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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if tu never got a best answer, just simply drink leche out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the pregunta might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door campana rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and más but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the sofá Miki sat down siguiente to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition o not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why tu would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my misceláneo and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they dicho today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutos of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so por then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs por saying the most misceláneo things that we can think about until the campana rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring siguiente year. tu can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concierto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 hora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're asiento Ooh K Then pato, drake Sad tu Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There pato, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was canto Along Giving Him flores Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lectura And You're Comments
posted by ShiningsTar542
If tu like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that tu feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If tu want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week tu need to file tu nails. Why? Because when tu file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one capa of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby o aceituna, oliva oil on your nails after tu have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us o most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some consejos 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are tu chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far más confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities tu truly love. If tu stay focused on those things, then the siguiente time tu are asked to volunteer o get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes tu too far from what tu are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could tu pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? dicho the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made tu laugh.

Here are 2 misceláneo facts:
They don't sell Smarties o Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa dicho sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause tu realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are tu gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when tu hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad o somthing?"
no tu look beautiful dont ever think tu are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher dicho "Class tu will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher dicho "I want tu to draw what ever tu feel in your heart.What...
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I made this lista before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with división, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final fantasía VII, the game that took the world por storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final fantasía franchise o just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with preguntas about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story por Steven King, and directed por the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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As the título suggests, these are what work for me.. So tu know...


1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make tu feel worse about this than tu already do..


2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..


3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..


4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but tu might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider tu a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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