There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, o being a creep, tu will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks tu can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell tu where I fucking live so we can fuck misceláneo strangers.
Stranger: tu like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: tu ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell tu where I fucking live so we can fuck misceláneo strangers.
Stranger: tu like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: tu ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their comida (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorito! Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorito! Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend amor the mall but what makes it más fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could tu please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When tu go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if tu go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but tu and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about misceláneo things. like terrorists o something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could tu please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When tu go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if tu go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but tu and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about misceláneo things. like terrorists o something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
Dream it Out Loud
How do tu speak in silence?
Why do tu sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what tu have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
How do tu speak in silence?
Why do tu sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what tu have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything tu may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope tu like it, I've publicado it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything tu may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope tu like it, I've publicado it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting imágenes captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, tu rant so much about how tu have a hard time making choices. Whether tu should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether tu should fecha this guy o that guy. Whether tu should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether tu should wear the rosado, rosa blusa o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting imágenes captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, tu rant so much about how tu have a hard time making choices. Whether tu should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether tu should fecha this guy o that guy. Whether tu should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether tu should wear the rosado, rosa blusa o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
