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posted by itchygum
I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... comentario on this articulo if it made u laugh... fan this articulo if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and fan me if I made tu laugh
posted by pure-angel
    Time and el espacio are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou amor life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while tu try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If tu want time, tu must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend tu take care of the minutos and...
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posted by Trainofdoom
Well this seems to be necessary for all those who were greatly appalled por the amount of hetalia on the misceláneo spot.

We were just having a little fun. We meant no harm.
If tu watched hetalia you'd understand. Us fangirls are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZY.

So I'd like to apologize to all those who were, offended, injured, saddened, sickened, o killed por our activities.

We are truly sorry.



Hasta la pastas, pasta :D




We will be back.......


Hungary, out.
1.Beauty:
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips por Experts From L'Oréal Paris
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2.if tu have a certain style for makeup i will try to lista as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.


3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend oro aceituna, oliva brown o beige.For lips tu should use a light peachy o coral color if not tu can wear your favorito! chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer o tinted moisturizer if tu dont have a tinted moisturizer than tu can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably...
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Minuets after the ritual the door campana rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and más but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the sofá Miki sat down siguiente to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition o not?" Edgar said...
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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired o cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using tu to make someone jealous
8.if tu have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with tu if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Okay, I don't even like acting, but I joined anyways.
It started out well. We did a cheer, and got a tour. I was a bit sleepy but everything went well.
Audition día was nerve-wracking, though. I don't even know what we auditioned for.
Classes were fun. I got to meet different people, and the teachers were nice. The ciriculum was good, and I got to do many different things.
I had 2 art classes (regular and mask making), 1 scene study, 1 playwriting, and 1 improv class. The regular art classes were easy, while the mask making, was a challenge, because I SUCK at clay. Playwriting was reasonable, but...
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posted by shutyourface
hello people of fanpop

i was thinking i like bananas and sheep's but
instead of escritura loads of different articles
i should just write a big story o a diary about
it

now this is were i need you
i and stuck on ideas and is in desperate help
of well ideas!

please write your ideas and become a fan
of me and my articulo so tu can tell me your
respuestas whenever

thankyou and
PLEASE
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
I thought I’d share with tu all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the cine and leave me inicial all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. más and más were seeping through until the whole...
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posted by chocopockyninja
Hello, resintly in my neighbor capucha, campana a dog was shot in the head por a police officer. This happend when the family left there perros in the gradge, with the door open. The perros tried to get into the house and when they finally did, it triggered the alarm system in the house automaticly notifying the police. When an officer got to the house, the gradge door was open. So he got his gun out thinking there was someone inside. Like a robber o rapest o something. When he approached the house, two perros came out. One ran towards him barking. The officer, out of fright shot the dog. Not just in the paw...
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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I más than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two panqueques, tortitas over.

Ashley loved the sent of panqueques, tortitas in the morning.

When the panqueques, tortitas were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading tu to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, tu can't lose!!!!!!!









2. tu just KNOW his fangirls are gonna registrarse your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give tu an advantage!!!!!!! tu can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF tu WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
1)read something over and over that tu thing that think is funny that tu o someone publicado on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before tu go to school, work, cherch o when your at inicial i just got pardo, dun lectura a 100 times over what i publicado on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your día off right
posted by sakurahanazono
1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending tu have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if tu get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first o else they might figure it out.



I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended o if tu get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
posted by 90sfan
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call tu since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom dicho tu couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never dicho I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there tu are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY o NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for tu FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
Feel free to add some suggestions o reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The animación is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get más caricaturas like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual pregunta dado on a universidad of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer por one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile increíble
Passion unsustainable
My corazón beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my corazón is división, split in two
Every thought I ever had about tu are buzzing in my head
I pray one día i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
besar your lips
I hope one día tu dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart