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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If tu were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was siguiente to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put dulces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
dulces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot más too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie dicho as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at nuez, nogal Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutos later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie dicho as she and officer Sam ran down the calle trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you dicho she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie dicho as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did tu hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think tu killed her cause tu always dicho tu would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes tu do!And I'm not leaving till tu answer!!!"Said Josie."I think tu Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then tu got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know tu did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the sofá with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mes later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like tu should buscar Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER tu BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK tu SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She dicho as she came downstairs."Sit...
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Opinion by trizytrix posted hace más de un año
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Girls Need To Realize This:

We guys don't care if tu talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting siguiente to us, and some misceláneo guy walks into the room and tu jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if tu sit there and talk to him for ten minutos without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls o texts you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell tu you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, tu can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' kiss us when no one's watching. If tu kiss us when tu know somebody's looking, we'll be más impressed. tu don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with tu in the first place, tu don't have...
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Article by Tdinoahiscute4 posted hace más de un año
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Insanity Dolphin: School sucks.
Cake: Tell us something we don't know.
Fun-killer: Yeah. What we wanna do today?
Bob: Visit Bob-Topia?
Psycho G-Man: OK. Don't be surprised if your helado stash gets taken.
Bob: OK!

*le zoom to Bob-Topia*

Susan: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! MY QUEENLY INAUGURATION WILL BE FANCY! AND I DON'T WANT CHILDREN THERE!
Insanity Dolphin: Well, she's just a rayo, ray of friggin' sunshine today.
Cake: I know, right?

*le inauguration*

Minister canoe: OK, Blabbity-blab, your friggin' queen.
Susan: HAHAHA! *twitches* I'm queen! BOW, CIVILIANS! MUAHAHA!
Everyone there, including Bob: NEVER, SUSAN!!!

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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will tu sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your tatuajes will be ignored,Cause my corazón is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes me wanna take the stairs,
*3 minutos later*
Me:Mom!I'm gonna be in a talent show!
Mom:IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Me:Come on let's go sign up!*runs to school*
Sam:Oh!Only two más left!GRAB IT!
Me:*grabs*
????:Uh oh!*Grabs*Look what showed up!
Me:Selena!SHUT UP!No one understands o cares!
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Me:Okay...Got any sixths?
Sam:Go fish,
Emma:GO FISH?I THOUGHT THIS WAS NUMBER BINGO!!
Sam:*Looks at me*What was your first clue?*sarcasm*
Me:Come on!Let's go get some food
*all walk over to kitchen*
Emma:Can I have a sandwich?
Me:Whats the magic word?
Emma:Give...me...my...freaking...sandwich...NOW!!
Me:*Gets bread*Okay!Fine!Sam?What do tu want?
Sam:Um...I guess I'll have some POPTARTS!!
Me:Okay!So...whats up guys?
Emma:Oh today at school remember That kid Mason dicho I wet myself when it was MILK!
Me:*laughs*And when tu dicho Ret race instead of retrace!
Sam cracks up.
Emma:THAT WAS A SECRET!!!
Me:You didn't tell me that!Anyways!Be great full!
Emma:Why?
Me:I gave both tu both those presents!
Sam:Oh yeah!
Emma:Always a catch!!
Me:Okay...*Mumbles*I dicho remember this moment
In the back of my mind
Sam:Are tu singing?
Emma:No way!!
Me:*Looks up*Yeah!No way am I singing!
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Opinion by xoPixie-Popxo posted hace más de un año
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Feel free to add some suggestions o reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The animación is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get más caricaturas like these.

From Nickelodeon:

victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story lines
-Funny

The old iCarly (sometimes they still play it.)
-Random (you know, when it was UNDER control.)
-Funny
-Cute and quirky characters

What I have to say to Nickelodeon: Please get rid of Kung Fu Panda and gimme some VICTORIOUS! :P
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Article by Tdinoahiscute4 posted hace más de un año
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Insanity Dolphin: OK, Psycho G-man? Got any 4's?
Psycho G-Man: Nope. Fold.
Cake: Fold.
Fun-killer: tu realize we're playing Go Fish?
Bob: Hehe. I got a full house.
Insanity Dolphin: You're holding 2 cards, dumb-butt.
Meany 1: What are tu idiots doing in my basement?
Cake: Playing Uno.
Psycho G-Man: No, POKER!
Fun-killer: No, Go Fish!
Bob: NO, TIDDLYWINKS!
Insanity Dolphin: NO! We're playing Yahtzee! o Jenga? o Ouija Board? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!
Meany 1: Get out.
Insanity Dolphin: Free country. So...You get out.
Meany 1: Whatever. *goes upstairs*

*le zoom to her bedroom*

Cake: So, Angie does like Jake?
Insanity Dolphin: No! Angie likes Steve.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Taylor's POV:
The siguiente night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If tu step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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*All the kids were outside*
Taylor:This is so cool!Our own secret hide out!
Lizzy:I KNOW RIGHT!!SO cool!
Taylor:Yup!Hey we should make a secret handshake!
Lizzy:First I gotta see if your ready!Time for the test!I WENT DOWNTOWN TO SEE CHARLIE BROWN,HE GAVE ME A NICKEL SO I BOUGHT HIM A PICKLE,THE conservar en vinagre, salmuera WAS agrio, agria SO I BOUGHT HIM A FLOWER,THE flor WAS DEAD SO THIS IS WHAT I SAID:DOWN DOWN BABY RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
Taylor:Seriously?
Lizzy:YES!
Taylor:*Whisper whisper whisper*
Lizzy:GREAT IDEA!!!COME ON!
Taylor:Mrs.Amy!Can me and Lizzy Bunk together!?
Amy:I don't know
Taylor:*Slips 5 bucks*What about now?
Amy:*sarcasm*Sure!
Taylor:YES!!!COME ON LIZZY!
Lizzy:OKAY!!
Lizzy packed her bag and moved it to Taylor's bunk
Taylor's POV:
That night tu would imagine I slept well but I didn't.My dream:
Dad got in the house,duck taped her mouth,hid her in the basement,and stabbed her.
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Opinion by CREDDIECHANNY posted hace más de un año
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I just need something to just let all of my rage pour out here in this article. If any of tu feel the same way don't be afrad to agree with me.

First off, I'm SUPER pissed at my dad. He never wants to listen to me. And that's especially hard since I'm a girl and he technically will never understand me. When I try to get his attention to something he brushes it off, like it never even happened. But most of the time, he's just caught up in work, only worrying about work. He hardly has any time for us anymore. Maybe because of the fact that he probably, secretly, always wanted a son. That's how he sees me. As some sort of guy that can take anything and has to fight amd fend for herself.

Well guess what dad, this isn't the 1980's. This isn't like back in the día whem someone called tu ugly, tu would puñetazo, ponche their eye o become a bully and hang out with the bad crew in school. Sure my dad chose a good path and married the woman of his dreams(I think) and has a nice job. But, he's the biggest adult bully I've ever seen.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard to not have your dad kiss your head when ya go to bed.
Taylor:Yeah,Yeah it really is*Wipes tears*
Lizzy:Oh,Taylor I'm sorry I didn't mean to
Taylor:No,no it's not you,it's just...Amber dosen't really comprehend what happened
Lizzy:Oh...That happened to me once,To my brother
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Now:
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Amber:Taylor?TAYLOR!WHERE IS MOMMY?
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always dicho he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
Taylor:That's me.
Police woman:Come with me sweetheart,
Taylor:*sees Charm and Amber*AMBER!CHARM!!
Police women:Taylor...I have some news.Your mom is...Lets go in the hall
Taylor:Okay*hides tears*
Police women:Your mom d-d-died.You and your sisters are going to a orphanage.
Taylor:Did dad kill her?
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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There was an orphan named Taylor,but if I'm gonna tell tu the story,let me start from the beginning!:
Taylor:Mom!We're outta Clean diapers!
Mom:Coming!Okay here let me do it!
Taylor:Fine!Amber!Come on,time for bed!!!
Amber:(younger sister)NO!!ONE más HOUR!!
Taylor:MOM WANTS tu IN BED!NOW!!*Picks up*
Amber:PUT MR DOWN!!!NOW!!!!
Taylor:*Goes in bedroom*Okay!STAY IN HERE!*Locks Door*
Amber:WAHHH NO!!OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Taylor:Mom!I'll put Charm to bed!
Charm:(baby)WHAAAWHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Taylor:SHH!!*Rocks*
*3 minutos later*
Taylor:Finally!I can go to bed.Night Mom!
4:00am At night
Taylor:*Wakes up*AH!Oh good it's just a dream.Mom.
MOM.MOM!!Mom?Where is she?*hears ruckus*MOM!!!*Runs downstairs*MOM!!WHERE ARE YOU???*Hears door shut*
MOM!!!*Goes In basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!911!!!
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four año old Amber,
A 12 año old Kennedy,A 5 año old Harper,And then there's 9 año old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her muñecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do tu want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostadora for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do tu know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked tu as the Babysitter cause tu have 7 siblings and tu all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so tu guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minutos later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minutos later*
Amber:I wuv té parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are tu doing?
Amber:Having a té party!
Ashley:Can I registrarse you?
Amber:If tu want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!



SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA higo, fig NEWTONS!

Remember to comentario your pregunta and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a misceláneo moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
lol HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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Review by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Hello!Welcome to preguntas with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do tu think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your pregunta in the comentarios and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO comentario YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
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Article by mehere posted hace más de un año
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Im sorry if tu dont like me Im sorry if tu think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who tu are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If tu don't like my words, don't listen. If tu don't like my appearance, don't look. If tu don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. tu think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.






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Opinion by Aimee147 posted hace más de un año
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO tu HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a más intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked por a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on navidad día 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
más suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are más bacteria in the ice machines at fast comida restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are más than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two men posed as New York City police officers and broke into a couple's inicial in order to steal their navidad gifts on navidad eve.
There are más McDonalds in the world than hospitals.
The average cama houses over 6 billion dust mites.
A New Zealand man was tired of receiving moving violations for not wearing his asiento belt, so he made a fake seatbelt to fool police into thinking he was wearing a real one. While wearing the fake seatbelt, he got into a car crash, was thrown into his steering wheel, and killed.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always dicho it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
tu weren't warned!"Billy replied


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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*
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