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List by fencingrocks posted hace más de un año
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If tu want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. lol they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein
28. Rosentosenfeld
27. Chhhhhhhhhh
26. Chepazahopfunmeir
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List by LinaHarrow posted hace más de un año
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Are tu addicted? Are tu a super fan? Are tu just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are tu on fanpop too much?

1. tu see something tu like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. tu start shipping people tu know o see.

3. tu hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. tu hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. tu hear something and tu want to comentario on it.

6. tu have great ideas of something tu should post on fanpop at completely misceláneo times of day.

7. tu get a new favorito! and HAVE to go update your profile.

8. tu think of something funny o misceláneo and want to go post it on the misceláneo wall.

9. tu want to start actually saying things like "XD" o "LOL" o "JK".

Do tu suffer from any of these symptoms? I do. Carefull, we just might be on fanpop too much.
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Opinion by goddessoflife posted hace más de un año
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I started a Language contest on the respuestas spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and then sit back and wonder how tu did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
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Article by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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Just copy it, borrar my responses and add your own. Post the results in the comentarios if tu like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten misceláneo Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to cena at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
tu need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One o Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
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Article by youknowit101 posted hace más de un año
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(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If tu don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of tu probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green día is one of my favorito! bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon dicho what he dicho about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides of the fence took it. Green día fans went wild, hating anything to do with The killers. Killers’ fans took offence and held grudges. It was madness and pretty upsetting to someone who loves both their música so deeply.

When I saw Cassie say that she didn’t look like Green Day, I checked out her perfil and noticed she’s a little insane over The Killers, and I thought she was just another one of those judgmental fans that hates Green día just because of what Brandon dicho and what other Green día fans do.
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's día together. Emily had cooked a stupid cena and they ate on a log por candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she dicho in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the cena table.

Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
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Fan fiction by animemaykat101 posted hace más de un año
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was navidad Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barco hanging on the navidad árbol and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ron into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at navidad time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.



I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas

Just like the night sky



Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.

"I missed tu ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."

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Opinion by FutureDancer posted hace más de un año
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{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it más and más everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the misceláneo Spot, that doesn't mean tu have the right to post whatever crap tu want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, o if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the respuestas section here, but at least some of the "questions" were something to discuss. But nowadays, the respuestas section is so clogged up with things like 'OMG DU U LIEK PIE!!', 'HAHA OMG', 'GIVE ME PROPS!!!!!!!!!11', and a bunch of other spammy shit, that it gives me a headache just glancing at it.

And to add fuel to the fire, if tu tell these users that their "question" is pointless and spammy (rudely o not), their defense usually consists of one thing.
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Some of tu girls will remember that on Wednesday i told tu that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news fuente HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated por her parents Tish and Billy rayo, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile hace and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started actuación out more. She got back together with Liam because she wanted some normalcy and structure. Plus, her parents really like him too and so she’s trying to make it work. She’s just doing the best she can.”

Could it be that this is why Miley is so rebellious? Is it all just an act to cover up, o express, her pain over her parents?
i have told u that i dislike this gurl,but her news broke my heart..actually iam putting my self into her shoes that's why i feel so sorry for her.
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Article by CUTEDXC posted hace más de un año
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me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy tu do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for más hours and my friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i was to scared to i new it was the cat talking cuz the voice dicho MY body i wonder how can a cat talk and its soul to then i could feel a body around me

there was the gatos soul the cat picked me up and took me to the floor were i started thank god i was not in the basement any más but i got scared a cat soul just picked me up but i dicho thank tu why did u save me and then he dicho i cant let tu die i asked why no body should die of this house o hunger i am still alive in my soul and so is the died guy up stairs.he opened the door for me and i left
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Article by CUTEDXC posted hace más de un año
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me-every one dicho the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"

THE siguiente día
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me

the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out

i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a cuchillo in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents dicho it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy rayo, ray and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a fan of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
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Article by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, tu kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your gótico clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution, and your- Hey!, why did it fade to black? I wasn't finished ranting, am I dead!?

Darkhorn: No grandpa, the movie just ended. -_-

Grandpa: ...Are tu one od 'dem midgets and those homosexuals and Atheists I be hearin' about in the Television?

Darkhorn: ._. I'm 5 foot 7...and I am an atheist, and I'm Bisexual...

Grandpa: Same shit!
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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I really should be on my way out
But tu pull me closer
Like gravity, tu bring me down
I really can't be leaving, nowwww

What if I leave you
And I come back to
Nothing, never should have left

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the way it should be
But what if when I return
I learn
That everything I could ever call my own
Everything I've ever even known,
Is gone.

I must be on my way..
tu see, I have places to be
I don't wanna go
But I really must leave

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the way it should be
But what if when I return
I learn
That everything I could ever call my own
Everything I've ever even known,
Is gone.

Wait here and I'll be back
por the time the shadows creep and the lights fade
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Opinion by cutiegirl01 posted hace más de un año
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1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we amor u u better say it back o u better pato and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If tu want to get serious like in cama serious u have to be jokeing o high o SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged o some wa to know u amor us.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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Researchers in the UK examined más than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A sello walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner comprar - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell tu what I amor doing más than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

44. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'

43. tu see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

42. I've got a friend who's fallen in amor with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
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Article by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...


I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...


Yeah.trust I seek and I find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters...


Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...


So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...


Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...


I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...
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Guide by EleanorSeville posted hace más de un año
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1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's carro
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circulo, círculo where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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*Based off of a true story, but altered a bit. Names have been changed.

The smart troll went on the internet one day. She went onto her website. A couple of days ago, she had publicado a rant. She wanted to check if she got any comentarios on it.
When she went to see, she only got a little good comments, and a little [constructive] criticism. She was happy that people were acknowledging her work.
But one day, when she went to check up on her rant again, she saw something terrifying has happened.
Mean, misspelled, stupid comentarios (LIEK OMG!11! DAT IS LIEK SOOOO NOT RITE I TINK DAT [thought]1111!!!!11one!!) have been written on her comentarios section. There were over 2 pages of just them.
The troll decided to do some research. She went on the website's pages, and asked people: who are these trolls?
It turned out that most of the trolls were por none other then xXsw3tt3arsXx, a notorious troll on the website. She had spammed so many pages, and even made seperate accounts, and pretended that she was different people.
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
tu crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
tu were never on your own

tu were always sayin', just hold on
tu just let go, of everything tu ever had
tu just ended it, on your own
And tu had everything, but tu let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
tu crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
tu were never on your own

And tu were tellin me,
"Perfection isn't everything. And I know it isn't easy
But don't tu try and let go"
(Don't leave the earth without me, por your side...)
Don't tu know?
But tu let go---

Honey, life is hard,
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List by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure tu use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the el espacio shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole día eating basura comida without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make amor on a forest floor.

#13 Make amor on a train.

#14 Learn to rollerblade.

#15 Own a room with a view.

#16 Brew your own beer.

#17 Learn how to take a compliment.

#18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
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List by CUTEDXC posted hace más de un año
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tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the día u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

tu can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck tu SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
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Review by swarla posted hace más de un año
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who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep tu from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, o pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
tu can pull me apart

I am a feather




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Opinion by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do tu always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd tu treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in the church
She used to sit here
with her whole family
Well the got busy with their work
The women of the church laughed and the men starred when she told them her plan:

BRIDGE1-
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