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Fan fiction by 16falloutboy posted hace más de un año
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Patrick Stump: Dani?
Dani Benson: Yes?
Patrick Stump: tu and me are gonna have a good time together tonight ;)
Dani Benson: Billie help me! Oh wait I don’t trust tu to help me, Gerard help me!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Wha….you don’t trust me to do anything
Dani Benson: Yeah and I’d like to keep it that way
Billie Joe Armstrong: ………………
Dani Benson: XP
Patrick Stump: -rolls eyes-
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Dani Benson: Billie, get in your corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: No!
Dani Benson: Get in your corner and think about what you’ve done!
Billie Joe Armstrong: I am gonna plot my revenge on….
Dani Benson: Get in your fucking corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Alright I’m going!!
Dani Benson: tu better be going in that corner
Billie Joe Armstrong: -hides in corner-
Dani Benson: :)
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Gerard Way: Guess what?
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List by chillyneon posted hace más de un año
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell tu a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told tu to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If tu die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camisa, camiseta on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If tu are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some misceláneo guy/girl = Is this asiento empty?
tu = Yes and this one will be too if tu sit here.

I'll write más soon!!!

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Opinion by XxKeithHarkinxX posted hace más de un año
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6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the corazón one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do tu know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on people
7:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
link
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Opinion by Jasonfan44 posted hace más de un año
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It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times más likely to get struck por lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions perros can make: 100

7. A caracol can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with más than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world

10. A cucumber is 96% water

11. The longest game of Monopoly played underwater is 45 days

12. Deep breathing gives tu health benefits similar to aerobics

13. England's Stonehenge is 15000 years older than Rome's Colosseum
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List by chillyneon posted hace más de un año
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If tu can read English, tu can cook. For Instance. Basic pan de molde, pan stuffing, melt one third cup of mantequilla in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantequilla on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How tu guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't tu wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = tu got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitarra student.
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Opinion by chillyneon posted hace más de un año
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I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your favoritos it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if tu like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

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Opinion by ts_ilieva posted hace más de un año
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Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel rayo, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted por actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted por Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes film party she hosted last año in collaboration with the UK Independent Film Trust that I met producer Aaron Thomas at frutas District Films who offered me the role of Ravi, the silent assassin in his upcoming movie Dumar. I immediately accepted,” dicho Emmanuel Ray.

“Actress Karyn Louise, who also runs Ruby fotografía London, assisted Aaron during the first shooting schedule of Dumar and introduced me to him. The best thing about these events is that everyone’s connected to everyone through someone that knows someone else - networking at...
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Article by 90sfan posted hace más de un año
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Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every pregunta tu answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every pregunta tu answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and tu answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving tu at 10.See how simple?

1.When tu see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of tu in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let tu go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what tu got in the comments!!!!
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Article by 90sfan posted hace más de un año
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Take this examen to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at inicial and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had bebés on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked tu out of the house...AGAIN.What do tu do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative escritura class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.

6.Your friends Cathy and Yolanda ask tu to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When tu mostrar up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever tu saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.
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Article by 90sfan posted hace más de un año
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first examen I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told tu I could make tu say 256.





OK,if tu dicho to yourself,"No.You dicho tu can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if tu didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
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List by Flutey_Girl96 posted hace más de un año
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Every male human spent the first six to eight weeks in the womb as a female, as the Y chromosome doesn't kick in until then. It is in this time period that breasts begin to develop, which is why men and boys have nipples (I think this may be the same for many mammals, such as dogs).

It took Leonardo da Vinci ten years to perfect Mona Lisa's lips. Also, using x-rays, it was discovered that there are three completely different versions under the Mona Lisa. Another one about this painting: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

There is no oro in the Australian "gold" coin.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

It was mentioned in another articulo that gatos spend 16-18 hours a día sleeping. For 30% of whatever time remains (1.8-2.4 hours), they groom themselves.

A soccer ball that was lost in last year's Japanese tsunami was found washed up on an Alaskan island beach.

A barbie doll is sold somewhere around the world every 3 seconds.
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News by LindsayRae08 posted hace más de un año
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and tu think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, tu SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

tu have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because tu think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
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Article by 16falloutboy posted hace más de un año
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Hardstyle is an electronic dance genre mixing influences from hardtechno, hard house, hard trance, and hardcore. Hardstyle typically consists of a deep, hard-sounding kick drum, intense faded o reversed basslines accompanying the beat, a synth playing a melody, and detuned and distorted sounds.[citation needed] It bears some similarities to hard trance. Many hardcore artists produce hardstyle tracks as well, and many newer Hardstyle tracks are written in tuplet.

History
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Hardstyle takes influence from hard trance, gabber, acid house and Hard House. The Hardstyle scene began in the Netherlands when artists like Dana, Pavo, Darkraver, Luna and The Prophet, who produced hardcore, started experimenting while playing their hardcore records. The first hardstyle events, like Qlubtempo,[1] took place at the end of the 20th century. The first few years of Hardstyle were characterized por a tempo of around 140 BPM, a compressed kick drum sound, a short vocal sample, a screech and the use of a "reverse bass", which can be heard on the offbeat after each kick.
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List by Amaterasu_Sama posted hace más de un año
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1) As soon as tu come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on tu (For a pregunta tu do not know)
3)Girls o boys look at tu and laugh but when tu turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that tu dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when tu yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
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List by bvbmary15 posted hace más de un año
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* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with tu ex when she is not with you, tu might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes o call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it
* Make her laugh
* Let her fall asleep in your arms.
* If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
* If tu care about her, then TELL HER
* Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of her t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) o sweatshirts sprayed with her cologne!! and flores o something...
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List by bvbmary15 posted hace más de un año
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her tu amor her.

5. Call her before tu sleep and after tu wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease tu back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorito! movie with her o her favorito! mostrar even if tu think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. kiss her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at tu crying, the first thing tu say is:
"Who's culo am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.
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List by bvbmary15 posted hace más de un año
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1. “I amor your physique. tu must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and tu will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure tu don’t use this on every segundo guy.2. “Have we met before o do tu have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are tu going to ask me out, o do tu like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when tu are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. tu always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are tu an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
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List by bvbmary15 posted hace más de un año
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you.
I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that muro over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime tu passed by, just so I could stare at tu a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but tu owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
tu look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do tu have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Fan fiction by cubsfanjoe13 posted hace más de un año
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I thought about using actual minor gods, but I could not find any, so I made some up.
Prane
Prane was good at disguises. Walking down Fifth Avenue, he was wearing mortal clothes and walking like a mortal. Quickly. To the Empire State Building. Olympus. He zoned out, looking at peoples auras that tell what they are. He saw two people with a little bit of one of the gods blood in them. Maybe their ancestors were demigods. Then he saw the demigod, who was maybe in his early twenties. He realized that they were brothers at that moment. They were both children of Ares, although Prane was a full god. He turned to him and whispered the Ares cabina at Camp Half-Blood’s secret contraseña to see the weapons room. The guy turned and stared. “Are tu a god, an older demigod, o a current one,” he asked. “I’m a full god,” I replied. “Although I am only a minor one.” “Who is your mom?” he asked. “Aphrodite,” he was getting really annoying now. “But she is married to hephaest… oh.” He walked away from the annoying demigod. Prane turned his sense back on. Instantly, he picked up two minor gods walking in front of him! “What!!!” They turned around....
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Article by surbhi-sm10 posted hace más de un año
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A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is más time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh más to hide the unspoken sadness

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Perfect pearl:

Rememeber that no one will understand tu perfectly in life

Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it...

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Article by purplepep4 posted hace más de un año
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i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache tu should of! tu want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz tu don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and tu don't! i need to go to my interview now if tu like tu can stick around.
person 1: so how much do tu like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till siguiente año so.....idk!
person 1:come on tu got to know!
me: no i don't!
person 2: so what kind of mustache are tu going to wear siguiente year?
person 1: yeah! and what color is it going to be?
me: (sweating worring about the anwser)IDK!
person2: ok, then....
me: (over reacting)STOP ASKIN ME QUEATIONS AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
person 1 & person 2 run out of the house.
that was a sucky interview they wounldn't stop asking me questions!(i thought i was going to die!)
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Think of a letter between A and W.



















Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.



























Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
























Think of an animal that begins with that letter.



Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.

























Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animales name
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Article by Irk_Invader_Eve posted hace más de un año
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AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced por the distant thunder of a war
o the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries tu invite me in
I am the betrayal tu could not have seen
The killer tu thought tu knew
One día I will be your mother o your father o your friend
Another día I will be your neighbor, o perhaps I'll work through you
There are monsters hiding in your closet
There are ghosts beneath your bed
The dream tu feared was real
Was real
These are gifts to tu from me
I amor tu in my little way
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Article by australia-101 posted hace más de un año
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Hide in the el maletero, tronco of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell misceláneo things out of your car window at misceláneo people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to fecha her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at siguiente left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at tu wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and play Uno o another card game in the furniture department.

Bring your pescado to school and carry it around the whole día and kiss it when someone says your name.

Open every door tu see ( even car doors ).

Take a walk on the busiest calle in your neighborhood and pose like Power Rangers at every car.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1. Why don't tu go hump a teddy o something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some más if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION más MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)




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