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List by joe-kerr posted hace más de un año
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I found this hilarious articulo on
Don't know who the autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofeos Lock--Capisce?
Note to self: Register; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it out?? I tryed toothpics but lost them in the process?? also the drive is making noises"
Oh, that's normal. Your system is just waiting for tu to pay the required $1 processing fee for scanning the card. Simply fold a greenback into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.
List by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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List by joe-kerr posted hace más de un año
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hola everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the autor of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope tu like it.

Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell tu where o why. 
Lazy programmers.

ABORTED effort: 
Close all that tu have. 
tu ask way too much.

Chaos reigns within. 
Reflect, repent, and reboot. 
Order shall return.

This site has been moved. 
We'd tell tu where, but then
Guide by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.If someone at your school o not at your school is being bullied tell a teacher o someone else dont wait until it gets out of hand.

2.if someone is bullying someone else tell the bully to stop it but not in a way that gets tu a puñetazo, ponche in the face.

3.if tu know someone who is depressed o is always por themselves go talk to them o do something that would make there día not just because its a nice thing to do but because it could change there life in ways tu wouldn't understand.

4.If a person is consantly being annoying to others por teasing them about who there going out with o teasing them about who there friends with dont do nothing tell the bully to leave them the hell alone but only get physical if tu need to protect yourself o somone else.

5. IF your a bully (which i hope tu arnt) dont hurt others for your own pleasure it just makes it hard for tu and who ever your bullying if tu have bullied somone in the past o still are try and change yourself say sorry to the people tu have hurt it may not help tu por saying sorry but it will help another person.
Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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From mariposas to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I knew something had to happen.When he pulled the trigger,I quickly ducked.When he came over,I kicked him til he fell.I kicked his stomach.John came running in.I hugged him.Then,I shouldn't have kicked Ben.'Cause he got up,and shot.My leg started to shake,he shot again,this time it brought me down.Then he shot my arm.Ben quickly pointed at John and dicho "You saw nothing!"and ran away.I remember,seeing the shock on John's face.He thought I was dead,he was right.I died.My corazón sank,was John the one?He would have fought for me.Maybe he did.He might have chased Ben and got him.I was...
Opinion by LizzyTheCat posted hace más de un año
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Hold on to me, amor
tu know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I amor tu and I'm not afraid, oh

Can tu hear me?
Can tu feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
seguro inside myself
Are all my thoughts of tu
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow árbol
(Come and find me)

I know tu hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
seguro inside myself
Are all my thoughts of tu
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
tu pray your dreams will leave tu here
But still tu wake and know the truth
No one's there

Say goodnight
Don't be afraid
Calling me, calling me
As tu fade to black

Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red flor petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to amor your enemies."So the mariposas flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now kiss the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."

A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a asiento when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
Article by ShadowProve13 posted hace más de un año
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Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.

puñetazo, ponche the body and tell people that he hit tu first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

Leave some phony dog poop on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.

Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and
ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
Opinion by precious211 posted hace más de un año
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They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling tu an average girl filth."
Voldemort:" What is this plain mockery. I shall have her head and place it on my trophy of people's lives that I have purposely destroyed for my own amusement!"
Deatheater: Lo-rd? *Asks timidly*
Voldemort growls*: "Yesss?"
Deatheater: "It seems that she is mocking tu currently using this stupid muggle device called the internet."
Opinion by 90sfan posted hace más de un año
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OK,everyone.The reason tu were going to explode if tu didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST misceláneo VIDEO o PICTURE???????!!(You could also post comentarios siguiente to your picture o video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But tu don't HAVE to post comentarios o captions siguiente to it if tu don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If tu post just a comentario o caption and no picture o video,by the way,it will not count and tu won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T MAKE SENSE.You know,something that'll make people say,"What?"or,"That makes no sense."
2.Nothing inappropriate(And I mean NOTHING)or tu will be disqualified immediatly.Seriously,even if you're joking.It's not funny.(Keep it PG,everyone!)Tee-hee,THAT was funny,though,folks!
3.Just have fun!Be creative!
Also, if tu win,I will give tu apoyar and fan you.I know it's not really much of a prize,but that's all I got,so please participate!The contest ends March 28th,2012 at 6:00pm,so no rush.If tu have any questions,concerns o even statements, go on my...
List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until tu spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far tu can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes tu have to stop thinking so much and go where your corazón takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, tu must keep moving.

Do not let what tu cannot do interfere with what tu can do.

The best dreams happen when you're awake.

The world is a book and those who don't travel only read a page.

We do not remember days. We remember moments.

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

Replace the fear of the unknown with curiosity.
Fan fiction by andresandru posted hace más de un año
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"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when tu lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he stayed. Everyone was leaving, except them.

"he's still alive!" he dicho enthusiastic.

"he died, come on" but right after the last person before them left, Lawrence opened his eyes and turned towards them, he got of the bed, Philip and James couldn't believe their eyes.

Their grandfather just lifted of his death, he moved towards a closet door, he opened it, and putted his finger in a crack, incredibly, after some seconds, the clothes disapeared and a blue container appeared, Lawrence got it out, and closed the closet,...
Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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tu can only live once, but if tu do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom o dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two friends already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then I heard POW!BANG!
The librarian ran back in,she was shaking.
"Two men...With guns!Hide!Under the desks!"She demanded.Everyone did as told.Then,BANG!They came in.With pistolas pointed at tables.They walked around and I could hear glass breaking,I started crying.
"We planned on doing this for 15 years!When tu used to make fun of us!"One guy said.Then,my friend whispered something that changed my life.
Fan fiction by robobot14 posted hace más de un año
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she estola our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

Opinion by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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tu can only live once, but if tu do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what tu are than loved for what tu are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the preguntas are difficult but the respuestas are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything tu can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. -Isaac Asimov

What is the meaning of life? Whatever tu want it to be. -James Frey

If we couldn't dream, our lives wouldn't mean anything anymore. -Georg Kaiser

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. -Richard Bach
Opinion by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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Hippo leche is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. arbusto, bush was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help tu lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is más efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
correo electrónico has been around longer than the World Wide Web
The Atlantic Ocean gets one inch wider per year
The warmest temperature ever recorded in Antarctica was 3 degrees Fahrenheit
There are ten towns called Hollywood in the US
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone
Ants don't sleep
Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world
List by saz19126 posted hace más de un año
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes


Name: Jack escritorio pequeño, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
Opinion by melody_the_cat posted hace más de un año
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See if this is a scary story. I'm trying to write a scary (that will turn romantic) part in my fanfic, but I don't know if this piece of… cake, is creepy. Help me!!!

*Note: This happens in an afternoon. A couple is at the airport. The lights went out because of the thunderstorm, and the girl tries to scare the guy with this story*
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't believe in ghosts. One day, he was at the airport with this friend. Suddenly, the lights turned off.
The friend started to tell a story about a criminal that hid in the airport to escape the police, in a stormy afternoon, but got stuck and died.
That criminal wanted revenge, because nobody helped him.
The friend pointed to one corridor and told the boy that the man died in there.
The boy dicho it was just a stupid story, and his friend challenged him to go to that corridor.
And so he did.
In that moment, the figure of a man with his back turned to the boys appeared behind him.
List by saz19126 posted hace más de un año
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore tu with too much escritura - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv mostrar that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything else to compare with

Name: Michael Urie (Actor)
From: Ugly Betty
Character: Marc St James
Attraction: His cheeky chappy smile and his hair - although he is unfortunately gay

Name: Hugh Jackman (Actor)
From: camioneta, van Helsing / X-Men
Fan fiction by iLuvLouisCarrot posted hace más de un año
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“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are tu really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he dicho that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can tu tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The gatos outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are tu saying tu are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
Opinion by x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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If tu can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying por the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If tu pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of tu who have lived in New Mexico, tu know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in... I was assured por the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free cerveza during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."
Opinion by energizerbunny posted hace más de un año
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tu know how some of these modelos and actrices say "beauty is on the inside" & "you don't have to be thin to be beautiful" etc?

I find that a little ingenuine. I get that they're trying to encourage people and be role models. But they go on interviews and say all that then they turn around and starve themselves because they're scared to gain weight o they dress slutty because "that's what men like"
It makes no sense.

Also, I think it's kind of easy to say "it's on the inside that counts" and "you don't have to be thin to be beautiful" when tu ARE thin and ARE beautiful and men fall all over you.

I know most models/actresses mean well when they say that, but it's just hard for me to buy.

Now when someone who's not really pretty, not really successful, and not skinny says all that, then I'll believe it.
List by Bond_Of_Fury posted hace más de un año
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I decided to create a lista of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", por Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", por Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", por Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", por ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", por Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", por Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", por Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", por Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", por Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", por Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", por The Runaways
12. "Mother, por Danzig
13. "Voodoo", por Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", por Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", por Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", por Autograph
17. "I amor tu Period", por Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", por Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", por Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", por Kansas
Fan fiction by YoYoLover4Ever posted hace más de un año
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All those that signed up just come here!!!

The scene starts with Yoyo walking the park; bored out of his fricking mind; a set-up for a party behind him as he looks down at the dog at his feet.

"Where the Hell is everyone...?" he mutters to himself as he kicks the dog in front of him. "I thought there was gonna be a party..." Yoyo sighs and kicks the dog again so hard; the dog turns around and bites his ass. Yoyo; out of frustration; kicked the dog powerfully.

The dog yelps and runs away; leaving Yoyo all alone to his boredom again. "Fuck...WHERE IS EVERYONE!" Yoyo finally cries out; and then decides to break into the local liquor store and steals some drinks for the party.
Article by Immortal42 posted hace más de un año
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What Color Of Socks Are tu Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
rosado, rosa = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are tu Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural Hair Color?

Auburn = That Every One Wants To Make Out With
Blonde = With A Broken Heart
Black = With A Sexy Smile