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posted by Insane4ever
5
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm por looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong respuestas on preguntas n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you


thank tu for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i dicho all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could tu fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my artículos to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point tu need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit tu in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
posted by happygirl22
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Hi! Today i'm going to tell tu facts about strawberries. I hope tu find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did tu know?


There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century por English children who picked the fruit, strung them on césped, hierba straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...
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Ok I noticed a lot of artículos about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me puñetazo, ponche themselves. Well here's some misceláneo useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe o something is ok, but think about what we can't call tu por your friends.

2) if we're your best friends and tu go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if tu go out with another tomboy o skater o emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want tu más than tu know.

4) we don't...
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posted by canal
5
 Dave x John
Dave x John
~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are tu okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She dicho a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime tu can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...
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posted by DontCare
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I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little lista of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces o crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles o pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina o choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia...
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posted by stellamusa101
5
 A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
Well this is my first articulo on the link fan Club article. I need to straight my mind por saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, o a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club muro saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* dicho I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed por someone just say sorry and say this...
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posted by patrisha727
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I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items tu need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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posted by purplefreak855
1
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what tu make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is tu get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with tu through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by 1-2vampire
7
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by scarletunicorn
16
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to comentario on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified por the fandom but have en general, general massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have tu watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash cine like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes tu look illiterate and lazy. If tu want people to have time in their lives to read something tu posted, tu don't do something tu know tu would hate. To...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
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1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf. 

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if tu can see his gun. 

6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him por his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) tu estola that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can tu tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a misceláneo shopping carro and push it into a wall, o shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure tu have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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posted by werewolflover
4
Yeah,this is the first articulo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 año old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If tu met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know tu don't hit when tu don't get what tu want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's más but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what tu think in comentarios please:)
I decided to write an articulo because some reciente news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an articulo about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to mostrar everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If tu comentario on something tu believe is true, then...
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posted by Bananaaddict
14
This lista was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favoritos are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round mesa, tabla was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much tu push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
4
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a baloncesto net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE estola MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out o is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by saphire1031
10
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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