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Opinion by Invincible321 posted hace más de un año
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Everyone strives to be beautiful. But, honestly, what is beautiful? Beautiful used to be someone who was loving, who was caring and had a beautiful heart. Someone who told the truth but never hurt others. Someone who never got caught up in gossip o drama. Someone who, no matter what was happening in their life, was always there for someone else who had it worse. Now, beauty has big boobs, is stick-thin and wears 5 lbs. of make up. Now, beautiful is someone who has name-brand clothes, the best phone and tons of friends. Beautiful is a 'perfect' body. Beautiful is photo-shopped long lashes and clear skin. Now, beauty doesn't matter what's on the inside. I wish we could all go back to when beautiful was our moms sitting on the sofá with us in pajamas, no make up, when we were five. I miss those days. This is a sick, messed up world. And I can't stand it.
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Opinion by justingurl99 posted hace más de un año
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I have a dream of a scene between the green hills
Clouds pull away and the sunlight's revealed
People don't talk about keeping it real
It's understood that they actually will
And intoxicated and stimulated emcees
Staring in the trees, paranoid, are gone in the breeze
Watch them flee, hip-hop hits
Take a walk with me and what you'll see
Is a land where the sand is made up of crushed up wax
And the sky beyond tu is krylon blue
And everybody speaks in a dialect of rhyme
And emcees have left materialism behind them
Meanwhile I just grip my mic
And hope me and my team make it through alright
Because say what tu will, and say what tu might
But don't ignore who it's for at the end of the night

[CHORUS]
Because this is dedicated to the kids
Dedicated to wherever música lives
Dedicated to those tired of the same ol' same
And dedicated to the people advancin' the game
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Opinion by Hermione7 posted hace más de un año
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I am a different girl
I am the girl that reads and loves school
I am the girl that doesn't give a s**t about gossip
I am the girl that wears her beat up yellow convereses on dates
I am a girl that doesn't need a guy
I am a girl with high hopes
I am a girl who loves things like Harry Potter and The
Big Bang Theory and is proud of it.
I am girl who;instead of having posters of Robert Pattinson up her room has a poster of Marie Curie
I am a girl who goes to Comic-Con and loves it.
I am a girl who is a memeber of the lgbt club at my school and is Straight
I am a girl who stands up and speaks her mind
I am a girl who is herself and loves herself.
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List by TheBreeze posted hace más de un año
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por a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much más successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward o Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
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Fan fiction by britishboy posted hace más de un año
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as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed tu can stay and use your powers to Erase tu when tu wanna come down tu cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
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Guide by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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BLACK: black is protection but can also be anger of someone else o yourself.

BLUE: blue is calming and emotional color that can be used in good times and bad times.

BROWN: brown is the earth and being close to nature and being close to others feelings.

GREEN: Green is a beauty and understanding of others choices and what happens in your mind.


GREY: grey serenity and silence of being at peace with your problem.

ORANGE: naranja is change and moving adelante, hacia adelante with your life and letting go of the people that have hurt tu in the past.

PINK: rosado, rosa is universal amor o self-love
and loving of of the people around tu and having respect in yourself.

PURPLE: purple is understanding and tolerance of others and the things tu havn't found out:

RED: red is energy and being strong enough to change for the better o for the worst.

YELLOW: yellow is Being able to understand yourself and what your feelings are even though your understanding of things changes all the time.
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Opinion by victoria7011 posted hace más de un año
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GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do tu sleep in your bra? No but I have done it por mistake.
2. Does your dad know tu like boys yet? Yep
3. Do tu enjoy drama? Yeah its alright.
4. Are tu a girly girl? No.
5. Small o large purses? Small
6. Are tu short? Im average height
7. Do tu like somebody? I only like celebs atm
8. Do tu care if your socks are dirty? Not really
9. Do tu like Halloween? Its boring
10. Are tu double jointed? No
11. Where is the weirdest place tu have slept? On the floor
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Hmm no
14. Do tu call anybody por their last name? No
15. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? I dont have a scooby.

GIRLS BE HONEST...
16.What colour is tu bra? Black
17. Do tu prefer light o dark haired guys? Hmm light
18. Are tu currently frustrated with a boy? Nope
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Opinion by KataraLover posted hace más de un año
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A week hace I made an articulo of my 20 favorito! animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articulo for my 10 least favorito! animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let tu know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comentario on what tu think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate her. I think she's just really useless! Also I have to say she's REALLY stupid! She really didn't know what a baby was? I mean come on, she was like at least 16-18 in human perspective at the time. Shouldn't she know what a baby was por than? Also she really thought she could trust an alligator to help her get the muzel off? She actually put her head in his mouth? That's not being naive that's called being stupid! She wasn't lacking streetsmarts she was lacking common sense! Plus and I know this is debateable she actually had sex with...
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Article by Thecharliejay posted hace más de un año
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vampiros From Around the World


por Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed had been feeding.

It must have been a disturbing sight.


Africa



In Southern Ghana, the Ashanti people tell of the the sasabonsam o asanbosam, which drinks human blood and clings to the branches of trees with iron talons. Another African vampire myth is that of the adze, a creature that takes the form of a firefly and sucks human blood. After it sucks their blood, the victim falls ill and dies. This myth is probably based on malaria infested mosquitos. Myths about the adze belong to...
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Article by mintymidget210 posted hace más de un año
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Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak tu out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that tu actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.

2.) siguiente to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers tu want

3.) siguiente to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.

4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like friends o family.) siguiente to 4, 5, & 6.

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Opinion by victoria7011 posted hace más de un año
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Well hey!This is a lista of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing tu say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other misceláneo things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song tu know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to ALL the time.

10.Whisper to a pen/pencil whenever they ask tu something and make the pen/pencil tell the answer.

11.Pluck there hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

12.Moo when they say your name.
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List by koolamelia posted hace más de un año
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1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his tocino, bacon to a 10 año old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic tu have to dial 62442 to get in the visitors entrance. This spells out Magic.

7. J.K Rowling nearly put Dudley with a magical child but decided that no magical blood would have survived contact with the Dursley's DNA.

8. The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 45 years old.

9. J.K Rowling took an online Sorting Hat examen and it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
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News by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim to be AMS certified.
-Surprise old friend's por visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
-Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that tu didn't really save them any money.
-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
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News by Alma_ posted hace más de un año
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1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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1.Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod o something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the comida sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether tu can get a CD that tu know they dont have and ask really annoying preguntas about why they dont have the CD tu want

7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.

8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"

9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
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Fan fiction by Android_21 posted hace más de un año
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights por Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 año old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the naranja calle lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a escritorio from her school. Apolla looked around even más and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in my classroom this late at nigh-" she started to say, but quickly shuteded up when she heard the rustle of footsteps near the corner of the classroom.

As dim as Apolla was, though, she had enough common sense and was smart enough to keep still and quiet at the sound. The noise that she had heard continued, and it was followed por the disgusting stench of rotten flesh and putrid odor of chunky liquid falling and hitting the smooth surface of the classroom's floor. The sound seemed to be getting closer and closer to Apolla....
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News by numnumyellow67 posted hace más de un año
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Here is a story of what happened when I went with my Mum to the place prom was going to be.

I was there with my two older sisters, and a guy came up to change the trash bags.
"Hey, we should stalk him and see what he does", my segundo eldest sister said.
She was kidding, but I didn't care.
"Time to commence mission 118", I dicho into my wrist watch that didn't exist.
I followed him into a room down the hall, well I didn't go in. If I did he would have saw me for sure, so I hid around the corner.
He came out and walked past me, standing siguiente to a muro actuación casual.
I followed him out into a different hallway, and he went into the janitor's closet. Thankfully, it was siguiente to the women's bathroom, so I hid in there.
He came out with a mop and cart, and I talked into my wrist watch that didn't exist again.
"The target has a mop and a cart. I believe there is a bomb inside to blow up the entire building!",I whispered.
He walked though a door into ANOTHER hallway.
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List by numnumyellow67 posted hace más de un año
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1.Stand siguiente to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks por you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume tu can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as tu can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like tu are scanning the leche and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a falda and do yoga in the middle of the store.

11.Make the the socks into a pyramid and bow before it.

12.Make your hands into a corazón shape, put them up to your eyes and look at someone and say:"Maybe,maybe". (Sounds a little perverted, not recommended)

13.Caw like a bird in the bathroom.
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List by chillyneon posted hace más de un año
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1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will mostrar más affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when tu interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when tu interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if tu still have a girlfriend do tu know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep tu up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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Opinion by haliethefangirl posted hace más de un año
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How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did tu hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from tu cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
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General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
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Guide by haliethefangirl posted hace más de un año
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Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house tu are living in tells tu to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a cuchillo is chasing tu around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, tu idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never división, split up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded mountain resorts and all small towns in the state of Maine.
• Never pick up hitchhikers.
• If a small town off the highway is deserted, it’s probably for a very good reason.
• If your speedometer suddenly starts turning backward, trade the car. Now.
• Never dig up strange-looking objects in the woods.
• Never bury pets o loved ones in old Native American burial grounds, because they aaaalways come back…. Muahahaha!
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Opinion by PartyOrange posted hace más de un año
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This is your new language.
(This articulo is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how tu want to be "Miku-Chan" when tu get older.

4. On parte superior, arriba of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If tu have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)

8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like anime in half Japanese and half English.

9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.

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Article by PartyOrange posted hace más de un año
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rosas are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One día we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason modelos are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell tu why it isn't.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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List by lanydoodle posted hace más de un año
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
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Opinion by blossomyumyum posted hace más de un año
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Here is a long riddle for tu to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair más than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t spell words right.
I get made fun of for things that aren’t even true.
I get made fun of for how I dress.
I get made fun of for something natural that I can’t change.
My iPod/mp3 has over 1000 songs on it.
My iPod/mp3 has less than 500 songs on it.
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