Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make tu wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One día I got to thinking about where my favoritos might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France o Italy o possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as más of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a más passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a caja, cajón de from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops siguiente to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help tu unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three más crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...

Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm escritura this articulo in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the parte superior, arriba 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? tu will be destroyed if tu even try me! And too bad! Your magical friends are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
    
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet tu can’t...

Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.


Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die o some shit.

After she publicado an answer 'Questionz' she publicado "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...

(THIS articulo IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be inicial again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, o are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....

#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied por the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was actuación very...

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is dicho to mostrar a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as tu might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a plátano and tell them tu want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a pizza 3 minutos before new año and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn año ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...

#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his friends and family...

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comentarios asking preguntas from the last episode and answer them in the siguiente article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope tu enjoy our first episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

But before we begin, special shout-outs to the people who left comentarios in the last article! (Link to the articulo is here: link)

RainSoul, kicksomebut23, PlazmaKiller59, sonicfan94, windwakerguy430, LGYCE, stella2015, MalloMar, ntmfan0707, and of course, me! Thanks for commenting guys!

And now, our feature presentation!...

This is my follow-up articulo to my last one "What's the point?"

Let me start por saying that I have thought long and hard about what tu all had to say regarding my article. And I think it's time I reveal más of whats going on.

For what seems like forever (actually about 2 years o so) I have been battling depression. And when I am dealing with my depression, it's not always easy to see the good in this world. I've also thought that maybe some of my depression was brought on por my own self, but other times it may be an actual severe case of it. Because when tu have depression, tu tend to view...

Oh boy, this is a BIG one. Bigger than if tu took the Eiffel Tower and quadrupled its size! Bigger than the sun if it got a hold of steroids!

Alright, maybe I over exaggerated a bit there. Dear god. o-O

Seriously though, I absolutely despise today's people. And don't get me wrong, there's a TON of great, nice, friendly, and en general, general AWESOME people out there! But I LOATHE how everybody these days (Especially at my school.) Is talking like this: "YOYOYO NIGGER WHAT'S UP ILLUMINATI 21 KID? >:D"

"ARE tu GAY? HAH! >:D"

And: "LOLOMG tu SUCK MY BALLZ!!!"

I don't get it. At all. Is it funny? Is...

efore I get started I'll like to get a few things out of the way. First of all, I'm going to make a lot of rants about this anime since it's one of my least favorito! animes. Second, I am only reviewing the classic anime nothing will be judged from the manga ,crystal,SuperS, etc.(meaning only up to episode 127) This review is pretty much me having a blast ripping this thing apart one por one until an angered fan decides to give me a piece of their mind. In other words if tu hate this mostrar too, this will be an enjoyable review/rant for you. If don't you'll probably hate me. With all of that out...

1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a popular YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in articulo titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and...