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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed por anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me por people who actually believe that if tu send them on, then that poor 6 año old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do tu honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give tu and everyone tu send "his" correo electrónico to $1000? How stupid are you?

Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid por every playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK tu to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started por jesús in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country por midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it...
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Opinion by warriorcats02 posted hace más de un año
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Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended por this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol. Drugs harm tu in many ways, including mentally and physically. For example, smoking can make tu have a variety of sickness and diseases, like lung cancer, and corazón disease. Another drug is alcohol. It causes dizziness, and distance judgment to be incorrect. People take these drugs because of the following reasons-1.They seen their friends do it and want to do it too- 2.It makes them relax- and- 3.They want to be cool. Let me tell tu this- drugs aren’t cool. If tu just take drugs just one time, you’ll feel like tu need to take them again the siguiente day. The...
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Review by BenderIsGreat34 posted hace más de un año
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Narrator: tu are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, o some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read libros for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical] It's not f- [calms down] Well, lucky I know how to read Braille. [He screams as his hands fall off, his tongue then falls out before his head falls off.]

Narrator: Hey, look at that weird mirror..






Narrator: tu are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic o contains some kind of monster. The segundo one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted hace más de un año
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No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and música partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep escritura for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside). They take Ally's obsession with pickles w-a-y too far. I mean seriously? A bucket of pickles?! There's never a time she doesn't make me wanna rip my hair out o bang my head against the wall.

2. Rocky Blue
Rocky is a dumbass pushover. Her personality is just like wood. She's smart... That's it. She's boring. The "cookie cutter smarty pants" stereotype is getting old fast. This girl can't sing, act, o dance for her life!! She overacts every words she says and is so ANNOYING! She is supposedly smart (although she comes off más as an idiot) and is completely...
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Opinion by Sh4d0wW0lf posted hace más de un año
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)

2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships (agreed!)

3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and tu know what)

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but tu know...I think I like tu in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini falda o skimpy...
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Article by blackpanther666 posted hace más de un año
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1. Because, let's face it, if tu are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that tu didn't quite think it through... Where do tu think we get all the resources from to make money and más technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being más sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running out. We can do it with energy... We can do it with forests, too.

4. We're causing a lot of extinctions from human activity and industry... In New Zealand, since the 1800's (and conveniently around the time British settlers arrived) about 25-30% of native birds have gone extinct from human activity - Namely cats, possums, rabbits and Mustelids (ferrets, stoats and weasels) being introduced here.
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Article by TeddyGlitter posted hace más de un año
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(Don't be offended por my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my friends "bitches")

See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
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Article by TeddyGlitter posted hace más de un año
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Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days hace and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST misceláneo PARAGRAPHS IN THE comentarios AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articulo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as tu please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i amor Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my corazón beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta amor it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my amor for an anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The amor of my life, the pan de molde, pan to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently...
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Article by KatelynBrown posted hace más de un año
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[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT por SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as tu read... Be sure tu don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that tu would like to have chocolate (try for más than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number por 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it por 50. I’ll wait while tu get the calculator ...

5. If tu have already had your birthday this año (2013) add 1763 *; If tu haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit año that tu were born ...

tu should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times tu want to have chocolate each week) ...

The siguiente two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If tu don't believe, check this website:
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List by randomgirl3000 posted hace más de un año
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink tu have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes por boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If tu accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.

• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.

• Make bug bites stop itching with a plátano peel.

• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
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Article by talinabeadles posted hace más de un año
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If tu are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got tu pregnant and that tu want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if tu want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the siguiente día say that tu are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif tu get child support hope this helps like i dicho have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lectura and if tu are still lectura thisthen i know tu amor me no joke i thought tu did not want to countinue lectura tu llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so misceláneo ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lectura bye b7ye now stop lectura this great now tu can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lectura this bye!!!!!!!! bandeja de entrada me i amor tu and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
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Article by dreamcatcher321 posted hace más de un año
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Dreams are what makes us imagine.
our bodies make us stand, but our hearts are what keeps us alive.

blank faces, colored pages, morbid truth for a soul.
we are connected, our hearts are one. We are one.

We ponder for answers, we wonder the truth.
Society and war are corrupting our youth.
Blue skies and arco iris mariposas are más than an inch from your fingers.

Reach out. Take it. Make it yours.

Live for today, rather than tommorrow.
The truth is only a mile away.

Catch Your Dreams.
~dreamcatcher321
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News by RegisterAgain posted hace más de un año
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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-cispa-cyber-intelligence-sharing-and-protection-act/19sQhBpy

See, CISPA is back. tu remember SOPA and PIPA from last year? basically the same thing, can tu please take a short minuto out of your time to sign this important petition?. It is a big threat to Fanpop! and other sites such as Youtube, Tumblr, Deviantart, etc

Sorry to bother!

Even people outside of the United States need to sign this! because it will affect your country as well, since most websites (including this one) are made and still running in United States

This will block all the fandom things on this site and others, and will also get rid of the Music, Movies, and even filthy pronz!

Not only is it just an ultimate Anti-Piracy bill, it will get rid of freedom all around the world. Destroying the Internet and many lives, do tu want the U.S Government looking at your history? please sign it before it's too late!
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Article by MineTurtle posted hace más de un año
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BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written por XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes inicial drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of jesús on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat siguiente to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of tu won't re-post this.

tu never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If tu deny jesús in front of your friends, He will deny tu in front of his Father.
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Article by MineTurtle posted hace más de un año
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Just to let tu know, this is NOT mine. I found it on another website.

My Child,

tu may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when tu sit down and when tu rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For tu were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me tu live and mover and have your being. Acts 17:28

For tu are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew tu even before tu were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose tu when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

tu were not a mistake, for all your days are written in my book.
Psalm 139:15-16

I determined the exact time of your birth and where tu would live.
Acts 17:26

tu are fearfully and wonderfully made.
Psalm 139:14

I knit tu together in your mother's womb.
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Article by theprettiergirl posted hace más de un año
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.
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Article by Draculaura10 posted hace más de un año
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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see tu in the morning," Mellissa dicho to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with rosado, rosa hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with rosado, rosa hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom dicho as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on tu in 30 minutes, and tu should be on your way to sleeping." They rolled out the sleeping bags. "Kirana," Eve nodded in rosado, rosa hair's direction. "'Lil E. Y'know I hate it when tu call me that," Kirana turned towards the others. "The name's Kiki." "And tu know I hate it when tu call me 'Lil E'" Eve muttered, and Kiki shot her a look of warning. "Why don't we get ready for cama and everything," Kenya jumped in, breaking the tension between the two. "Good idea." Emma dicho biting her lower lip.
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Article by danmarino900 posted hace más de un año
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My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help o ideas as to what it might be o what she can do to fix herself?
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List by purplefreak855 posted hace más de un año
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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what tu make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is tu get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with tu through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but tu can't give up because if tu give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes tu whole and that goes for everything. Just because tu fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if tu don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful...
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Article by ShadowFan100 posted hace más de un año
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(This is a lil...inspirational/moral speech about what a Human truly is. And don't get offended when it mentions "God"--it's my right to believe in Him)

I'm sure there's a lot of people who often wonder what it means to be human--what a human IS exactly. Some might say we're unimportant, not special, not amazing. And even possibly (dare I say) nothing más than just a of bunch mutated wild beast that came from the animal kingdom, who are only capable of destroying themselves beyond any hope of being redeemed of our dark side.

Well, that's not true--and IDC HOW many of your so-called "facts" tell me otherwise, it's all a lie. Human's have both Good and Evil in them, and it wasn't always like this. When God made Human's, we were never meant to know Evil. We weren't destined for destruction, anger, greed, hatred, bitterness, o even Death.

tu see, we may have a dark side but that alone isn't all Human's are. We were destined for much más than this. As Human's, we are made to amor others and to BE loved. But because of Adam, Eve and Satan, we have Sin to get in the way of our Truth reasons to be made Human. Though we may be living such an Evil...
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Article by MineTurtle posted hace más de un año
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hola everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!

Ok, for those of tu who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of tu who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!

Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)

Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of tu are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a supernatural event. The God who made tu and me created this world simply por speaking! That is a supernatural event!

Did tu ever notice how creation was made perfectly? What I mean is God made the world in 6 days. Here's the order again:
1. Light
2.Sky and sea
3.Land and vegetation
4.Sun, stars and moon
5.Birds and fish
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Opinion by mini17 posted hace más de un año
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ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the amor of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They amor to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
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Opinion by suzuki_reika posted hace más de un año
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“Death is terrible for anyone. Young o old, good o evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The más tu try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The way of changing a person is meeting another person.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“Memories are proof of one’s existence.”
- Pita Ten

“There is no thing that lasts forever.”
- Anonymous

“Everything will come to an end.”
- Anonymous

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List by randomgirl3000 posted hace más de un año
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The Moment Of Death:
1. The corazón stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours o so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
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Article by AlOoOosh posted hace más de un año
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1.Tell someone tu truly trust about your trouble.
2.Talk to your friends.

3.Go outside (somewhere tu can relax when tu visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.

4.Cry when tu feel that tu need it and don't think crying is weakness.

5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever tu want .

6.Take a ducha, ducha de with a cold/warm water .

7.Listen to classic música .


8.Drink a frutas jugo, jugo de o anything cold.

And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy o sad :)

With my amor .....
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