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The story of Hatio and some frightened man Part 1

posted by Ownzer493

He was staring at a wall, más like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...

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G.A.B (intro)

posted by kk99aa

*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*

I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I dicho as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a segundo i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
---------
They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

Saten Twist Adventures, every halloween episode;

posted by Canada24

SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do tu think tu could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank tu all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...

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Shadowfan's Old CRINGY Writting

posted by ShadowFan100

So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for dicho story came to me in 2006, but I began escritura this shit the siguiente year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of tu are easily traumatized por cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It...

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Just my opinion of fun words to say

posted by skunkpile

Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.

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Welcome To The Internet

posted by kicksomebut23

Welcome to the Internet where

Fun, Corruption, and Socialization dwells at.

You will find Some Caring People.

And tu will find Some Ugly People.

The Ugly People on the Internet loves to

Troll, Argue All The Time, & Cyberbully Others.

Most of them do it because they want to boost

Oneself confidence, get rid of boredom in there life,

Or have problems they are dealing in there life.

Be careful with these people and never go far with them.

Unless tu want to become just like them.

The Caring People on the Internet are

Obviously Friendly, Helpful, and Straightforward.

It will seem like most people on...

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Smart insult frases

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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The Weirdest, Randomest Story Ever

posted by wolfgrrl

I was born on a maní, cacahuete plantation 62 segundos before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", por Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis pato, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate dulce de azúcar, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the día I was born.

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is dado to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask tu any preguntas tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick tu out...

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estrella Dance Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make tu whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make tu feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If tu want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take tu to places you've never been tonight
I thought por know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If tu want me to
The...

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Things to remember

posted by randomgirl3000

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink tu have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes por boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If tu accidentally write...

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Best Free Apps for iPod Touch and iPhone

posted by misse1000

iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my parte superior, arriba Ten favorito! Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games por Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If tu have a Pogo account, tu can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* por Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! tu can download different flashcard sets simply por searching for a topic o tu can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) cine por Flixter with...

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Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

posted by smileypop9

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

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why u should never mess with a tomboy

posted by darktheheghog

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear rosado, rosa o EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there friends were girly girls anyways the segundo thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak o stupid o dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...

In the Name of Harmen - Killer7 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. saltamontes Manufacturing is probably one of my favorito! game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed por Capcom to be exclusives...

In-Indie - Absolver

posted by windwakerguy430

Have tu ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way más fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t tu know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but tu take what tu can get. So let us talk about Absolver

So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

In-Indie - Pikuniku

posted by windwakerguy430

tu know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world o it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed por Devolver Digital, Pikuniku

So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where tu play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...

Life In The Fast Lane 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...