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, and 11. ~ 6.Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE tu READY? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME. ~ - THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE tu is found in el espacio 2. - THE PERSON IN el espacio 3 IS THE ONE tu LOVE. - THE PERSON tu LIKE but your...
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hace más de un año
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM

Please sign your name below.

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List by deathchick9 posted hace más de un año
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The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. pudín, con leche Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best amor interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured por the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the disney princess naive, sweet and seven-fourteen she was the first and my personal favorito! disney princess.

17. Fai D. Flourite from "Tsubasa" The most kick culo magician to ever live. Why? Because he's also a fucking half vampire!!!He's funny, cool, the best actor in the manga/anime and he's epic as hell.

16. Rukia Kuchiki from "Bleach" Probably the funniest character for the first season of the anime Rukia was always hitting and fighting with Ichigo mostly over her drawings and rabbit obsession.
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Review by MOLLYMAYJR posted hace más de un año
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ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!
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Article by taytrain97 posted hace más de un año
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are tu really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can tu speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of tu now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: tu are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought tu were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like, totally.
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Opinion by SelenaTaylor13 posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Opinion by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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I'll say it once
And just because I like tu so much
I'll say it again
But I hope the message sinks in real quick
Because my grip is loosening
And I'm about to slip
I was walking so gracefully
But then tu walked into my life and I'm about to trip

Never pretended
Never lied to you
I was me the whole time
Never dicho I was someone I wasn't
I have my problems
And I have my issues
And my insecurities
And my addictions
My solutions
And I know what works for me
And I know what's best for me
tu don't
And quite frankly dear
I don't think tu know me all that well either
And looking at tu now
I'm not so sure if you're a keeper

Bending over backwards for tu is annoying
And I have so much stress as it is without tu adding más to it
All tu ever do is pull me under
Pull me into amargo, amargos sweet misery
tu drive me nuts
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Opinion by Twilightluv3r posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Opinion by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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a poem, por me.
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Article by Channy101 posted hace más de un año
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U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 preguntas n i need 10 respuestas 4 each please i will need your help?
1st pregunta is... if tu found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would tu do n why?
2nd pregunta is... if tu could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last pregunta is... if ur I-Pod o cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and o help with this o else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
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Review by AlxanderRfan posted hace más de un año
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do tu think ?


When tu break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses tu - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want tu to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants tu to read it ]
When she walks away from tu mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ kiss her ]
When she pushes tu o hit's tu - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at tu - [ kiss her and tell her tu amor her ]
When she ignore's tu - [ Give her your attention]
When she pulls away - [ Pull her back ]
When tu see her at her worst - [ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When tu see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word ]
When tu see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared - [ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
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Opinion by gesci-lol posted hace más de un año
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The story is about a girl named Gwendolyn who moves in with her Aunt Casey. The reason is because her single mother, Clara, is having trouble with money so she sends her to live with her older sister, Casey. On Gwendolyn's first día of school, she's already being bullied por a popular group known as 'The dark royals'. One day, on a weekend, she goes out into a near-by forest and spot a girl and boy, who are the leaders of the Dark royals at the school, doing this odd ritual. They find out that Gwendolyn is around and they target her. [I might change it up a bit later on]

I need five characters of the Dark royals [ three boys and two girls]

A friend of Gwendolyn [boy o girl, doesn't matter]

And any other extra characters :)

Oh, tu get an extra thumbs up if tu can figure out a vampire story título ;)

tu need to fill out the things below:

Name-

Age-

Height-

Gender-

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Article by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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1.I am bisexual
2.I puñetazo, ponche hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I amor emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If tu want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in amor with Death
11.Death is in amor with me
12.I amor horror and gororr movies
13.I like tatuajes and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If tu ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card o anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know tu amor me if tu listen to my music,even if tu hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
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List by AngelVicki427 posted hace más de un año
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Romans invented the Lollypop

tu loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every año in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a popular comida in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the concept of Thanksgiving was “the most ridiculous idea I’ve ever heard.”

Racecar spelt backwards spells racecar.

tu can’t sneeze with your eyes open.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
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Fan fiction by j-bfan7 posted hace más de un año
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Edward pulled two tickets out of his capa pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, o frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded más eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers, his body stiff, statuesque. His smooth lips looked flat now, and his eyebrows knitted together like they always do when he’s thinking of the right thing to say.

“Yes. One is for you, of course, Bella.” He reached his hand out and handed me one of the tickets, watching me intently. “I would like for tu to take a trip to Chicago with me, if that’s okay.”
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Opinion by j-bfan7 posted hace más de un año
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my hero is not superman,
nor is it wonderwomen,
my hero is my dad.

when i go to bed,hes there to tuck me in,
when i wake up hes there to say goodmorning,
when i come downstairs my breakfast is made.

he drops me off at school,
even when hes busy,
he never says no to me,
especially when im hurt.

when im feeling sad,
his humor always cheers me up,
my dad is always there for me.

my daddy is my hero,
and best of all,
hes all mine.

thank u for lectura "Bugs poetry:poetry por me"i am only 12 years old and even though some of this isnt true i feel it is because my dad is the best.
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Opinion by j-bfan7 posted hace más de un año
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My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

o else I'm locked up,

All día long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



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Opinion by AngelVicki427 posted hace más de un año
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Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda oso, oso de costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that oso, oso de in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
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