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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope tu all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most misceláneo adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who o what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the playa and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find más crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? tu are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my favorito! book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that pregunta is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad tu asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all tu haters of haterz, I just want to tell tu that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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me-every one dicho the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"

THE siguiente día
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me

the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out

i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a cuchillo in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American música Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

tu can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope tu like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first articulo i put on here so plz comentario , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know tu amy not understand
but if tu can
please understand
I see tu underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would tu say? take this away
If i told tu how i feel, would it be real o is this all fake??

Chourus: your amor is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write más now.
So this misceláneo kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone tu want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I dicho “What?” and she dicho “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, o the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of misceláneo blog on the misceláneo fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One día this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorito! games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re siguiente door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 más incredibly misceláneo stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and misceláneo in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesús Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates tu , like constantly talking o doing everything tu do , well im gonna help tu deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , tu can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a almohada in tu purse/bag , so if tu need to scream , scream in the almohada , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , tu COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostrar that if that person happens to golondrina one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had más people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up por the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give tu a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want tu to go out this weekend and try to mostrar others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see tu back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge dicho to the first one,

"How did tu do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did tu tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are tu MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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misceláneo Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in cama together on prime time TV were fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every día más money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana

if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana

your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are tu fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh tu must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: tu don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: tu can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed por public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be dado to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure tu out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil tu burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as tu push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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