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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
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Article by canal posted hace más de un año
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both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!

well seems like i have to!

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as misceláneo as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling tejo why!

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canal

kitkitty12

other misceláneo people!
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) still has gayness cussing and sex! ;D

~Jerome's POV~

I woke up in cama siguiente to Mitch.

Mitch and i have had sex before but we've never really dated, leaving me free to amor Jason.

"Hey dude" I dicho when he woke up.

"Hey" Mitch dicho sitting up blushing.

"Are tu still upset?" I asked him.

"Upset about what?" He asked looking at me.

"About me loving Jason, and not you" I dicho grabbing his face.

"Dude, we're best friends and fuck buddies, i don't care if tu don't amor me" He said.

I kissed him and got up heading to the shower, when i heard a knock at the door.

I opened the door, there stood Adam.

"Your video?" Adam asked.

"What about it?" i asked.

"We want to know why tu publicado it" Adam said.

"w-we?" I stuttered.

Adam stepped out of the way and Jason sat in the passenger asiento of the car trying to work the radio.
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List by ppgcowgirl posted hace más de un año
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1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".

8. #7 made sense.

9. tu don't need a capa until it's 50°, but tu need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.

10. tu use a heater and an A/C on the same day.

11. Snowmen are for wimps. tu build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
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Opinion by Vishwa_22496 posted hace más de un año
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"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If tu Want to work for people ....Make your corazón the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If tu want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As tu are the creator of your life, similarly tu are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for tu
*always forget what tu did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D


~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty dicho besar me on the lips.

"Where are tu going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He dicho not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The minuto he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted más than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while i was stuck here torture por our memories.

"God damn it Ty" I dicho wiping away a tear, finally realizing, how much i both loved, and hated him.

Ty came inicial drunk.

"Ty" I dicho happily besar him.

He pushed me off, "I'm not gay tu fucking idiot, so why don't tu get the hell out."
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Fan fiction by KitKitty12 posted hace más de un año
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(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the cama and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the ducha, ducha de blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutos later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed it and answered it.

"You still planning on coming to Pax?" A familiar voice asked.

"Sky?!" I asked in shocked he called so early, "And Pax..yeah i'm still coming."

"Good, Deadlox, aka Ty is coming to pick tu up" Sky dicho ending the call.
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Opinion by FanFun1010 posted hace más de un año
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If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: hola TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what tu do, you'll be judged.
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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This is my fanfic of Nightmare Before Christmas. I only have 2 chapters for this story and I am sharing the 1st chapter with you. I am currently working on the 3rd chapter. If tu want to see the rest, click on the link:

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Chapter One: halloween Town Discovery

Kaitlyn is an explorer. She loves to explore the woods behind her home. One day, her parents dicho they are going out on a two-month vacation and she'll be inicial alone. Kaitlyn is fine with it. The siguiente day, she decided to walk in the woods. She came to a place where she hasn't been before. It was a circulo, círculo of trees and each árbol has a door with a certain holiday on it.

What interested her was the halloween door. The door was shaped like a Jack O' Lantern. She reached out to turn the knob and opened it. Kaitlyn looked inside and saw nothing. She saw upset but then she heard jingles of bells and suddenly was pulled in. She was falling, "Whoa!" She landed in a calabaza patch. "Oh boy,...
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Opinion by penguin7710 posted hace más de un año
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User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do tu play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do tu know israel?

User: Do tu like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for friends who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: manzana, apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot tu don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot: I am not robot.

User: I didn't say that.
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Opinion by penguin7710 posted hace más de un año
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do tu like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do tu like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicornios are better.

Cleverbot: unicornios aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE tu SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: tu dicho unicornios aren't real. :( I thought tu were my friend.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: YAY! :D.

Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
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Article by MineTurtle posted hace más de un año
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This ain't mine. I twas originally written por xSHOCKYx, who dicho 'Pass this on if tu amor Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with jesús Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So tu believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are tu good o evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment.

"Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and tu can cure him. tu can do it. Would tu help him? Would tu try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"
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News by vikas797 posted hace más de un año
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What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
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Boredom is the worst things in your life. Boredom is the state of mind which made your mind stop running o we can say that "still". Stillness is developed due to lack of activeness and energy. Mind Boredom has absolutely nothing to do, with lack of things to do. It has everything to do with your state of mind.


Once in a while we all really getting bored, at that time we want something to do which make your mind refresh and energetic. There are so many things to do when tu are bored is just that to find the things which entertain yourself and make your mind busy. When tu fell bored and tired the really energetic and superlative things to do is to find something to entertain yourself. Boredom is mostly occurred when tu do same things in your daily routine life. The Word improving should removes boredom por making life más stimulating.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as tu can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minutos of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the parte superior, arriba of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's actuación all tough and Valiente against arrendajo, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this only because she has her brother with her. She almost gets her brother beat up and humiliates him just to prove her own "bravery". She doesn't really do anything for herself, and her "bravery" feels like false bravery. She manages to knock out Winifred and Sarah for a few segundos to save Max, but other than than she relies on Max, Allison, Binx, and Billy to do almost EVERYTHING for her. Also, she's all tough and Valiente when it comes to yelling at Winifred and calling her ugly, but is automatically helpless when Winifred starts flying towards her in the final fight scene, and Dani is...
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Opinion by TomboyYaoiFan56 posted hace más de un año
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Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes tu look illiterate and lazy. If tu want people to have time in their lives to read something tu posted, tu don't do something tu know tu would hate. To be honest, it doesn't take that long to read a goddamned post, even if it is over 1000 words long.

I'm sure there's quite a lot of us who hate it when people don't read our post. If we want help it's gonna be a little irritating to see someone go "TL;DR" when all they had to do was read some words. It's not hard to read, and it never hurts anybody. In fact, it'd be much, much better if people cared enough to read. I don't like it when people read books, and I don't like it when people see posts and get turned off por the length. I know I'm not the only one who hates...
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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if tu don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw más bros.

After talking to some más fans i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I dicho poking the mouth of the mask.

He tilted his head to the side and then laughed.

"I am cry" he laughed.

"Cry?! What the hell are tu doing here?" I asked.

He shrugged his shoulders and was still laughing.

(Cry's POV)

It was nice seeing pewds although, shyness is a bitch.
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Article by Bluekait posted hace más de un año
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

tu never lived in the streets though tu wish tu had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If tu need help o another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed por anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me por people who actually believe that if tu send them on, then that poor 6 año old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do tu honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give tu and everyone tu send "his" correo electrónico to $1000? How stupid are you?

Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid por every playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK tu to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started por jesús in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country por midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it...
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Opinion by warriorcats02 posted hace más de un año
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Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended por this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol. Drugs harm tu in many ways, including mentally and physically. For example, smoking can make tu have a variety of sickness and diseases, like lung cancer, and corazón disease. Another drug is alcohol. It causes dizziness, and distance judgment to be incorrect. People take these drugs because of the following reasons-1.They seen their friends do it and want to do it too- 2.It makes them relax- and- 3.They want to be cool. Let me tell tu this- drugs aren’t cool. If tu just take drugs just one time, you’ll feel like tu need to take them again the siguiente day. The...
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Review by BenderIsGreat34 posted hace más de un año
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Narrator: tu are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, o some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read libros for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical] It's not f- [calms down] Well, lucky I know how to read Braille. [He screams as his hands fall off, his tongue then falls out before his head falls off.]

Narrator: Hey, look at that weird mirror..






Narrator: tu are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic o contains some kind of monster. The segundo one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and música partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep escritura for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside). They take Ally's obsession with pickles w-a-y too far. I mean seriously? A bucket of pickles?! There's never a time she doesn't make me wanna rip my hair out o bang my head against the wall.

2. Rocky Blue
Rocky is a dumbass pushover. Her personality is just like wood. She's smart... That's it. She's boring. The "cookie cutter smarty pants" stereotype is getting old fast. This girl can't sing, act, o dance for her life!! She overacts every words she says and is so ANNOYING! She is supposedly smart (although she comes off más as an idiot) and is completely...
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Opinion by Sh4d0wW0lf posted hace más de un año
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)

2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships (agreed!)

3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and tu know what)

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but tu know...I think I like tu in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini falda o skimpy...
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Article by blackpanther666 posted hace más de un año
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1. Because, let's face it, if tu are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that tu didn't quite think it through... Where do tu think we get all the resources from to make money and más technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being más sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running out. We can do it with energy... We can do it with forests, too.

4. We're causing a lot of extinctions from human activity and industry... In New Zealand, since the 1800's (and conveniently around the time British settlers arrived) about 25-30% of native birds have gone extinct from human activity - Namely cats, possums, rabbits and Mustelids (ferrets, stoats and weasels) being introduced here.
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Article by TeddyGlitter posted hace más de un año
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(Don't be offended por my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my friends "bitches")

See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
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Article by TeddyGlitter posted hace más de un año
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Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days hace and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST misceláneo PARAGRAPHS IN THE comentarios AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articulo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as tu please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i amor Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my corazón beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta amor it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my amor for an anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The amor of my life, the pan de molde, pan to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently...
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