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The following dumb laws are, o were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before tu go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if tu bail off and do something stupid o try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are tu doing?", say, "What are tu doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the sofá until tu give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope tu enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
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amor and Marriage:

"If falling in amor is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where tu have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow o something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how tu smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned por their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their inicial in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded por mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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1. tu can do whatever tu damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between tu and the people in front of tu while waiting in line.
Every time tu pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind tu in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let tu off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, o pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artículos on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an articulo about reasons why tu should do pointe
1. tu get to be taller
2. tu can use them in self defense
3. tu can... what tu don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 hora Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the...
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with tu a few websites online that tu can diseño characters! tu all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, o just in your mind, and here are some websites where tu can diseño their appearance! o tu could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, o make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is por far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically tu use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by Quirnechia
más people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If tu sneeze too hard, tu can fracture a rib. If tu try to suppress a sneeze, tu can rupture a blood vessel in your head o neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are más likely to be struck por lightning than to be eaten por a shark.
You are más likely to be infected by...
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This articulo is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be más than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've dicho here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...
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posted by australia-101
 Skittles vodka
Skittles Vodka
Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of vodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles dulces (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of vodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if tu plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter o extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel o strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the colores of Skittles that tu want to flavor the vodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is lima, cal if tu are using original Skittles,...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the año on his pickup camioneta, van but when I did not see him for over a año I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.
posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys amor and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrando affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? gatos have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking tu as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelaje, piel after being petted? Either the cat is getting...
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"Sometimes tu wanna give up cause tu dont think that tu can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, mover on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside tu hurts, tu just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when tu think tu had all tu can take, just stick up your head and know that tu will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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Ya know, having watched a lot of cine in reciente time, I have come to realize that my attention span is short. I mean, it’s way better than when I was a kid, but it still takes a lot for me to pay attention to a film, even ones I like. I amor cine like Miller’s Crossing and It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but sheesh, two and a half hours. Great movie, highly recommend it, but I am not comfortable sitting in one spot for too long. But when a movie really grips me, really gets me, and I want to see it fully, I will pause it, go and do something else, and come right back, rather than...
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tu all know me. I amor me some Skullgirls. I amor me some 2nd and 3rd Encore. I amor those animations and combos and characters, and I was always happy to see what Lab Zero would do next. And low and behold, after another fundraiser, we get news of another indie game por them, another visually impressive game known as Indivisible. Everything got me excited. The character design, the music, the intro that was animated por Titmouse and Studio Trigger. The entire game looked beautiful and got me excited. I waited for a full año for the game to get ready, and I paid the full forty dollar price...
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