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OK, this articulo is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had dicho that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few oso, oso de prints, and started to wander...
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posted by ilovetowrite
there's something
steals your corazón and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes tu away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave tu away
apart from tu way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what tu amor for sure
it will come closer más and más
it doesn't let tu look for
what tu are searching for
i dicho again what do tu want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
tu should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by ShiningsTar542
Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, sandía and cereza, cerezo flavor!

The galletas that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones tu can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, tu can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, manzana, apple and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift o the perfect apoyo in a practical joke. Here's the website if tu wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

source: mundochica
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bebés one.
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Doesn't it annoy tu when you're watching your fave mostrar on telly, someone is about to die o something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. tu know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...

Or those annoying My Little poni, pony adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope tu are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell tu a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many artículos that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i dicho astronouts how do tu think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in el espacio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank tu for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and registrarse us!
Allex: Ok. What are tu doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, tu must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my friends gave me,
Too late,puppy amor got a grip of my corazón and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that amor takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's día time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get inicial so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it inicial in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombón, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky o disgusting, like melted chocolate o a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand o went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The estrella Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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Am sure tu all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people por where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that por just looking at the title, tu know it was made por someone who lacks a soul. here is the título of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when tu think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs hace that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy día back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the sofá so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the cocina and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Aqua_Rose
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, tu find someone who can completely turn your world around. tu tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything tu say and actually want to hear more. tu share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, tu can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with tu when tu are hurting o laugh with tu when tu make...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his tocino, bacon to a 10 año old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic tu have to dial 62442 to get...
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Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove tu to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a corazón lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
posted by hetaliaitaly
people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain o nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded por hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far

when its día i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a nube moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when

life is controlled por my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think

life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy o never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
posted by adaug
Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
posted by princesslullaby
Beast x Rose
Beast paced back and forth in the West Wing, the padding on his feet shooting up little plumes of dust as he walked. Cogsworth had tried to console him about the beautiful girl that wanted nothing to do with him, but Beast couldn't tell Cogsworth that wasn't what he was concerned about. Ten years as a Beast, and he had stopped loving women, and knew he could never amor this girl. o any person, for that matter. Every night he had spent curled up with his rose, mourning over his beastly nature. And the rose had been there, silently comforting him, glowing with love. And at some point,...
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