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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so tu guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minutos later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minutos later*
Amber:I wuv té parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are tu doing?
Amber:Having a té party!
Ashley:Can I registrarse you?
Amber:If tu want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!



SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA higo, fig NEWTONS!

Remember to comentario your pregunta and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a misceláneo moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
lol HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Hello!Welcome to preguntas with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do tu think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your pregunta in the comentarios and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO comentario YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
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Article by mehere posted hace más de un año
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Im sorry if tu dont like me Im sorry if tu think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who tu are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If tu don't like my words, don't listen. If tu don't like my appearance, don't look. If tu don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. tu think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.






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Opinion by Aimee147 posted hace más de un año
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO tu HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a más intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked por a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on navidad día 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
más suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are más bacteria in the ice machines at fast comida restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are más than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two men posed as New York City police officers and broke into a couple's inicial in order to steal their navidad gifts on navidad eve.
There are más McDonalds in the world than hospitals.
The average cama houses over 6 billion dust mites.
A New Zealand man was tired of receiving moving violations for not wearing his asiento belt, so he made a fake seatbelt to fool police into thinking he was wearing a real one. While wearing the fake seatbelt, he got into a car crash, was thrown into his steering wheel, and killed.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always dicho it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
tu weren't warned!"Billy replied


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*
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Review by BookWord123 posted hace más de un año
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1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When tu Go In The ducha, ducha de o Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything tu Say
7. Say 'Thats What tu Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The el espacio Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a muro Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want tu To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want tu To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
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Fan fiction by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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A while hace (few months maybe?) I wrote a artical that I called "A misceláneo tail" well I read it today and got mre ideas for it and I needed to change some spelling so I have re-wrote it for all to read!I bet tu can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started canto so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs Barney turned out to be charlie sheen and the whole world rejoysed! I was called a war hero for battling the dumbass. The cops then dicho they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that 12 año old boy who drove the car in rebecca black's noise video. I can't even call it a música video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a...
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Guide by Aquarius18 posted hace más de un año
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If tu get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the parte superior, arriba of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on the groun in a prissy, high-class, snotty store where the people HAVE to know anyone, even stranger's buisness. Hide in the dressing room and watch what happens when the person o clerk picks it up.
2. On Fanpop, make a picture of Bloody Bunny on paint o scan one up, and put it in a comentario on someone's pofile, along with the description, but change "give this to someone else" to "pst this on someone else's wall" for fanpop/Facebook/Myspace
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Guide by Aquarius18 posted hace más de un año
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1. misceláneo ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just lectura about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with victorious Episode, and as soon as tu read about Russia stalking China as a panda oso, oso de tu recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If tu see Foamy the ardilla flying around your science class, tu deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked someone out, whether outside o just out of the class, the universe laughs so much it gives tu ten karma points
6. ^Give o take a few
7. If you're listening to one song, and are canto o humming another JUST to see if anyone noticed, you're maintening a helthy level of insanity.
8. ^You also maintain a helthy level if you've ever done anything on the lists of things to do in Walmart
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Opinion by Lolly4me2 posted hace más de un año
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO tu WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

tu CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY tu HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY día (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

perra WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT culo CUZ tu CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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List by Me_Iz_Here posted hace más de un año
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE misceláneo SPOT
por Me_Iz_Here

•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. tu don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If tu troll, tu die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But tu WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the misceláneo spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one o two people.
•    Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and tu can do whatever tu want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
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Article by mandali posted hace más de un año
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A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything tu may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope tu like it, I've publicado it in my blog too :) - link
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Fan fiction by marksmen456 posted hace más de un año
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Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise tu hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the SlenderMan, Who looked back,Never even thinking about moving,Pyramid Head,Never saw this thing before,He didn't know what to think,But what he did do,Was REACT.

He charged through the fog,Sword ready to strike. The SlenderMan just stood as still as a statue, Pyramid Head Sliced through the Fog, only to find that the SlenderMan,Was nowhere to be seen. He looked around,Examining the area,Pondering where he was.
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List by angelscry posted hace más de un año
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
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Fan fiction by madscientist117 posted hace más de un año
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Memory of a Soul

I was a boy who once had a great life. The reason why I dicho “used to be” is because I died, and somehow, I was reborn and regained my memory. My name used to be Francis Adams. I once had two good parents, two 1-month old twin siblings named George and Georgia, and a girlfriend named Christian Anderson. I got straight A’s every school year.    
When I was 12 years old and in 7th grade, my dad and I were walking inicial from school and then one of my dad’s workers stopped us. My dad, who owned an electronic company with many employees, forgot to pay one of his workers the time.
“Where’s my money, Mr. Adams?” the worker asked.
“I’m sorry that I forgot to pay tu Darden, but there were so many workers for me to pay, so please let me have más time to get the money,” my dad begged. Darden then pulled out his gun and he was going to about to shoot my dad but my dad quickly grabbed his arm. Then Darden accidentally pulled the trigger, and the bullet shot me in my forehead. My dad and Darden were struggling with the gun, and finally, my dad got the gun. He shot Darden in...
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Article by amy_the_demon posted hace más de un año
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BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......
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Article by 214 posted hace más de un año
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You’re now chatting with a misceláneo stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: tu HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT tu DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA registrarse FORCES AND START A maíz FARM AND BREED GUINEA PIGS?
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Opinion by jeniffer2200 posted hace más de un año
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For years now..we never knew who's better! we always see VS between 2 things! but,until now we don't know who's better!

1-MAC vs PC

okay..now guys this is silly! didn't they notice that mac are 'personal computers" too?? my opinion about this situation is that both are awesome! But! since i was a windows user i prefer windows because it's less expensive and it does it's work! i've tried to buy a mac but..it was pretty expensive it's like one million dollars o something! maybe macs are pretty! but..they're too expensive to buy!

2-Nokia vs Samsung

Seriously? i was a nokia user since about 4 years hace o something Nokia is pretty cool! but,since i wanted a smartphone i bought a samsung it's also fantastic! so both are equal!

3-Apple vs Microsoft

same topic as the first one but let me get this straight BILL GATES IS AN AWESOME MAN....but,that does'nt mean that Steve Jobs is bad no! he made us a really great thing to use he made life easier for lots of people! but that's my opinion MICROSOFT WINS!
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Article by 214 posted hace más de un año
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual pregunta dado on a universidad of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer por one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
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Opinion by pollydbookworm posted hace más de un año
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This pato walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the pato leaves.

The siguiente day, the pato returns and asks, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the pato leaves.

The día after that, the pato walks in the store again and asks "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told tu no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if tu come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The pato left, and returned the siguiente day. This time he asked, "Do tu have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the pato said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

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[b]A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
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Opinion by selenagomezfan7 posted hace más de un año
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know tu want me
I made it obvious that I want tu too
So put it on me
Let's remove the el espacio between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that tu move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what tu wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that tu do
tu know my motivation
dado my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know

You're so damn pretty
If I had a type then baby it would be you
I know you're ready
If I never lied, than baby you'd be the truth

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Article by pure-angel posted hace más de un año
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say tu amor me! Say tu amor me!
BOY : tu amor me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will tu give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't tu ever want to improve??
BOY : I amor tu and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would tu stay there??
SHARON : Have tu ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : tu remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because tu make me sick.
WIFE : tu tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
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