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Opinion by j-bfan7 posted hace más de un año
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My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

o else I'm locked up,

All día long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



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Opinion by AngelVicki427 posted hace más de un año
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Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda oso, oso de costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that oso, oso de in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
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Article by nikki5516 posted hace más de un año
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"Sometimes tu wanna give up cause tu dont think that tu can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

tu have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, mover on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside tu hurts, tu just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when tu think tu had all tu can take, just stick up your head and know that tu will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not to destory them. Everyday is a new journey and every step tu take brings tu one step closer to finishing that journey.

Life is too short, so live it the way tu want and in the best way tu can. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So amor the people who treat tu right and forget about the people that dont. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If tu get a chance, take it. If it changes your life let it. Nobody dicho it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Grudges are a waste of perfect...
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List by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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He only has one remo, oar in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One frutas Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body por Fisher, brains por Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid árbol and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only por garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his perros on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the parte superior, arriba floor.
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Opinion by RavenRox2 posted hace más de un año
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-He stares at tu a lot
- He hits tu a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that día she picked tu up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with tu cuz tu couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make tu laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever tu two talk
-You hung up on him. He called tu back
- tu where invited por him to a group outin
- He called tu to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes tu laugh even harder
- He remembers little things tu mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch tu (your hair, face, etc.)

Now make a wish.
> >>
> >>
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> >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
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Opinion by harrypotterbest posted hace más de un año
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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!


DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage


CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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I fall
And sometimes I fall to fast
but this time I feel
like it could last

Theres these 3 words I'd like tu to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell tu that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like tu to know
But I can't let my guard down
o my weekness will show.
These words express my feelings for tu
I want to say them
So tu feel the same way too

So I am singin in the rain cuz I know its real
laughin at every joke, can't help what i feel
They all say I'm goin crazy
but what am I without you, baby?

I could be
Going insane
but who are they to blame?
I am
so lucky
I think this was meant to be

Theres these 3 words I'd like tu to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell tu that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like tu to know
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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The parte superior, arriba six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as tu have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command o File Name" is about as informative as

"If tu don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as tu make a commitment to one, tu find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

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Article by simlover4 posted hace más de un año
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I know some preguntas about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell tu the respuestas


first, tu can NOT see polar bears in the calle and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.


second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile


Thats all i know but know tu won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is lectura this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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List by edwardcarlisle posted hace más de un año
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Well, as the título says, this is a lista of stupid preguntas people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope tu enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat comida with ratón flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called por the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps don't shrink with the rain?

- Who's the one who makes the holes to the cheese?

- How do blind people know if they're done in cleaning theirselves when they go to the bathroom?

- If cigarrettes kill, why does police doesn't stop him?
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when tu are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with tu how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If tu have red skin patches, acne, oily skin o blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender o comida processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 minutos and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this tu need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"

5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers siguiente to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when tu say this.

6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways por claiming tu are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play animales for underprivileged children.
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Article by Solo28 posted hace más de un año
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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: tu are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET tu FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: tu pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought tu picked a día out of a hat for that o something.

ME: dulces día is when I say it is dulces Day. It's when I say it is dulces Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: tu thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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If tu like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that tu feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If tu want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week tu need to file tu nails. Why? Because when tu file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one capa of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby o aceituna, oliva oil on your nails after tu have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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How can tu get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurios pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do tu make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do tu make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do tu prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bone will a dog never eat?
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Article by Balletlovr posted hace más de un año
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Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope tu like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what tu amor to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina
by
Allie

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful glide across the water.
She leaped in the air
like a snow leopard springing for its prey.
Her turns were smooth
like a dolphin's fluid swimming in the deep ocean below.
The ballerina, a vision of elegance and beauty.




Love

amor is ruby red.
It sounds like birds chirping on the first día of spring.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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When tu run into the guy tu like at school, do tu feel nervous and turn bright red?

That happens to some girls, and others start laughing nervously. Sometimes tu try to start a conversation. And for sure no matter what, when the guy tu like is close by, your corazón starts beating fast.

What should tu do when tu are in this situation?

The first thing to remember is that not everyone is looking at the two of tu when tu talk to your crush. No one can read your mind and so don't act like tu have committed some sort of crime. If tu act nervous and weird he won't know that tu like him!

If tu feel up to it, tell him your feelings. If no, then at least try to act normal around him and talk to him. If tu avoid him, he will think tu are mad at him!

And if a friend asks tu if tu are in love? Your friends are going to know that something is different about you. Eventually tu will have to tell them that tu have a crush! If tu trust your friend tell her who tu like, if not, keep it to yourself. Remember, secrets between friends are sacred.
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Article by AngelVicki427 posted hace más de un año
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I put up this articulo just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative o anything.
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One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject animales and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's about one species every 15 minutes.
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Animal cruelty can be either deliberate abuse o simply the failure to take care of an animal. Either way, and whether the animal is a pet, a farm animal, o wildlife, the victim can suffer terribly. Don’t despair, though—anyone can take steps against cruelty.
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List by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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Warning: This articulo contains disgusting facts that just as the título states, tu may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

siguiente time tu lean in for a kiss, tu might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and tu may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

más misceláneo Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If tu attempt to light your gas on fuego it has a chance that the flame will back up into your colon. Ouch!

2. To this day, some Chinese farmers are still using poop as a fuel. They dump pig feces and other animal waste into a large holding area. The bacteria in the poo creates methane, a natural gas. A pipe is then inserted into the fecal dump and the natural gas is then brought into the inicial for cooking.
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Opinion by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
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List by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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1.everyone around tu has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything tu say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive tu crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and tu just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to puñetazo, ponche someone without a reason
12.if tu start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if tu were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give tu 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so tu know*
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List by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase por 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual traje de baño issue featuring scantily clad male models.
.Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing comida within two hours of cama time.
.Men would be secretaries for female bosses,working twice as hard for none of the credit.
.Little girls would read "snow white and the seven hunks".
.Men would bring drinks,chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
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Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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If tu want to get a professional look when tu do your make-up then tu need to make sure that tu are using the right set of tools!

It is not possible to blend in your eyeshadow if tu are not using the right sort of brush. Every look and product needs its own brush. If tu look at what the professionals use, they have a brush for everything! Some brushes are for blending while others are for precise moves.

tu don't need to have a thousand brushes, but tu should have a good selection in your make-up kit.

Large brush for powder and liquid cover-up: The name says it all. This large brush is used to cover the face with powder and distribute it evenly.

Blush brush: Also large but thinner, this brush is for blush. Use it to spread blush along your cheekbones. Don't mix this brush with other brushes.

Eyeshadow brush: This is the one you're going to use to apply the color. It is short and thick with más of an edge than other brushes.
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Article by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

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My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the siguiente few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, tu just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & tu peel them apart & press them to your leg (or wherever else) & tu pull the hair right off; No muss. No fuss. How hard could it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK?!)

So, I pull one of the think strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. But, instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in, so I get out the hair dryer & heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold Wax', yeah... right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight &...
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List by cloudstrifefan posted hace más de un año
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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once dicho of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school baloncesto team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mes and dropped out forever.
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