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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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                Spencer
I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. más like hugging Belinda. That's weird. 
   I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else. 
   I go over to Stephanie. 
 "hi" I say. 
 "why aren't tu with Dominic?" she asks. 
  "I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
     "you usually are." she says. 
    I have nothing to say to that because it's true so I just glare at her. She glares back. 
   I walk back to Dominic. 
    "Hi." says Dominic. 
    "Hi." I say. 
  I don't say anything else because now I'm imagining what it would be like to kiss a boy and that boy happens to be Dominic. This is getting weird. 
    "I'm hungry." I say. 
    I'm actually not hungry I just need something to make me stop thinking about Dominic. 
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Opinion by Weasel1999 posted hace más de un año
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V The Bedroom
When Ember finally found a bedroom it was well worth the wait. A gorgeous raised four poster filled the centre of the room. The hangings were made up of crimson and indigo velvet square patches and the wood was jet black with intricate carvings of dragons, princesses and magical palaces climbing up and down the posts. The bedclothes were of dusky rosado, rosa silk and embroidered with beautiful jewels of the most wonderful colours imaginable. Reds and purples green and blues, they shone and sparkled dazzling in splendour.
The walls were hung with beautiful portraits, satin scarfs and tapestries depicting great deed accomplished y Valiente men. Most beautiful of all was a huge old mirror hanging on the far side of the room. It was framed with pure oro and Ember ran her hand down it surprised to find it warm as though someone had left it lying out in the sun. She turned her eyes to the surface of the mirror and started back in surprise at what she saw.
People, the room was filled with people. But when she turned to look behind her the room seemed empty. She turned back to the mirror. People of all different backgrounds and looks stood there but her eye was...
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Opinion by Weasel1999 posted hace más de un año
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with libros scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to música but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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Opinion by Weasel1999 posted hace más de un año
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IV The Bathroom
Ember had been wandering aimlessly around the endless corridors and baffling twists and turns when she saw how dark it was getting outside. She would have checked her watch if she had one, but she didn’t so she hazarded a guess at it being about 10, 11 o’clock. She was exhausted and needed to find somewhere to sleep.
But first she wanted to take a shower. She hadn’t washed since she arrived at the mansion and it showed. Her soft skin which was normally a delicate pale porcelana was now covered with a light layer of grime.
She had changed a lot since the fire. Her hair which had previously hung in a glossy waterfall down to her knees was now cut so that it just brushed her shoulders. She had donated the shorn locks to charity. It was a brilliant fiery scarlet and in certain lights she looked as though her whole head was engulfed in tongues of fire.
Her eyes were a brilliant esmeralda green but they had lost their sparkle and looked to big for her elfin face. Her clothes hug off her. She was normally slim but now she was a pathetic bag of skin and bone. The girl who had once fought off a gang of fourteen año olds at the age of ten...
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List by tecna535 posted hace más de un año
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panqueques, tortitas can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

arce syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a árbol sap, that comes from the arce tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for panqueques, tortitas were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the año 1994, which was around 15 meters in diameter, weighed 3 tons, and had a whopping two million calories.

Pancake tossing can be considered a funny sport, one such person ran a marathon while continuously tossing a pancake for three hours.

William Shakespeare loved panqueques, tortitas so much, that he mentioned them in his plays.
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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The siguiente día was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The siguiente día was the halloween Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't tu guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are tu going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his friends in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything out--- Raymonde saved up a month's allowance to pick everyone up in a limo. Leo, Raymonde, and Jake would pick the girls up from Emma’s place, go to the dance, and then the guys would drop them off at Eve's house for a sleepover. They all agreed--- that night was going to be the best night ever.

During the day, nobody could pay attention to class. When the campana rung, 7th graders scattered to the gym to help decorate, and everyone else was in a rush to get home.
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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Months passed, and everything went the same. Eve hadn't controlled her bat shifting, it kept snowing around Emma’s asiento during tests, and everyone was suspicious of Mellissa in gym class.

It was a crisp Monday on October 12th--- two weeks before Halloween. And a full moon. "Attention all students of Pine Oak! As tu know, it is almost Halloween, which means it's time to get ready for our halloween Bash!" Principal Brown's voice boomed over the whole school, and applaud followed the intercom. "So pick your dates, costumes, and I will ask all 7th graders to sign up for decorating committee." He finished.

A buzz came over room 207--- Homeroom. "It's the halloween Bash, and tu still haven't told Raymonde how tu feel!" Mellissa dicho to Eve, stealing a side glance at Raymonde who was three seats over, talking to his human buddy. "I know I know. But a little birdie told me Emma has a crush on Jake." Eve dicho in a mocking tone. Jake was the friend Raymonde sat siguiente to. Emma’s cheeks turned ice blue. Eve smirked and Mr. Smith, the homeroom teacher, clapped twice to get the class's attention. "Hello class. We're doing a..." a drum roll on the...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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The siguiente day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to mover her long black hair out of her face. She had lost the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark tu absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared blankly. "Just follow me" Ms. Winters dicho as the girls got up and dusted blades of césped, hierba from their body. Then Emma looked at Mellissa. Then at Eve. Then Mellissa again. Both girls nodded and started to follow the teacher into the woods.

Once the girls were deep in the woods, a snowflake fell on Mellissa's cheek. Then another, and another. "WHAT THE HECK?! It's close to the end of spring, it's like 90 degrees, how could it be snowing?!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Guess it's a ‘condition’ I have... discovered it at dinner. And it was hard explaining..." Emma said. Suddenly Eve...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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"See you!" Emma dicho turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school día went por pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve dicho panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see tu tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's direction. "Oh no! I forgot about Eve's hearing!" Mellissa thought. Just then, Eve turned into a bat but before her head was tiny, it shook in a frustrated way. "Seriously, not n--- squeeeeaak!" Eve said. Eve flew to the side of the house Mellissa was on. When Eve saw Mellissa, she stared at Mellissa with her blood red beady eyes. Eve turned back, fell to the ground, and landed with a thud. "Owww!" Eve moaned. "Mel, what are tu doing here? Did tu follow me?!" Eve asked. "Well, uh, er, maybe... why didn't tu want me to come over? This place looks cool!" Mellissa asked back. "I...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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The siguiente día was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, tu first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If tu don't already know, tu have super strength, super hearing, and super smell." First, Mellissa practiced her hearing. "Lillian says Julie’s ponytail is holding up her face." Mellissa giggled. "And where do tu think this information is coming from?" Ms. Winters asked, trying to suppress laughter herself. "The gym. I know because I hear kickball too. Some girls who don't want to play hide in 'The Gossip Corner'." Mellissa said. "Now for smell." Ms. Winters remarked. Mellissa sniffed. Then a snuff. Then another sniff. "Bring your lunches tomorrow; it's their 'meat loaf' again! It tastes terrible,...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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The siguiente day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma dicho "Go as far from me and everyone as tu can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are tu okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma dicho "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve dicho impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma said.

Once they were in a circle, and holding hands, a red glowing light rose from their chests. The lockets gave off the light, and were pulling the girls closer and closer which made the light brighter. Just when the lockets were about to touch, the doorknob wiggled. The girls gasped and turned their heads to the door. "Turn the light on and start washing your hands!" Eve said. The light got dimmer and dimmer then the girls' lockets fell back to their chests like ordinary lockets. The light suddenly stopped and Eve flicked the light on, unlocked the...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the cocina and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian espaguetis, espagueti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some friends and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself. Swoosh! Eve thought she saw something whiz through the red brick wall. Eve gasped, as anyone would. Eve shivered at a thick breeze passing. A ghost! "Cynthia?!" Eve whispered as a tall 18-looking girl faded into a person. "Yes, it's me, Cynthia. It's been such a long time!" Cynthia said. Cynthia was Eve's "baby sitter" when she was very young. "Run, Eve! You're in danger! I can't tell tu much. Did Sarah tell you?" Cynthia dicho in an eerie voice. "Sarah? Tell me what? What's going on?" Eve said, getting frightened now. "Guess not... I have to go! Don't turn back!...
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her libros inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep tu out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged adelante, hacia adelante in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher helped the both of them up and guided them to the nurse’s office.

When they were better and laying on the sheeted cot in the nurses office, Eve and the brunette sipped water out of clear plastic cups. "You know, I never got your name. What is it? Mine's Eve." Eve said, warming to the brunette. "My name's Mellissa. tu have a nice name!" She replied smiling. "Thanks, tu too! We probably missed first period, but if we hurry we can try to make second. What do tu have next?" Eve said, happy she's making a possible friend. "Yeah, English." Mellissa replied, getting off the...
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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                One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street. 
    Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I  tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight. 
    I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch. 
"I missed you, Penelope." I said 
"I missed tu to, Pike." She said 
    Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me. 
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." dicho Penelope-Rose. 
                        ***
We arrived in a small clearing somewhere near the middle of the woods.
Penelope-Rose's beautiful long red hair sparkled in the moonlight. I kissed her. 
"Penelope," I said. " I have a memory of me walking through the woods. I was lost, and I couldn't find my parents. Some-one found me and brought me to there house. They took me to an orphanage and someone came and adopted me."
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, o something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I lost him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him if I hadn't been so far behind. I got a little bit closer. He turned around. 
He seemed afraid of me. Suddenly  he ran away again. He ran to a árbol and grabbed one of the branches. He pulled himself onto it. It was amazing how fast he climbed. When he got to the parte superior, arriba he leaped to a close tree. Pretty soon I couldn't see him any more. 

                     ONE
I leaped down from the tree. Something was wrong with that girl. When she walked she made noise. And her ears were round. 
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Article by Sylvia_Puffin posted hace más de un año
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‘Hello, this is Jonald Poppland and I’m here to tell tu the status on the war against the residents of Garlarda over the planet Sæmwine. Elves and humans are still fighting together against the Garlardians: the harlings and the danjans are against the Earthlings. There will be más drafting beginning tomorrow morning. Currently, the Earthlings are trying to contact the faerie, but their continent is hard to reach. If they fail to do this, there is a cha—'
    Myrtal switched off the radio. His older brother, Zangrel, jumped to his feet. “I wanted to listen to that!”
    “Of course tu did. All you’ve been talking about for the past few weeks is the war, and the possibility that tu might be drafted. Out of all the elves in the world, why on Earth would tu be drafted?”
    Zangrel rolled his eyes. “Why would you?”
    “I’m not the one saying I might be drafted.”
    Zangrel adopted a haughty expression. “We need all the soldiers we can get. We need the oil on Sæmwine. I’m old enough, and can wield a gun. I could...
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Opinion by Weasel1999 posted hace más de un año
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III The Library
The siguiente room Ember visited was to her a Heaven on Earth. An enormous room just for holding books! The ceiling was so high it would have taken ten of her standing on parte superior, arriba of one another the reach it. The shelves and shelves of libros were piled right up to the parte superior, arriba and there were several ladders placed conveniently so that she could reach the topmost books.
Ember walked round the room as though she were in a dream. She loved lectura and devoured every book she found but she had never had a whole biblioteca full of them to herself. She barely knew where to start. Every square inch of muro and floor el espacio was piled high with the most beautiful expensive leather bound books.
“There must be every book in the world in here” she thought to herself in awe.
Slowly she made her way around the piles of libros until she found a copy of The Wind In The Willows which had been one of her favourite libros as a child but sadly her copy had been burnt to cinders. She looked around for somewhere to sit and saw a window asiento of red velvet and she curled up there and began to read.
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Opinion by Weasel1999 posted hace más de un año
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100 Rooms

Prologue
She never knew she had an uncle until her parents died. It’s strange how- sometimes in life when tu lose important people in your life tu gain some more.
Her mother and father died in a house fire. No one knew how it started except the one daughter who managed to survive.
But she was in no state to tell. She suffered mild burns but her mind suffered worst of all. She never spoke again.
She was kept in hospital for six months but eventually she was packed off to her uncle Scipio. She was thirteen years old and many dicho it was a crime sending a child off to such an evil man as Scipio.
The old man had a terrible reputation in the tiny village where he lived and if he ventured outside- which almost never happened- rumours flew about him like leaves in a storm.
The día the girl arrived caused a great sensation, all of the villagers who was able gathered in the Midnight Hangman- the local pub to gossip and drink to her hearts content. Many tall tales was spun in there and tu never knew who to believe.
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Fan fiction by RosaluvzJB posted hace más de un año
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Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to inicial room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. bíter, bitters says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do tu want, Dib?" Ms. bíter, bitters asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. bíter, bitters replies. "Do tu notice anything strange about him, Abby?" I ask pointing to Zim. "Uh, he's green." Abby says. "Ha!" I say. Abby goes and sits down in the back por Jessica. "He's crazy." Jessica tells Abby. "I don't think he's crazy. Misunderstood, but not crazy." Abby says. At lunch I am sitting at my normal table. Abby comes up to me and says "I like your hair." she giggles and twirls her hair with her finger. "Thanks." I say with a blush. "Um can I sit here?" Abby asks. "Sure." I say. Zim is sitting at the mesa, tabla across from us. He pokes his food, sniffs it and licks it. Then he starts choking and twitching on...
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Fan fiction by RosaluvzJB posted hace más de un año
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Hurt

(Dib's POV)

Chapter 1; The Pain

I lock myself in the bathroom at my house. I pull out the razor blade from the pocket of my treanch coat.  Tears are streaming down my face as I cut into the skin on my wrist. Scarlet blood seaps out and drips on the floor. For a moment the pain of what just happened, what has been happening for so long, is gone. Gaz bangs on the door. "Dib, if tu don't open this door in the siguiente five segundos I'm braking it down!" Gaz shouts through the door. Knowing my sister, she really would. I quickly put my wrist cover on and wipe up the blood that got on the floor. I open the door. "What were tu doing in there?" Gaz asks. "Jeeze! I'm sixteen years old! Do I have to tell tu every detail about what happens when I'm in the bathroom?" I say. "When you're you, yes." Gaz replies. Gaz has been keeping a close eye on me ever since a few years hace when she saw me cutting  myself.  I go to my room and cry into my pillow. After a while I pick up the foto of my mother on the night stand. "I wish tu were here Mom. I miss tu so much. If tu were here I know tu wouldn't let this happen. I amor you." I say as I kiss the...
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Article by youngtraveler posted hace más de un año
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement o remark funny, even though I may o may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, o just do it to make them think that they like tu in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc. It also has to be the most annoying word ever in the world of the interwebz, but it is really difficult to stop using this word and sometimes tu will find yourself using it inadvertently. Alternatives include “haha”, “lmfao”, “rofl”, and many, many more. I've been on the internet long enough to know. :-)

Thanks for reading. I wrote this because I was bored. What do tu think?

-youngtraveler
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Article by misscrazel posted hace más de un año
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Valeria Malik lay in her bed. Nikki rushed in. 
"Finally! Your awake!" She said.                           Valeria rolled over. Nik, Nikki's twin, was standing awkwardly in the doorway. 
 Valeria gestured for him to come in. He walked over and sat on the side of her bed. 
"Are tu ok?" He asked. 
 Valeria nodded. She tried to sit up, but she winced and fell back down. 
Nik helped her sit up. 
"What happened?" he asked. 
"The ghosts," she said, "they tried to eat my life."
"That's what ghosts do." dicho Nikki. 
"Are tu hungry?" asked Nik. 
Nikki rolled her eyes. 
"No. I'm fine." dicho Valeria. 

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Opinion by the-signless posted hace más de un año
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Do tu ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every segundo of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized as it was. But that comes later.
But on that day, the single girl I had devoted every bit of my corazón to broke away. Without a word, an apology, anything. But it was a fatal blow through heart.
And two days later, when I asked why she was ignoring me, she looked me dead in the eyes and dicho coldly "I just don't like you." But seeing me hurt wasn't enough. "I never did."
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Opinion by Bella_Dhampir posted hace más de un año
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Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell tu the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna lista a couple of popular ones, and define them for any of tu who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument they're making.

Well well well well. I'm not sure if I do this often, because I can't bring myself to remember a time I criticized a person instead of their argument, but then again, I could have been doing it subconsciously. Here is an example of a person using the ad hominem fallacy:

Person 1: perros are better than cats.
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List by Directioner470 posted hace más de un año
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
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