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posted by Andolion
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes tu just can't seem to remember why it is tu didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank tu for asking....
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach tu all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now tu know how to do it!
Now, if tu want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and mostrar your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if tu win, tu get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If tu are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I amor this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face o the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I amor him with all my heart. I amor the way he sings, I amor the way he looks, I amor the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
What i feel on the inside is not what i mostrar on the outside i dont mostrar amor i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell tu how i feel because the hurt deep within my corazón is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say o how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each año kill themselves o think suicide because of being bullied o teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps tu but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my friends at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutos AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of tu would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my friends ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by vanillaicecream
So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, tu manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered por underpants; spinning around to apologize, tu instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon tu realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to tu o
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward tu are.

Well, this...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by big-fat-meanie
parte superior, arriba selling albums in 1980s
The parte superior, arriba selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed por Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the año 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand amor Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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posted by whatsupbugs
There was something that I used to not understand as a kid. What I didn't understand was God wanting us to amor all people, including our enemies. Loving the enemies seemed confusing and counterintuitive to me. I was baffled for quite a long time. However, I've come to understand the meaning behind it.

The world hasn't exactly been peaceful. We live in a world that's filled with fights and debates. Because of that, it's easy to get into the mindsight of loving the good guys and hating the bad guys. However, in my personal opinion, that's not the right mindset to have.

Are there people that annoy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to cruzar, cruz the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate articulo for each día of strandedness. This contains a lista of the...
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posted by nmdis
"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know tu want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
tu kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in amor back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...
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posted by Draculaura10
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. tu have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep tu trying over and over again to see if tu can outsmart
your foot, but, tu can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching tu (they will think tu are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your escritorio in front...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a cama of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your almohada X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded más than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a año are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are más than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If tu counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A cocodrilo always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of clubes i see a pregunta saying "Can tu plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on misceláneo is Can tu plz be my fan? Just filling up my actualización más and más everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 o más fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some más fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the más fans its just life XD And tu gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...
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posted by Jeffersonian
Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited por mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an manzana, apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pan de molde, pan which is pan de molde, pan made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....
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posted by SilentForce
A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN espaguetis, espagueti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are tu okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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posted by danmarino900
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help o ideas as to what it might be o what she can do to fix herself?
posted by hetaliaitaly
BLACK: black is protection but can also be anger of someone else o yourself.

BLUE: blue is calming and emotional color that can be used in good times and bad times.

BROWN: brown is the earth and being close to nature and being close to others feelings.

GREEN: Green is a beauty and understanding of others choices and what happens in your mind.


GREY: grey serenity and silence of being at peace with your problem.

ORANGE: naranja is change and moving adelante, hacia adelante with your life and letting go of the people that have hurt tu in the past.

PINK: rosado, rosa is universal amor o self-love
and loving of of the people...
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