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1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
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posted by sideshowbobbart
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1) tu will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) tu will check the Fridge to see if any comida has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and tu are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) tu hate it when tu run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when tu are in the middle of a huge argument and realize tu are wrong

8) tu think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutos after the right moment

9)...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
3
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The segundo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, o Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that tu can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person siguiente to tu evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
posted by bvbmary15
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1. “I amor your physique. tu must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and tu will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure tu don’t use this on every segundo guy.2. “Have we met before o do tu have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are tu going to ask me out, o do tu like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when tu are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. tu always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are tu an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelatina, jalea because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelatina, jalea because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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 I'm a drama queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming misceláneo stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever tu want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, o a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything tu say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger o tu can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if tu think you'll...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often tu receive a strange text message from someone tu don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, o sent from a spy trying to warn tu of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do tu handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. tu can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say tu should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisión por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisión very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a cazuela, cazuela de

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). tu may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were tu 3 hours ago?
2. Who are tu in amor with?
3. Have tu ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosado, rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time tu went to the mall?
6. Are tu wearing socks right now?
7. Do tu have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time tu drove out of town?
9. Have tu been to the cine in the last 5 days?
10. Are tu hot?
11. What was the last thing tu had to drink?
12. What are tu wearing right now?
13. Do tu wash your car o let the car wash do it?
14. Last comida that tu ate?
15. Where were tu last week...
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posted by Kyssmig
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One evening there was a murder in the inicial of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by Musiclover456
1. Do tu sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know tu like boys yet ; yes
3. Do tu enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are tu a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small o large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are tu short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do tu like somebody ; yes
8. Do tu care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do tu like halloween ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are tu double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about tu ;not...
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So I published a 3 part set of artículos over on the música spot, and I wanted to post them here as well (hope that's alright with everyone) because misceláneo has just such a wide variety of people and I think getting two sets of opinions is cool.

If anyone cares I compiled a lista of bands I personally amor that I think could use some más recognition. I'm gonna have enlaces to some songs por them (if tu care to take a listen) and a bit about why I like each as well as a picture of the band, if tu wish to base on appearance alone and the genre(s) they fall under.

Within Temptation



Genre: Symphonic...
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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over por the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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posted by FanFun1010
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the parte superior, arriba spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at inicial with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in amor for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really amor him, but I think that he really does amor me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by woowie
6
Kat: tu spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and tu know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, tu stay since tu live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
posted by ShiningsTar542
8
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” dicho her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!