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Opinion by blossomyumyum posted hace más de un año
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Here is a long riddle for tu to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair más than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t spell words right.
I get made fun of for things that aren’t even true.
I get made fun of for how I dress.
I get made fun of for something natural that I can’t change.
My iPod/mp3 has over 1000 songs on it.
My iPod/mp3 has less than 500 songs on it.
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Opinion by XxKeithHarkinxX posted hace más de un año
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i was lectura this articulo called Ten things I want to tell teenage girls

and one of them is...Stop saying things like, “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.” First of all, that’s not true. And segundo of all, if it is true, tu need a perspective shift. Your reputation matters – greatly. tu should care what people think of you. I MEAN MY GOD!

I don't care what other people think of me, and I’m doing great in life! when people start to care what other people think they care to much about their looks, and they forgot to be themselves! sorry I just HAD to say something.


I think every girl, o anyone really, should be themselves not matter what!
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Opinion by saz19126 posted hace más de un año
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose he just has that dark and mysterious kind of look? o is that just me?



65.
Name: Colin Firth (Actor)
From: Bridget Jones' Diary (and plenty of other things)
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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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Remember, tu don't forgive someone for his o her sake - tu forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've dado the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger o guilt towards someone, o towards yourself. But that can be easier dicho than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When tu hold resentment toward another, tu are bound to that person o condition por an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free." - Katherine Ponder



"There is no amor without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love." - Bryant H. McGill



"A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers." - Robert Quillen

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Guide by IloveMyLord posted hace más de un año
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only por this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for tu when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent por Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to tu when tu have forgotten the words."
- Sent por Donna Roberts

"A friend is one who believes in tu when tu have ceased to believe in yourself."
- Sent por Lysha

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
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Fan fiction by Android_21 posted hace más de un año
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."

The words were almost in the form of a growl, as if the person who had uttered the name was angry at the owner of dicho name. Upon the high cliff that sat at the ocean's edge stood a proud, strong figure. Their back was straight and their shoulders squared, as if nothing in the world could possibly burden them, consume them, break them.
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Opinion by xboxrocksx45 posted hace más de un año
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tu say all the día tu want to be mine but when tu fill like tu need amor tu try to pay me money and even though, i amor tu i say no i have to go.Sitting in the rain all alone tu never saw that tu passed bye goodbye. tu can't rent this corazón not today when tu couldn't even say,i amor tu if tu did i would amor tu too. when will tu learn amor is nautral not for you! not for you! when tu say my name i think of tu but no one of me...no one to see no one to amor no one but me



omg guys plz rate my 3'rd song to día and pretty happy about it plz comentario if tu want to write a song with me thank you! i amor all my fanz

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Article by xboxrocksx45 posted hace más de un año
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tu just shut the door i fell like más when tu say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do tu make sure to amor me even though i'm shy do tu ever ever ever think to try? do tu think of me? when tu say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when tu say hi well than tu won't be mine! yes this is amor but does it hurt? when i cry? when tu say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i amor you! why would say means things why would tu say the stuff that stings why would tu say that word when i know tu much? i don't think i would be with tu if i knew a thing o two about your life tu backstabbing cuchillo i trusted tu and yet tu still flew without me

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Article by xboxrocksx45 posted hace más de un año
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hola guyz this is a wonderful song i wrote i hope tu enjoy it!



why do tu not see me now? why am i just a blur? i have i have loved so..... i have always been to your snow....ey house and at the risk of things i wish tu would see i've already grown my wings i have been doing fine but tu have just crossed the line! i am not a toy i'm am not invisable! oh oh oh ...........how can i tell tu amor me now? how can i tell your the one i wanna be...with oh (x12) i have loved so much i have never dado up tu and never got in touch......why do tu not see me now? why do tu always look at the sky i'm right here right her i'm right here i am going to fly and be free tu are not the one i want to be....with me


song:spread my wings
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Guide by I-Luv-L posted hace más de un año
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask tu say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing camisa, camiseta sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comentario on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait tu run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing tu did and said!

10.Anyways,if tu like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't tu do that to my hot dog?" tu simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
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List by xboxrocksx45 posted hace más de un año
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1.if they let tu touch their ipod computer o mp3 borrar every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with tu to the store o something yell "WHY ARE tu FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom o dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say tu saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as tu can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it want me it me want money!

10. dye their hair in their sleep(instead of shaving it)

11.when tu go to a fast comida restraunt yell "can i have you're chinese food?" to them

12.switch their favorito! foods with their least favorito! food

13.say "omg the sky is falling! when they turn their light on
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Opinion by penguin098 posted hace más de un año
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Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she dicho yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first fecha and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written por me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make tu seem más on parte superior, arriba of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket

Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutos late, and never be early. If tu told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like tu don’t care
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Opinion by saz19126 posted hace más de un año
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - tu should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley (Actor)
From: Rock And Chips
Character: Young Del Boy
Attraction: He just has a cheeky face



45.
Name: Rob James Collier (Actor)
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List by Crazy8s17 posted hace más de un año
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Here is a misceláneo game I saw online. Just think of misceláneo ways tu can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks tu can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to misceláneo people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles canto the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"

6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"

7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met tu yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.

8) Climb on parte superior, arriba of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to...
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Guide by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

tu could actually use these names as prank call names. If tu want to prank call tu could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this articulo was too short so I'mma post misceláneo crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!


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Opinion by Crazy8s17 posted hace más de un año
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Life without amor is meaningless. amor was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though amor is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal amor is accomplished between a man and a woman. amor is one trait that never diminishes as long as tu give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on enamorados and immortal frases on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, amor has never failed but only the enamorados have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
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List by I-Luv-L posted hace más de un año
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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a perra o a dick which ever gender tu are!



1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so tu can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have friends to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a año later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep all día (sleeping is better than being bored)
17.Listen to music
18.Dance!
19.Have pets!
20.Don't be allegic
21.Play with pets!
22.Go shopping!(with money tu broke bun)
23.Have a boy friend o girl friend
24.Your too young for one? have an internet one!Too shy?Be lonely but like that person
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Article by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and tu have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)




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Guide by LizzyTheCat posted hace más de un año
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1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutos later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.

8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother por six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 año old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead



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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell tu about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't tu get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right dicho Tyler.Yeah I dicho pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he dicho i was an idiot Niomi dicho still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying but people were watching the whole thing even Ali the hottest girl in school.Niomi come on we have to go i said.Niomi ran ahead of us.I put my hands and walked on suddenly my cellphone rang it was a text from coolkat but who was that.The text dicho I saw what tu did for your sister it was nice your nice not an idiot nor is tu sister but if it's not trouble meet me at the creek.I smiled to my self put my phone back in the pocket.Come on slow pokes Niomi yelled out from the end of the block.Hold on i yelled back.When i caught up to
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Article by IceCreamGal101 posted hace más de un año
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The girl sat in her cama crying. Not knowing that corazón break hurts.
Her boyfriend just dumped her over a text message. dicho he was moving on and found a más prettier girl. She never thought that amor could hurt this much.
She swore to herself she'd never amor again. And she thought she could never meet anyone who would amor her the way she wanted to be loved.
A few years later, after being single for so long. God gave her a new man. A man who was kind, sweet, understanding, truthful, and loved God with all of his heart.
She was afraid to fall in amor with him, but she did anyways. They dated for a long period of time. Finally the día she dreamed for came.
The man she loved, the man of her dreams, got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.
Finally, she knew what real amor felt like. She knew she wouldn't need to fear about having her corazón broken again.
So she dicho yes. And they got married five months later on Valentine's Day. The día of love.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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She sat at the lunch mesa, tabla all alone

She was to afraid to talk

Giggles and laughter from the rest

As she went inicial and went to bed

Late at night when no one knew

She went to the cuchillo draw

Because of her gloom

She grabbed a cuchillo long and thick

Cries and screaming in her head

As she forgot what to think in her head

She placed the cuchillo on her wrist

Making sure there was not point to miss

People laughing in her face

As the cuchillo cut through

Red blood stained the air

As her tears flooded everywhere

People didn't really care

If she was gone o if she was there

It was never her fault can't tu see

Even tu saying "hi" would have made her happy

siguiente time tu make sure to ask

Because a life can be saved if tu mostrar love
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the fuego arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!




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Article by VoicesInMyHead posted hace más de un año
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Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, tu can't lose!!!!!!!









2. tu just KNOW his fangirls are gonna registrarse your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give tu an advantage!!!!!!! tu can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF tu WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
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