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Opinion by dudelol17 posted hace más de un año
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Once there was a girl named Amy. Amy was 9 years old and she was just terrible at art. She always had bad grades and her friend Lexi was always bragging. ”ha ha tu are so horrible at art! Your cubism is a mess, your Ice sculptures are always just a stickman, and don’t get me started on your paintings! They are just big swirls of nothing! Who in the world would want to give that an A? “ Lexi said. Amy just smiled, looked at the painting, and then she frowned. Amy was silent until she said, “ I may have big gigantic swirls, but I will paint something better then a swirl! tu will see!! Lexi laughed, yeah right!! Just then Lexi put red paint on her clothes. AWW MAN!! She said. Amy studied the color. What type of color is this? Amy said., its called cereza, cerezo red fruitcake, if tu want to make even más stupid swirls. Lexi said. Oh, Amy said, I wasn’t going to paint a swirl, I wanted to make finger prints, she said. Lexi replied in a nerdy voice, “IM AMY AND IM SO STUPID BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO MAKE REAL ART!!” Everyone in the classroom laughed, Amy ran out the door and she raced into the classroom. Her eyes still full of tears, she had brought her painting with her....
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Opinion by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, tu realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution o revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much más than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent tu can release him from prison, but not from the grave.
The death penalty doesn't prevent others from committing murder. No reliable study shows the death penalty deters others. Homicide rates are higher in states and regions that have it than in those that don’t.
Life without parole, on the libros in 48 states, also prevents reoffending. It means what it says, and spending 23 of 24 hours a día locked in a tiny cell is not a picnic. Life without parole costs less than the death penalty.
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Opinion by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Drug addiction is now a global problem. This social cancer has spread its poisonous claw all over the world. Frustration is the cause of this addiction. Unemployment problem, political cataclysm, lack of family ties, lack of amor affection etc give rise to frustration.Again this addiction gives rise to social crimes. When the addicted can not afford to por drugs, they commit many kinds of social crimes like hijacking, looting , plundering killing, robbery etc. Drugs oso, oso de a terrible effect on human body. They kill them slowly but surely. No physician can stop the changes that take place in the body of a drug addict.Drug addicted people feel drowsy , lose appetite and sleep. The skin of their bodies begin to change its colour. Drugs also damage the brain and all internel function of the body. However this curse should not be allowed to go on unchecked. At any cost we must get rid of this social cancer por highlighting its dangerous effect on human body and society. The remedy for drug addiction is not very easy. Greed of drug traders has grasped the whole world. Drug business is punishable.When each and every person is sincere to drive this curse of drug addiction from the society ,...
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when o how but one día some how
will find out how
bombs and pistolas caballos and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash fuego and blood covered por cries
of the ones on death life and things that come to an end will be remembered por the ones they left
medallas and crests amor and hope a hero will be remebered not for them never why a peace will be made when the hero dies the white flage lays

blood stained in the hand of a man of war killed por the one that fort this war
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they dicho ten words.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth o Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a almohada and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth o dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth o dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare tu to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't count.
P:(Thinking)OH!Geppers Creppers!
*Silence*
P:Okay.Scarlett.Truth o dare?????
S:Dare!
P:I dare tu to...Try to scare us!
S:You little...
C:You have to do it!!
S:Fine!Hang on...Be right back...watch...Spongebob!
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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There once lived a 10 año old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will tu stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE dicho YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But tu have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volcán flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do tu think tu could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do tu want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See tu then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran inicial as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for cena and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
That whole mesa, tabla laughed
Skeeter:(stands up)That's what tu think,But did tu know that-
Jenna:(stands up)Skeeter!Sit down!
Skeeter:MOM!!BE QUIET!
Jenna:That is it Missy!You go to your room!
Skeeter:Oh please mom!!!I'm freaking 7!I'm an adult!!!
I stomped outside,Then I saw that old bench,i saw ...I saw Bethany.She sat down on the bench.
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in escritura and are not mistakes o bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune galletas are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed with mass, not weight, as mass tells how much matter is in an object. Weight merely tells what push it has depending on the gravity
Energy is measured in joules
A company in Taiwan makes plates out of wheat
If you're peeling onions, chewing gum will keep tu from crying
Laughing lowers stress and boosts your immune system
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List by koolamelia posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
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Opinion by Liepe posted hace más de un año
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if tu do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With tiburón Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
más than 99% of tiburón attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if tu are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that tu can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.

3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person siguiente to tu with BBQ rib sauce.

4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
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Opinion by -Yusha- posted hace más de un año
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Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the siguiente on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't tu take a asiento and I will get tu something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the lista and removed his name from the parte superior, arriba of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he dicho to the guy, "Because tu have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much tu try!!
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up o down i sit por my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

lobos howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right siguiente to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved por doom

then i see someone else walk por coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they dicho they cared o maybe just dicho then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to mostrar all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to tu go leave rest in peace.
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Looking back at my past i see someone so strong and smart a person that people amor that has a corazón giving love

people arnt all the same dont we all live under the same plag of pain?
life is short not made to last

i remember all the times people made me laugh
but thoughs times have come so far
nothing happy makes me laugh

looking down at my past makes me see that i wont last being proud strong and Valiente will never be something on my grave

maybe just one black rose sitting on the grave stone thats all i want thats all i ask after all a rose will never ever last>
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain o nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded por hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far

when its día i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a nube moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when

life is controlled por my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think

life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy o never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
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Opinion by Codby posted hace más de un año
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I feel like nothing. I feel empty. I don’t feel sad o happy o angry. I just feel like there is a black hole in me. A black hole where my corazón should be.

I don’t know what to do anymore. I write story’s and other stuff. I still go to school and I work. I still do everything but it just lost meaning. Why do I go to school, why do I work. Why do I write story’s and other stuff with happiness and sadness in it, while I feel empty.

I know the respuestas on these questions. I go to school and I work for a better future. I write story’s and stuff, just because I can.

I tried for days to become angry o sad o happy o at least feel something. But nothing worked. I only made people worried about me. They asked me what was wrong. But they all have there one problems at the moment. So I told them that I was just tired.
It wasn’t a lie but it wasn’t the truth. The one good thing is that I found out that I’m good at acting. After I told them I had a good rest day, no one dicho anything. I mean nobody noticed anything. I smile, I laugh, I make jokes. They all think I’m fine. And that is good. I hate it when they are worried.
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List by trainofdoom82 posted hace más de un año
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I was too, then I took 15 minutos to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if tu think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: google it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

música downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
manga hosting sites(Yes, this too)-GONE
Facebook(lol)-GONE
Tumblr(dig your graves)-GONE
Fanpop(xD)-lolGONE

Haven't tu already noticed it? when tu go to subir a foto to any club a new shiny warning reminds tu to not subir copyrighted images. It wasn't there before when tu think about it now was it?

SO, shit's going down once the government comes back from stuffing their fucking faces full of their holiday cena and watching fireworks explode over the land of the free.
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Opinion by Bubblekat posted hace más de un año
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1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar tu grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a misceláneo person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki misceláneo noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fuente run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to tu in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" o say "Jeez! Who do tu think tu are? My mother?!" whatever tu like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who estola my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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When i walk to school each día
There waiting there me
But not to mostrar me amor they just want to crush My Dreams

I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit por myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there

Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.


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Article by 16falloutboy posted hace más de un año
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This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed por this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved por the twisted turns of the darkness. animales will be turned más scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let fuego and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot unicornios will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and registrarse me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to mover on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If tu were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
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Article by someone_save_me posted hace más de un año
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Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu seta desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did tu ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

[b]Desu meme here: link Original song here:...
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List by KohakuJSMA posted hace más de un año
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed por the state.

perros must have a permit signed por the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three o más on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animales in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at perros may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable por one año in jail and a $2,500 fine.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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If your someone that hates being alone o just feels they dont fit in then maybe tu will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would amor to change lots of things about there life but really what would tu change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if tu have ever been depressed tu will understand what i mean people think just because tu have one happy día with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy día with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot más than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people cant handle but actualy some people would think OH its just another día at school but school can change your for the better o for the worse.

i sometimes think dont i have rights to be happy doesent everyone? to be able to say to someone im self harming o i cut myself tu must be very Valiente but to be able to not have to say that to someone then your very lucky.
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