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Article by fufe123 posted hace más de un año
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Two girls are inside one of there room.
CHARLIE: "Chloe wanna hear a joke?"
CHLOE: "Um sure char char"
CHARLIE: "Okay why did Sally fall off the swing?"
CHLOE: " because she was pushed off?"
CHARLIE: "haha no she had no arms" CHARLIE laughs
CHLOE: " that's horrible! That's not funny!"
CHARLIE: " knock knock"
CHLOE: "um who's there?"
CHARLIE: " NOT SALLY!!!"
CHLOE: your an horrible person tu know that right!"
Chloe leaves charlie who is laughing like it's no tomorrow little did miss charlie know Sally was waiting for her at the door. She can't knock because she still has no arms.
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Article by MERCEYISAWESOME posted hace más de un año
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I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this mostrar on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head, comida on her table, and good education. But there's always a problem, right? Then what's Shakira's? Well, her best friend is always trying to kill her, then later denies it. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with THAT.
After the disaster at the science fair, her life starts to crumple down like a temple. Her parents no longer talk to her. Her siblings Lauren and Gavin now hate her guts for no apparent reason. And to parte superior, arriba off THAT depressing ice cream sundae, her best friend Lindsay is missing.
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Article by makeithappen posted hace más de un año
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Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in dulces Land. halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the chocolate river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He dicho cheerfully. halloween is here and The chocolate Man had a cama sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had chocolate all over his ghost custom. The chocolate Man was really happy and he went trick o treating and had tons and tons of dulces and ate them with joy.
THE END.
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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. más than machinery, we need humanity. más than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that’s going to make the f’ing difference between winning and losing. Between living and dying.” - Al Pacino, Any dado Sunday

“A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way a hard-core Commie works.” - Sterling Hayden, Dr. Strangelove
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Opinion by fufe123 posted hace más de un año
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tu wanna know something that I know?
Well I don't care if tu don't so ima tell tu anyway!
To be honest with tu everything tu been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I dicho its true everything tu been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
tu know how they told tu that animales can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
animales can talk they always talking about comida and there day! While our friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why tu see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
FOR NOW! Hehe
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted hace más de un año
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más Numa than tu ever wanted to hear. enlaces to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, o maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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Article by mimivilee posted hace más de un año
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Hello everyone!

On the 23rd of November I am meeting Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) for a foto shoot, and a signing! I am very lucky, I know.

I know how much tu all want to say something to Matt Smith, so I want tu to give me messages tu want to say to him, for me to put in a massive card I am going to get him.

This is the perfect opportunity for tu all to thank Matt, o just let him know of your existence!

tu can either enviar what tu want to say Here: www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/submit

o correo electrónico me what tu want to say at this address: mattsmithletters@gmail.com

If tu have any preguntas either correo electrónico me, o send me a pregunta HERE:

www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/ask





THANK YOU! Please send me things, I would hate to have an empty card!
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List by FloraorStella posted hace más de un año
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I amor GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to tu say, "Why don't tu speak más clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)

9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.

10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."

11. Play "What Makes tu Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
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Guide by lunafan0299 posted hace más de un año
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1.Tomato dodgeball
2.Watch a movie in the dark and flicker the on and off over and over.
3.Wach a scary movie in the dark & sneak up on people.
4.Tomato baseball.
5.Give your computer a makeover and see what your parents say.
6.Draw a face on your parents computer with permanent markers & c what they do.
7.Auction off your siblings o younger family & your parents stuff & see what they do in your front yard.
8.Talk to strangers about misceláneo things.
9.Kiss a misceláneo person(opposite gender) & then break up dramatically.
10.Look up funny videos.
11.Kiss a frog & see if it turns into a prince.
12.Act like a dog when a stranger walks por you.
13.Write a story with people from different world(examples:sonic,mlp,skull girls,real people,ex)
14.Make artículos like this.
15.Talk to people on the internet.
16.Play mlp games(even if tu hate it)
17.Say misceláneo stuff to your parents.
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Article by Sir_Kiwi posted hace más de un año
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Note: This was done as a dare from one of my friends. >.> I don't like writing, and I'm really not into romance, so this is going to be a real challenge for me. This will turn out horrible, I can tell. o3o

She shivers, and wraps her scarf around herself a bit tighter. A few snowflakes delicately falls from the grey sky, a few of them landed on her long, thick lashes.

She glances wistfully out into the horizon. He will be here soon, o so she hopes. She comes here every week, no matter the weather, hoping to see him again. It had been three full years already, since he left. She'd promised she would be waiting for him every Sunday, in the place where they first met.

...But she was starting to have her doubts. It was already over three full years, and he still hadn't returned. She had decided... that today will be the last día she will wait for him. It pained her to make the decision, but what were the chances that he'd ever come back after being gone for three long years? All her hope had been lost.
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Opinion by nivi20997 posted hace más de un año
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Hello everybody!

I'm just here to tell tu about a stalker for me on Fanpop.

I know that guy and we were friends last November. I loved chatting with him.

He had told me about his ex-girlfriend. And she also was my friend on fanpop.

He slowly started talking bad about his ex. I didn't like it at all!

One day, he told me that he has feelings for me. I explained him in the very best way that I don't want to get in a relationship.

I thought he was a good guy till then. And later his ex-girlfriend told to me that he is a BIG FLIRT!

And later I came to know that he deactivated his account.

And now he keeps stalking me with all his new accounts.

I seriously don't know how to get rid of him....

Just help me, por telling how to solve this...
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Fan fiction by nivi20997 posted hace más de un año
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Rachel's POV:

She was astonished por Andrew's reaction for slapping me. She tried to hold back the tears. But poor girl. The tears rolled down her cheek. She motioned towards the door and went out slamming the door shut.

"Sh*t! What am I doing?" He muttered.

He too went out. Maybe in buscar of Ruby.

Andrew's POV:

"Ruby, I'm sorry!" I dicho going at the back of her.

I regret slapping her. I really shouldn't have done it.

But poor Rachel was being abused! What did she do to Ruby?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

It was all my fault. I wrapped my arm around Rachel because I wanted to see how jealous Ruby felt.

But a bad idea, though.

But still I don't remember why I slapped Ruby. Only because she slapped Rachel? No?

I was one of her bully. Everytime we played pranks on Rachel. This wasn't the first time I'm seeing her get slapped. Peter and Brittany have slapped her before, right in front of me. But I didn't feel protective over her before.
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Opinion by LocalArtistist posted hace más de un año
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So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I más than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years later at age 7 I was kidnapped for about a mes and unfortunately had my captor force himself upon me. We moved again. My family noticed that I had begun to act oddly, like there was two different me's in one body. I started getting serious about art but the things I drew scared my teachers and classmates. We moved again. My actions got worse and my little sister was born. We stayed there for a while. At age 13 I acquired my first stalker they would and still do follow me around tracking me on the internet. I got teased a lot for my artwork and never had any friends. We moved....
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Article by MineTurtle5 posted hace más de un año
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Pre-article note: This isn't mine. I found it in a copy of The Word For Today, and I thought that it would be good to re-post.


There's a story about a teacher who, to honour her students, gave each a ribbon that stated, 'Who I am makes a difference,' and asked them to pass it along to someone who'd made a difference in their lives. One kid gave his to a young executive who helped him plan his career. He in turn gave it to his boss, who was hard to get along with. He told him how much he'd been influenced por his creativity, and asked him to give the ribbon to somebody he admired. That night the boss told his fourteen-year-old son, 'I've thought about who I want to honour-and it's you. My days are hectic, and I'm always complaining about your grades and your messy bedroom. Tonight I want to let tu know the difference you've made in my life. Besides your mother, you're the most important person I know, and I amor you.' Fighting back tears, the boy replied, 'Earlier today I wrote a letter explaining why I'd taken my life, and asking tu to forgive me. I was going to do it when everybody was asleep. I didn't think you'd care. I guess I won't need the...
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Review by deathding posted hace más de un año
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An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, tu can meet real people online playing it, registrarse the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. o the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket o heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if tu Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn tu get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let tu attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let tu heal o use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, registrarse the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! tu WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten minutos the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire año and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed him and they continued with their lesson. Silver didn't see him again until English. Silver usually tried not to sit in the back of the class, yet today she sat siguiente to the boy. She wanted to know his name.
Once the teacher began to teach, Silver began escritura something down on a scrap of paper.
'Silver, what are tu writing?' she asked. 'Would tu like to share it with the class?'
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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Senfinelin Forest
Aznr ran down the colina to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an arrow in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded por an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised his sword and stabbed a goblin in the back. he ran to Airellion and stood protectively in front of his friend.
'I didn't think tu would come,' dicho Airellion.
'Of course I came,' replied Aznr. 'When tu and LightWater were born I swore to protect you, even if it cost me my life.'
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Opinion by gabriellel93 posted hace más de un año
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I'm bored so this articulo is misceláneo anyways...

1. Like- it makes tu seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" o "shake hands with an old friend"

12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used

13. Asshole- see son of a bitch

14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
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Opinion by cinnominbubble posted hace más de un año
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever that side may be! It would do well to expect más of these in the future because of all the idiocy going around.(Again, not to be offensive)

I am a fan of Harry Potter but I'd like to acknowledge both sides to the story. People will be yelling at me at the end of this, so in advance, I say sorry for anything offensive.

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Article by LocalArtistist posted hace más de un año
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There is a guy in my class who always holds open the door for me and reminds me of everything for classes that I need (which still being new I found helpful) but I can't seem to be able to do anything in private. He will always ask me where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I want/need, and a bunch of other things. Everyone I ask tells me it's sweet, but I find it a wee bit creepy. And he is becoming más persistent, if I'm texting someone he will demand to see who its to and what was said, if I'm drawing something he will want to know what it is, then he'll tell me to draw him in it. If I going somewhere even to the bathroom he will try and follow me. I've only known him for about a week and I don't even know what his name is yet he seems to know everything about me. I have no interest in him what so ever, and my mother says to let him down easy. But I tried that and he didn't stop. And on parte superior, arriba of all this, I have a bronze watch collar that is my absolute favorito! possession so I'm almost always wearing it. But the problem is it hangs right at my chest and whenever he sees me in it he will stare at it forever, and even when I take it off and hand it to him he will stare at me....
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Article by MineTurtle5 posted hace más de un año
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Pre-poem note: I wrote this in honor of my big sister's maths test on circles.

I must warn tu that it is complete nonsense.

Read on, if tu dare...

There was a blue circulo, círculo from Crete

Whose colores were overly neat

It morphed twice, scared away all the mice

Then dicho to all, 'wipe your feet

On me because I'm a doormat'

Post-poem note: Well, I warned you.

And it's not my fault if tu end up in the hospital for laughing tu head off, o having a bee in your bonnet about circles.

Anyway...hope tu enjoyed! :D

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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, año 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily canto and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy fair lady and she lowered her head, ashamed.
'My lady,' Airune spoke to her, lifting her head, 'ye shan't be ashamed to speak.'
Airune tilted his head slightly to the right and smiled. Hsiviam felt a tingle run down her spine and her face felt hot. Airune turned and strode out of the room.
The women sighed and began murmuring about the young king, yet one servant only fell to the back; vivid memories filling his mind...
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Article by LocalArtistist posted hace más de un año
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Do tu work at Subway? Because tu just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do tu want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang tu on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but tu can expect más than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
hola babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't tu like pizza?
Do tu work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw tu checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
hola baby, I think tu just made my two por four into a four por eight.
I'll give tu a nickel if tu tickle my pickle.
tu are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 tu have to turn around!
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Opinion by gabriellel93 posted hace más de un año
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if tu don't look like a movie estrella because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because tu amor to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much comida in one día you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If tu want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then tu throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if tu don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone tu may never see again o someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If tu do talk to them then tu look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book por its cover and pisses me off. tu look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' o someone wears black and think 'emo'
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Opinion by gabriellel93 posted hace más de un año
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So there has been a lot of new horror cine coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help tu survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where tu are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where tu are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take tu out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
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