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Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure tu don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny ensalada for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little facebook comentario from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying...
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posted by XalyssaXpappinX
Me: can u help me teacher

Teacher: follow the procedures ...

Me: nigga help me why do u get paid to come here as a teacher if im still confused about where "A" goes in the alphabet. Shit.

Raise ur hand in class. Nigga please why do u get and u dont do ur job . Damn they otta pay me for asking questions.

I make ur pay check u should thank me at the week .

Do ur job!!!!!!!

( excuse my french)

For any teachers lectura im sorry not to u in particularly

immm done complaining sooo now i have to pee .
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell tu that
I amor tu so so so so much,
Just wanted to let tu know that tu are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the amor in the world,
You are the amor of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You dicho tu loved me,
I dicho I loved tu back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we mover on
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hola everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!

Ok, for those of tu who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of tu who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!

Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)

Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of tu are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a...
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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she dicho that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I dicho I just accidentally scratched myself......
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

perra please


U mad?


True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with



X people are Y (youtube)


X people missed the like button(youtube again)

posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a corazón attack. His corazón isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first tu don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fuego with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.

1) Dont invite people to registrarse stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? por whistling on their wall? Come'on!

2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog...
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posted by cute20k
Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these frases are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring tu back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in amor and tu get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the amor tu have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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posted by BeautysOverated
1.    Run to the parte superior, arriba of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a camello in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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1. mover the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. mover all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal el espacio so tu have to mover into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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1.Turn on your favorito! música o tv show,your favorito! song makes tu want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones o instant messaging tu will get to carried away and before tu know it tu will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang o fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if tu put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be más room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. tu could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving amor in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in tu and the things tu doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by CommanderCody
amor is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat tu sit down i know tu amor me but instead tu walk away.I can't win this game cause tu are gone any way.

I oscilación the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out

tu don't watch that inicial run your just out of here I'm makin tu happy tu and everyone.I'm sorry for tu wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I oscilación the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out

I seem to amor tu and tu don't give a darn we're close in amor like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I oscilación my bat i miss so it's
I oscilación my bat so o o o
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out
yeah amor is out
por Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages

One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed libros as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a más compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead...
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posted by LadyL68
Answer their preguntas with questions

Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comentario about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd

In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If tu have cramps
and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and
nothing more.

If tu really liked us for us, you...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw comida but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a topo dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores por lying on him saying stuff like Jason dicho that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give tu a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like tu heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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