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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay inicial from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way más active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by pokemonyellow
Love is a mystery, but don’t worry, Sewlock Holmes is on the case!

Holmes remembers his first love…

“Crocheting is not a girly hobby!” dicho Holmes, defending himself against bullies, who were making fun of the crocheting pins and yarns that noodle out of his backpack when they hustled him on his way home.

Earlier that day, Holmes had excitedly packed the scarf he had made for Winnie. She was Holmes’ favorito! person in school. They had bonded together geekily (in Science class), when they were discussing protanopia, and Holmes found out that she was one of the rare girls who had the disease....
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an articulo because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p día was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her clarinete for me to bring inicial on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 campana rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters clarinete out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
posted by shutyourface
well as tu probally know if tu like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. tu have not updated in ages i mean all your fans are waiting for tu to post something really strange and random. and also tu have not metion sheeps o bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i dicho to him, johnny :
who ever created misceláneo is amazing!"

thankyou, thankyou
if tu like my articulo i thank you
if tu would like to fan me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!



Easily an instant classic, and needs más publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his capa tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this lobo senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are tu listening to right now? – See No más – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing tu ate? – crunchy gatos (:
6.Last person tu hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person tu talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile o Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast comida :]
11.Do tu want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do tu drink? – No sir(:
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse amor each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A segundo chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting tu to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something tu dicho and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that tu know más than tu actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses consejos to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she dicho that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned por a east coast resident, which was publicado on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank tu for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 segundos AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The siguiente morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her túnica, albornoz and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope tu like them :)
cabina for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I amor loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my naranja mora, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by HaleyDewit
FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on más than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn por the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on más than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by xalexsakurax
one día two normal girls were headed to class when they noticed something,no one was there just those two girls standind in the building called mary lyon,"ok,this is weird"said evelyn,"yeah really weird,ya think we should go maybe its still early"said jacqie "no its not we're right on time and we're not late either"said evelyn a little worried,"sooo...does that mean we can go home"said jacqie in a cheerful voice,"of course i dont want to be here i rather be in a más exciting place,maybe in a place were we can battle and be 17 years old and have powers"evelyn said,"yeah that would be awesome...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: Just something misceláneo that happened about a año hace that I felt like escritura down. Then again, pretty much everything I write is something misceláneo that I felt like escritura down. Anyway, enjoy!

My dad works as a computer designer/programmer/whatever. The important thing is, it has to do with computers. And whenever a new company hires him, they give him a new laptop to work on (he has about three working ones right now. Maybe four. I'm not sure.). Once upon a time, a long, long time hace (about three years), my dad worked for some guys down in New York (we live in Nova Scotia, Canada) and,...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice o Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, tu will be on the Nice lista forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, tu will be on the naughty lista until tu send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever tu believe in], the place where he decides if tu should stay with him o go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope tu like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first articulo i put on here so plz comentario , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know tu amy not understand
but if tu can
please understand
I see tu underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would tu say? take this away
If i told tu how i feel, would it be real o is this all fake??

Chourus: your amor is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, tu just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

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posted by kitkat709477
I'll say it once
And just because I like tu so much
I'll say it again
But I hope the message sinks in real quick
Because my grip is loosening
And I'm about to slip
I was walking so gracefully
But then tu walked into my life and I'm about to trip

Never pretended
Never lied to you
I was me the whole time
Never dicho I was someone I wasn't
I have my problems
And I have my issues
And my insecurities
And my addictions
My solutions
And I know what works for me
And I know what's best for me
You don't
And quite frankly dear
I don't think tu know me all that well either
And looking at tu now
I'm not so sure if you're...
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