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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I amor the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your corazón beat
Is my favorito! lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If tu could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my inicial though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes tu happy.
I always want tu to be happy.
I don't like it when tu cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with tu even though
You can't hear...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For por him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones o powers o rulers o authorities;
all things were created por him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work o out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask misceláneo people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the calle o shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about misceláneo things and tell them to strangers as though tu are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, o when it is quiet,...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes tu can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are tu doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: tu okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think tu were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED por A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical día at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky pato walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught por their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the parte superior, arriba of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as dicho before. He and Buster were instructed por their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, pato season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the navidad árbol in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their comida can enjoy the arcade with some navidad spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a estrella though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...
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Listen here people.
This is all getting out of hand. Everyone needs to just calm down and realize that the Zanarchy is here to help.
All we want is to spread freedom and chaos for everyone.

Zanarchy has no ‘leader’. Zanarchy is a group of clones of equal standing. Some have cool powers.

We have the void.
The void is our equal.

THe void gave us el espacio babes.

If tu value your freedom do not trust prez. Prez tells u that there is weed and pizza but weed numbs your mind and pizza is a distraction so he can do whatever he wants.

The only road Mauser paves is the road to destruction. It is a road...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hola there. tu must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, o bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case tu missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this articulo series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and misceláneo scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked tu all for ideas in the comentarios section below! That's also how this mostrar has been running since Episode 2, so if tu like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a comentario below on what tu guys and gals want me to create in the siguiente episode!

And with that being...
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posted by legend_of_roxas
Advertisements like commercials have many effects on people. Some of these effects can have a negative impact on someone. These negative effects on people can make people feel bad about how they look at themselves. Seeing certain advertisements so many times a día can cost someone más than just a few bucks in a store, it can cost them their confidence in yourself.
Models in ads usually have a certain body type. When people see this body type so many times they start to think that that is how normal people should look, when in reality, it usually is not. One woman, Jean Kilbourne, an author...
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posted by Canada24
I reviewed Jaws,,

Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the tiburón jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a tiburón roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down por a tiburón and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the dicho revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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I'm escritura this articulo because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner o later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)


Fanpop is a site where everyone can registrarse cliques... I mean clubs. These clubes are usually about things o people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL tu THOUGHT WRONG.


Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies,...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN fans now, which is my most popular articulo to date, so I guess a lot of tu wanted a sequel. Hope tu guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do tu REALLY need consejos from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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An articulo por president zakh thaslimjim

Ok so 2day I will teach u how not 2 do the internet argument thing
so pay attention this is all very complicated
Very difficult
But u will get it with practice



Ok



Step 1: Don't

like its not even that hard man
Just don't argue there's no trick to it
Just calm ur self
And mover on man
take a breath
Nd just forget about it???
It aint a big deal
Chill
Different opinions arent a personal attack
Its ok man
Just breathe
don't get mad bro
Its all cool
Ppl have opinions amirite
Not gonna kill u
Chill

IN CONCLUSION

now u r prepared 4 the internet
Have fun bro
If tu aint havin fun then y even bother bein here ya feel
Now get out there and dont argue
K?
1.Add the total of medals, props, fans, and trofeos that tu have.


2. Divide the total of medals, caps, props, and fans por 4 because is your set tu collect.


3. Divide your number once again por your age.


4. When tu finish receiving the total number, give apoyar to fans por the total number tu made for each.



If tu have so much fans, props, caps, and medals, divide the number por how many years tu stayed on fanpop to minimize your total... Continue on again por how much friends tu have in here o the total clubes tu joined.

Don't be too lazy to do it, this was made for fun... And this math is not too bad...just use a calculator to solve the problem. Simple.

Thanks For lectura ^ ^
(So this is the first edition of two Race of Writers that Ive done as a group before. We were still figuring a few things out back then XD Anyways, Wanta suggested me posting things here.)


Race of the Writers. Is an articulo game series that serves as an exercise for RP-ers. In this game, 3 o más writers participate where one person calls out a 1-3 word phrase in which the others have to write to with the 2 minutos they are given. The phrase must be implemented inside the escritura though tense and minor changes to it does not matter.


Participating Writers:
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls mostrar that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arco iris perra and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
posted by ShadowFan100
This is my follow-up articulo to my last one "What's the point?"

Let me start por saying that I have thought long and hard about what tu all had to say regarding my article. And I think it's time I reveal más of whats going on.

For what seems like forever (actually about 2 years o so) I have been battling depression. And when I am dealing with my depression, it's not always easy to see the good in this world. I've also thought that maybe some of my depression was brought on por my own self, but other times it may be an actual severe case of it. Because when tu have depression, tu tend to view...
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posted by BlindBandit92
I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If tu are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell tu why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure tu might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge o the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...
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