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Opinion by PartyOrange posted hace más de un año
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1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on o off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of tu just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
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Article by JustinDrew_B posted hace más de un año
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[Intro]
Rack rack city perra [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city perra Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw tu don't know who tu fucking wit?
Got my other perra fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
oro leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl tu know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city perra Rack Rack city perra [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them fifties bitch

[Verse 2]
I'mma motherfucking estrella (star)
Look at the paint on the car (car)
Too much rim make the ride too hard
Tell that perra hop out, walk the boulevard
I need my money pronto
Get it in the morning like Alonzo
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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its hard to be strong?
i need to get back to the place where i belong
i never felt so strong

thinking of the reasons why?
never knowing do o die?

its not like they care?
then why do tu find it so unfair
its hard to be strong but we make life mover along

u get what u want to why do tu cry and lie and lie?

its not that hard to be u just dont act the way others do

why do u feel this way im the one who always pays

u laugh at things that dont make sense tu mostrar of when tu think?

its hard for me to be strong im not just gonna go along

thats not me thats just u stop doing what they do

u used to be my friend but i guesse amor is nothing in the end
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Article by 90sfan posted hace más de un año
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Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call tu since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom dicho tu couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never dicho I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there tu are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY o NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for tu FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Although the reasons why people commit suicide are multifaceted and complex, life circumstances that may immediately precede someone committing suicide include the time period of at least a week after discharge from a psychiatric hospital o a sudden change in how the person appears to feel (for example, much worse o much better). Examples of possible triggers (precipitants) for suicide are real o imagined losses, like the breakup of a romantic relationship, moving, loss (especially if por suicide) of a friend, loss of freedom, o loss of other privileges.

Firearms are por far the most common methods por which people take their life, accounting for nearly 60% of suicide deaths per year. Older people are más likely to kill themselves using a firearm compared to younger people. Another suicide method used por some individuals is por threatening police officers, sometimes even with an unloaded gun o a fake weapon. That is commonly referred to as "suicide por cop." Although firearms are the most common way people complete suicide, trying to overdose on medication is the most common means por which people attempt to kill themselves
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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well looks like the end of the past and time
and here we are once again

why do tu feel this way?
with just one knife?

a hero should never be afraid to save your life?
your at the edge of your the day?
when fait will take your life away?

why is there feelings?
why are tu sad?

tu face shows más hurt then bad?

i stopped cutting just last week i was to afraid to cry it was the only way

but why do tu need a cuchillo it just brings más pain?

not pleasure?

but still im afraid to die im still wondering if it was a lie until u find that resting place never give up on life and fait
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Well here tu are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven o hell

an afterlife
o a nothingness

forgiveness
o an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have tu come here ?
What do tu need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe tu want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask tu now..
how many of these pills

would tu take each día to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs o antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel pretty good, I feel normal.

I am grateful.


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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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His troops, led por four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he dicho to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” dicho one of the men, a German.
“Done!” dicho Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” dicho the segundo officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” dicho the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be dado to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” dicho the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” dicho the emperor. “I will give tu a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will tu have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” dicho the man.
“Done!” dicho the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a mango growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can tu tell me what frutas is wrapped in this cloth? If tu guess correctly tu may take anyone thing from my house that tu can carry out with your two hands; if tu fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," dicho Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It must be a guava."
"No," dicho the other man."I'll give tu two más guesses."
"It is the season for custardapples," dicho Subuddhi. "It must be a custard apple."
"Last guess."
"Pomegranate?"
"You've failed," dicho Kubuddhi and triumphantly uncovered the mango.
"I'll go inicial and prepare for your visit," dicho Subuddhi. "Come in half an hour."
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Article by Me_Iz_Here posted hace más de un año
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(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to o we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
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Fan fiction by adaug posted hace más de un año
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It was Friday,exactly when Molly got inicial she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She dicho laying down."Molly!I need tu to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly dicho watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly didn't notice."Okay,Now I can nap."Then just as she stepped,She slipped,Elbows hit the ground,Feet smashed against the floor."OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Molly's voice,like a lion in heaven.Then her little brother came in.Molly rose up,and didn't know her brother,Matthew,was there."Would ya be quite!??"He scared Molly,and she bumped her head on the Glass Table."Ow!"She slapped Matthew in the knees.Then he slipped on the water ,too,Causing him to fall on Molly's head,the bad thing was,he was holding a big box of hard,plastic toys.Then...It was all black....
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Article by Misharrypotter posted hace más de un año
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*Gives tu a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minutos hace via Formspring for iOS
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( o better yet tu can kiss me if tu make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a pato behind tu ten miles away and shots at tu but a repeat of last time happens and it hits dicho duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minutos ago( tu got a better change besar me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minutos ago
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WHAT DO tu THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minutos ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that pato is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
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Article by robobot14 posted hace más de un año
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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
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List by kpopeverlasting posted hace más de un año
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Block B Spots:
link
link
link
link
link
link
link

Infinite Spots:
link
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link
link
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List by hidan141 posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, tu might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If tu troll, tu will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for tu when tu whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take tu seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape tu with hate if tu say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
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Fan fiction by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove tu to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a corazón lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
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Opinion by TwilightGirl312 posted hace más de un año
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I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other día I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different cine put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comentarios and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames o real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're lectura this and happen to have one of these names. What happened first was Annie left a comentario claiming that the guys from Owl City were gay. Jessica replied and dicho that just because they're an all-male group and sing about fireflies, it doesn't mean they're gay. At this point, Annie completely turned against Jessica and started throwing insults at her. Jessica then tried to defend both Owl City and herself, the whole time trying to be polite and mature and not be mean to Annie. But Annie just kept verbally attacking her, even when Jessica realized the arguement wasn't worth it and tried to get out of...
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Opinion by justingurl99 posted hace más de un año
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"One Word Can Change Your Life...


HOPE"


This is just one saying that i hope will bring joy to people. There are people out there who feel like they've lost it all, like they've gone through so much pain they have nothing left to lose. people want to give up their LIFE just because of the pain.
Please listen to me. The pain should not win, it should lose. tu need to fight back, tu need to be able to throw the pain away in the trash!
Almost every single person in this world is going through some kind of pain. No matter how big o small the pain is, we need to fight it!
Come and hold my hand everyone! We will fight it together!
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hace más de un año
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At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, tu have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" por Black-Eyed Peas is the parte superior, arriba selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

besar is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional baseball players pee on their hands to improve their grip

According to FBI guidelines, men cannot be victims of rape

The first internet buscar engine was created in 1990

tu can always see your nose; your brain just ignores it
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News by zutaradragon posted hace más de un año
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 año sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would have had him serving 10-45 years. Nally refused, apparently willing to take his chances with a jury.

Nally’s former girlfriend, Jessica Sellers, is expected to testify. She told police that he had held her captive for two months in his inicial at 1855 Orchard Lane, New Cumberland W.Virginia where he physically and sexually abused her, and terrorized her por killing twenty nine pets that he had obtained from “Free to good home” classified ads. She told police that he frequently forced her to hold the perros and cachorritos while he killed them, and in other...
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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There is one place that i would be i stare at tu then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being tu has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if tu stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black o blue my corazón is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who tu say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
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Article by anime7reality posted hace más de un año
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All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....


The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" o "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
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List by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an elefante she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A plátano is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the...
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News by anime7reality posted hace más de un año
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Advice: So... I hope that tu are not eating o tu just ate because tu are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my escritorio and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates dicho that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came siguiente to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It eperlano like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell tu that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...

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Article by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall muro of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops,could tu kick that back over here, please?"
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