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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, tu don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 año old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bebés ugly at first?
"How about you...
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I've really been looking adelante, hacia adelante to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason tu like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what tu think.
 10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
 9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
 8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
 7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
 6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
 5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
 4. Chris Brown. rihanna anyone?
4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
 3. Sean Penn. madonna anyone?
3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
 2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
 1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
 Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that tu can work on online o on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that tu are employed por your college. What I mean is that tu will be a representative of a company on your campus...
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if tu drive down this road on a día were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then tu might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is dicho to be easy to recognize cause if its summer o winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones tu can find in the stores. according to the story,if tu drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
tu and I found amor in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel tu again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
tu got me,free falling through the sky
tu take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel tu again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with tu my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by GDragon612
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When tu were born, tu were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of estrella dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter gatos with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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 Icy Walker
Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, tu are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome,...
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So this is the first in a series of my opinions on things called "Blond Lion Blogs" :)

So today's topic is on Micheal Bays transformers cine (since transformers Age of Extinction is coming soon!). Are they good? Are they bad?

Let's start with the first one, which came out in 2007. When I was a kid, I was a HUGE transformers fan. And when I heard that there would be a transformers movie, I was so excited! When I saw it, I loved it! But the thing is that every time I watch it again, it gets worse and worse.

Now for the black oveja of the transformers family, Revenge of the Fallen. I will get...
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I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!

Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.

This movie...is one of the most cine of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!

Score: 5/5

Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!

Score: 5/5

Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!

Score: 4/5

Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).

Score: 4/5

Final Thoughts: If tu want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!

Final Score: 18/20

Would I recommend it? YES
posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If tu are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
posted by PinkyoshiIS
Frequent use of strong language (fuck,bitch,mother fucker etc..)

.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild besar scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )

. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )

.offensive jokes (self explanatory)

.Homo sexual relationships (if tu are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing o dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
posted by misscrazel
Hi!^-^ I wanted to post the beginning of my story and please tell me what tu think!^-^

Cupid's POV

I sit in my house, slumped at my desk, staring at the flickering candle on my windowsill. Firelight dances across the walls, casting eerie shadows. Cold air blows through the open window, causing the curtains to flutter and the candle to go out. Leaving me alone in the dark, empty room.
What is my purpose in life? Making people fall in love? I don't even know what I'm here for anymore. Rain trickles through the window.
'You're alone too, aren't you?' I ask. Every time there's a storm I talk to her....
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Today I shall be reviewing Digimon: Our War Game. Know for all who don't know, Digimon are Digital Monsters.

Plot: Tai and Izzy learn that a Digimon is destroying the internet, so they must call upon their Digimon to stop the menace known as Diaboromon.

This is a very interesting movie. We only see Tai and Izzy, along with their Digimon, Agumon and Tentomon. However, Matt and TK mostrar up with their Digimon, Patamon and Gabumon. But this movie has great action and a wonderful plot.

Score: 5/5

Music: Though the música is the Opening of Digimon (Butter-fly) and the Evolution theme (Brave Heart), they...
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Today I shall be reviewing Bionicle the Mask of Light. If tu don't know Bionicles, here's a description: The Bionicles are a race of Techno-Organic beings, the good ones are known as Toa, and the bad ones are known as Makuta.

Plot: The movie starts with some neat backstory behind the Bionicles. After that, we are introduced to Jaller and Takua, who find the Mask of Light. Now it's up to them and the 6 other Toa to find it's owner, the 7th Toa.

I definitely thought this movie's plot was interesting because they actually have to look for the Toa, instead of the Toa coming to them. It's a very...
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, dicho you, needed space, what?
Then tu come around again and say
Baby, I miss tu and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, tu call me, I amor you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk...
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I KNEW tu WERE IN TROUBLE por Taylor Swift

{I Knew tu Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, tu got me alone
You found me, tu found me, tu found me…
I guess tu didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, tu took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's siguiente to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew tu were trouble when tu walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so tu put me down oh,
I knew tu were trouble when tu walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal tu for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, tu say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how tu make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til tu can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right siguiente to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If tu want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
IDK why, but I guess I'll be escritura certain parte superior, arriba 10 artículos for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my parte superior, arriba 10 favorito! cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many cine with car chases that are liked...
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"See you!" Emma dicho turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school día went por pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve dicho panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see tu tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's...
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