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I still find this mostrar quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the anguila is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....
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posted by Happy_Aura39
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Rolling thunder hear my cry.
Please save me before I die,
if tu can't than let me fly,
please let me fly.

Don't save yourself if tu can't save me.
Revenge is my priority,i'm a jealous chick
just wait until tu see...

This world is a retched place (hell yeah).
It's all do to the human race.
But i'll keep fighting,until I stop breathing....
.

Take me,from the clutches of this messed up evil world!
Save me,save the spirits of those broken hearted girls!

Tired of living in this world in wonder.
Bet I'd do better being 6ft under.
I just can't take it anymore no way no how!!
Please save me now.


más to come :-)
posted by yukikiyruu
17
Funny Stupid preguntas to Ask People
What happens when tu get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If tu write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If amor is blind, why is ropa interior so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come tu get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did tu get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office cocina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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posted by Sheetal1256
5
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a contraseña other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits siguiente to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be más imaginative.

I will not bore my boss por with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some más excuses.

I will do less laundry and use más deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her tu amor her.

5. Call her before tu sleep and after tu wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease tu back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorito! movie with her o her favorito! mostrar even if tu think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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posted by zutaradragon
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    Police are investigating a fuego at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. o at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just...
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posted by spunkyonyx
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1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores tu after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her corazón with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minuto of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to...
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I found this hilarious articulo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofeos Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by karpach_13
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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
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Beg for a playstation 3 every time tu with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on guitarra Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells tu to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while tu do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her tu changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog o cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at tu look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat o dog to bug the other!
(Only if tu want two animals!)

4. When your dog o cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and tu are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so tu can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
Hi! :)
Here are the parte superior, arriba ten to impress the guy tu like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what tu want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its más important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she dicho thanks...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and tu don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask tu a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what tu dicho right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. tu should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were tu talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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posted by lalaland101
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every hora of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast comida cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated quebrador de fauces, jawbreaker can explode when bitten into

studies mostrar that covering a wart with duct tape is más effective than having a doctor remove it

your más likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then tu winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...
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1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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My segundo hetalia articulo since all of tu who comentó on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope tu like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome tu are

4. Run up to misceláneo people and insist they marry tu in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a misceláneo time switch to acting...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until tu are seen to por a dotor o nurse then when they approach tu say "wow doc i feel way better thank tu " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that tu dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for tu flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on tu

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO tu LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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What a kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I amor you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like tu a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let tu go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


***********
A good boyfriend would:
Txt tu everysecond he's not at your side
hug tu every chance tu get &stays with you...
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posted by Mallory101
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1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with cerveza and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. mover your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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