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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The siguiente day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 año old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If tu can catch me, tu can have me."

Without a segundo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the siguiente four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The siguiente día there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If tu catch me tu can have me."
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He división, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the frutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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envolver, abrigo rage is an actual condition when tu feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because tu are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo leche is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated por the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If tu choose not to have children, tu will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaurios 65 million years hace was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going off every segundo for 140 years.

Bulls are not enraged por the color red, used in capes por professional matadors. Cattle are dichromats, so red does not stand out as a bright color. It is not the color of the cape, but the perceived threat por the matador that incites it to charge.

Long time hace carrots were purple! - Carrots were originally purple in colour, changing in the 17th Century to naranja with newer varieties.
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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My wife, Tere, and I purchased a new car in December. Even though we had tickets to fly from California to Houston to visit her family for Christmas, we decided to drive to Texas to break in the new car. We packed the car and took off for a wonderful week with Grandma.

We had a wonderful time and stay to the last possible minuto visiting with Grandma. On the return trip we needed to get inicial in a hurry, so we drove straight through — one person driving while the other one slept. After driving in a hard rain for several hours, we arrived inicial late at night. We were tired and ready for a hot ducha, ducha de and a soft bed. I had the feeling that no matter how tired we were, we should unpack the car that night, but all Tere wanted was the hot ducha, ducha de and soft bed, so we decided to wait and unload the car in the morning.

At seven o’clock in the morning, we got up refreshed and ready to unpack the car. When we opened the front door, there was no car in the driveway! Tere and I looked at each other, looked back at the driveway, and looked at each other again. Then Tere asked this wonderful question, “Well, where did tu park the car?”
Fan fiction by Marcileonna7 posted hace más de un año
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"Ha! The pervert is active! "Randomness dicho floating in the air. Zachkyu gave him a sideways look. Randomness' s eyes changed from blue to green.
"Will tu shut the hell up in a monotonend leave?"Zachkyu said. Randomness put his feet on the ground. "Kívánom, hogy meghal, mint egy nő," he said. Zachkyu frowned at him."I don't speak Hungarian,"Zachkyu said.
"Will tu two just stop? And apologize to my boobs Zachkyu," Kaia dicho shortly. She was on the ground, frowning. "I'm sorry I accidently fell on tu Kaia's boobs," Zachkyu dicho I. Kaia got up and low kicked him, making him fall. She then walked away as if nothing happened.
"I'm suprised she didn't use one of her pistolas on you," Randomness said."Shut up!"
Randomness took off his small backpack and stuck his whole arm in it, the half of his body. He took out a gun then aimed it at Zachkyu backed away. "How old are you?! Why do tu have a gun?!"he yelled. "Well, my physical appearence is that of an eight-year-old but I'm.... well I really don't know. I'm older than tu though," Randomness said, smiling like he was up to something."I don't believe that you're older than me in all honesty,...
Article by dooodle posted hace más de un año
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Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make tu feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much tu get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30

[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
Article by happygirl22 posted hace más de un año
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Hi! Today i'm going to tell tu some fun facts about the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Well, lets get started!!!!!! :D

Did tu know?

disney first began developing an animated film about the world of video game characters in the 1980s. At that time the project was called “High Score” and in the 1990s was titled “Joe Jump.” In the 2000s, when the movie was finally pushed forward, the first two months of story development focused on Fix-It Felix Jr. as the main character.

Early in production it was considered to keep all characters in their native graphic quality, essentially making Ralph look 8-bit the entire time. This was deemed too difficult for making Ralph a sympathetic, lovable character.

Unlike most animated films, the principal actors regularly recorded audio sessions together in the same room, a situation which led to a lot of improvising.

The character Ralph and his game “Fix-it Felix Jr.” draw inspiration from Donkey Kong. Both games are about a handy-man character climbing up and around a building structure toward the villain on top. Both villains, Donkey Kong and Ralph, are large angry...
Article by happygirl22 posted hace más de un año
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Hi! Today i'm going to tell tu facts about strawberries. I hope tu find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did tu know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century por English children who picked the fruit, strung them on césped, hierba straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the name fresa was derived from the berries that are "strewn" about on the plants, and the name "strewn berry" eventually morphed into "Strawberry".

The fresa belongs to the genus Fragraria in the rose family, along with apples and plums. The name of the scientific classification was derived from the Old Latin word for fragrant. The modern Italian word for fresa is still "Fragola".
Article by happygirl22 posted hace más de un año
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Hi! I'm going to tell tu some fun facts about chocolate. I got these facts from the internet. Well, lets get started! :D

Did tu know?

A reciente study indicates that when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.

Aztec Emperor Montezuma drank 50 golden goblets of hot chocolate, dyed red and flavored with chili peppers, every day.

chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 segundo ducha, ducha de scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, Psycho, which actually took 7 days to shoot.

The average American consumes más than 10 pounds of chocolate every year.

76% of Americans say the ears of the chocolate bunnies should be eaten first.
5% think chocolate feet of the bunnies should be eaten first.
4% think the chocolate tails should go first.

One ounce of leche chocolate has only a little más caffeine than the amount of caffeine in a cup of decaffeinated coffee and white chocolate has no caffeine.
Article by Marcileonna7 posted hace más de un año
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"We've gotta do something quick!" Larry cried. Nath held a sign that dicho "I Agree!" then said,"She's dicho awesome twenty-nine times.... Twenty-seven were about her!"
"We're in a pickle... So what do tu suppose we do?" Venous said, trying his best to keep a cool posture. He moved some blondish-light green hair out of his face. "We could always use our powers."
"We can't, Domness put some sorta thing on the room," Ushio said. Benga looked to the door. "Idiots. How can tu suppose we're trapped? We haven't tried the door yet. If I know that bastard Domeness, he probably didn't lock the door,"Benga said. "That's an awesome idea,"Pian said. Leo face palmed.
Ushio smacked Benga's head for his language. Emi walked to the door. She slowly put a shaky hand to the knob. She tried opening it but she couldn't. "It's locked!" she cried. Venous blinked. Garachne said," You're just shaking too much to actually open the door."
Emi stated at her."What? I'm not,"Emi twitched,"shaking!" Benga sighed and gently pushed Emi out of the way. He opened the door with ease. But he fell through por some weird force along with Emi who was near the door. The door closed...
List by heroicamerica posted hace más de un año
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. tu use the British curse of comida and bad tea.

3. tu wear a scarf and when your teachers tell tu to take it off, tu say KOLKOLKOL!

4. tu imagine your favorito! hetalia characters canto your favorito! songs.

5. hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. tu give people names that apply to their traits o what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, tu say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. tu are lectura this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first articulo on fanpop)
Fan fiction by vampirer04 posted hace más de un año
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Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested por a friend. Because I was escritura this thing one día and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.

{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in creepypasta high seeing every creepypasta there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did tu scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed. It's nice to come back to my old school.

tu see, I had to transfer back to creepypasta high because of my dads job.

His old job gave him another chance.

Anyways, While I was taking a examen slender whispered In my ear "Welcome Back Jane." I kinda blushed.
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for tu to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got más chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, tu know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
tu know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, tu know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

Don't ya call me pudgy, portly o stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, tu better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, o Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I dicho our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was from Jerome.

"Jerome?" I asked answering it.

"Adam! Oh thank god tu answered how's everyone going?" He asked sounding genuinely happy.

"Everyone's good, Ty and Jason are getting married" I dicho with caution.

"Really? he sounded upset, "That's amazing! I hope they're happy."
Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason dicho hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason dicho letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.

"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason dicho a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.

An hora later we met my sister at Starbucks.

"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.
Article by vampirer04 posted hace más de un año
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"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two panqueques, tortitas over.

Ashley loved the sent of panqueques, tortitas in the morning.

When the panqueques, tortitas were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading tu to the fight idiot!" Lily ran fast pulling Ashley's hand.

"SLOW DOWN!!" She yelled. Just looked at Lily like she was going to leave.

They got to the fight in two minutes. It lasted for twenty minutes.

When Ashley and Lily left the fight they both laughed.
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the música of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life tu knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And tu live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, música shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which tu know tu cannot fight
The darkness of the música of the night

Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the world tu knew before
Let your soul take tu where tu long to be
Article by chuckylover911 posted hace más de un año
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This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years hace at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need más ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to comentario one? o many if tu have many. anyways thanks for lectura this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX

~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I dicho starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky dicho starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason dicho running after him.

Bodil and i stared at each other.

I got closer to Bodil and whispered, "Bend over Bodil."

Ever, including me, started to laugh as i hit bodil off.

"Bodil fell from a high, well that's embarrassing" Husky dicho falling off too.

"Oh look who fell off too" Bodil dicho in his accent.
Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go


+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
Article by canal posted hace más de un año
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both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!

well seems like i have to!

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as misceláneo as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling tejo why!

más misceláneo letters!

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other misceláneo people!
Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) still has gayness cussing and sex! ;D

~Jerome's POV~

I woke up in cama siguiente to Mitch.

Mitch and i have had sex before but we've never really dated, leaving me free to amor Jason.

"Hey dude" I dicho when he woke up.

"Hey" Mitch dicho sitting up blushing.

"Are tu still upset?" I asked him.

"Upset about what?" He asked looking at me.

"About me loving Jason, and not you" I dicho grabbing his face.

"Dude, we're best friends and fuck buddies, i don't care if tu don't amor me" He said.

I kissed him and got up heading to the shower, when i heard a knock at the door.

I opened the door, there stood Adam.

"Your video?" Adam asked.

"What about it?" i asked.

"We want to know why tu publicado it" Adam said.

"w-we?" I stuttered.

Adam stepped out of the way and Jason sat in the passenger asiento of the car trying to work the radio.
List by ppgcowgirl posted hace más de un año
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1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".

8. #7 made sense.

9. tu don't need a capa until it's 50°, but tu need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.

10. tu use a heater and an A/C on the same day.

11. Snowmen are for wimps. tu build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
Opinion by Vishwa_22496 posted hace más de un año
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"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"

1) If tu Want to work for people ....Make your corazón the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If tu want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As tu are the creator of your life, similarly tu are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for tu
*always forget what tu did good for people

P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D

~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty dicho besar me on the lips.

"Where are tu going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He dicho not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The minuto he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted más than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while i was stuck here torture por our memories.

"God damn it Ty" I dicho wiping away a tear, finally realizing, how much i both loved, and hated him.

Ty came inicial drunk.

"Ty" I dicho happily besar him.

He pushed me off, "I'm not gay tu fucking idiot, so why don't tu get the hell out."