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List by emmett posted hace más de un año
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say tu lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
Opinion by alliXcobber posted hace más de un año
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i hate the old west. how many of tu do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it dicho to write a letter to bob o another cowboy from the story theyre lectura and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
List by shelb18 posted hace más de un año
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying misceláneo things until u cry laughing
5. continue lectura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say misceláneo things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up arrendajo, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add misceláneo people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Guide by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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This has probably happened to a lot of tu because of taking notes in class.

Have tu ever got a little blister o callus because of escritura too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure o rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitarra o even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So tu have some calluses and tu want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

tu can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limón for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams o almendra oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and tu will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Guide by InvaderStickly posted hace más de un año
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17 fans
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as barbie muñecas and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a misceláneo patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, tu remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"
Opinion by catgirl140 posted hace más de un año
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79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your maletín o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
List by fencingrocks posted hace más de un año
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-Russia's coastline is 23 000 miles (37 015 kilometers for those who use kilometers), if tu stretched out all of your blood vessels, it would be 93 00 miles (1 496 69 kilometers)

-In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name and son o duter added to the end. Leif Erikson? Leif Erik's son

-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial

-In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator

-Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese

-Rhode Island is the smallest state; yet it has the longest name. On official documents it is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations"

-When tu die your hair still grows for a couple of months

-Isaac Asimov is the only autor to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category

-It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on parte superior, arriba of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point
Opinion by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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I link wrote about my misceláneo and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they dicho today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutos of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so por then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs por saying the most misceláneo things that we can think about until the campana rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring siguiente year. tu can definitely tell why.


James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have tu been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Opinion by cutiegirl01 posted hace más de un año
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1. Pretend that your escritorio is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the test\homework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask tu to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a misceláneo año and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'

8. Raise ur hand after every questain and go off topic with ur answer.

9. Find out what they like and say u hate them.

10. While they're talking empty out ur papers and make A LOT of racket.

11. Say how much u hate they're fav. sports team in front of them.
Review by demon_wolf posted hace más de un año
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noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
a feeling of warm personal attachment o deep affection, as for a parent, child, o friend.
sexual passion o desire.
a person toward whom amor is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, o the like): Would tu like to see a movie, love?
a amor affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros o Cupid.
affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the amor of one's neighbor.
strong predilection, enthusiasm, o liking for anything: her amor of books.
the object o thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
the benevolent affection of god for His creatures, o the reverent affection due from them to God.
Opinion by rAsberrStrarS posted hace más de un año
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kiss On The Lips-I amor You
kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
kiss On The Nose-Laughter
kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
kiss On The Neck-I Want You
kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost tu
Review by KataraLover posted hace más de un año
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6 fans
These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to clubes such as disney and dinsey princess fan clubes and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the parte superior, arriba 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find tu as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only disney heroine not to make it to the parte superior, arriba 20

20.Chel(Road To El Dorado) I'm surprised she didn't make it higher but whatever. She's a little hottie from the city of oro she has long lushus hair, a sexy body, and full lips. However they found her beauty non-existent and they prefure a más real childhood beauty.

19.Thumbelina(Thumbelina) the girl no bigger than a thumbe didn't make it very far. She has the longest hair out of all the heroines in the countdown it's down to her feet which makes her lovely. She...
Opinion by samuraibond005 posted hace más de un año
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6 fans
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my friends online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor? Remember chivalry, remember bushido, and remember this thing people used to have called common decency? People just don’t have this anymore, why? People nowadays try to be rebellious because it makes them feel cool, the problem with this is people try to break not just the rules but the code of ethics and the very morals their parents have been trying to teach them. Back a long time hace people wanted to uphold honor and goodwill towards men (and women too) but now it seems people try to hurt others, steal, force them to do things they don’t want to do and even things like rape are going...
Opinion by AstridGoof8219 posted hace más de un año
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This is my lista of cine from best to worst. Please take notice that this articulo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like o dislike any of the cine that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The Little Mermaid-This really brings me back to the days when me and my sister would pretend to be mermaids.

13. Beauty and the Beast-I amor the "You can't judge a book por its cover" theme, and because Belle is my favorito! disney princess.

12. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix-Magnificent and action-packed!
Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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1 fan
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concierto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 hora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're asiento Ooh K Then pato, drake Sad tu Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There pato, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was canto Along Giving Him flores Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lectura And You're Comments
Article by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My favorito! Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My favorito! Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez pato, drake Bell!☆ ..... My favorito! Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby pato, drake campana Our amor My Lema I amor Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My bandeja de entrada Thanks Ooh Please Comment
Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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i'm really bored, & i saw someone else do this, so i'm gonna tell u a bunch of songs i like. Tell me if u like them o not, o whatever. This isn't really in any order o anything, just at random.

Mine-Taylor Swift
Inside of You-Infant Sorrow
Speachless-Lady Gaga
Take it Off-Ke$ha
Obsession-Sky Fereria
Stronger-Janette McCurdy
White Horse-Taylor Swift
Ghost of You-Selena Gomez
Your amor is My Drug-Ke$ha
Summerboy-Lady Gaga
Alejandro-Lady Gaga
Got My Girls-Tiffany Dunn
Supertight-Rose Byrne/Jackie Q.
If I Had You-Adam Lambert
Dynomite-Taio Cruz

Article by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor rápido, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 pato, drake campana Our amor
9 Selena Gomez A año Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 pato, drake campana Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 pato, drake campana I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor rápido, swift amor Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 pato, drake campana I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
List by animemaykat101 posted hace más de un año
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Are tu super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
There are also lots of retarted games tu can play on this site if tu are boredXD


Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to'?)

See how long tu can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, o try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as tu can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh o ending on an amusing note.
Fan fiction by silverlocket posted hace más de un año
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This is My Wall Corner
Once Upon a Chocolate
por Abigaily and Maggster
(Age Thirteen)

Once upon a time there was a there was a chocolate eyeball. It was a deadly eyeball and his name was Bob. His girlfriend name was Hope because she was a good hopeful chocolate eyeball. Bob’s Hope and a chocolate chicken nugget named Freding where best friends. Now Freding was a half good nugget and a half bad nugget, because of her opposite sides made her even más deadly than Bob and más hopeful than Hope. Fredina had a boyfriend named Fred. fred was a deadly chocolate nugget, a very deadly nugget. One late deadly chocolaty night Bob went over to the chicken nugget bomb store. At which He got a bomb and quietly over to Fred’s house, Bob blew poor poor Fred’s house up! Enraged Fredina, the siguiente day, murdered Bob while he was in the shower. This terrible murder caused peace and happiness in chocolate Land and so Deadly Fredina and Hopeful Hope lived happily ever after.
Until the end!
Then they lived sadly that the story ended ever after.
Fan fiction by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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100% Credit to: link

She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: tu want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do tu amor me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have tu ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are tu asking me?
She: Will tu kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will tu ever hit me?
He: Are tu crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...

List by Invader-Tak posted hace más de un año
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can borrar the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a corazón attack; his corazón lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Article by Wolfdreamer9 posted hace más de un año
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None of these are por me. I just got them from "Facebook symbols". It says on the
side of them who made it. :)

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*: (=' :') :::::::: facebook Symbols :::::::::::
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-Facebook User

List by fencingrocks posted hace más de un año
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If tu want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. lol they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein
28. Rosentosenfeld
27. Chhhhhhhhhh
26. Chepazahopfunmeir
List by LinaHarrow posted hace más de un año
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Are tu addicted? Are tu a super fan? Are tu just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are tu on fanpop too much?

1. tu see something tu like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. tu start shipping people tu know o see.

3. tu hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. tu hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. tu hear something and tu want to comentario on it.

6. tu have great ideas of something tu should post on fanpop at completely misceláneo times of day.

7. tu get a new favorito! and HAVE to go update your profile.

8. tu think of something funny o misceláneo and want to go post it on the misceláneo wall.

9. tu want to start actually saying things like "XD" o "LOL" o "JK".

Do tu suffer from any of these symptoms? I do. Carefull, we just might be on fanpop too much.