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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until tu find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system tu need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR o HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK el espacio
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software, which should be in the form of either a 3.5-inch floppy diskette o a CD-ROM, located inside a sealed envelope that says:
LICENSING AGREEMENT:
por breaking this seal, the user hereinafter agrees to abide por all the terms and conditions of the following agreement that nobody ever reads, as well as the Geneva Convention and the U.N. Charter and the Secret Membership Oath of the Benevolent Protective Order of the Elks and such other terms and conditions, real and...
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the título - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where tu need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn por the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something tu wear on the playa - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number tu have to memorize - 7

Something tu do before going to cama - Sleep

Something tu put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green - Shed

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something tu might be allergic to - Skiing

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish tu were a door so I could slam tu all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do tu work for UPS? I thought I saw tu checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted cama Thrasher: have tu seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and tu can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish tu were a poni, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride tu all día long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how tu look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings o the stairway to heaven?
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what tu want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time tu downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some imágenes and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find imágenes and awards, find 5 of them that tu like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do. ~ 15 minutes.
8. View the fuente of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there. ~ 4 hours.
9. vista previa your Web page using the Web Authoring software. ~ 1 minute.
10. Try to horizontally line up two related imágenes ~ 6 hours.
11. Remove one of the images. ~ 10 seconds.
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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DEMENTED POEMS

rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits

rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter

rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down

rosas are groovy
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to tu as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If tu are the phone company, I already sent the money. If tu are my parents, please send money. If tu are my financial aid institution, tu didn't lend me enough money. If tu are my friends, tu owe me money. If tu are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4. Hi. Now tu say something.

5. Hi, I'm not inicial right now, but my answering machine is, so tu can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?

7. Hello! If tu leave a message, I'll call tu soon. If tu leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!

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List by AngelFaceBarbie posted hace más de un año
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This is my parte superior, arriba 14 fave sayings and frases :) Enjoy xx

14. tu got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when mora, blackberry and manzana, apple where just frutas -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in amor when tu cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr Seuss
7.Logic will get tu from A to B. Imagination will take tu everywhere. -Albert Einstein
6.Im not a fighter por nature, but if i believe in something, i stand up for it - Justin Bieber
5.My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected -Anna M Uhlich
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one día he he cme back to school it looked like a normal día but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal día but when the campana rang for clas he got a 44 fuego arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so tu let that be a lesson for tu if tu had not teased him he would have been fine who knows tu could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
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Article by Phyrasa_Fire posted hace más de un año
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North, where the fires burn...
West, where the trio beckons...
East, inicial for the spirits...
South, for freezing waters...


If tu say this at the parte superior, arriba of a blurb for a book, would tu be interested enough to read on and then perhaps BUY the book?

I'm just wondering, coz I made this up and I thought it sounded cool, in a bookish way.

Also, what do they make tu think of?

What I mean is, if tu only read this, what would tu think the book was about?

Ignore my paragraphing, I know it isn't good.
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Opinion by Invincible321 posted hace más de un año
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Everyone strives to be beautiful. But, honestly, what is beautiful? Beautiful used to be someone who was loving, who was caring and had a beautiful heart. Someone who told the truth but never hurt others. Someone who never got caught up in gossip o drama. Someone who, no matter what was happening in their life, was always there for someone else who had it worse. Now, beauty has big boobs, is stick-thin and wears 5 lbs. of make up. Now, beautiful is someone who has name-brand clothes, the best phone and tons of friends. Beautiful is a 'perfect' body. Beautiful is photo-shopped long lashes and clear skin. Now, beauty doesn't matter what's on the inside. I wish we could all go back to when beautiful was our moms sitting on the sofá with us in pajamas, no make up, when we were five. I miss those days. This is a sick, messed up world. And I can't stand it.
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Opinion by justingurl99 posted hace más de un año
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I have a dream of a scene between the green hills
Clouds pull away and the sunlight's revealed
People don't talk about keeping it real
It's understood that they actually will
And intoxicated and stimulated emcees
Staring in the trees, paranoid, are gone in the breeze
Watch them flee, hip-hop hits
Take a walk with me and what you'll see
Is a land where the sand is made up of crushed up wax
And the sky beyond tu is krylon blue
And everybody speaks in a dialect of rhyme
And emcees have left materialism behind them
Meanwhile I just grip my mic
And hope me and my team make it through alright
Because say what tu will, and say what tu might
But don't ignore who it's for at the end of the night

[CHORUS]
Because this is dedicated to the kids
Dedicated to wherever música lives
Dedicated to those tired of the same ol' same
And dedicated to the people advancin' the game
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Opinion by Hermione7 posted hace más de un año
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I am a different girl
I am the girl that reads and loves school
I am the girl that doesn't give a s**t about gossip
I am the girl that wears her beat up yellow convereses on dates
I am a girl that doesn't need a guy
I am a girl with high hopes
I am a girl who loves things like Harry Potter and The
Big Bang Theory and is proud of it.
I am girl who;instead of having posters of Robert Pattinson up her room has a poster of Marie Curie
I am a girl who goes to Comic-Con and loves it.
I am a girl who is a memeber of the lgbt club at my school and is Straight
I am a girl who stands up and speaks her mind
I am a girl who is herself and loves herself.
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List by TheBreeze posted hace más de un año
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por a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much más successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward o Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
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Fan fiction by britishboy posted hace más de un año
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as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed tu can stay and use your powers to Erase tu when tu wanna come down tu cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
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Guide by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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BLACK: black is protection but can also be anger of someone else o yourself.

BLUE: blue is calming and emotional color that can be used in good times and bad times.

BROWN: brown is the earth and being close to nature and being close to others feelings.

GREEN: Green is a beauty and understanding of others choices and what happens in your mind.


GREY: grey serenity and silence of being at peace with your problem.

ORANGE: naranja is change and moving adelante, hacia adelante with your life and letting go of the people that have hurt tu in the past.

PINK: rosado, rosa is universal amor o self-love
and loving of of the people around tu and having respect in yourself.

PURPLE: purple is understanding and tolerance of others and the things tu havn't found out:

RED: red is energy and being strong enough to change for the better o for the worst.

YELLOW: yellow is Being able to understand yourself and what your feelings are even though your understanding of things changes all the time.
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Opinion by victoria7011 posted hace más de un año
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GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do tu sleep in your bra? No but I have done it por mistake.
2. Does your dad know tu like boys yet? Yep
3. Do tu enjoy drama? Yeah its alright.
4. Are tu a girly girl? No.
5. Small o large purses? Small
6. Are tu short? Im average height
7. Do tu like somebody? I only like celebs atm
8. Do tu care if your socks are dirty? Not really
9. Do tu like Halloween? Its boring
10. Are tu double jointed? No
11. Where is the weirdest place tu have slept? On the floor
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Hmm no
14. Do tu call anybody por their last name? No
15. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? I dont have a scooby.

GIRLS BE HONEST...
16.What colour is tu bra? Black
17. Do tu prefer light o dark haired guys? Hmm light
18. Are tu currently frustrated with a boy? Nope
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Opinion by KataraLover posted hace más de un año
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A week hace I made an articulo of my 20 favorito! animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articulo for my 10 least favorito! animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let tu know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comentario on what tu think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate her. I think she's just really useless! Also I have to say she's REALLY stupid! She really didn't know what a baby was? I mean come on, she was like at least 16-18 in human perspective at the time. Shouldn't she know what a baby was por than? Also she really thought she could trust an alligator to help her get the muzel off? She actually put her head in his mouth? That's not being naive that's called being stupid! She wasn't lacking streetsmarts she was lacking common sense! Plus and I know this is debateable she actually had sex with...
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Article by Thecharliejay posted hace más de un año
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vampiros From Around the World


por Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed had been feeding.

It must have been a disturbing sight.


Africa



In Southern Ghana, the Ashanti people tell of the the sasabonsam o asanbosam, which drinks human blood and clings to the branches of trees with iron talons. Another African vampire myth is that of the adze, a creature that takes the form of a firefly and sucks human blood. After it sucks their blood, the victim falls ill and dies. This myth is probably based on malaria infested mosquitos. Myths about the adze belong to...
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Article by mintymidget210 posted hace más de un año
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Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak tu out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that tu actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.

2.) siguiente to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers tu want

3.) siguiente to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.

4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like friends o family.) siguiente to 4, 5, & 6.

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Opinion by victoria7011 posted hace más de un año
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Well hey!This is a lista of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing tu say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other misceláneo things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song tu know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to ALL the time.

10.Whisper to a pen/pencil whenever they ask tu something and make the pen/pencil tell the answer.

11.Pluck there hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

12.Moo when they say your name.
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List by koolamelia posted hace más de un año
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1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his tocino, bacon to a 10 año old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic tu have to dial 62442 to get in the visitors entrance. This spells out Magic.

7. J.K Rowling nearly put Dudley with a magical child but decided that no magical blood would have survived contact with the Dursley's DNA.

8. The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 45 years old.

9. J.K Rowling took an online Sorting Hat examen and it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
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News by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim to be AMS certified.
-Surprise old friend's por visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
-Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that tu didn't really save them any money.
-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
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News by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod o something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the comida sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether tu can get a CD that tu know they dont have and ask really annoying preguntas about why they dont have the CD tu want

7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.

8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"

9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
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Fan fiction by Android_21 posted hace más de un año
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights por Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 año old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the naranja calle lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a escritorio from her school. Apolla looked around even más and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in my classroom this late at nigh-" she started to say, but quickly shuteded up when she heard the rustle of footsteps near the corner of the classroom.

As dim as Apolla was, though, she had enough common sense and was smart enough to keep still and quiet at the sound. The noise that she had heard continued, and it was followed por the disgusting stench of rotten flesh and putrid odor of chunky liquid falling and hitting the smooth surface of the classroom's floor. The sound seemed to be getting closer and closer to Apolla....
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