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Opinion by User20392 posted hace más de un año
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This articulo is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be más than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've dicho here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and spelling is important, that's true, and tu seem to like pointing that out, that's fine. But there seems to be a thin line between helping people with grammar/spelling issues and being a jerk about it, and may I point out, it is certainly not necessary to cruzar, cruz the line to being a jerk.

tu may not like seeing badly written messages, artículos o what have you. I understand that feeling as well, to be honest. But is it really necessary to express your feelings towards people about the subject with an "I know it all" and "you're a retard" kind of attitude? The...
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Guide by littleangel0520 posted hace más de un año
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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only por preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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The government of people, por the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth'
- Abraham Lincoln
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'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat'
- Winston Churchill
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'A thing of beauty is a joy forever'
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Opinion by RoCkInGAnGeLxX posted hace más de un año
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting imágenes captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, tu rant so much about how tu have a hard time making choices. Whether tu should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether tu should fecha this guy o that guy. Whether tu should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether tu should wear the rosado, rosa blusa o the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
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Opinion by reb1009 posted hace más de un año
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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501


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Have your friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools día Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


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Celebrate our favorito! holiday (or any día for that matter) with the April Fool's día Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842


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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD
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Opinion by reb1009 posted hace más de un año
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The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage debate Line: 413-497-0148

cerveza Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status actualización Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel Deals" Hotline: 401-285-4002

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft: 413-497-0167

Humorscopes Hotline: 413-497-0077


Nigerian Message Line: 413-497-0146
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List by reb1009 posted hace más de un año
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The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

marihuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079
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Opinion by samuraibond005 posted hace más de un año
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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world history class where they are trying to shove a two año class into one year, as long as tu can get the right help on the homework, and then it will help and benefit all of the students, and the teachers. Ironically though, my AP world history class didn’t assign as much homework as my honours science class today, on most days the AP world history class will assign us a few pages to read in the text book, but the honours science class assigned a page on how to set up experiments, as well as a paragraph demonstrating our ability to cite things on a paper (Something my English class taught...
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Article by carsfan posted hace más de un año
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The mostrar SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The mostrar SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed por a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutos of the mostrar may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which imágenes change más slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

anterior studies had already established a link between TV and attention problems in children. However, this new research suggests that más immediate problems can arise after a short exposure, the results of which parents should be aware, the authors of the study.

caricaturas for children are typically in 22 minutes. The study authors believe that the damage could be even worse watching the entire issue, but agree that más evidence must be obtained to confirmar this.
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Fan fiction by percyLover101 posted hace más de un año
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"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at tu anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby árbol and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the calle to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.... Watch the kids for me?" My mother asked.

"Sure.." I waled outside and sat on the steps where the kids were playing tag at. I pulled my earphones out and put them in my ears as I read my book like I always did.

"Thanks." My mother ruffled my hair and left across the street.

My mind reeling on how my book was going I didn't even notice as one of the kids climbed the árbol my friends and I use to always climb until we figured out it was infested with fuego ants... Which my brother and I were allergic to.
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List by twilightlover73 posted hace más de un año
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all preguntas about twilight that tu can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book reportar on the most boring libros of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that tu hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible autor and her libros make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that lectura JK Rowling's libros are like lectura libros sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way más famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell tu that Twilight are the bestselling and most popular libros ever, go on Wikipedia with them, buscar bestselling books, scroll down and mostrar them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain...
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Article by hakadoshi12345 posted hace más de un año
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Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a baloncesto net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE estola MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out o is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt: (im seriously freaking out ._. )

Yuki/Midna: (Ty.)

Soda: (fun fun fun fun)

Egypt: JKSHDJSAHD
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Opinion by bubbletl posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini tu bought as it is going to be hot with fuego and all tu know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when tu start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fuego with picture of your house: A formula which will make tu super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fuego and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fuego till fuego ambulancia comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
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7)Dance crazily and no one will call tu mad this time.
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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. tu can see clearly since fuego is also a natural souce of light.
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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be publicado and almost done got burned.
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Opinion by bubbletl posted hace más de un año
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The siguiente time tu and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a encuesta to see which of tu successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with tu - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever tu have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If tu were really looking for an honest answer, tu wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The siguiente time tu make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused por rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do tu and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
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Opinion by bubbletl posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
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Opinion by bubbletl posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 10 signs your partner needs a vacation


1) He keeps handcuffing himself por accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants tu to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking tu if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and más música on the police channel
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Fan fiction by bubbletl posted hace más de un año
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This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch mesa, tabla that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the basura mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the mesa, tabla and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my escritorio in the study, so I go inside the house to my escritorio where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
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List by angelbell619 posted hace más de un año
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1.When i want something now and they dicho they dicho not now i yell like a 5 año old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they dicho no i will ingore them por saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they dicho FINE

3.if i want to play a game o go on the computer and they dicho no i will be cying o just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they dicho no i will dicho creepy thing to them like what if someone take tu away they will dicho ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will dicho to my mother im sick o just try to ingore her from not waking up sometime

6.if i want to go to my grandpa house i will call him and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzz grandpa im your little girl and tu dont want to forget that grandpa

7.if my family doing compute thing o playing game i will yell crazy all día if im bored and let them notice me and play with me o i will grab my cat and give it too them well it dont work sometime there alway on the computer
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Opinion by evangelinetom posted hace más de un año
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that tu are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say tu know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as tu can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't tu be going now?"

4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for him/her to come home.then act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again."

5. Every time tu see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then immediately buy him/her some ice cream.
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Opinion by RoCkInGAnGeLxX posted hace más de un año
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Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and cena like a beggar.

Eat más foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less comida that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play más games.

Read más libros than tu did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutos each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 minutos walk daily. And while tu walk, smile.


Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. tu have no idea what their journey is all about
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Don’t have negative thoughts o things tu cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

Don’t over do. Keep your limits.

Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

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Guide by evangelinetom posted hace más de un año
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Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified.

Surprise old friend's por visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times"
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Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that tu didn't really save them any money.
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Opinion by energizerbunny posted hace más de un año
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5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
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Opinion by brooki posted hace más de un año
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"She couldn't get out of bed. Couldn't find the will to even check her phone, with no new texts o emails. Lately it had felt like breathing was too much of an effort. Everything was too much, too hard, too much for her to handle. How had this happened? It seemed like one día she woke up, and it hit her. Life wasn't worth living anymore. School had taken over her life, the drama she chose to ignore was getting out of control. Somehow she'd slipped through the cracks, while making sure she didn't fall off the cliff. Her friends hadn't even noticed that she wasn't there when they looked into her eyes. Everyone was so caught up in themselves and their own problems.

The days seem darker when you're depressed. The sun doesn't shine as bright, people's smiles aren't as genuine as tu thought they were. Your bones ache and just when tu think you've cried all the tears tu could possibly cry for one night, it hits tu again like a wrecking ball. There are some days I feel so guilty that I hate myself. I don't have cancer, I'm not orphaned, I'm not bullied. I have no reason to feel this way... yet I do. When you're depressed, tu get to the point where tu just ignore emotions...
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List by carsfan posted hace más de un año
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1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was cocodrilo dung, used por Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When tu die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on parte superior, arriba of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the año - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

8- The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

9- On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

10- Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: corazón represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubes represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
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List by wierdgem7 posted hace más de un año
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
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List by wierdgem7 posted hace más de un año
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When tu see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a misceláneo person in the calle and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo gelatina, jalea rings.

4. Go into a computer comprar and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the calle break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
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