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posted by ShiningsTar542
Take a look at the singers, movie stars and athletes on the annual lista of the Best-Paid celebridades Under 30 from Forbes.com.

The youngest estrella on the lista is Justin Bieber. He ranks segundo on the lista with $53 million in earnings over the past 12 months. That money, plus his incredible fame, helped him debut in third place on the annual Celebrity 100 list, which measures wealth and fame. :3

Lady Gaga, who ranks first on the list, grossed $170 million from 137 shows in 22 countries. May 2010 and May 2011 (before her latest album, Born This Way, dropped) she sold an estimated 15 million albums...
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posted by patrisha727
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1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot perros wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, tu get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when tu touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick o treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders dulces over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
posted by uploaded900
12
For a while, I've been thinking of making an articulo on my influential celebs and here they are. This lista is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I amor them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd amor to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

 The Realist
The Realist


Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...
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posted by Bluekait
12
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/ handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not mostrar it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows...
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posted by MineTurtle
5
This ain't mine. I twas originally written por xSHOCKYx, who dicho 'Pass this on if tu amor Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with jesús Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So tu believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are tu good o evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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posted by Random-Partier
9
How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
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Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in escritura and are not mistakes o bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune galletas are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by shomill
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M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
naranja who?
naranja tu glad I didn't say plátano again?

Hope tu had fun!
posted by InvaderCynder
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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...
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posted by nessienjake
1
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy acebo died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If tu toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card dicho he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame calle were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which mes do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From oveja and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) ardilla fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by MrsPattinsonXO
6
Okay, so I was sitting on the sofá last night watching some rubbish televisión mostrar and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arco iris colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I amor tu soooooo much' and so I was like 'I amor tu more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting tu a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting tu one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
posted by Zachary124
4
listen guys tu all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I dicho horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if tu don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten tu o go after tu if tu don't don't worry

but if tu do forgive me tu wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't reportar me please just read the articulo and don't reportar me I wont be mean ever again

if tu guys forgive me awesome if tu don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if tu don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw más bros.

After talking to some más fans i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I dicho poking the mouth of the mask....
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for tu to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair más than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by emilyroxx
4
Okay, so everyone probably knows that google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching por picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a misceláneo letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do tu mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigres in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by TruBerries
4
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart o yelling, I'd be killing the trofeos right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every mes there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a pregunta asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', o whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's perfil is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if tu want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if tu worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell tu to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorito! song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow misceláneo people off and tell them what to buy every minuto o so. If tu get in trouble, say tu were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your collar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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