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posted by BellaCullen96
101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by milorox18
1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with tu ex when she is not with you, tu might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes o call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

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posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Neji Hyuga
shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
South Italy
North Italy
Near/Nate River
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
(there are más but i cant be stuffed naming them um comentario if i have missed any male anime dudes tu like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by CullenProperty
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as tu enjoy listening.
3. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. tu don't have PMS; don't act like tu know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
7. If tu talk about having a big Dick; we know tu don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes por waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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Many critics have stated that America’s foreign policy was not going to change despite a change in the country’s leadership. However, the foreign policies adopted por different presidents have differed in various respects. Certain variations can also be seen between the foreign policies of the Obama and arbusto, bush administrations.

Both the arbusto, bush administration and the Obama administration have committed to a foreign policy that ensures the safety of Americans. However, the arbusto, bush presidency was marked por tensions in all spheres. In the first few months of his presidency, Obama has not faced any serious...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started mostrando some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of tu who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released por sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I dicho that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for tu to get más detailed information, just...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to pato under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as tu can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by IloveMyLord
The scholar does not consider oro and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain o freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its corazón the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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In case tu needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's tiramisu postres (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for the corazón now
Have tu heard the news
maybe tu estola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for he corazón now
Have tu heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find tu soon


The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of tu know it as the only song i know por corazón from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araña i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by SymmaGirl2
There's no reality except the one contained within us. Which is why so many people live an unreal life. They take imágenes outside them for reality and never allow the world within them to assert itself.

Whatever tu give to life, it gives back. Don't hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from tu will eventually return to you. amor others. And amor will come back to you.

There are two ways of spreading light. Be the candle o the mirror that reflects it.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Courage does not...
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I'm a girl and I've seen the boys who are parte superior, arriba in class and who have massive crushes on a girl but can't get her and I've seen guys who get beat up daily that have the same prob.And.... let's just say tu guys "need" my help. This guide should help at least a bit. so here we go, 7 things,you you've gotta know, counting down from 7...

7. if we forget your name,it's usually because we are'nt impressed por anything tu do o because we don't know tu well enough. Try a new outlet, perferably though for saftey reasons..Not sports. Try drawing o Drama, tu know something that still can impress girls....
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a plátano strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista tu have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the plátano peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostrar themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if tu are near a slippery...
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i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be fred Flintstone but I can sure make your cama rock!

Is your dad a thief o something? Because someone estola the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy tu a drink – o would tu just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If tu have a phobia about itching, tu may harbor some memories of past infections o other problems that caused tu to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

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posted by IloveDxC
Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning o sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED por Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If vampiros never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...
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