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1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I amor the socks tu wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do tu like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did tu see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called tu the other night. Did tu know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont tu hate it when tu get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come tu didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do tu Yahoo?"

11. "I lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did tu know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...
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posted by PartyOrange
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. tu can never changed the past but tu must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to más be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so mover on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as tu want until tu feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After tu cry, tu go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till tu feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the fuego arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!
posted by Yama
I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to mover away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my friends other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on Valiente faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that tu were real, that tu all were , that he was.
There is evidence that tu were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming o not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and tu diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, o did i make tu up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without tu i dont know. But i want to find out. Do tu think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In amor With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, o if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, o is dropping hints).If tu catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, tu know he likes tu back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes tu and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your camisa, camiseta tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee por soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your friends face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say tu have a ghost clock until tu get tired o pass out.
10. make misceláneo comentarios to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of misceláneo fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say tu want breakfast.
19. eat chocolate cake until tu go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by coolkatstar
If tu are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.

Write your respuestas on a piece of paper. No cheating

The respuestas are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorito! color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your mes of birth?

5. Which color do tu like more, black o white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorito! number?

8. Do tu like Sydney o Brisbane more?

9. Do tu like a lake o the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)...
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P perros name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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posted by tamar20
The Fucking Disclaimer
If tu are offended por the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where tu are in the world, everyone knows exactly what tu mean when tu say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why tu will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring tu riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: tu crave attention, tu absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, tu may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because por being a retard online tu can get all the attention tu need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If tu want to be a retard tu must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by MusicMorris145
Best Male música Star

Austin Mahone - Winner
Drake
Ed Sheeran
Eminem
Pharrell Williams
Luke Bryan
Sam Smith
Shawn Mendes
Skrillex
Wiz Khalifa

Best Group música Star

5 segundos of Summer - Winner
Fall Out Boy
Fifth Harmony
Foo Fighters
Imagine Dragons
One Direction
Florida Georgia Line
Muse
Artic Monkeys
Super Junior

Best Female música Star

Ariana Grande - Winner
Beyonce
Demi Lovato
Christina Aguilera
Katy Perry
Jessie J
Iggy Azalea
Nicki Minaj
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift

Best Song
Bad Blood - Taylor rápido, swift Featuring Kendrick Lamar
Confident - Demi Lovato
Dirty Work - Austin Mahone - Winner
Downtown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
How...
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posted by LaDispute
I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright rosado, rosa gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
tu Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to fecha her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, tu Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The día That We Die.
While tu Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why tu Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can tu Hear Me?
Please borrar This Page! I Know tu Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
_____________________________
posted by karpach_13
Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating tu more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One frutas Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One taco short of...
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posted by TDIlover226
Here is a short lista of clubes that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
link
TDA's Blainley:
link
TDI's Cody:
link
The Descent:
link
Stewie and Brian Griffin:
link
TDI's Chef Hatchet:
link

I've probably made more, but they've since been forgotten.
posted by viju
That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


HERE IT GOES------>



I'm sitting there lectura silent, softly,
People walk por and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am más than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see...
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it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When tu see a group of people, follow them around and act as if tu belong with them, when they laugh, tu laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT tu MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have tu got anything...
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posted by nmdis
"One Of The Boys"


I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose guitarra over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way tu look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to tu tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started lectura "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied...
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