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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the segundo hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get hit por my car.

Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?


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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. tu are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are más mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost más atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally known as “Brad’s Drink”

Cal­lipy­gous is a word ded­i­cated to describ­ing a per­fectly shaped beau­ti­ful butt.

The word “trivia” comes from the latin tri-vium, mean­ing the inter­sec­tion of three roads. In the Mid­dle Ages, local towns would post their news on bill­boards nearby that were at the inter­sec­tion of three o más roads, so as to max­i­mize the num­ber of trav­el­ers who would see it. Ran­dom, obscure facts that were picked up while...
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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gatos sleep 16 to 18 hours a día - Ever hear of a Cat nap?

Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason

Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is

The elefante is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two más then me o you, at least I hope so

The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool

The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night

Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an hora as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere

Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!

On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?

Children typically grow más during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined por Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell siguiente to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles más per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Aaliyah
Abagail
Abbey
Abbie
Abbigail
Abby
Abigail
Abigale
Abigayle
Abril
Addison
Adeline
Adriana
Adrianna
Adrienne
Aileen
Aimee
Ainsley
Aisha
Aiyana
Aja
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Alaina
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America
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Opinion by TheRealSexyKate posted hace más de un año
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
amor of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
ángel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
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Opinion by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin o cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding guests would congregate outside the newlyweds' inicial and proceed to make as much obnoxious noise as possible. They'd bang on pots, sing out of tune and do whatever they could to disturb the couple.t's bad enough to try to spoil someone's wedding night.

TOE (NOT FINGER) RING:
Whereas most jewelry exchanged at weddings involves placing rings on fingers, Hindu brides traditionally wear their wedding rings on their feet. The ring is usually silver and placed on a woman's left foot, on her great toe (which is siguiente to the big toe). The...
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Guide by pokemonyellow posted hace más de un año
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Where: Garden/Lawn

What you’ll need: A bottle of bubble bath

The set up:
*Unscrew the garden hose from the tap and empty the entire bottle of bubble bath into the hose.
*Reattach the hose.
*This works best if tu have a hose with an adjustable spout. The spout will aerate the water, making it produce bubbles.

Pull it off:
*When someone’s gonna water the garden/lawn, offer to turn on the hose for him/her.
*Watch, be amazed, and be entertained!
Save yourself: This is the best part; this prank will clean up itself!


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News by carsfan posted hace más de un año
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A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special fecha in any way shape o form.

So now tu know… if tu fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing más than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
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Opinion by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN toro :
The Brazen toro was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside, he would thrash about and scream in agony.

THUMBSCREWS :
The device consisted of three upright metal bars, between which the thumbs were placed. A wooden bar slid down along the metal bars, pressing the thumbs against the bottom. A screw pressed the wood bar downward, crushing the thumbs painfully. The thumbscrews were an elaboration of an earlier device known as the pilliwinks, which could crush all 10 fingers and resembled a nutcracker.
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Opinion by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed por another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, o to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered a bad storm. Because of the captain's refusal to sail for seguro harbor, the ship was lost and the captain and crew doomed to sail the seas forever. Richard Wagner wrote a play based on a legend that says the Captain is allowed to go ashore every seven years in order to redeem himself por winning the hand of a maiden.

One was por Prince George of Wales, the future King George V. During his late adolescence, in 1880, with his elder brother Prince Albert Victor of Wales, he was on a three-year voyage with their tutor Dalton, temporarily shipped into HMS Inconstant after...
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Article by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popular place for suicides , The forest is a popular place for suicides, reportedly the most popular in japón and segundo in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within the forest, exceeding the anterior record of 74 in 1998. In 2003, the rate climbed to 100, and in reciente years, the local government has stopped publicizing the numbers in an attempt to downplay Aokigahara's association with suicide. In 2004, 108 people killed themselves in the forest. In 2010, 247 people attempted suicide in the forest, 54 of whom completed the act. Suicides are dicho to increase during March, the end of the fiscal año in Japan. As of 2011, the most popular means of suicide in the forest were hanging and drug overdoses.
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Article by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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Awesome
Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

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Article by Nein-Nein posted hace más de un año
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Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the música publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter o a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally came to a head. Seress and his fiancée had a fierce row over his utter failure as a composer, and the couple parted with angry words.

On the día after the row - which happened to be a Sunday - Seress sat at the paino in his apartment, gazing morosely through the window at the Parisian skyline. Outside, storm-clouds gathered in the grey sky, and soon the heavy rain began to pelt down.
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Article by BloodyMascara_ posted hace más de un año
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Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are tu listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, amor keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: tu only live forever in the lights tu make. When we were young we used to say, that tu only hear the música when your corazón begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a pregunta but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope tu have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never give in, never back down. When your life feels lost, fight against all odds. Never give in, never back down.

Pierce The Veil: Fine, maybe I'll pretend right now, but I swear to God, I'm gonna change the world. And I promise you, someday we'll tell ourselves; "Oh my God, this is paradise!"
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Opinion by flippy_fan210 posted hace más de un año
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-when tu ask someone for something and they try to annoy tu because they have it and tu don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give tu work tu have to do at inicial and tu have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your friends call saying they'll come over and never mostrar up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own inicial and being controlled por your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if tu make one "dirty" o "wrong" joke

-overprotective parents

-superheros, villains are way cooler, plus, 2 of my favorito! people are evil, and i enjoyed the fanfics, cupcakes and sweet manzana, apple massacre, that can make your mind turn into mush

-when your friend comes to your house and says tu have too give them everything they want because they're your guest
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Opinion by yours_forever posted hace más de un año
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OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last año and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the leche and what not and she sits down at the mesa, tabla and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window (its ok she didnt have far 2 fall haha) and then i sit down with my bowl and there the cat is again! trying 2 eat allie's cerial, so i throw her out again not thinking anything of it. then i say "wait! allie? how'd the cat get back n i just threw her out!" and allies like all " um idk the play room door is shut so- ..... oh crap!" and then i get what shes saying and realizes that all though the play room door was shut the living room door was still open and she could have got n through the doggy door. andi was like "allie! hurry, the door!" and we both jumped out of r seats and run 2 the door....
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Article by yours_forever posted hace más de un año
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down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he dicho with a twinkle in his eye

"merry navidad to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it

everywhere you'll find pieces of

cupid and comet

and he tied up his helpers

and he held the elves hostage
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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If tu could see inside my heart
Then tu will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
o keep tu hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the fuego we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
tu know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
tu know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might not be a savior
And I'll never be a king
I might not send tu roses
o buy tu diamond rings

But if I could see inside you
Maybe I'd know just who we are
'Cause our amor is like a hunger
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get tu through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love
Whoa

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He lost his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get tu through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love

There's nothing without love
Nothing else but amor can burn as bright
‘Cause nothing would mean nothing without love
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, tu got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
mostrar me what tu can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When tu want to let it go
Raise your hands
And tu want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if tu waste time
They'll walk all over you
But I, I ain't here looking for surrender
I'll raise the flag if you'll defend her
It's up to you

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead o alive
Wanted
Dead o alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes tu tell the day
por the bottle that tu drink
And times when you're alone
When all tu do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead o alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead o alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead o alive

And I walk these streets
A loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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tu can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But tu wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito! if tu could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes tu would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
tu call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

tu can't start a fuego without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
tu can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease, uh-huh

Where tu look tu can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So tu play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, hola that tu had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
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Opinion by 2468244 posted hace más de un año
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the cena, comedor all day
Working for her man, she brings inicial her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it o not
We got each other and that's a lot
For amor we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers
"Baby it's okay, someday"

We gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it o not
We got each other and that's a lot
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