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Guide by ilovetowrite posted hace más de un año
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How do tu find motivation to exercise when tu just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this pregunta every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help tu with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things that have helped include finding a workout partner (one of the best motivators!), logging my exercise, lectura magazines, libros and websites, and rewarding myself.
1.How tu feel after a workout. I always feel great after a good workout. It’s a high. And I let that motivate me the siguiente time: “You know how good you’re going to feel, Leo!”
2.Time for you. While many people make time to take care of others (kids, spouse, other family, co-workers, boss), they don’t often make time to take care of themselves. Instead, make your “you” time a...
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Opinion by saphire1031 posted hace más de un año
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The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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List by Bond_Of_Fury posted hace más de un año
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Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D

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Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a minuto o two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are tu doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do tu like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck was amorously glancing towards Mindy, but carefully of course, as Jamie is very jealous. When Jamie got to the bathroom real quick, Mindy whispered Buck hastily:
"Grab your chance! Now!!"
Buck looked around nervously, and drank Jamie's cerveza up in 1 draft, and ran away.


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Opinion by SooFlyLikeAG6 posted hace más de un año
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1.Wax the ceiling
2.Rearrange political campaign signs
3.Sharpen your teeth
4.Play Houdini with one of your siblings
5.Braid your dog’s hair
6.Clean and polish your belly button
7.Water your dog…see if he grows
8.Wash a tree
9.Knight yourself
10.Name your child Edsel
11.Scare Stephen King
12.Give your cat a mohawk
13.Purr
14.Mow your carpet
15.Play Pat Boone records backwards
16.Vacuum your lawn
17.Sleep on a cama of nails
18.DON’T toss and turn
19.Boil ice cream
20.Run around in squares
21.Think of quadruple entendres
22.Speak in acronyms
23.Have your almohada X-rayed
24.Drink straight shots…of water
25.Paint stripes on a lake
26.Ski Kansas
27.Sleep in freefall
28.Kill a Joule
29.Test thin ice…with a pogo stick
30.Apply for a unicorn hunting license
31.Do a good job
32.Crawl
33.Invite the Mansons over for dinner
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Guide by MarMar_XigLux posted hace más de un año
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Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether o not tu are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* tu are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* tu are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* tu are, most likely, an idiot.
* tu have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minutos o so. Memorize them, and murmur them incessantly.

1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation either, and do not get naked. Trust me. tu do not want to get killed when tu are naked.
2. No drugs o alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never división, split up when tu are in a large group.
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Opinion by ultimatefredde posted hace más de un año
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I write this last words to reflect my existence. For someone to do something against this evil evil being who is called The Hand.

It's hard to explain my existence, especially since the beginning of it, because suddenly appeared. Do not ask me how, but appeared. The first time I opened my eyes they hurt. It was great light that dazzles me, light that sooner o later I would get used to. I could not move. His feet were glued to a platform. I myself was stuck against a background invisible, as if it were in two dimensions. It was sheer torture, I had a terrible fear, but had not yet begun the worst because, suddenly, she appeared ...

Hand. There are no words to describe such a being. Nothing has changed since the first time I saw her, I still continue freezing . She governs the fate of everything. She can read minds, tu can read the soul. She is, as I discovered later, powerful, giver of pain and happiness.

When I discovered that she ignored me, I sighed with relief. Wrong. Suddenly, I felt like my body was stretched as I tore my eyes to replace them por others, as I even changed sex repeatedly, so much that it hurt. I introduced different...
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Guide by ultimatefredde posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something tu aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner o later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what tu really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, o take her to dinner, also sometimes a card o a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, tu wont die if youu do, so try it

11.Compliments are always well seen but careful of not overusing them

12. If tu call them, don´t do it before 10:00 Amor after 11:00 Pm even if it´s her cellhone

13. Dont stalk them

14.Appearance isn´t everything, but at least have everything clean and a good shave.
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Fan fiction by ilovetowrite posted hace más de un año
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there's something
steals your corazón and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes tu away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave tu away
apart from tu way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what tu amor for sure
it will come closer más and más
it doesn't let tu look for
what tu are searching for
i dicho again what do tu want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
tu should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
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Guide by ilovetowrite posted hace más de un año
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1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. tu can never changed the past but tu must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to más be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so mover on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as tu want until tu feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After tu cry, tu go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till tu feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos and enjoy yourself. Laugh as hard as tu want. Don't hold the feeling. Just burst the laugh

4-Smile and relax. This can help tu to be más positive. Just remember something happy that ever happened to you. o if it's too hard, just remember that if tu moody all the time, it also can't help tu to change the past but with just a smile, tu can change tomorrow
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Opinion by Tamar20 posted hace más de un año
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1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN trofeos LOCK OVERUSE trofeos LOCK! WHEN tu REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL trofeos THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky trofeos Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks tu what tu mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.

10. If tu are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing misceláneo letters to them. They will go nuts.

11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the pregunta mark (i.e. Could my día get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) tu will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
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Article by JaseKS posted hace más de un año
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his capa tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this lobo senced it, he could take me down. And I would loose my pack.
    I could hear my pack cheering me on, howling in support. At the parte superior, arriba of the beutiful choir of lobos was the nervouss growling of the opposite pack, the one this brown furred wolve belonged to. If he lost they would registrarse my pack, más commonly known as The Feared Clan.
    I senced a difference in his posture, which was unwillingly turning submissive.
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Opinion by jbiebs4evajb17 posted hace más de un año
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1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and mostrar your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they dicho your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a pregunta and say some thing misceláneo like.. i like cheese... o carrots are pink... o say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better now with a relieved look on Ur face and walk back to yr seat..
7.. if Ur in one class raise your hand and ask a pregunta about a different class..
8... say happy birthday really loud in awkward silence when some one asks whose birthday is it u say some ones some where..
9.. in math class blurt out my math book has problems...
10.... keep asking them how much time is left till the campana rings
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Opinion by Tamar20 posted hace más de un año
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Have tu ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this articulo is right for you! Hahaha. tu know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that tu have to go to the bathroom, and that tu think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are tu doing okay in there?". To make it even más annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When tu are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather tu didn't).

2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying o little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start canto along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, tu don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as tu go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if tu are watching...
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Fan fiction by ilovetowrite posted hace más de un año
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fly ,we can fly
but why are our tears in our way?
cause we lost something
tu and mine ........
we can't find
but it's always in our mind
it went with wind
but I'm not blind
we both amor to find
it between us
when tu smile so high
you'll find yourself in the sky
when tu dreams
there's no más tears
o fears...........
it's like sun when
it loves to shine
it's inside our smiles
yours and mine
that's so cool and fine.
it's when the moon loves
to light your way
and makes tu want to fly
it's fly fly fly
it's fly fly fly
so high high high


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Opinion by Bananaaddict posted hace más de un año
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Okay, though tu can't necessarily tell por the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever hace (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where tu press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, tu ask? Well, that's a mysterious social phenomena which I fail to understand. 

Then, something new comes along! Full keyboard phones! Now tu can type on your phone with as much ease as typing on a computer! And yet, it seems people continue to use their special little pre-cave men style of writing, even though it's no longer necessary. However, in their minds, it has probably already become necessary, as they need it simply because it's easier than speaking English, or, because of the improved speed at which they can crank out meaningless garble with their new...
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Opinion by GoldnSnitch_96 posted hace más de un año
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Ok, this is for all the obsessed Beliebers out there. Justin is going to die. Maybe not literally, but at least metaphorically. This kid has managed to make it to the parte superior, arriba in a very short amount of time, with little talent. His fame is purley hype, eventually u deluded Beliebers will realise that there is nothing that special about this kid. My bajo playing uncle has más musical talent than he does, but, he isnt a teenager with stupid hair, so he dosent get the spotlight. JB will be forgotten, he cant live that long off of hype. If he wants to go down as someone famous, he needs to earn it, with REAL talent. Lets take a look through history, shall we?

Ok,Michael Jackson: He was gifted with an amazing voice, and created some super cool moves, and he put so much soul and effort into his work. He will ALWAYS be known, as the king of pop (RIP D: )

Sir Isaac Newton: If it wasn't for this guy, we wouldn't be very far in the world of science. He never ever ever quit working on his theorys, and now, he is reagarded as a genius, its because of him, that modern scientists have a giant to stand on.
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List by Bananaaddict posted hace más de un año
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This lista was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favoritos are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round mesa, tabla was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much tu push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to cachorritos near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a cocina in   France  would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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List by animefreak21 posted hace más de un año
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a misceláneo person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow misceláneo people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a misceláneo person

6. go up to some 1 and say i can hear them the
voices of the dead and they r coming 2 get u

7. go up 2 some 1 misceláneo and say i'm (make up something)i no where u live and i'm going 2 get u
then start 2 walk away and laugh creepy but very loud

8. go up 2 a little kid and say your my new
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Article by merlinfanatic posted hace más de un año
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four preguntas to determine the level of your intellect.
Your respuestas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: tu are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are tu now?

Answer:
If tu answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. tu overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the siguiente pregunta try not to be so dumb.
2 : If tu overtake the last runner, what position are tu now in?

Answer:
If tu answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can tu over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. tu would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes o use a calculator, and remember your respuestas must be instantaneous.
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List by animefreak21 posted hace más de un año
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i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from hetalia and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like l from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a pregunta u reply pasta

6. change your name every día @ school and when your teacher o some 1 else calls u por your real name say that's not my name and if they continue ignore them

7. replace all their dry erase board markers with marcador permanente sharpie o other non-eraseable markers

8. cosplay as sebastian and say yes master every time some 1 asks u a question

9. cosplay as other misceláneo characters and act like them

10. cosplay as some one different every día and force people 2 call u por that character o person's name
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Article by JonasLuver1 posted hace más de un año
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Why Guys amor Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss tu ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though tu both know she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. How their hand always seems to find ours
13. The way they smile
14. The way tu feel when tu see her name on the caller id after you’ve had a big fight
15. The way she says “let’s not fight anymore” even though tu know an hora later…
16. They way they kiss tu when you’ve done something nice for her
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List by amberhead4378 posted hace más de un año
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment o building o highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the día and they arent making any noise
5.go to safeway and try to get the manager to give tu a free jar of maní, cacahuete butter
6.TP a mcdonalds in the middle of the night
7.watch some washed out disney mostrar like hannah montana mute it and do voice overs
8.go to school and act like tu are best friends with your least favorito! person in the school
9.make a retarted lista like this one
10.walk straight for as long as tu can and if anyone ask say your walking to where the sidewalk ends and make your eye twitch and then start laughing hystericaly.
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Opinion by darktheheghog posted hace más de un año
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings ripped. while they were all talking they didnt notice that the Teddy oso, oso de was distroying everything in the backyard it did an Evil laugh as it kept distroying what it saw in sight.

Tina was still kinda mad that someone trashed her room like this she just couldnt believe that who ever would do this would just trash her room "ok we need to find a way to see who this could be" Peter dicho Jenni and Tina nodded their head agreeing with Peter then all of a sudden they heard an Evil laugh "hey did tu guys hear that" Jenni dicho while looking outside "yeah i heard it why does it...
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List by ivanovic posted hace más de un año
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If u like K-pop I'm sure u'll enjoy some of my clubs, so if u like any of them plz registrarse :)

You've Fallen For Me /Heartstrings a drama staring Park Shin Hye & Jung Yong Hwa:
link

HITT a new Korean band:
link

NichKhun from 2PM:
link

Kim Junsu from 2PM:
link

MBLAQ members:
1-Yang Seung Ho:
link
2- Thunder:
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Article by paloma97ppb posted hace más de un año
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colores on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. tu will spend the día assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the cine because tu have to see the full lista of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb o without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the cachemir, paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what tu have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. tu never know if it is really an original o a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
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