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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do tu think tu could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do tu want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See tu then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran inicial as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for cena and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
That whole mesa, tabla laughed
Skeeter:(stands up)That's what tu think,But did tu know that-
Jenna:(stands up)Skeeter!Sit down!
Skeeter:MOM!!BE QUIET!
Jenna:That is it Missy!You go to your room!
Skeeter:Oh please mom!!!I'm freaking 7!I'm an adult!!!
I stomped outside,Then I saw that old bench,i saw ...I saw Bethany.She sat down on the bench.
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in escritura and are not mistakes o bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune galletas are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed with mass, not weight, as mass tells how much matter is in an object. Weight merely tells what push it has depending on the gravity
Energy is measured in joules
A company in Taiwan makes plates out of wheat
If you're peeling onions, chewing gum will keep tu from crying
Laughing lowers stress and boosts your immune system
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List by koolamelia posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
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Opinion by Liepe posted hace más de un año
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if tu do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With tiburón Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
más than 99% of tiburón attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if tu are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that tu can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.

3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person siguiente to tu with BBQ rib sauce.

4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
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Opinion by -Yusha- posted hace más de un año
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Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the siguiente on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't tu take a asiento and I will get tu something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the lista and removed his name from the parte superior, arriba of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he dicho to the guy, "Because tu have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much tu try!!
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up o down i sit por my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

lobos howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right siguiente to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved por doom

then i see someone else walk por coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they dicho they cared o maybe just dicho then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to mostrar all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to tu go leave rest in peace.
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Looking back at my past i see someone so strong and smart a person that people amor that has a corazón giving love

people arnt all the same dont we all live under the same plag of pain?
life is short not made to last

i remember all the times people made me laugh
but thoughs times have come so far
nothing happy makes me laugh

looking down at my past makes me see that i wont last being proud strong and Valiente will never be something on my grave

maybe just one black rose sitting on the grave stone thats all i want thats all i ask after all a rose will never ever last>
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain o nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded por hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far

when its día i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a nube moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when

life is controlled por my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think

life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy o never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
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Opinion by Codby posted hace más de un año
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I feel like nothing. I feel empty. I don’t feel sad o happy o angry. I just feel like there is a black hole in me. A black hole where my corazón should be.

I don’t know what to do anymore. I write story’s and other stuff. I still go to school and I work. I still do everything but it just lost meaning. Why do I go to school, why do I work. Why do I write story’s and other stuff with happiness and sadness in it, while I feel empty.

I know the respuestas on these questions. I go to school and I work for a better future. I write story’s and stuff, just because I can.

I tried for days to become angry o sad o happy o at least feel something. But nothing worked. I only made people worried about me. They asked me what was wrong. But they all have there one problems at the moment. So I told them that I was just tired.
It wasn’t a lie but it wasn’t the truth. The one good thing is that I found out that I’m good at acting. After I told them I had a good rest day, no one dicho anything. I mean nobody noticed anything. I smile, I laugh, I make jokes. They all think I’m fine. And that is good. I hate it when they are worried.
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List by trainofdoom82 posted hace más de un año
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I was too, then I took 15 minutos to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if tu think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: google it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

música downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
manga hosting sites(Yes, this too)-GONE
Facebook(lol)-GONE
Tumblr(dig your graves)-GONE
Fanpop(xD)-lolGONE

Haven't tu already noticed it? when tu go to subir a foto to any club a new shiny warning reminds tu to not subir copyrighted images. It wasn't there before when tu think about it now was it?

SO, shit's going down once the government comes back from stuffing their fucking faces full of their holiday cena and watching fireworks explode over the land of the free.
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Opinion by Bubblekat posted hace más de un año
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1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar tu grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a misceláneo person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki misceláneo noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fuente run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to tu in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" o say "Jeez! Who do tu think tu are? My mother?!" whatever tu like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who estola my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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When i walk to school each día
There waiting there me
But not to mostrar me amor they just want to crush My Dreams

I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit por myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there

Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.


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Article by 16falloutboy posted hace más de un año
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This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed por this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved por the twisted turns of the darkness. animales will be turned más scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let fuego and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot unicornios will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and registrarse me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to mover on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If tu were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
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Article by someone_save_me posted hace más de un año
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Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu seta desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did tu ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

[b]Desu meme here: link Original song here:...
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List by KohakuJSMA posted hace más de un año
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed por the state.

perros must have a permit signed por the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three o más on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animales in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at perros may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable por one año in jail and a $2,500 fine.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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If your someone that hates being alone o just feels they dont fit in then maybe tu will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would amor to change lots of things about there life but really what would tu change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if tu have ever been depressed tu will understand what i mean people think just because tu have one happy día with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy día with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot más than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people cant handle but actualy some people would think OH its just another día at school but school can change your for the better o for the worse.

i sometimes think dont i have rights to be happy doesent everyone? to be able to say to someone im self harming o i cut myself tu must be very Valiente but to be able to not have to say that to someone then your very lucky.
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Guide by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.will have barely any emotion on there face

2.will most likely have a fake smile when somethings funny

3.listens to música por themselves

4.doesn't like the sun

5.will cut themselves of from everyone else

6.will say little words

7.wont want to leave there room

8.most likely have some sort of scar that they did to themselves

9.doesn't think anything is funny

10.most likely will ignore any friendly comments

11.may miss lots of school

12.gives angry looks to people

13.has a plain tone and has nothing in there voice

14. most likely will go places por themselves

15.cries for no reason

16.looks like there in pain

17.wont listen to what others have to say

18.hates loud sounds o people yelling

19.most likely be cutting o harming themselves

20.closes the the windows and likes it dark
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Guide by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his música every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask tu if tu have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i amor justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate o amor whatever he does even if they hate it o amor it


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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do tu think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't tu think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL tu SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will tu stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a cruzar, cruz country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad tu made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen tu in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how tu feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do tu want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole mesa, tabla was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like tu Maybelle.

Faith:So what are tu doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
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Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as tu see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
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List by Me_Iz_Here posted hace más de un año
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) japón is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed too

12) 4Kids refuses to acknowledge the presence of any canadians, so Canada is removed

13) The famous "kiss" scene in episode 11 will digust homophobic viewers, so it is sadly removed

14) All jokes about China will be removed
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Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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Sel found out the awful news while she attending a concierto in L.A., and immediately left to go home.
Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.

A miscarriage means something went wrong with Mandy's pregnancy and she lost the baby. Selena had officially announced she was going to be a big sister just three weeks earlier.
















Sel found out the awful news while she attending a concierto in L.A., and immediately left to go home. She canceled some of her upcoming concerts too.

Demi immediately sent a tweet to Selena saying "I amor you." Selena's going to need friends like Demi to get her through this tough time.

Let's hope Selena and her family make it through this difficult time.


Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.
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Article by Texas_Boy posted hace más de un año
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I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one día he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One día when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth hadas take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found a whole bunch of teeth burried in the ground......XD I still can't believe that I really did that.And yes,I was in big trouble until I told my dad what Ed(Edricle) dicho to me on that day......Ed should be married now.I'm gonna tell his kids this joke and then they'll try to get rid of their fallen-out teeth and see what they'll said.Lemme guess...I think Maria would say "DAD!!UNcLE TERRY dicho THAT TOOTH hadas TAKE OUR TEETH AND MAKE DENTURES FOR OLD PEOPLE!!!!" that BIG trouble so I'm gonna have to get ready for some yelling XD!!! Kline this joke SO much that I thought about sharing it to u...
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