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Fan fiction by adaug posted hace más de un año
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It was Friday,exactly when Molly got inicial she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She dicho laying down."Molly!I need tu to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly dicho watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly didn't notice."Okay,Now I can nap."Then just as she stepped,She slipped,Elbows hit the ground,Feet smashed against the floor."OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Molly's voice,like a lion in heaven.Then her little brother came in.Molly rose up,and didn't know her brother,Matthew,was there."Would ya be quite!??"He scared Molly,and she bumped her head on the Glass Table."Ow!"She slapped Matthew in the knees.Then he slipped on the water ,too,Causing him to fall on Molly's head,the bad thing was,he was holding a big box of hard,plastic toys.Then...It was all black....
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Article by Misharrypotter posted hace más de un año
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*Gives tu a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minutos hace via Formspring for iOS
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( o better yet tu can kiss me if tu make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a pato behind tu ten miles away and shots at tu but a repeat of last time happens and it hits dicho duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minutos ago( tu got a better change besar me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minutos ago
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WHAT DO tu THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minutos ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that pato is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
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Article by robobot14 posted hace más de un año
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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
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List by kpopeverlasting posted hace más de un año
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Block B Spots:
link
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Infinite Spots:
link
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List by hidan141 posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, tu might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If tu troll, tu will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for tu when tu whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take tu seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape tu with hate if tu say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
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Fan fiction by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove tu to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a corazón lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
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Opinion by TwilightGirl312 posted hace más de un año
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I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other día I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different cine put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comentarios and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames o real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're lectura this and happen to have one of these names. What happened first was Annie left a comentario claiming that the guys from Owl City were gay. Jessica replied and dicho that just because they're an all-male group and sing about fireflies, it doesn't mean they're gay. At this point, Annie completely turned against Jessica and started throwing insults at her. Jessica then tried to defend both Owl City and herself, the whole time trying to be polite and mature and not be mean to Annie. But Annie just kept verbally attacking her, even when Jessica realized the arguement wasn't worth it and tried to get out of...
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Opinion by justingurl99 posted hace más de un año
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"One Word Can Change Your Life...


HOPE"


This is just one saying that i hope will bring joy to people. There are people out there who feel like they've lost it all, like they've gone through so much pain they have nothing left to lose. people want to give up their LIFE just because of the pain.
Please listen to me. The pain should not win, it should lose. tu need to fight back, tu need to be able to throw the pain away in the trash!
Almost every single person in this world is going through some kind of pain. No matter how big o small the pain is, we need to fight it!
Come and hold my hand everyone! We will fight it together!
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, tu have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" por Black-Eyed Peas is the parte superior, arriba selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

besar is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional baseball players pee on their hands to improve their grip

According to FBI guidelines, men cannot be victims of rape

The first internet buscar engine was created in 1990

tu can always see your nose; your brain just ignores it
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News by zutaradragon posted hace más de un año
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 año sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would have had him serving 10-45 years. Nally refused, apparently willing to take his chances with a jury.

Nally’s former girlfriend, Jessica Sellers, is expected to testify. She told police that he had held her captive for two months in his inicial at 1855 Orchard Lane, New Cumberland W.Virginia where he physically and sexually abused her, and terrorized her por killing twenty nine pets that he had obtained from “Free to good home” classified ads. She told police that he frequently forced her to hold the perros and cachorritos while he killed them, and in other...
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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There is one place that i would be i stare at tu then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being tu has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if tu stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black o blue my corazón is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who tu say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
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Article by anime7reality posted hace más de un año
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All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....


The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" o "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
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List by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an elefante she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A plátano is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the...
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News by anime7reality posted hace más de un año
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Advice: So... I hope that tu are not eating o tu just ate because tu are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my escritorio and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates dicho that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came siguiente to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It eperlano like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell tu that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...

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Article by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall muro of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops,could tu kick that back over here, please?"
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.



i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one segundo o más time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hace más de un año
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern día issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). amor o hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years hace were blacks dado the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married o adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
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Article by gurlygurl123 posted hace más de un año
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Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
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but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
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Article by Gangster-Girl posted hace más de un año
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a cama of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your almohada X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
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Fan fiction by klaine_forever posted hace más de un año
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Article by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do tu know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorito! Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barco he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Opinion by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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Why Did the Chicken cruzar, cruz the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not cruzar, cruz the road with THAT chicken. What do tu mean por chicken? Could tu define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cruzar, cruz roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cruzar, cruz roads without having their motives called into question.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do tu spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have tu had any job...experience?"He dicho taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonada stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."

1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I dicho running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I dicho waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom dicho lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing tu know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our...
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Opinion by amy36y posted hace más de un año
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nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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Yup. título says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
cruzar, cruz My corazón and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell tu I amor You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal Rising...in my pants.
Shoot Him if He Runs...in my pants.
Genius...in my pants.
For Hearing People Only...in my pants.
Brotherhood of Warriors...in my pants.
Where the Red helecho Grows...in my pants.
Rascal...in my pants.
Into the Wild...in my pants.
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