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posted by Abilei
7
The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, o as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played por millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...
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BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE tu CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... o your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a fresa head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until tu hurl then.........eat more.

Go...
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posted by cute20k
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1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
posted by sapherequeen
8
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different calle in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made tu feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of inicial that it always gave me. I also made new friends immediately; a little girl named...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall muro and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...
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posted by Penguin11
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OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things tu Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would tu have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent fuego first, giving himself time to...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. If using a touch-tone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their preguntas with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
5
1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her fecha and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your favorito! celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking preguntas like "How are tu and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as tu can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible to go along with it. Ride your convertible with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that tu don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with tocino, bacon in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the playa wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure o how tu look like, go out there!
posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE lista of facts in my computer so más will be coming! ^_^

To win a oro disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the año the phone was invented.

The CD was developed por Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody por Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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posted by Jackimo17
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As tu may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes tu dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum dicho th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do tu think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho comentario fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
posted by SylarNight
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[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. tu are warned.]]]


Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... tu think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky o in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
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I have a dream that one día this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one día on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the mesa, tabla of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one día even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap o the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on mostrando tu pictures of her prom fecha with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...
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Well,I thought it was about time this articulo was made. I've seen a lot of people insult others for liking a certain ship. This is NOT something tu should do. Oh,don't like the ship? Okay! Hate the ship but don't hate the shipper. It's even worse if tu dare just..hate on the person and their OTP. Leave them alone. They like what they like. How would tu feel if somebody insulted YOUR favorito! ship? Not happy right. Anyways,I have seen some of this argument like thing in two clubs. The Adventure Time club and the Powerpuff Girls club. I am honestly disappointed at the people who had the nerve...
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posted by Canada24
They dicho it’s a misceláneo club.. so misceláneo list


#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much más in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new cine most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t amor this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
posted by SilentForce
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what tu get. A 4channer uploaded a foto anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lechuga tu eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pregunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostrar where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arco iris Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first día of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein...
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posted by KataraLover
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THIS IS A REPOST OF AN articulo THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full articulo review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One día I got to thinking about where my favoritos might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France o Italy o possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as más of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a más passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...
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