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Fan fiction by InvaderStorm posted hace más de un año
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He leaned against the wall, corazón thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
    They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything tu have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you estola my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time. Some might say it was dumb luck, others might say he lied about the whole thing. But the real truth was: he outmatched them.
    Yes, one man managed to outmatch an army of which size tu wouldn’t believe if I told you. Nobody knows how it was possible, not even the man himself. All he knew is that he couldn’t let them take him, dead o alive. For if they did, unimaginable things would happen to the world. He didn’t know exactly what those things were, but he knew whatever it was, it was bad news.
Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what tu are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. limón Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple jugo, jugo de

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add limón Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water o ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated leche in the largest mezclador bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mezclador until stiff peaks form.

Now tu are half way there.

siguiente add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.
Opinion by beeibe posted hace más de un año
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I found this beautiful articulo and I had to share :)

One día a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of mostrando his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did tu see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," dicho the son.
"So, tell me, what did tu learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
Opinion by Snugglebum posted hace más de un año
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Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, tu will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last día of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a lista of the stuff I need for school siguiente September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't you?

This lista was a thinly disguised test. Could I find the items, exactly as you'd prescribed? Because if not, my son would be That Kid, the one with the Problem Mother, Who Can't Follow Directions.

For example, the glue sticks tu requested. In the 40 gram size. Three of the little buggers. (What kind of massive, sticky project you've got planned for the first día of school that would require the students to bring all this glue, I cannot imagine.) But the 40 gram size doesn't come in a convenient 3-pack. The 30...
List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get
to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as tu see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Don't confuse entertainment with watching a movie. Watching a movie is not very creative and can end up being expensive too. Here is a whole lista of entertainment dates that are not expensive and still fun.

Take a hike in the woods
Go "people watching" at the mall
Go exploring around some Historical Sites
Go to the mall and pretend to comprar for something (like an engagement ring o a car)
Go to an art museum
Walk down a busy road eating M & M's and wave at the cars that are the same color as the M & M tu just ate.
Have a césped, hierba fight
Make paper boats and float them down a stream o pond
Play cops and robbers.
Have a water balloon fight.
Make and fly paper airplanes.
Create "fine" art (finger painting, jewelry making, play dough)
Play hopscotch in an empty parking lot.
Make kites and fly them at a park
Play juego de croquet, croquet in the dark using flashlights.
Have a nerd contest. Set a dollar and go to a thrift shop. Then go somewhere wearing the outfits tu bought.
Article by Dimka_Roza4eva posted hace más de un año
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A rata survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for perros are sold in Tokyo

6. A delfín sleeps with one eye open

7. A cocodrilo can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast música makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs más than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia is the fear of crossing the street!

14. Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens

15. Alliumphobia is the fear of garlic

16. Amensiophobia is the fear of amnesia

17. Anablephobia is the fear of looking up
Article by rukiarocks posted hace más de un año
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber

Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. tu don't say "I do not like" tu have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and in bed!
18. No but you're not going well, you've seen before?
19. So that, I'm leaving without you!
20. Go wash your teeth!
21. What did I say? Are tu kidding me?
22. Enough now with this computer.
23. Eat your carrots, it's tasty.
List by wolfgrrl posted hace más de un año
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are tu doing?", say, "What are tu doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the sofá until tu give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"

5. When they tell tu it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the siguiente room, and laugh, o pretend to gag.

6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a día at the gym, there are ways to be active in your día to día life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever tu can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus o train, stand. tu may not realize it, but standing takes más energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother o father, but tu will also be burning calories while tu work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If tu can, go swimming o go for a long walk.
Opinion by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope tu enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
Article by HNismyfriend posted hace más de un año
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Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Valiente who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Valiente had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do tu have so many feathers in your headdress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
Fan fiction by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon lectura the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and dicho "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet tu he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do tu know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
List by hunter51 posted hace más de un año
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HERES MY parte superior, arriba TEN lista OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH










Opinion by wolfgirl985 posted hace más de un año
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1. Grab your spoon and put comida on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every mesa, tabla and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When tu take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When tu got your postres (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives tu a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
Guide by MrssBieber320 posted hace más de un año
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Ever met that one person who really really aggervates tu , like constantly talking o doing everything tu do , well im gonna help tu deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , tu can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a almohada in tu purse/bag , so if tu need to scream , scream in the almohada , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , tu COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostrar that if that person happens to golondrina one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
List by aya3 posted hace más de un año
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the informations that u will be shocked por hearing is for all the science and information me!!:P
1-do u know,that the eyes size stays the same size...but the nose and ears still grawing as long as the human lived?
2-the human is the only creature that sleeps on his back!!
3-do u know that the first owner of (malboro) company for sigarets died por cancer in his lughn..!
4- do u know that,most of the dust in ur house is the dead skin of ur bodies...(ew)!!
5-the manzana, apple not the caffaeen what makes u active for the morning 100 times más than coffee.
6-all the poular bears uses thier left hand!!
7-the women winks más than the man twice...times!
8-do u know that the cocroshes..when it touches the human`s runs to thier homes fast to cleam thier selves up....(weird).
9-do u know that the american air lines...has saved over 40,000 $ 1987 when it canceld one aceituna, oliva from every costumer plate in the air plane (first class)...
Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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The story we have for tu today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted por the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animales that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a perrito, cachorro at the time.

tu would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animales connected from the first moment. Now the two animales are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
List by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw comida but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a topo dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores por lying on him saying stuff like Jason dicho that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give tu a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like tu heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
Become a fan today
Guide by MrssBieber320 posted hace más de un año
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Ever met that one person that tu just wanna puñetazo, ponche in the face , then someohow , tu end up in a relationship with them , tu fall in amor , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing tu want to burn either (:]) Well if tu still have feelings for that person im gonna help tu get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap tu guys (: , ohk so tu could first start off por doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave tu on fuego ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to him at locker time (throwing optional)
its a good idea to start with those becuase , it shows him that tu didnt forget , .. Kay now ,
if hes with another girl , heres what to do ,
1)Take the ***** out back and cuss her out , (hitting optional)
2)tell her how tu feel about him , (hittting still optional)
Again , this is kris style ... (: apoyar Pleeeease <3
List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding o happy
:-( depressed o frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool o sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:-\ skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
Fan fiction by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background música to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a día o two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all tu got, don't stop now! tu gotta give it all tu got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She dicho a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If tu wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Hi Guys!!! i've wrote this poesía maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start escritura and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
Article by green6244 posted hace más de un año
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Okay, so when i was eleven, my friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it más fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i dicho in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good día to ya now. Cheerio!" I dicho and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!