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So a while back I made two artículos about my favorito! villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an articulo like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated lista of my parte superior, arriba 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed o simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If tu don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of tu probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green día is one of my favorito! bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon dicho what he dicho about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a más suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if tu can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did tu hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers tu can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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1: tu cant have a little meat on your bones without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person tu are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If tu have pimples your intently called "dirty" o people say tu don't wash well enough.
7: tu have to be popular to be liked.
8:Electronics are far más important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be fotos hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: tu cant amor yourself unless people amor you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope tu all know all of these are toro SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy tu meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give tu his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just por wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this tu are on a fecha with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and tu turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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My friend publicado these on her bebo page a while hace so I thought I'd share them with tu :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by koalagirl9
hola babe sittin there
tu dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at tu and tu butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
tu got it shaving in the ducha, ducha de
i watched tu threw the window for más then a hour
i saw tu fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now tu saw me just my hat.
Now tu hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk tu anyway.
I see tu with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now tu both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i cuchillo and stab tu to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for tu so run away.
posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, tu may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in amor with me.

Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking tu out!!    

If a fat man puts tu in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted tu for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one día he he cme back to school it looked like a normal día but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal día but when the campana rang for clas he got a 44 fuego arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so tu let that be a lesson for tu if tu had not teased him he would have been fine who knows tu could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little batería, baterista Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if tu do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.



6 Ways On How To Deal With tiburón Attacks:

More than 99% of tiburón attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if tu are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

Make sure that there...
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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if tu can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If tu need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

Every few months o so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things tu are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe tu have a toy tu like. Maybe...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that tu can see the future and that tu can read minds, when Edward o Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will tu marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no más maní, cacahuete butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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 Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an articulo on them. I mean everyone likes new música right? o maybe tu already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read más about it. Either which way, I present to tu an articulo about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical música with orchestral music, gótico music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task por Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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posted by Insane4ever
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm por looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong respuestas on preguntas n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you

thank tu for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i dicho all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could tu fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my artículos to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point tu need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit tu in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

posted by happygirl22
Hi! Today i'm going to tell tu facts about strawberries. I hope tu find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did tu know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century por English children who picked the fruit, strung them on césped, hierba straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...
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