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posted by karpach_14
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if tu never got a best answer, just simply drink leche out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the pregunta might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Are tu really typing now o is it all computerised.

User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do tu wear? I wear a size 13. tu look like a 9 o ... What, like an 8?

Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!

User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.

Cleverbot: Do tu think all these preguntas are coming from 1 person?

User: tu keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as tu used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! tu are a machine. Why can't tu accept this?
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first día of navidad my true amor gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the segundo día of navidad my true amor gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third día of navidad my true amor gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth día of navidad my true amor gave to me, four suburban trucks, árbol moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth día of Cristmas my true love...
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, tu might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If tu troll, tu will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for tu when tu whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take tu seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape tu with hate if tu say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
posted by SymmetryHeart
Beauty is our weapon against nature; por it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the amor that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that amor which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only por their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired por the art of mathematics rather than por any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. campana

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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would fecha Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never fecha a girl
I swear I'd still amor men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When tu watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that tu can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the inicial Depot is más saving and más doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are más than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is actuación the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are más than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has dicho that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that tu have to work hard...
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post actualización if tu want :)
posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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u wudnt know if there was pan de molde, pan on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pan de molde, pan on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pan de molde, pan is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and o eat the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pan de molde, pan off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head so u can on living without pan de molde, pan on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pan de molde, pan that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pan de molde, pan it is so if i tell u that there is pan de molde, pan on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pan de molde, pan on yer head
posted by selgomez5613
Our corazón beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in más information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a tenis court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is más refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is más complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the pregunta link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 año old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying

He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps

He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!

He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!

He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by sassikassi
Can tu read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and tu can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr por istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I tu can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
posted by princess829
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew tu were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my corazón broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While tu go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my corazón broken into two
And theres nothing tu can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an l in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".

Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper

Keep looking for más puzzles cuz I'll publicar some more!

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