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This is very funny I told some of my friends and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at inicial XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on más thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on muro so hard, knock self into the siguiente room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into tiburón tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf o date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the siguiente time.....thank u all for lectura this..and plz comentario ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at misceláneo times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that tu are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lista ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs tu know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that tu are a muggle born even if tu did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope tu liked it!
posted by karpach_13

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of naranja jugo, jugo de on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. mover "Caution: Wet...
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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that tu have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minuto o so and tell everyone that tu feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if tu are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by edwardcarlisle
I saw a pick where it dicho "What else should fanpop have?" created por breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own perfil and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more clubes >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and


That's it!

Now tu have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this tu won't be a fan any más from any club!
posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One día brother Billy saw sister Lily's gofres just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who estola brother Joe's gofres the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's gofres and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the gofres he closed the door and dicho "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Like the título says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My friends dicho that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)

:) :) :) :)
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point tu need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit tu in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley tu remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.


Haley:Alex tu remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did tu get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have tu know I invited my...
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do tu see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet o any other small room with only one way in o out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before tu get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a seguro bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...
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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" o "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When tu see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask tu whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the libros and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...
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posted by Mistyflower
1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school o any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz ball

12. A canto baloncesto (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by scarlet009
1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorito! cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the playa at midnight.

10. Write poesía for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when tu mean it and make sure they know tu mean it.

13. Give misceláneo gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl tu ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every segundo possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this disturbing...so if u find it so plzz comentario if i get más than 10 negative comentarios ill borrar it!!
thnxx........bot rofl its funny

We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already...
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posted by McDreamyluva

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !

HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?

HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by 7things
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorito! of mine) o a más scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell tu a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe tu can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when tu apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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DO tu wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then tu might not wanna read this but if tu do and it affends tu then leave a comentario and i can tell tu in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned tu so..................


1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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