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Guide by fanfly posted hace más de un año
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A while back I wrote an articulo about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

tu will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint comprar Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
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the Size of Your icono Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell tu how many iconos I've seen that have been botched because they were incorrectly sized.
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Article by eslisle4254 posted hace más de un año
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why tu have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail tu out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting siguiente to tu sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else tu cried...just laugh about it with tu in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks tu to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has tu on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave tu behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
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List by dylin1 posted hace más de un año
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Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT tu
1. Are tu single?
Yeah.

2. Are tu happy about that?
no

3. Are tu bored?
YES

4. Are tu sad?
Nah.

5. Are tu Italian?
No...

6. Are tu pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are tu cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are tu Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favorito! color:
black,white,blue,purple,red.

10. Left o right handed:
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Opinion by msfit39 posted hace más de un año
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1. Every día at school is the same
2. tu never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. tu are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. tu would like to think that people notice o even think about tu but tu are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. tu worry people will write nasty comentarios on your fanpop articulo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all tu do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When tu only really have like 3 friends at school and 2 of them are also your twin sisters friends
8. When teachers dont like tu because tu are so awkward
9. tu always look messy and ugly
10. People expect tu to be loud and ghetto because your black
11. tu stick out in a bad way because your not
12. Other black people dont like tu because your not
13. At school strangers always give tu dirty looks for no reason
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Opinion by ImBooOK posted hace más de un año
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Some stuff me and 3 of my friends did at various places.
1. While at wal-mart i ran into a group of guys and told them "Are girls supposed to shave their p****s?" and when they answered i go, "MOM! THEY dicho YEAH" my one friend patted misceláneo people on the back saying "nice to meet ja joe!" and we shook all the pop cans and stuck gummy worms in the condom part of the store. stuck condoms in the middle of the isles of various child sections. and bought fake blood from the halloween isle and splattered them in every toilet in the mens restroom toilets (had our guy friend walk in there, fyi)
2. while ordering from the drive thru at mcdonalds we asked for hambergurgers with cheese and fries on it. then asked for cupcakes. we waited but they never came out so we sort of left and forgot to go back:/ then we took pads, and stuck them inside mailboxs adressed to Ms.Piggy. (i wasnt here for this sadly)
3. wrote letters to all our teachers backwards.
4. ran around meijer going "OH GOD THEY estola MY KIDNEY" and "I FOUND THE CONDOMS tu WANTED DAD!"
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Guide by MylilPony posted hace más de un año
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NOTICE: THESE WILL NOT WORK IF tu DO NOT PRESS
ALT AT ALL TIMES WINDOWS ONLY IF NOT WINDOWS COPY FROM facebook ONLY RIGHT SIDE NUMBERS
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Thank you! if tu want to continue please visit
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Opinion by holly-cow-noooo posted hace más de un año
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Crying

I know I promised I'd never make tu cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to tu whatever tu need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see tu cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me amor tu and I'll hold tu tight.

I'll do anything tu want to make tu proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I amor tu to much to see tu cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One más time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For tu are the love, I will forever miss.
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Opinion by holly-cow-noooo posted hace más de un año
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Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I amor tu Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't amor you
You'll find someone else
Who loves tu too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't amor you
You'll find someone else
Who loves tu too"

In their twenties
They met again
They laughed about
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Opinion by JaseKS posted hace más de un año
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50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave tu all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.

21) Torture a árbol infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an ant.

24) Dont wear pants to school.

25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.

26)Eat a cannible.

27) Be at inicial when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
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Opinion by totaldramafan96 posted hace más de un año
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Some people on the internet need to grow the fuck up!

The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.

ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.

It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!

And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY pregunta that cunt head has publicado has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!

And i just wanted to let that out.

Sorry for your time,
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List by JaseKS posted hace más de un año
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a cama of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your almohada X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
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Guide by cuteypuffgirl posted hace más de un año
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED por YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying naranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as tu want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend is called Anne, they call her Annelise, if he's called Ted, calling Theodore... Make up something!.
7. Drum on every available surface ALL THE TIME. (including their head!)
8. Set their phone on an alarm at misceláneo times (OR EVERY HOUR!)
9. Ask them if their married, every ten minutes, when they get frustrated and shout at you, tell them, "So am I, buddy, so am I,"
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Opinion by tdiCxTlova18 posted hace más de un año
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i know u guys probably dont care about anything that comes out of my digital mouth but guess what?!............I HAVE AN EXCHANGE STUDENT she's from france! her.name.is.clerve.
but its pronounced "clair-ve" she doesnt know english perfectly but she's doing great! and she got mad at my friend cuz she threw a shoe at her (don't ask) and.she.started.yelling.in.french!!!!
and when we were running around my block (again...) she was petting all the stray cats!!!!!! well........ thats all!!!! @ @
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Review by Sandfire_Paiger posted hace más de un año
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Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an articulo because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p día was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her clarinete for me to bring inicial on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 campana rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters clarinete out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
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Opinion by EppofangirlXD posted hace más de un año
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I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach tu about scruples and drams and pecks in school. (But just so tu know, there are 24 grains to a pennyweight.)

They do try to teach the metric system. But everyone acts like it's some kind of commie thing that only French people o scientists would use. This ignores the fact that everyone else in the whole world is down with it. Even the English, who invented our whack system and then ditched us with it.
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then deny it and say "but I don't have, (someones name has it!" -then point to that person-
9. Say to a MALE teacher "hey isn't Beyounce your girlfriend" then pause and say loudly "wait isn't Beyounce pregnant?!?!"
10. Play zap "with girls, o if u are a boy...) (the game is , tu put a name on someones hand and if they see it before the assigned then they have to ask that person out, give time like lunch, snack etc)
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List by madening_mahem posted hace más de un año
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I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I amor chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority.
I hate how bad the economy is.
I hate hypocrites.
I hate that I'm broke most of the time.
I hate that I'm lazy.
I hate the fact that I HAVE to get my permit and license, which considering the way my bus driver drives, isn't such a bad idea.
I hate school cliques.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted hace más de un año
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well as tu probally know if tu like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. tu have not updated in ages i mean all your fans are waiting for tu to post something really strange and random. and also tu have not metion sheeps o bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i dicho to him, johnny :
who ever created misceláneo is amazing!"

thankyou, thankyou
if tu like my articulo i thank you
if tu would like to fan me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
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Article by Animeanimal posted hace más de un año
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Snow
por animeanimal

Why do tu mock me,
With tu white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While tu are born from that very same horizon.
I taint tu so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
tu are cold and amargo, amargos and so am i,
So why would people amor you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope tu liked it ^^


amor and the dance called life...
por animeanimal

Let us dance my swan,
Let us steal away the night,
For it is ours and ours alone,
Lay your head upon my shoulder and let the rythm of my corazón beat one with yours.
The lights have lowered now and so to has your gaze...What's wrong my love?
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List by AzulFire posted hace más de un año
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hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes por waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers por the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle
of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode
of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip
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Opinion by Thecharliejay posted hace más de un año
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter libros and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from tu (Example: When in a car o an elevator). If tu don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and navidad and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorito! song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their bandeja de entrada with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start canto a Sorting Hat song at misceláneo moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
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Article by Trainofdoom posted hace más de un año
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Well this seems to be necessary for all those who were greatly appalled por the amount of hetalia on the misceláneo spot.

We were just having a little fun. We meant no harm.
If tu watched hetalia you'd understand. Us fangirls are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZY.

So I'd like to apologize to all those who were, offended, injured, saddened, sickened, o killed por our activities.

We are truly sorry.



Hasta la pastas, pasta :D




We will be back.......


Hungary, out.
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List by xxemogirl101xx posted hace más de un año
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For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values o morals

15. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

16. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

17. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
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Opinion by amutokitty posted hace más de un año
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What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that tu can download right onto your computer. My favorito! group of singers. From vocaloids that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that tu almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing songs Vocaloid has to offer. So, here is a lista of every Vocaloid song I know and it's singer!
Trick and Treat - Rin and Len Kagamine
World is Mine - Hatsune Miku
amor is War - Hatsune Miku
Can't I Even Dream? - Hatsune Miku
Judgement of Corruption - KAITO Shion
SPICE! - Len Kagamine
Servant of Evil - Len Kagamine
I'll Give up canto - Len Kagamine
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List by Skittles98 posted hace más de un año
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to mostrar tu the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
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