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List by bvbmary15 posted hace más de un año
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you.
I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that muro over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime tu passed by, just so I could stare at tu a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but tu owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
tu look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do tu have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Fan fiction by cubsfanjoe13 posted hace más de un año
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I thought about using actual minor gods, but I could not find any, so I made some up.
Prane
Prane was good at disguises. Walking down Fifth Avenue, he was wearing mortal clothes and walking like a mortal. Quickly. To the Empire State Building. Olympus. He zoned out, looking at peoples auras that tell what they are. He saw two people with a little bit of one of the gods blood in them. Maybe their ancestors were demigods. Then he saw the demigod, who was maybe in his early twenties. He realized that they were brothers at that moment. They were both children of Ares, although Prane was a full god. He turned to him and whispered the Ares cabina at Camp Half-Blood’s secret contraseña to see the weapons room. The guy turned and stared. “Are tu a god, an older demigod, o a current one,” he asked. “I’m a full god,” I replied. “Although I am only a minor one.” “Who is your mom?” he asked. “Aphrodite,” he was getting really annoying now. “But she is married to hephaest… oh.” He walked away from the annoying demigod. Prane turned his sense back on. Instantly, he picked up two minor gods walking in front of him! “What!!!” They turned around....
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Article by surbhi-sm10 posted hace más de un año
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A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is más time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh más to hide the unspoken sadness

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Perfect pearl:

Rememeber that no one will understand tu perfectly in life

Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it...

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Article by purplepep4 posted hace más de un año
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i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache tu should of! tu want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz tu don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and tu don't! i need to go to my interview now if tu like tu can stick around.
person 1: so how much do tu like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till siguiente año so.....idk!
person 1:come on tu got to know!
me: no i don't!
person 2: so what kind of mustache are tu going to wear siguiente year?
person 1: yeah! and what color is it going to be?
me: (sweating worring about the anwser)IDK!
person2: ok, then....
me: (over reacting)STOP ASKIN ME QUEATIONS AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
person 1 & person 2 run out of the house.
that was a sucky interview they wounldn't stop asking me questions!(i thought i was going to die!)
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Think of a letter between A and W.



















Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.



























Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
























Think of an animal that begins with that letter.



Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.

























Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animales name
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Article by Irk_Invader_Eve posted hace más de un año
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AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced por the distant thunder of a war
o the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries tu invite me in
I am the betrayal tu could not have seen
The killer tu thought tu knew
One día I will be your mother o your father o your friend
Another día I will be your neighbor, o perhaps I'll work through you
There are monsters hiding in your closet
There are ghosts beneath your bed
The dream tu feared was real
Was real
These are gifts to tu from me
I amor tu in my little way
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Hide in the el maletero, tronco of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell misceláneo things out of your car window at misceláneo people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to fecha her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at siguiente left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at tu wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and play Uno o another card game in the furniture department.

Bring your pescado to school and carry it around the whole día and kiss it when someone says your name.

Open every door tu see ( even car doors ).

Take a walk on the busiest calle in your neighborhood and pose like Power Rangers at every car.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1. Why don't tu go hump a teddy o something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some más if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION más MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)




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Opinion by precious211 posted hace más de un año
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Phrases tu have probably heard/said in tu life from various popular songs. Winner of who dicho the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t tu ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why tu asking all them questions?
tu seem so innocent…….
Life’s what tu make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
Swag.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never dicho that. Except if tu were lesbo*
tu don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
amor the way tu lie.
tu build me up, tu break me down.
I wish nothing but the best for you.
Am tired of running, let’s stop for a minute.
Am never goanna change my mind.
Am never goanna amount to much.
Chances are one in a million.
Start the party.
I like it like that.
Chilling with the radio on.
I hear the voice in my head.
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Opinion by Irk_Invader_Eve posted hace más de un año
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Are there even true friendship until now?
por Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives tu happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he o she will never turn his o her back on you...... o betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on tu and stick its self to greed.

tu cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
tu can never again.

He/she will leave tu disappointed and let tu down.

Why should tu look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When tu have God with his amor all wrapped around you.
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Fan fiction by AngelicaPickles posted hace más de un año
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my house i usally normal and heres me
I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my cama realizing it was a dream.



-Offical Angelica Pickles
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.people excpect tu to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your friends get jelious when tu hang with other people.


3.more people then tu think hate tu and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about tu behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put tu with your friends because tu talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but más then 90% of them are just hanging out with tu because your popular.


8.If your a popular girl and tu have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling tu a slut.



9.If your a popular boy and tu have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if tu had a good friend and then tu became popular they might stop hanging out with tu because they think there not good enough.
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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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[b]
In jealousy there is más of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most amargo, amargos of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage
Jealousy is always born with love, but does not always die with it.
FranÁois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that amor is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.
Paul Eldridge
Jealousy, that dragon which slays amor under the pretense of keeping it alive.
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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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[b] Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. amor yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill learned over time so that, like a well-trained athlete, one makes the right moves, usually without much reflection.
Robert C. Solomon
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.
Cardinal De Retz
tu may be deceived if tu trust too much, but tu will live in torment if tu don't trust enough.
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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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[b]Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, o mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, o that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid.
Edgar Allan Poe
Good grammar develops over time, so relax and put down the red pen. Kids need to make mistakes in escritura to mover toward correctness. They freeze up if they think you'll pounce on every error. tu want your daughters to keep writing, since this is the best way for them to develop strong usage skills.
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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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The scholar does not consider oro and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain o freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its corazón the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise.
Hannah Arendt
Loyalty cannot be too liberally insisted upon. Altruism in nature remains an exception. It poses a puzzle, being in prima facie conflict with the survival of the fittest and most selfish.
Peter Birks
Loyalty is a fine quality, but in excess it fills political graveyards.
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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tu may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think taco campana is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently misspell your own name.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.

...it takes tu two hours to watch 60 minutes.
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until tu find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system tu need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR o HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK el espacio
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software, which should be in the form of either a 3.5-inch floppy diskette o a CD-ROM, located inside a sealed envelope that says:
LICENSING AGREEMENT:
por breaking this seal, the user hereinafter agrees to abide por all the terms and conditions of the following agreement that nobody ever reads, as well as the Geneva Convention and the U.N. Charter and the Secret Membership Oath of the Benevolent Protective Order of the Elks and such other terms and conditions, real and...
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the título - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where tu need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn por the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something tu wear on the playa - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number tu have to memorize - 7

Something tu do before going to cama - Sleep

Something tu put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green - Shed

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something tu might be allergic to - Skiing

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish tu were a door so I could slam tu all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do tu work for UPS? I thought I saw tu checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted cama Thrasher: have tu seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and tu can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish tu were a poni, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride tu all día long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how tu look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings o the stairway to heaven?
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what tu want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time tu downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some imágenes and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find imágenes and awards, find 5 of them that tu like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do. ~ 15 minutes.
8. View the fuente of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there. ~ 4 hours.
9. vista previa your Web page using the Web Authoring software. ~ 1 minute.
10. Try to horizontally line up two related imágenes ~ 6 hours.
11. Remove one of the images. ~ 10 seconds.
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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DEMENTED POEMS

rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits

rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter

rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down

rosas are groovy
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to tu as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If tu are the phone company, I already sent the money. If tu are my parents, please send money. If tu are my financial aid institution, tu didn't lend me enough money. If tu are my friends, tu owe me money. If tu are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4. Hi. Now tu say something.

5. Hi, I'm not inicial right now, but my answering machine is, so tu can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?

7. Hello! If tu leave a message, I'll call tu soon. If tu leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!

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List by AngelFaceBarbie posted hace más de un año
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This is my parte superior, arriba 14 fave sayings and frases :) Enjoy xx

14. tu got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when mora, blackberry and manzana, apple where just frutas -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in amor when tu cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr Seuss
7.Logic will get tu from A to B. Imagination will take tu everywhere. -Albert Einstein
6.Im not a fighter por nature, but if i believe in something, i stand up for it - Justin Bieber
5.My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected -Anna M Uhlich
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one día he he cme back to school it looked like a normal día but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal día but when the campana rang for clas he got a 44 fuego arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so tu let that be a lesson for tu if tu had not teased him he would have been fine who knows tu could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
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