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List by Skittles98 posted hace más de un año
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to mostrar tu the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
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Opinion by misse1000 posted hace más de un año
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iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my parte superior, arriba Ten favorito! Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games por Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If tu have a Pogo account, tu can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* por Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! tu can download different flashcard sets simply por searching for a topic o tu can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) cine por Flixter with Rotten Tomatoes por Flixster (also available for iPad)
Stop watching bad movies. This free app will give tu showtimes for cine in theaters in tu area, as well as reviews of if the critics liked them. So stop watching bad movies.

7.) Merriam-Webster Dictionary por Merriam-Webster Inc.
tu have no más excuses for not knowing the definition of a word. With this free app, tu can look up a word either por typing it in o saying the word. Pronunciations for every definition. No...
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Article by crazed_twilight posted hace más de un año
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have u every dreamt of being anything but urself i know i have and if u have dreamt of being anything but urself did it ever happen to me it did.this is my story
live it like it's ur's
i always thought i had every thing in the world but recently i'm having doubts.everything feels like my life isn't right anymore i do every thing i can to make it feel right once más but it just seems wrong.
i finally met a guy i thought i loved but it turns out he's a douche bag guess u can't always have wat u want in life.
recently i've been having this funny feeling that someone is watching me i can feel eyes on me but wen i turn there's no1.
i'm such an idiot i went up to this guy and asked him why he was following me and guess wat he says "i'm not following u i just happen to be working the same path as u" i repeat i'm such an idiot but i can't help the feeling that some1 is watching o following me.
u know the guy that was following me well we're going turns out he likes me wow can't imagine wat it's like to be in like
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Article by someone_save_me posted hace más de un año
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Gerald
I publicado this like yesterday on my own club but got bored and decided to post it here as well. It's all written por me only :D

There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a parte superior, arriba hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One día Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his fuego place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south and west for miles and miles. Floating in this sky thing were these black, working escalators with wings. 20 identical climbing leche men were going up o down each one depending on whether it was, well, an up o down escalator he was on. Then a giant lollipop named Gerald walked up to Bernard and started speaking French. Even though Bernard only spoke Parseltongue, he somehow understood Gerald. Gerald was talking about a arco iris toilet mugging his wife's shoe store. Before Bernard could reply, Gerald turned into Spongebob, who then proceeded to eat one of the clouds, and after...
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Opinion by Pokemon_melody posted hace más de un año
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended por this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If tu have a reason for a mostrar I put comentario and I might add it(ill give credit about it to tu because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long lectura right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen o any interesting jokes/episodes
(I have a lot más but im not gonna write them >_<)
-The looney tunes show:
1.It took a bunch of some of the most interesting old charactersive ever seen and made them look like idiots!
2.The jokes are not original! Almost all of them are about Daffy pato being a lazy bum/a douche.
-Scaredy Squirel:
1.Talking animals? Like your channel hasnt done that before! *rolls eyes*
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Opinion by xoPixie-Popxo posted hace más de un año
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If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons por commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this articulo and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn por a 7 año old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would lista más reasons but I only saw the mostrar for 2 segundos that I'm never gonna get back.)

Destroy Build Destroy
-Pointless violence. -_-
-The título should speak for itself.
-There's some 40 año old guy screaming in your face about blowing things up. That's all I should have to say! o_O

Johnny Test
-Ooh a talking dog! How original. -_-
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Opinion by demonthief posted hace más de un año
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1. Don't set things on fuego 2.Don't mock hollister
3. NEVER say "who wants an emo hug?"
4. Never call justin bieber a piece of crap
5. Don't write "lying ho" on thier locker
6. Don't correct their grammar
7. Don't say, "God hates you"
8. Never say "I saw tu at the abortion clinic"
9. Don't tell them their "special"
10. NEVER, EVER, ask, "Was your mom working streets last night?"
11. Never threaten to beat them with a shoe
12. Don't say they have a special medical condition called "bitchitus"

I've learned from personal experience, and no offense, don't mean to affend anyone :)
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a fecha o something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up por dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If tu have a dog o cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When tu spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7. Take a "swim" on the living room floor
8. Two words: Babling idiot
9. Chew on your hair when your eating with family/friends
10. Flick nappkin peices at them
11. Be DESTRUCTIVE!! then When it's over run over to them and hug them and say "there was a bug"
12. Slap your mother/fathers face and say "there was a bug, oh that was your face"
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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1. Call 911 and say someone got hit por a car, then tell the a misceláneo address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to misceláneo people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks tu what your doing say "I'm running about! What are tu doing?!"
9. Go through your comida and when your parents come buy say "gosh, their SUCH lame shoppers, they didn't even get chips!"
10. Run around the house and scream "don't mess with me! I've got myself a laza!!"
11. When there's a flock of birds outside clap your hands and watch them fly away
12. Lay in your front yard, on your stomach and pretend your swimming
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) tu estola that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can tu tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a misceláneo shopping carro and push it into a wall, o shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure tu have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the medicine aisle take some pills go to an employe and say that the certain pills tu took weren't working
9. Take as many chip bags as tu can en them then dump them out then blame someone walking down that aisle
10. Take your cheese out of it's bag sniff it, throw it in someones face and say "does this smell fishy to you?"
11. Take your IPod and play the loudest song at the loudest volume
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a misceláneo song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are más people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even dicho shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect my authority"
7. If someone try's to get in the elevator block off their way and say "private property, tu can't enter!"
8. If theres an operator, go up to them and say "um floor (whatever floor number) when tu get there say "no, no, no! I dicho floor (whatever floor again" when he gets to that floor say "wrong go to floor (again! Whatever)" do this until he snaps
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Fan fiction by Misharrypotter posted hace más de un año
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Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I dicho in return '' I don't care if your dressed o not get up and fry this tocino, bacon for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the tocino, bacon I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this año my mum will let me get my first Pokemon o not . ''Mum can I get my Pokeom this año o not'' I ask trying to hide the feeling I asked with it '' NO you'll not going to get one your not going to be like them tu never should'' she says meanly , in return I say ''Okay thanks for every thing tu did for me even if it was nothing tell dad I dicho I amor him ''

I roll down fast down the sidewalk as I try to get my first pokemon before I run away. I get to chose between a Turetig, Pange and a Pickpuc. I picked the Pange I amor césped, hierba tpyes they just seem nice and I amor the...
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Opinion by Animetama posted hace más de un año
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Here are some tips on getting a shy o quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, tu may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, o too serious, as dicho before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang out with her.

7: Be yourself, because if tu don't and she finds out your pretending, she won't like that.

8: take things slowly, including friendship, romance, ect.

9: Make sure tu gain her trust, she'll enjoy that very much, but if tu break it, you'd be lucky to get her back.
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Opinion by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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Listen for this, I would absolutely amor this if this happened to me! I know, imma girl :D!
1. Call her cute and lovable, not sexy! Girls don't want to be called sexy, it makes them think that boys are only thinking about your body, and Girls hate that!
2. Get her phone number, and text her a lot. Nobody's ever done this with me! But I would feel super special if a boy did that
3. Talk to them a lot. A boy in a class, talked to me a lot last año and science and made me laugh. Do that!
4. Be nice, and don't be mean. If your mean to her, o tu just don't talk to her. I encourage tu to stop being a jerk and talk with her.
5. Try to impress us. Boys that now their stuff get girls attention, and girls if tu are lectura this, in environmental camp o did something very impressive and many boys were giving me high-fives
6. Look your best. If your all ragged and just don't appeal then no girls ever going to want you. Comb your hair in the morning, brush your teeth, take a shower, use deodorant! Just look nice like a regular boy.
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Article by azkaban posted hace más de un año
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It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] o [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky o at the parte superior, arriba of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a report? We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.

At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
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Opinion by Animeanimal posted hace más de un año
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal o not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what tu hear and only half of what tu see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. tu can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If a human does not touch it, if a human does not see it, if a human is not involved in it....then it is simply a matter that will fade with time. A phenomenon. Humans. mankind. Homosapiens. Humans are the most mysterious creatures of them all." --------CLAMP

"Even your parents can be wrong when it comes to judging people, thats why we all have to find our own answers, but slowly over time." -------FMA
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Opinion by RiverIce posted hace más de un año
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest pregunta to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when tu have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n hora and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for tu to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when tu get calm fall out of tu chair
7) spaz out and then fall down and rub ur butt on the floor
8)in the middle of ur teacher when she is talkin say REALLY loudly "wait wait.... ohhhh ok ok... ok go on.... ok"
9) when ur teacher is talking yell "Wait... i gotta go potty..."
10) in the middle of ur teacher talking say, "WAIT... ________ (<----- teacher's name) DID WUT???"
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Opinion by kndluva posted hace más de un año
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hola who ever is lectura way out there in wonderland. I'm escritura a fan fiction about some teenage aliens from different planets, with different personalities, who registrarse together through a battle organization against evil forces. It's loosley based on an idea concept from the Codename: Kids siguiente Door mostrar from Cartoon Network. All rights reserved. Sorry, There is only 2 chapters up so far. If tu wanna see it, then here:
link

Please comment, give me some feedback, volunteer a character, troll, not troll, what ever.
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted hace más de un año
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
por a centipede.

Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking?
Annie are tu walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE tu WALKING???!!!!
ARE tu WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are tu walking?
With your dentist
Are tu walking?
Throw your son out the window.
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Opinion by poniesaremybffs posted hace más de un año
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OK, this articulo is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had dicho that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few oso, oso de prints, and started to wander why I came here in the first place. There was a forest to my left, and it was filled with bushes and trees.
One of the bushes started to shake. Edward stepped out, eyes black as coals, and blood dripping down his mouth. He was staring at me, slowly putting me between him and the cliff.
"Edward, don't!" I was screaming now, fear growing inside me. I started to run, even though I knew there was no chance I could outrun him, not just because he is a vampire, I'm also his singer, meaning that my blood sings to him. I tripped over a rock, and he used vampie speed,...
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Opinion by mini17 posted hace más de un año
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting por an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the muro to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to buscar the siguiente collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven por a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to buscar the little el espacio under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “
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Opinion by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that tu and the people tu care about stick together for periods of time until tu get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen fans but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the fans I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly o being abused o played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy.

I am not making this articulo to hate everyone but I am just expressing myself to tu all out there- the minuto tu try to make friends with somebody most of the friends tu make will evenutally mover on and leave tu behind, ripping tu apart like a lion with a wildebeest. tu may think I am going to leave tu but I never will: I never forget someone once I have talked to them o have meet them before. I always try to be on here all the time for my friends and most of the time I make it while there are times when I don't even make it o I may not want to come...
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Article by NomyCake posted hace más de un año
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Before anyone reads this, just know that I wrote this yesterday when I was really upset with myself because of some mistake I made that keeps coming back up in my daily life that is best left unexplained. I don't feel like this right now and I really hope that I'm really over it, but I have to get my feelings out anyway. Don't hate me for it.

And this poem is written in two different points of views, por the way... The first 8 are por the person feeling this way- me, in other words- and the last 8 were written in the point of view of depression/suicide.

Anway, now that that's out of the way, enjoy this pointless, depressing, dumb poem...


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Bury me alive and confiscate my soul
For darkness is the brightest thing that I will ever know
Caged inside these horrors that I will always make
Between my hands is my life, the thing that I must take
The strings I’ve forged to keep me seguro are being torn apart
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Review by E-Scope90 posted hace más de un año
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Speculate to break the one tu hate
Circulate the lie tu confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the siguiente for tu to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
tu say it’s not a sword
But with your pen tu torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And tu don’t have to read it, read it
And tu don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because tu read it in a magazine
o see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because tu read it in a magazine
o see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual

In the hood
Frame him if tu could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if tu will
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Opinion by saphire1031 posted hace más de un año
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1) If tu fall, a freind will pick tu up. A best freind will push tu back down.

2) If tu want food, a freind will get tu food. A best freind will make tu get her/him food.

3) If tu get hurt, a freind will run to your aid. A best freind will gabb your arm and say "Suck it up."

4) If tu are late for the bus, a freind will stay behind. A best freind will rush you.

5) If tu are sad, a freind will comfort you. A best freind will make it all ok.

I have a best freind just like this so I decided to put it in words...
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