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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, tu better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, o Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I dicho our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was from Jerome.

"Jerome?" I asked answering it.

"Adam! Oh thank god tu answered how's everyone going?" He asked sounding genuinely happy.

"Everyone's good, Ty and Jason are getting married" I dicho with caution.

"Really? he sounded upset, "That's amazing! I hope they're happy."
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason dicho hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason dicho letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.

"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason dicho a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.

An hora later we met my sister at Starbucks.

"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.
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Article by vampirer04 posted hace más de un año
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"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two panqueques, tortitas over.

Ashley loved the sent of panqueques, tortitas in the morning.

When the panqueques, tortitas were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading tu to the fight idiot!" Lily ran fast pulling Ashley's hand.

"SLOW DOWN!!" She yelled. Just looked at Lily like she was going to leave.

They got to the fight in two minutes. It lasted for twenty minutes.

When Ashley and Lily left the fight they both laughed.
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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the música of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life tu knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And tu live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, música shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which tu know tu cannot fight
The darkness of the música of the night

Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the world tu knew before
Let your soul take tu where tu long to be
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Article by chuckylover911 posted hace más de un año
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This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years hace at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need más ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to comentario one? o many if tu have many. anyways thanks for lectura this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I dicho starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky dicho starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason dicho running after him.

Bodil and i stared at each other.

I got closer to Bodil and whispered, "Bend over Bodil."

Ever, including me, started to laugh as i hit bodil off.

"Bodil fell from a high, well that's embarrassing" Husky dicho falling off too.

"Oh look who fell off too" Bodil dicho in his accent.
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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
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Article by canal posted hace más de un año
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both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!

well seems like i have to!

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as misceláneo as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling tejo why!

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other misceláneo people!
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) still has gayness cussing and sex! ;D

~Jerome's POV~

I woke up in cama siguiente to Mitch.

Mitch and i have had sex before but we've never really dated, leaving me free to amor Jason.

"Hey dude" I dicho when he woke up.

"Hey" Mitch dicho sitting up blushing.

"Are tu still upset?" I asked him.

"Upset about what?" He asked looking at me.

"About me loving Jason, and not you" I dicho grabbing his face.

"Dude, we're best friends and fuck buddies, i don't care if tu don't amor me" He said.

I kissed him and got up heading to the shower, when i heard a knock at the door.

I opened the door, there stood Adam.

"Your video?" Adam asked.

"What about it?" i asked.

"We want to know why tu publicado it" Adam said.

"w-we?" I stuttered.

Adam stepped out of the way and Jason sat in the passenger asiento of the car trying to work the radio.
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List by ppgcowgirl posted hace más de un año
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1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".

8. #7 made sense.

9. tu don't need a capa until it's 50°, but tu need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.

10. tu use a heater and an A/C on the same day.

11. Snowmen are for wimps. tu build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
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Opinion by Vishwa_22496 posted hace más de un año
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"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If tu Want to work for people ....Make your corazón the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If tu want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As tu are the creator of your life, similarly tu are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for tu
*always forget what tu did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D


~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty dicho besar me on the lips.

"Where are tu going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He dicho not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The minuto he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted más than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while i was stuck here torture por our memories.

"God damn it Ty" I dicho wiping away a tear, finally realizing, how much i both loved, and hated him.

Ty came inicial drunk.

"Ty" I dicho happily besar him.

He pushed me off, "I'm not gay tu fucking idiot, so why don't tu get the hell out."
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Fan fiction by KitKitty12 posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the cama and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the ducha, ducha de blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutos later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed it and answered it.

"You still planning on coming to Pax?" A familiar voice asked.

"Sky?!" I asked in shocked he called so early, "And Pax..yeah i'm still coming."

"Good, Deadlox, aka Ty is coming to pick tu up" Sky dicho ending the call.
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Opinion by FanFun1010 posted hace más de un año
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If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: hola TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what tu do, you'll be judged.
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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This is my fanfic of Nightmare Before Christmas. I only have 2 chapters for this story and I am sharing the 1st chapter with you. I am currently working on the 3rd chapter. If tu want to see the rest, click on the link:

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Chapter One: halloween Town Discovery

Kaitlyn is an explorer. She loves to explore the woods behind her home. One day, her parents dicho they are going out on a two-month vacation and she'll be inicial alone. Kaitlyn is fine with it. The siguiente day, she decided to walk in the woods. She came to a place where she hasn't been before. It was a circulo, círculo of trees and each árbol has a door with a certain holiday on it.

What interested her was the halloween door. The door was shaped like a Jack O' Lantern. She reached out to turn the knob and opened it. Kaitlyn looked inside and saw nothing. She saw upset but then she heard jingles of bells and suddenly was pulled in. She was falling, "Whoa!" She landed in a calabaza patch. "Oh boy,...
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Opinion by penguin7710 posted hace más de un año
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User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do tu play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do tu know israel?

User: Do tu like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for friends who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: manzana, apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot tu don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot: I am not robot.

User: I didn't say that.
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Opinion by penguin7710 posted hace más de un año
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do tu like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do tu like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicornios are better.

Cleverbot: unicornios aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE tu SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: tu dicho unicornios aren't real. :( I thought tu were my friend.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: YAY! :D.

Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
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Article by MineTurtle posted hace más de un año
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This ain't mine. I twas originally written por xSHOCKYx, who dicho 'Pass this on if tu amor Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with jesús Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So tu believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are tu good o evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment.

"Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and tu can cure him. tu can do it. Would tu help him? Would tu try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"
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News by vikas797 posted hace más de un año
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What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
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Boredom is the worst things in your life. Boredom is the state of mind which made your mind stop running o we can say that "still". Stillness is developed due to lack of activeness and energy. Mind Boredom has absolutely nothing to do, with lack of things to do. It has everything to do with your state of mind.


Once in a while we all really getting bored, at that time we want something to do which make your mind refresh and energetic. There are so many things to do when tu are bored is just that to find the things which entertain yourself and make your mind busy. When tu fell bored and tired the really energetic and superlative things to do is to find something to entertain yourself. Boredom is mostly occurred when tu do same things in your daily routine life. The Word improving should removes boredom por making life más stimulating.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as tu can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minutos of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the parte superior, arriba of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's actuación all tough and Valiente against arrendajo, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this only because she has her brother with her. She almost gets her brother beat up and humiliates him just to prove her own "bravery". She doesn't really do anything for herself, and her "bravery" feels like false bravery. She manages to knock out Winifred and Sarah for a few segundos to save Max, but other than than she relies on Max, Allison, Binx, and Billy to do almost EVERYTHING for her. Also, she's all tough and Valiente when it comes to yelling at Winifred and calling her ugly, but is automatically helpless when Winifred starts flying towards her in the final fight scene, and Dani is...
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Opinion by TomboyYaoiFan56 posted hace más de un año
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Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes tu look illiterate and lazy. If tu want people to have time in their lives to read something tu posted, tu don't do something tu know tu would hate. To be honest, it doesn't take that long to read a goddamned post, even if it is over 1000 words long.

I'm sure there's quite a lot of us who hate it when people don't read our post. If we want help it's gonna be a little irritating to see someone go "TL;DR" when all they had to do was read some words. It's not hard to read, and it never hurts anybody. In fact, it'd be much, much better if people cared enough to read. I don't like it when people read books, and I don't like it when people see posts and get turned off por the length. I know I'm not the only one who hates...
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if tu don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw más bros.

After talking to some más fans i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I dicho poking the mouth of the mask.

He tilted his head to the side and then laughed.

"I am cry" he laughed.

"Cry?! What the hell are tu doing here?" I asked.

He shrugged his shoulders and was still laughing.

(Cry's POV)

It was nice seeing pewds although, shyness is a bitch.
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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

tu never lived in the streets though tu wish tu had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If tu need help o another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed por anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me por people who actually believe that if tu send them on, then that poor 6 año old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do tu honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give tu and everyone tu send "his" correo electrónico to $1000? How stupid are you?

Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid por every playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK tu to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started por jesús in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country por midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it...
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Opinion by warriorcats02 posted hace más de un año
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Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended por this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol. Drugs harm tu in many ways, including mentally and physically. For example, smoking can make tu have a variety of sickness and diseases, like lung cancer, and corazón disease. Another drug is alcohol. It causes dizziness, and distance judgment to be incorrect. People take these drugs because of the following reasons-1.They seen their friends do it and want to do it too- 2.It makes them relax- and- 3.They want to be cool. Let me tell tu this- drugs aren’t cool. If tu just take drugs just one time, you’ll feel like tu need to take them again the siguiente day. The...
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