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posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him tu saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house canto Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it por Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad comentarios please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime tu read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If tu are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide por cute20k publicado 2 minutos hace

meebo
(meebo)...

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things tu don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can tu make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, paino , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , tu know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

1

Useless misceláneo Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy acebo died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If tu toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card dicho he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame calle were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person siguiente to tu if they know how to tap into top-secret pentágono files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the borrar key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever tu hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard por reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some más that I came up with too, hope tu enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to buscar the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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My long winded answer on the current situation in the United States

posted by BlindBandit92

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of segundo class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

Why I amor animation.

posted by Renegade1765

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally publicar an articulo that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my favorito! medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our favorito! ways of telling a story, o to express our emotions and points-of-view. My favorito! is animation,...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So about a año ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video por Matt McMuscles on youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog calle is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a año later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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Merry Freakin' navidad - día 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed por Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

botella doble, botella doble, magnum Force

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little poni, pony fan Fiction. If tu do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Theme Song: link

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...

In-Indie - Manual Samuel

posted by windwakerguy430

I never did play Octodad, a game that was dicho to be unique, if frustrating in its own way. Neither did I play I Am Bread, also frustrating with it’s gameplay. I never understood the appeal of games that try to anger tu unless there is a unique spin to it o something good. And I think waiting for that paid off, because today, we’ll be talking about one of the funniest written indie games I’ve played, Manual Samuel

Manual Samuel follows the tale of Samuel obviously, a trust fund baby who has never had to work a día in his life and has had everything practically handed to him. That...

"Razilee and Elijah" and "K-12" released at the same time.

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah 2019

Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side por side with his promoted album K-12 por Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 año started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his anterior albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of fan Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes registrarse together, words appear.

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...

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Announcing The Annual Opposite día

posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite día last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this año because after making a encuesta about whether o not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite día on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this fecha was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the fecha than feel free to contact me.

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Anna and Elsa Swimming in Trouble

posted by themrjoker

Note: frozen is owned por Disney, not me. I hope that tu have fun lectura and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do tu miss swimming?"

Elsa dicho "Well I guess I do."

Anna dicho "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa dicho "Problem?"

Anna dicho "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa dicho "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna dicho "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...

parte superior, arriba 34 most messed up submissions in Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD tu PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET

posted by Canada24

Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...