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posted by bubblegumm16
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THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from tu mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes tu o hits tu *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to tu first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes tu *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets tu wear his clothing *he likes tu in his stuff*
7) If tu are tired of waiting for him to make the first mover *make it yourself*
posted by milorox18
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If tu think you're fat, tu probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If tu ask a pregunta tu don't want an answer to, expect an
answer tu don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless tu are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young o old, good o evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The más tu try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by tamar20
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Abounding times in your life tu will meet mean o rude people that tu dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This articulo will teach tu all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes o they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", o tu can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need más ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to comentario one? o many if tu have many. anyways thanks for lectura this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I dicho starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky dicho starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by sarabeara
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I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best friends and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the siguiente morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean por 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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1. Ruin there favorito! dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up por me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
telling tu that you're not pretty enough and ................................. See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
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1) tu will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) tu will check the Fridge to see if any comida has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and tu are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) tu hate it when tu run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when tu are in the middle of a huge argument and realize tu are wrong

8) tu think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutos after the right moment

9)...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The segundo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, o Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that tu can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person siguiente to tu evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
posted by bvbmary15
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1. “I amor your physique. tu must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and tu will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure tu don’t use this on every segundo guy.2. “Have we met before o do tu have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are tu going to ask me out, o do tu like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when tu are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. tu always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are tu an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelatina, jalea because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelatina, jalea because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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 I'm a drama queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming misceláneo stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever tu want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, o a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything tu say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger o tu can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if tu think you'll...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often tu receive a strange text message from someone tu don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, o sent from a spy trying to warn tu of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do tu handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. tu can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say tu should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisión por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisión very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a cazuela, cazuela de

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). tu may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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