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Article by paloma97ppb posted hace más de un año
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colores on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. tu will spend the día assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the cine because tu have to see the full lista of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb o without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the cachemir, paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what tu have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. tu never know if it is really an original o a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
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Fan fiction by Hinata-Snow posted hace más de un año
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I'm putting two funny artículos together in one, hope tu enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I amor deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would tu know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what tu need, and I'll tell tu how to get along without it.
8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time tu need him, chances are tu won't need him again.
10. I don't have an attitude problem. tu have a perception problem.
11. Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?! "
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Opinion by darktheheghog posted hace más de un año
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some comida while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cocina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cocina was when Tina got inicial she saw what the cocina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their inicial the Teddy oso, oso de was hiding in the cocina cupboard as it chuckled evily....

Jenni and Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to see who would try and wreck their house "we need a plan" Tina dicho while rasing a fist Peter and Jenni agreed "i agree but how and what kind of plan are we gonna set up" Peter asked Tina taped her cheek before she could say a word they all heard a noise "that sounds like its coming from your room Tina" Jenni dicho while looking down the hall way Tina got really mad "NO ONE GOES IN MY ROOM BESIDES ME PETER AND JENNI" Tina yelled while stomping over to her room Jenni stoped her "whoa whoa whoa Tina calm down i know your mad...
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Opinion by darktheheghog posted hace más de un año
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previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy oso, oso de and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and dicho it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy oso, oso de the sales man gave the girls the Teddy oso, oso de for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy oso, oso de evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de ontop of the book case self "perfect" Tina dicho while giving her famous smile Jenni laughed "well whose gonna make cena tonight" Peter asked as her stomach growled Tina raised her hand up "i'll do it what do tu guys want me to make" Jenni then got an excited look "can we have inicial made pescado and chips" Peter nodded in agreement "yeah we havent had that in ages" Tina laughed knowing that it was their favorito! "ok well i'll go to the shops to get the stuff i need ok tu girls stay here" Tina dicho as she got her school bag she always carries around a school bag instead of a hand bag and she has a wallet...
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Fan fiction by LittleOtaku1 posted hace más de un año
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Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew tu would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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List by JaseKS posted hace más de un año
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50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at tu say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO estola MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! tu want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" por Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching tu say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, o the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
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Opinion by darktheheghog posted hace más de un año
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one día three girls were walking around the segundo hand comprar the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest friends they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the segundo hand comprar and saw a cute looking Teddy oso, oso de she picked the Teddy oso, oso de up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina dicho as she held up the teddy oso, oso de "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni dicho while looking at the Teddy oso, oso de "i Agree it looks adorable" Peter dicho while noding Tina then went to the sales man and put the Teddy oso, oso de on the counter the sales Man then got a scared look "whats wrong sir" Tina asked while tilting her head the sales Man then took the Teddy oso, oso de off of the counter and put it under the counter "im sorry but this Teddy oso, oso de isnt for sale" Peter and Jenni walked over to Tina they heard what the sales man dicho "hey if this Teddy oso, oso de wasnt for sale then why was it on the self" Peter asked while kinda glariu]ng at the sales man "yeah" Tina and Jenni dicho at the same...
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Guide by katetekiku posted hace más de un año
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1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy tu get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a calcetín with pennies, and then demand all of the comida using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a misceláneo person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos o baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as tu can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cordero at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's comida when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about misceláneo things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
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Opinion by Ninjacupcake posted hace más de un año
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Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender o if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of tu have heard Born This Way por Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I amor everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being tu are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need comida when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop smells just as bad as yours! It makes me irritated when I hear about homophobes and homophobia. I know it makes many others angry as well. Just because someone doesn't share the same beliefs o have the same paths, they have to hate them. What has been happening here in the past days has drove me insane and tu guys too. That just shouldn't be.

No matter gay, straight, o bi, lesbian, transgender life, your're on the right track baby tu were born to survive. <3
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Opinion by Ninjacupcake posted hace más de un año
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Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the misceláneo spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and tu know who tu are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and tu can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt por this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
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Opinion by Skater_Girl_1 posted hace más de un año
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Anubis (Ancient Greek: Ἄνουβις) is the Greek name for a jackal-headed god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion. In the ancient Egyptian language, Anubis is known as Inpu (variously spelled Anup, Anpu, and Ienpw). According to the Akkadian transcription in the Amarna letters, Anubis' name was vocalized as Anapa. The oldest known mention of Anubis is in the Old Kingdom pyramid texts, where he is associated with the burial of the Pharaoh. At this time, Anubis was the most important god of the dead but he was replaced during the Middle Kingdom por Osiris.

He takes names in connection with his funerary role, such as He who is upon his mountain, which underscores his importance as a protector of the deceased and their tombs, and the título He who is in the place of embalming, associating him with the process of mummification. Like many ancient Egyptian deities, Anubis assumes different roles in various contexts, and no public procession in Egypt would be conducted without an Anubis to march at the head.
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Fan fiction by ilovetowrite posted hace más de un año
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Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to amor someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't amor so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
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Opinion by darktheheghog posted hace más de un año
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ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my friends at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutos AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of tu would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my friends ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now really i have a cold right now and i have an annoying runny nose i keep coughing every moment and yeah all those kinds of things anyways if tu guys really hate colds urself then tell me in the comentario down below ok thanks for lectura this ACHOO *blows my nose in the tissue* sorry thats a my bad like i dicho i hate getting a cold and if i had a youtube account i would mostrar u guys HOW much i hate colds ACHOO *blows my nose in the tissue again*
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Opinion by Ninjacupcake posted hace más de un año
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People are harsh critics. Even me. Here, on Fanpop, there are a lot of them. I am about to write something really serious that kind of annoys me. It is my opinion, and I would like to share it with you. Please understand and see where I am coming from. I just need to get this off of my chest.

The misceláneo spot is a great place to have fun and share thoughts o opinions. But also, it is a place for hate o fighting. Some people are mean and tu have to deal with that. The people on the internet could be mean and tu can't change that, but some of it gets to you. I understand that, while lectura this, tu think I am complaining and need to leave cause I can't handle these things. But no. I am simply saying that some of it gets to me and I have some stuff to say about it. After all, it is the misceláneo spot and an opinion!

When people ask to post the ugliest picture tu could find, at least one posts a picture of Taylor rápido, swift o Justin Bieber. Yes, it could be funny to some, including me. But then it goes to the point where people say that these famous people should burn in hell and die. To me, Swift, Bieber o Gomez aren't my idols nor am I a fan of them, but...
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Article by ivoryphills posted hace más de un año
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I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task por Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever society wants me to be, I am put into a far scarier world that even the bravest of men would quiver in fear if they set one foot into it. tu know what I'm talking about and if not, then tu are sorely ignorant. I am talking about...well, let me put it this way: when your loving mother puts a scarf around tu to protect tu from the winter cold, there will be men-no, trash waiting to take más than that scarf off of you, and I can bet it won't be because they want to make tu cold; when your younger siblings are still latching onto tu because you're the World's Best Big Sister,...
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Article by ssook78 posted hace más de un año
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one día i was getting ice cream so i bought one when i was about to eat it it dicho this: icecream:HEY Y U ABOUT TO EAT ME!
me: i was hungery
icecream: SO! U CANT EAT ME! *grows legs and runs away*
me: COME BACK! *CHASES ICE CREAM*
misceláneo dude: O.O WHAT THE HELL?
me: come back! no wait! ICECREAM!
one hora later
me: *catches ice cream and gets it back in bowl*
*gets it in cold house*
*waits* *takes it* *eats it
ice cream: NOOOOOO!!!! *dead* X_X
me: mmmmm
darkthehedgehog:O.O ssook?
me: yes
dark: nvm
the end
well thats the news about the talking ice cream i ate back to u dark!
dounut: hola WHAT ABOUT MY STORY!
me: o.o
umm read it tommorw ok bye
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Article by -Wednesday- posted hace más de un año
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u wudnt know if there was pan de molde, pan on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pan de molde, pan on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pan de molde, pan is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and o eat the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pan de molde, pan off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head so u can on living without pan de molde, pan on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pan de molde, pan that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pan de molde, pan it is so if i tell u that there is pan de molde, pan on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pan de molde, pan on yer head
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Opinion by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a misceláneo strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T tu SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do tu guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a car. (NO MATTER HOW OLD tu ARE)
7)Go to a pizza resturant and go around high fiving everyone. Order a slice of pizza and then leave
8)Stand on the calle and purposly get in everyone's way
9) Make a "potion". Put strange things like misceláneo fruits, liquids and put in little cups and open a stand and ask people to try it.
10) I dare tu to make a video doing all of these dares
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but tu need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like tu are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do tu mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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tu want = tu want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.

Do what tu want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want tu to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, tu moron!

You're ... so manly = tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all tu ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This cocina is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed tu were almost asleep.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do tu want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take tu out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call tu sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give tu a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why tu are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are tu going through now?

"I amor you, too." = Okay, I dicho it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress tu por mostrando that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course tu sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the parte superior, arriba off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are tu discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar tu made me go to.

7) Why did tu interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
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Opinion by TruBerries posted hace más de un año
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Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether tu want to hear it o not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if tu can't handle o stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated preguntas that are getting a lot of people irritated, but tu know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do tu think of me?' questions( well as long as tu don't put a personal foto up 'cause everyone could careless on what tu look like), because there's people that wanna/need to know what others think about him/her. So, that's doesn't bother me too much. I mean, I would wanna know who liked me and who hated my guts, but I already know who because I got it that. Anyway, that's at least one pregunta that I don't mind answering. It's an understandable question. Look, I know some of y'all be doing that mess in real life, so don't even lie to yourself on that!
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Guide by bubblegumm16 posted hace más de un año
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THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from tu mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes tu o hits tu *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to tu first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes tu *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets tu wear his clothing *he likes tu in his stuff*
7) If tu are tired of waiting for him to make the first mover *make it yourself*
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