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List by Annacrombie posted hace más de un año
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Here is alot of misceláneo things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermercado go up to a misceláneo stranger and whisper "I will come for tu in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand siguiente to a person who is taller then tu and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermercado and grab a large frutas (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a misceláneo person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around canto "Im walking in the air!"

5.The siguiente time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks on"

6.Go up to a misceláneo bauld guy and say "Hey dude, nice afro"

7.Everytime someone walks por tu shout out "DONT IGNORE ME! I JSUT WANT TO BE LOVED!"

8.Go upto a misceláneo person and say "I like your beard" even if they dont have one

9.Write a lista of ways to kill (inster famous persons name here) and go up to a stranger and say "Do tu like the idea of this?"
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Opinion by Shadowpenguin posted hace más de un año
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is inicial to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An culo Of Himself On National televisión Is más Entertaining Than Watching SNL". Despite the negative press from the rest of the the galaxy, the Irkens have become well-established throughout the galaxy, from opening comida rápida restaurants like Shloogorgh's to conquering various planets and enslaving the planet's inhabitants for the fun of it (their exact motive for conquering various planets left and right is to this day, unknown). Although the Irkens have a inicial planet, they prefer to operate from their estrella fleet that orbits whatever planet they plan to conquer. Their major operations take place in an Irken capital ship called The Massive, which hides a...
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Guide by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 lobos were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, más than 1,545 lobos roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 lobos are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The lobos have had tremendous popular support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been por far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The lobos complete the Yellowstone ecosystem, which, without them, had too many hooved animals. The overabundance of some of the wolves' natural prey was altering the natural plant communities along stream banks, due to excessive trampling. With the lobos back on the scene, the Yellowstone natural community is much closer to what it was before most of the surrounding states were profoundly altered por development and livestock ranching. The success of the growing lobo population has made a lot of money for the park, in sales of lobo paraphernalia, such as lobo T-shirts, sweatshirts, coffee cups, and...
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Opinion by Abilei posted hace más de un año
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the lobo boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled más searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks -- around the premiere for "New Moon." Since then, though, Edward Cullen has averaged about 17% más lookups than Jacob Black, and Pattinson about 40% más online interest than his co-star.

The key difference though is who's swooning for whom. The characters of Edward and Jacob pretty much pull in the same crowd (girls 17 and under with a sprinkling of ladies 35-54), but a seismic generation gap opens up with the actors.
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Opinion by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask preguntas so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s preguntas in slow motion 2)Answer preguntas only with one word
3)Scream misceláneo words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” o “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer preguntas in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend to be scared of everything
15)Draw cartoon characters of your classmates o of the professors
16)Quote Family Guy
17)Write out plan on how to conquer the world
18)Pretend to Choke
19)Pretend to be drunk
20)Tap your feet on the ground loudly
21)Raise your hand for every pregunta your teacher asks tu but answer “oh i forgot”
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Article by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her tu amor her.

5. Call her before tu sleep and after tu wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease tu back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorito! movie with her o her favorito! mostrar even if tu think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. kiss her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at tu crying, the first thing tu say is:
"Who's culo am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him tu saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house canto Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it por Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
8. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul
9. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells tu he doesn't eat food.
10. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
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Opinion by sensativEmo posted hace más de un año
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The argument over what's considered to be real música goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have tu been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act o garaje crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! tu just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and push some buttons. Simple, innit?

This war will run and run, and it will always be part of Sound On Sound's letter pages and forum. It was fought before synthesizers ever existed, and it will be fought after they become classical instruments. While this may seem like a bold statement, thanks to my reciente experiments in twistor field theory, I can now prove my assertion. So if you'd like to stand back a bit, I'll dial in the hypertesseract coordinates...
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Article by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hora less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted hace más de un año
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1. We only cry infront of tu when we
a) want tu to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini falda when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If tu ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't o feel like tu should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, o angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If tu think we like to hang out with tu every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have tu ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When tu ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
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Article by awesomebrowny posted hace más de un año
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There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One día brother Billy saw sister Lily's gofres just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who estola brother Joe's gofres the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's gofres and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the gofres he closed the door and dicho "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie some."Billy gave dad some gofres and dicho " I should have gotten some syrup 2."Dad dicho no prob i got it*He took out syrup out of his capa and gave it 2 Billy.* Billy dicho got any....dad cut in and dicho "heres the butter."Out of the blue Lilly came in,face red and screamed"WHO TOOK MY WAFFLES?!?!' Billy and dad ran past Lilly past mom through the dog gate and outside.Dad started 2 panic and dicho "WE FORGOT THE WAFFLES!!!!" Billy dicho a little paniced i'll get 'em but if im not back in 5 minutos then call 911"Bill ran inside through the dog gate past mom past Lilly in Billy's room got the...
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted hace más de un año
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Never mind the haters. All they do is break tu down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.

-JC
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Ok so me and my friend amor the mall but what makes it más fun are the following

-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could tu please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When tu go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if tu go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but tu and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about misceláneo things. like terrorists o something

Have fun with friends at the mall!
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 día o a week that nobody
to take the mick o the galleta out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza o burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza o burgers

answer the pregunta be my fan write a comentario and STICK TO THE consejos I HAVE GAVE tu AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
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Article by Dimka_Roza4eva posted hace más de un año
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Well....here goes....

So i got up this morning, rolled out of bed, and had a shower. When I got out of the ducha, ducha de (1 hora later) i yelled at my mom three times, asking her if i could have pikelets for breakfast. She didn't hear me. Then i got ready for for school and walked to the car. I stared at the car door. I asked my mom if the door was locked. I tried to open the door. It opened. I smiled and got in. I looked at myself in the side mirror and wondered why i looked so weird-maybe i needed to brush my hair???. I turned on the radio. i shivered. i turned on the heater. my mom drove me to school. I walked into the school. i sat down against my corridor heater and talked to friends. some one (called some one) walked in and stared at me. i got out my brush. when did i put my brush in my bag??? i started to brush my hair. some one (called some one) stopped staring at me. the class door opened. my friend walked into the class. i followed. i sat at my escritorio and waited for the campana to ring. i remembered i had chocolate to give to my other friend. i gave the chocolate to them (after chasing them around the school screaming their name). The campana rang. i went back to class. i...
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List by starwarsfangirl posted hace más de un año
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These are just misceláneo ways to eat my favorito! cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself

If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
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Article by Jamie38459 posted hace más de un año
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Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 más seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and galletas and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
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Article by Jamie38459 posted hace más de un año
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Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, galletas and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted hace más de un año
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I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pregunta on this spot that asked "If tu saw Justin Bieber standing on the parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump, would tu cry o scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do tu people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone tu know o care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
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Article by Monicaluv posted hace más de un año
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Cartwheels!!!!!! Lollipops!!!!!!! Srry super bored. Boys!!!!! hola everyone come visit new club called lovin boys. ( if tu like boys) they told me to write a longer articulo so here i go. ummm.... Lovin boys is where tu can talk about your boy crushes and get consejos in the Dear monica section. Please registrarse this club. Anyone who joins gets 4 apoyar and i will become your fan. So please become a fan of this club. Thank tu . LALALALALALALALAL. Hobos for life. haha jk my friends texting signature. Does anyone get as bored as i do? HUMMMMMM..... LALALALLLALlalala. does anyone want to be a fan of me? LALALALALal. BOOOOORRRRREeEEEDDDD!!!!!!! Did tu know someone here knows jb miley and selena gomez.
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List by Delilah_Scruggs posted hace más de un año
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If tu keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical pescado stores.

4.A Wisconsin máquina elevadora, carretilla elevadora operator for a Miller cerveza distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper mostrando him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.

7.A car traveling 100 mph would take más than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

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Opinion by hassleberrygirl posted hace más de un año
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it was a very warm day.So we decided to go to the park.we were walking in the park and we heared thunder and lighting.We continued walking in the park and its started to rain.We continued to walk in the park and it rained even harder.We continued to walk intill i hit a tree.Then my cell phone rang and anwsered it but no one anwsered.I was scaryed to death.I walked inicial with my friends.But i hit another árbol my friends helped me up.but when we got to my house we heared a ghost that dicho GET OUT.My friends all ran out of the house.Then my parents came out from hiding and scaryed the crap out of me and stabbed them with a plastic knife.They laughed at me. it was a funny stroy
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Fan fiction by 123Jordan posted hace más de un año
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Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are tu fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh tu must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: tu don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: tu can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!
Mr.Mosby: Thank tu zach!
Zach: OH it's no problem!
Mr.Mosby: Well your in the sam cabina as last time!
Zach: ok!

Zach: Hi i'm zach!
Jordan: I'm jordan!
Zach: why dose the room look......... cl...............cle.........clean! *barfs*
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent plátano even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)

plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
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