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Opinion by RosaluvzJB posted hace más de un año
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, amor a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking culo so happily
Supernova, bend tu over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking tu right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock tu outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when tu go against me,
tu better recognize, leave tu paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave tu here to die,

tu will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster flores to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
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Article by Hattress posted hace más de un año
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The most misceláneo thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do tu call me and not say anything?
segundo time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me por accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she canto "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.

H: Ok.

E: I was talking with Alex through Skype

H: And?

E: Well, she was eating a Satino pudín, con leche and Maria was sitting siguiente to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she dicho she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
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Article by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending tu have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if tu get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first o else they might figure it out.



I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended o if tu get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
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Opinion by BookWord123 posted hace más de un año
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DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. reportar everything and comentario 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say tu hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a muro post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.


5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and shout in there face 'GAY LOVE'

6. on valentines día in the middle of class go up to the teacher and propose to them.


7.at a comprar get loads of stuff and once the worker has scanned it all say 'OOPs sorry out of cash'


8.if a car is for sale on the side of the road flip the For sale sign over and write on it 'Free to a good inicial make sure u feed him and give him water'.
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Guide by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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1.) Start saying the preguntas really loudly and if they try to tell tu to be quite say "shhh this is a test tu know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"
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Guide by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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1.)When your teacher asks any preguntas say "Why does my gatos breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*

8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.

9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at inicial but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!!...
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Article by MissChicky97 posted hace más de un año
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying misceláneo stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some misceláneo application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. tu have no means to do so. tu cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien tu know!!

Cleverbot: tu are a computer, how can tu amor a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure tu are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?
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List by Sandfire_Paiger posted hace más de un año
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60 preguntas People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time tu ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are tu dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans inicial tomorrow.
Do tu celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do tu get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have tu ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do tu own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did tu copy and paste this survey? - Nope.
Do tu eat raw cookie dough? - When I can.
Have tu ever kicked a vending machine? - No, but I've kicked my locker.
Don't tu hate it when the radio ruins good songs por playing them over and over? - I don't really care.
Do tu watch Trading Spaces? - Never heard of it.
How do tu eat oreos? - galletas first, then frosting.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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When I got home,I ran to my room.I couldn't stand talking to my mom,it reminds me of dad.I couldn't believe how evil Ariana is!My dad left me and mom,but this time,Ariana made him leave!She made the hurt!The pain!And,the memories!That night,I couldn't sleep.I kept crying.Dad was the best dad!I got so used to him being siguiente to me,that it harder to let him go!It wasn't his fault.It was Jim Smith's!He killed my dad!He made the pain!He shot my father!My corazón ached a pain no one could ever feel!How come Henry never had any problems!He has a mom,dad,brother,sister,a family!I wish I was him!I could feel Alicia's pain,too.I lost my dog when I was seven.I had every pain in the world!
The siguiente día me and Alicia had a special meeting in the árbol house.
"So,he was about to come home,then tu got the call?"Alicia asked about my dad.
"Yeah,what about Sparky?What happened to him?"I asked.
"I don't wanna talk about him."She replied.
"Come on!"I begged.
"No!No,I don't want to!"She said.
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Opinion by KillingIzGood posted hace más de un año
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These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, tu need it down. tu don't hear us
complaining about tu leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what tu want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable respuestas to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if tu want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we dicho 6 months hace is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comentarios become null and void after 7 days.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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Me and Henry were running to the árbol house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's tu emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my friends found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did tu find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest siguiente to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She dicho in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come on Henry!"I said.
"Okay,sweet heart,I gotta go.Other people are calling.Bye."She said.
"Okay.Come on Henry!"I couldn't wait.I ran and found the woman and Sarah.
"Sarah!Oh thank God you're alive!"I dicho and hugged her.
"Sh!She's trying to remember!Ariana stabbed her!"Sarah whispered.
"She...she...Maybelle.Find her.Help...her!She...Wait.What are you're.Names?"She asked and stumbled over her words.
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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted hace más de un año
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A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly dicho to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match tu either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are tu the child of your father o of your mother? I would like to know más about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored o embarrassed por your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But let me ask tu a pregunta first, and then I will give tu my answer.' At that, the novice clapped his hands and asked, 'Please tell me which of my hands made the sound? The right one, o the left one?'
"'The sound came from both, neither from the right one alone nor the left alone,' answered the master.
"'Exactly. My reply to your pregunta is the same. I come from both of my parents. I am neither the child of my father, nor of my mother alone. And as for my looks, tu should ask my parents.'
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all dicho in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends alone!"I said.
"People say things!"She protested.
"That's no excuse.Let her go!"I shouted,moving my finger to the door.
"Never!I might as well kill you,too!"She said.
"I won't let you!"I grabbed my sword and swung it against her head,she ducked.Then she did the same thing.When I ducked,I swung at her leg.
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Article by Wendy99 posted hace más de un año
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Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give más than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving más than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants tu to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help tu answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom dicho and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did tu do that?"I asked."You need to come to the árbol house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the árbol house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the árbol house.I got dressed and ran downstairs."Mom!I'm going to play with Alicia and Henry!"I hollered."Okay!"She hollered back.
They brought me to a path.We ran down it.We went across three houses.We stopped at a wooden árbol house.A lock on the door."367."Alicia told me.I put in the combination.I opened the doors.A blue rug on the floor.A nightstand with drawers.A rack with three of the same swords,except one thing was different.Each had each of our initials!One dicho AQ,Alicia Quimby.The other dicho HB,Henry Barles.And the third one dicho SJ,Sarah Johnson!
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List by NinaDobrev13 posted hace más de un año
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- I decided to cancelar my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have tu ever had a fly o small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

- 'Are tu as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when tu read it backwards...

- Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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One fine día in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing o whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the articulo is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
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Article by Wendy99 posted hace más de un año
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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and tu shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a pregunta for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The segundo is gobbling down the parte superior, arriba and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the parte superior, arriba of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the parte superior, arriba and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."


LITTLE TONY ON MATH
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Opinion by tokidoki123 posted hace más de un año
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Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and ángeles were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. ángeles Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" dicho Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked around him. A Open road gazed at at him in the distance. A car rode by,There was Two Frightened 12 years olds in it and a Teen. "Over here!" Called hex as he waved the car to his side
The car pulled over "Give me directions to The town" dicho hex to the teen "I'll give tu a lift"
dicho the teen "jump in" he Said. Hex got in with out a word. The two boys passed him a note. Hex uncrumpled the paper it said: Get us out of here! He's keeping us captive! Hex's Eyes widened as he read the note. "Um...pull over for a minute,please?" "Sure" dicho the teen driver. He pulled...
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a oso, oso de was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle dicho to stay back.She broke out her sword.They fought.The Colo grabbed Henry and Alicia.I kicked,punched,and hit.But they dodged all my hits.I thought it all end came when I saw Ariana's sword in front of Maybelle's neck.I knew,that I had to be strong.I had to...fight for her.Maybelle guided us this whole way and I wasn't just gonna give up.I punched a Colo in the mouth.He let go of Alicia.Alicia held the other one's face while I punched it.I ran to Ariana.Maybelle was making a gagging sound when I got her sword.She fell.Alicia and Henry picked her up.I hit Ariana's...
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Fan fiction by Smilebaby05 posted hace más de un año
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y.

A passive voice is when the subject is the sufferer, as in “I am loved.”

A noun is a word to give names to human beings and animals.

History:-

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

Romans came and conquered the Geeks.

Abraham lincoln was a great Precedent.
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Opinion by adaug posted hace más de un año
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed tu once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that one más time."I told her,boiling mad."H-I-C-K!"Ariana said.I stabbed her with a stick."How come she doesn't die?"I asked."She was cursed."Maybelle said."Come.I know where to hide that rock."Maybelle said,sure enough,Ariana heard every word."I DON'T THINK SO!"She yelled.I picked up a rock."GO GO!Run!"Maybelle directed after I hit Ariana.We ran.We slid off a hill.We stopped at a bridge.Alicia stepped forward."WAIT!"I stopped her.I grabbed a pebble.Threw it.And it made the bridge fall apart."Now what?"Henry asked.Ariana's team came running.We now knew they were called "The Right Colo".A strange...
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Guide by terra_rocker posted hace más de un año
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misceláneo strangers

stare at them and as soon as tu notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"

bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"

yell "hey blondie" at them "how tu doin"

randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't registrarse in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.

hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.

siblings

constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises

tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend

sing really badly and very loud then say drum solo
follow them round clucking like a chicken

say misceláneo things in the middle of conversations. "this girl at school, whoop whoop, was being mean to me so i, bamchickawowow swore at her and the teacher, pineapples, told me, up up and away, off"
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?

why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend

im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?

i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?

u say your fine tu say im dead?

whats without amor u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot división, split in Two

if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much más unhappy

my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?

its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair

be proud that where not división, split in two
because i could never live without u
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