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I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: por the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...
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posted by Windrises
This articulo is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on el espacio Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The mostrar had 3 main characters: el espacio Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced el espacio Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...
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Over decades and decades and decades...and más decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person o being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...
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posted by kicksomebut23
DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop tu from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what tu believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if tu do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If tu Like Anime, libros , A Certain Artist, o whatever....love it because its tu and your opinion. Don't make others change tu and stop...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as tu can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by misscrazel
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. tu wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. tu can tell me if tu ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by randomgirl3000
I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat por the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have tu gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have tu gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...
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Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold tu tight
Sometimes amor don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all tu knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday amor will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no pregunta chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us besar like that
We don’t need no más that he dicho she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us besar like that
We don’t need no más that he dicho she said
He dicho girl...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure tu all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people por where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that por just looking at the title, tu know it was made por someone who lacks a soul. here is the título of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when tu think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 2

it was the siguiente day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him o actuación nervous. He even walked strait por a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much más people there. Sniffles was lectura a book about science right siguiente to him and petunia was lectura about gardening....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other árbol friends were at a party thrown por Disco Bear. Disco oso, oso de was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started mostrando off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his cuchillo and ambushed...
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Me and Henry were running to the árbol house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's tu emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my friends found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did tu find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest siguiente to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She dicho in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its más like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them mover the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black suits and i thought to myself in that moment i never dicho hello never waved o smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i dicho to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, o maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, o maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal más hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would fecha Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never fecha a girl
I swear I'd still amor men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When tu watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking día o Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ______
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