A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana
if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana
your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana
if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana
your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, tu let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens
2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your música really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your música really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
