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Fan fiction by numnumyellow67 posted hace más de un año
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NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one could describe it.

Bart was always smiling when Jaime was around, he always talked to him when he could, he even sped over to his house a few times just to talk with him o mostrar off their powers.

It had even gotten to the point where Bart seemed más comfortable near him than with anyone else. It was pretty strange when he thought about it. Blue Beetle was the one who had tortured him throughout his life, so why did he like him so much? He should be terrified, shouldnt he?
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Opinion by KataraLover posted hace más de un año
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so tu don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured por the guards and saved por a goat. Seriously? A goat is más useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice....
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Opinion by MutantGenius posted hace más de un año
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I was sitting in class and this girl kept flipping her hair in my face. por this time it was November, and she'd been doing it since August.

I finally decided to tell her, "Please stop flipping your hair in my face," as politely as I could.

"Excuse me, well, I'm sorry, but I'm stretching, I can't just stop!"

"Um, tu can stretch without flipping your hair," I said.

"No I can't," she said.

"Uh, yes tu can."

"Well tu didn't have to be so rude!"

"I wasn't rude,"

"Yes tu were, wasn't she?"

"I dicho please."

"No, tu were totally rude."

I grew a tiny bit of back bone just then, I dicho "Okay, sure, whatever tu have to tell yourself." Then rolled my eyes and went back to work.

Was I rude? o was she just overreacting?

And this other time, in sixth grade, a bunch of other kids and I walked in late to class, so our Math teacher told us to stand in the back of the room so she could write all of our names down.
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Opinion by MutantGenius posted hace más de un año
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I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started trofeos lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen año olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have tu know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe tu just live in a shitty neighborhood.
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Guide by Jekyde posted hace más de un año
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1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some el espacio empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to mostrar up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them más vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.


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Article by animelol posted hace más de un año
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HAPPY NEW año EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new año and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
o something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over por Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the playa again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE playa IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to enlaces and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Opinion by justinfangrrl posted hace más de un año
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So, mister Okimaw.... Thanks for coming to your performance review!
No problem.
So you're in charge here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I'm the Chief.
Okay. So take through a día in the life of "The chief."
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to Harper-
LIKE A CHIEF

Sign a treaty-
LIKE A CHIEF

Lead a protest-
LIKE A CHIEF

Remember Ceremonies-
LIKE A CHIEF

Direct councils-
LIKE A CHIEF

My own Tipi-
LIKE A CHIEF

Council manage-
LIKE A CHIEF

Promote members-
LIKE A CHIEF

Insult Harper-
LIKE A CHIEF

Get snubbed-
LIKE A CHIEF

Put on Pokerface-
LIKE A CHIEF

Send some letters-
LIKE A CHIEF

Call out a warrior cry-
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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               Stephanie 
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright rosado, rosa doorway. 
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's. 
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you." 
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway. 
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Article by animelol posted hace más de un año
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-Every year, nearly 4 million gatos are eaten in Asia
-On average, gatos spend 2/3 of a día sleeping,that means a 9 año old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. perros and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of gatos is called a "clowder"
-Female gatos tend to be right pawed, while male gatos are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, perros make 10.
-Some siamese gatos appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A gatos eyesight is both better and worse than a humans eyesight. gatos see better in dim light and humans see better color. césped, hierba can appear red to a cat.
-Cats hate water because their pelaje, piel doesnt insulate well when its wet, the Turkish camioneta, van breed, however likes to swim because its pelaje, piel has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.
-2 Siamese gatos were clawing and meowing at walls of a building, their owners investigated, thinking they would find mice, but instead they found hidden spy microphones
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List by animelol posted hace más de un año
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HI! Here are some misceláneo facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My favorito! animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not fuego (sorry fire)
-WATER GIMME GIMME
-PIE GIMME GIMME
-IPAD GIMME GIMME
-PRESENT GIMME GIMME
-Internet rules!
-I like memes
-I want a rage comic...
-CAKE!
- 3.14 flipped over is PIE
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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               SPENCER
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I lost my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls bathroom. I went in. I pushed her on the floor. She kicked me. I lay down on her. Scarlet came in. She just looked at us for a segundo then she rolled me off. 
"What are tu doing?" she asked
I kicked her as hard as I could. 
"Dominic!" I yelled.
"What the heck." 
"Dominic!" I dicho running to him. He hugged me. He pulled me off. 
"What?" he asked.  
I was looking up at him since I only came up to his shoulder. I started crying.
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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               SCARLET
Dominic  came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my camisa, camiseta and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face. 
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every día I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend. She had bright red hair and bright blue eyes. That's why he likes me. Him and his girlfriend were walking down the road. Dominic heard a gunshot. After that he only remembered short parts. Shooting the man. Kneeling por her. Taking Rose. I don't know who Rose is. Some baby I think. Rose died too. Poor Dominic. 
" I'm leaving" dicho Dominic. 
"why?" I asked
"I heard that underground there's jewels."
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Opinion by EastendersRox posted hace más de un año
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These are not super scientific facts, these are just some misceláneo things that occurred to me tu my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what conservar en vinagre, salmuera is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. cachorritos in converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In amor with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks té o coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk.

15. Speaking of coffee makes me want coffee

16. I want coffee.

17. Everyone knows a mike.

18. Everyone has been on an aeroplane.

19. Everyone can sing but some people don't sing well
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News by animelol posted hace más de un año
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Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find an effective anti-aging product that provides results.

Expensive surgical procedures to lift and tighten her sagging skin were out of the question. Mary considered Botox a few times to diminish her wrinkles, even though the cost of regular injections was más than she could afford to fit into her budget. Always the cautious consumer, Mary did her research. The numerous horror stories and startling pictures of Botox-gone-wrong convinced Mary to stay away from these risky needle injections.
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List by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

gatitos are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are más likely to become serial killers.

Everything tu see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

tu can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

música can lead teens to depression.

tu are más likely to dream when tu are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If tu tear off paper from bottles, tu are sexually frustrated.

Talking to yourself improves task preformance.

People who feel lonely are known to take longer baths and longer showers.

If tu wake up around 2 - 3 A.M. without any reason, there is a 80% chance someone is staring at you.
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Q: Why did the cinturón, correa get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big baloncesto fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But tu forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- tu already broke yours off!"

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't tu tell him he's not a chicken?"
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the segundo hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get hit por my car.

Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?


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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. tu are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are más mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost más atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally known as “Brad’s Drink”

Cal­lipy­gous is a word ded­i­cated to describ­ing a per­fectly shaped beau­ti­ful butt.

The word “trivia” comes from the latin tri-vium, mean­ing the inter­sec­tion of three roads. In the Mid­dle Ages, local towns would post their news on bill­boards nearby that were at the inter­sec­tion of three o más roads, so as to max­i­mize the num­ber of trav­el­ers who would see it. Ran­dom, obscure facts that were picked up while...
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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gatos sleep 16 to 18 hours a día - Ever hear of a Cat nap?

Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason

Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is

The elefante is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two más then me o you, at least I hope so

The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool

The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night

Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an hora as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere

Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!

On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?

Children typically grow más during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined por Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell siguiente to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles más per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Aaliyah
Abagail
Abbey
Abbie
Abbigail
Abby
Abigail
Abigale
Abigayle
Abril
Addison
Adeline
Adriana
Adrianna
Adrienne
Aileen
Aimee
Ainsley
Aisha
Aiyana
Aja
Akira
Alaina
Alana
Alanis
Alanna
Alayna
Aleah
Alejandra
Alena
Alessandra
Alex
Alexa
Alexandra
Alexandrea
Alexandria
Alexia
Alexis
Alexus
Alexys
Alia
Alice
Alicia
Alina
Alisa
Alisha
Alison
Alissa
Alivia
Aliya
Aliyah
Aliza
Alize
Allie
Allison
Ally
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Allyssa
Alma
Alondra
Alycia
Alysa
Alysha
Alyson
Alyssa
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Amani
Amara
Amari
Amaya
Amber
Amelia
America
Amina
Amira
Amy
Amya
Ana
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
amor of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
ángel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
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Opinion by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin o cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding guests would congregate outside the newlyweds' inicial and proceed to make as much obnoxious noise as possible. They'd bang on pots, sing out of tune and do whatever they could to disturb the couple.t's bad enough to try to spoil someone's wedding night.

TOE (NOT FINGER) RING:
Whereas most jewelry exchanged at weddings involves placing rings on fingers, Hindu brides traditionally wear their wedding rings on their feet. The ring is usually silver and placed on a woman's left foot, on her great toe (which is siguiente to the big toe). The...
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Guide by pokemonyellow posted hace más de un año
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Where: Garden/Lawn

What you’ll need: A bottle of bubble bath

The set up:
*Unscrew the garden hose from the tap and empty the entire bottle of bubble bath into the hose.
*Reattach the hose.
*This works best if tu have a hose with an adjustable spout. The spout will aerate the water, making it produce bubbles.

Pull it off:
*When someone’s gonna water the garden/lawn, offer to turn on the hose for him/her.
*Watch, be amazed, and be entertained!
Save yourself: This is the best part; this prank will clean up itself!


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