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Article by sakurahanazono posted hace más de un año
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and tu have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)




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Guide by LizzyTheCat posted hace más de un año
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1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutos later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.

8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother por six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 año old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead



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Fan fiction by canal posted hace más de un año
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I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell tu about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't tu get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right dicho Tyler.Yeah I dicho pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he dicho i was an idiot Niomi dicho still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying but people were watching the whole thing even Ali the hottest girl in school.Niomi come on we have to go i said.Niomi ran ahead of us.I put my hands and walked on suddenly my cellphone rang it was a text from coolkat but who was that.The text dicho I saw what tu did for your sister it was nice your nice not an idiot nor is tu sister but if it's not trouble meet me at the creek.I smiled to my self put my phone back in the pocket.Come on slow pokes Niomi yelled out from the end of the block.Hold on i yelled back.When i caught up to
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Article by IceCreamGal101 posted hace más de un año
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The girl sat in her cama crying. Not knowing that corazón break hurts.
Her boyfriend just dumped her over a text message. dicho he was moving on and found a más prettier girl. She never thought that amor could hurt this much.
She swore to herself she'd never amor again. And she thought she could never meet anyone who would amor her the way she wanted to be loved.
A few years later, after being single for so long. God gave her a new man. A man who was kind, sweet, understanding, truthful, and loved God with all of his heart.
She was afraid to fall in amor with him, but she did anyways. They dated for a long period of time. Finally the día she dreamed for came.
The man she loved, the man of her dreams, got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.
Finally, she knew what real amor felt like. She knew she wouldn't need to fear about having her corazón broken again.
So she dicho yes. And they got married five months later on Valentine's Day. The día of love.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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She sat at the lunch mesa, tabla all alone

She was to afraid to talk

Giggles and laughter from the rest

As she went inicial and went to bed

Late at night when no one knew

She went to the cuchillo draw

Because of her gloom

She grabbed a cuchillo long and thick

Cries and screaming in her head

As she forgot what to think in her head

She placed the cuchillo on her wrist

Making sure there was not point to miss

People laughing in her face

As the cuchillo cut through

Red blood stained the air

As her tears flooded everywhere

People didn't really care

If she was gone o if she was there

It was never her fault can't tu see

Even tu saying "hi" would have made her happy

siguiente time tu make sure to ask

Because a life can be saved if tu mostrar love
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hace más de un año
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He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the fuego arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!




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Article by VoicesInMyHead posted hace más de un año
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Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, tu can't lose!!!!!!!









2. tu just KNOW his fangirls are gonna registrarse your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give tu an advantage!!!!!!! tu can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF tu WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
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Guide by Boomerxbubbles posted hace más de un año
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What! to do when bored....Doooo Itttt....kidden
1.Open a window and yell "CURSE tu WALMARRRRRRT!!!!!!"
2.(guys amied at) wear a mini falda to school.                            
3.(guys amied at....again) wear a mini-mini falda to school. 4.throw bannas at ramdom people    .
5.have a frutas war.        
6.do somthing like this escritura something to do when bored.
7.dress up like a bunny and walk around giving people hugs.                
8.get kicked out of a car when its driving in grass.    
9.slap a freind,hobo,or stuffed animal.    
10.have a debate with the tv. Like sceaming o yelling at it stuff like that.        
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Opinion by tokidoki123 posted hace más de un año
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the capucha, campana #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasel.
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the capucha, campana #87
Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach tu how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.
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Opinion by tokidoki123 posted hace más de un año
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to amor Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to amor every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are tu talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, tu have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 207 - Anniversary #381
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Frank: There's a sad word��'- almost.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 208 - The Children's Book #382
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Opinion by tokidoki123 posted hace más de un año
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits siguiente Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have tu tried mostrando him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like tu - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - pescado Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
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Guide by tdafan121 posted hace más de un año
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I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of tu to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if tu really decide to try. mostrando amor and kindness to a few people every día can start those people mostrando kindness, and then begin a chain reaction of kindness.
If tu don't know the background of Rachel's Challenge, this is it: Rachel Joy Scott was the first one to be shot and killed in the 1999 Columbine High School shooting. Rachel kept journals and wrote essays filled with her ideas and what became her Challenge. She believed that if one person could take the time to mostrar some kindness, that it could start a chain reaction of kindness. Rachel always dicho that she...
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Opinion by vvfrankie posted hace más de un año
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take a base ball bat
hit her in the head until she gets knocked out and tie her in a chair then ask her retarted preguntas
when she respuestas tortazo her in the face and say WRONG ANSWER *extra poinds if u sit on her lap* do this 2 all of your teachers its so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by nidoqueen posted hace más de un año
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1)read something over and over that tu thing that think is funny that tu o someone publicado on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before tu go to school, work, cherch o when your at inicial i just got pardo, dun lectura a 100 times over what i publicado on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your día off right
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Opinion by Thecharliejay posted hace más de un año
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Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If tu keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a lista of "pros" and "cons" to help tu better understand why you're seeking amor o acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things tu can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't take it personally. Perceiving the situation as a personal attack, is not advised. There is no point por contemplating why. In fact, it may create a mysterious attraction to them therefore prolonging infatuation, not to mention causing tu a world of pain.
4.    5
Plan wisely. Set aside a time for any duration. por reflecting, not brooding, tu gain insight for your siguiente possible crush.
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List by softball12 posted hace más de un año
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I amor being random!!!! I amor pie too!!! And Im really hyper and i amor dogs, cats..... ahhhahahah ok anyways pie is good!!! Im boredd and typing nonsense!! hahahahah I llove softball and chapstick, and tigger, winnie the pooh, music, giraffes, piglet pans(;)) I like cCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOrry but this articulo is pointless to read lol :) (Im random)
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List by PsychadelicSkye posted hace más de un año
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers tu know.
12.Strangers tu don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to borrar above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
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List by PsychadelicSkye posted hace más de un año
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60 Fun ways to order a pizza


1. If using a touch-tone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

8. Tell them to put the crust on parte superior, arriba this time.

9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorito! song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.

10. Do not name the toppings tu want. Rather, spell them out.

11. Put an extra edge in your voice when tu say "crazy bread."
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List by Smilebaby05 posted hace más de un año
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[b] Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D

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1) Bring some libros to class and read them instead of paying attention o doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your preguntas to the class.

9) When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

10) Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

11) Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
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Article by Emmett4ever posted hace más de un año
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I'm not sure if this is the Best Place to put it but I thought it was because of the Amount of people on here. Well, There is the Man (if tu can even call him that) named Joseph Kony. For 20 Years now he has been abducting children, forcing them to become sex slaves, kill their own parents, become child soldiers, and mutilate people's faces. And they are no older then teenagers. Some even as young as 6 and 7 years of age. Now this is not Happening in the United States but it is happening in Africa. Now some people in other countries might be like why does this concern us but it really does. Joseph Kony is moving his "army" from place to place. Now if tu have a younger brother o sister o just anyone younger then tu imagine this happening to them. These children do not end up being freed...they end up dead in a grave. And if they dont't obey the same thing happens to them. But we can change that...this año in 2012. On April 20, 2012 after the sun goes down and everyone is in their houses..we are going to cover our cities with "Kony 2012". We are going to make him famous. Why? Becuase famous people have no privacy. They can't go anywhere without being recognized. And that' s...
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List by PsychadelicSkye posted hace más de un año
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~A bucket lista (for those who don't know) is a lista of things tu want to do before tu die.
~This lista I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a lista of your own if tu enjoyed this :)

1- Fall in amor with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in amor with a vampire named Edw- tu KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON escritura A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking mostrar ...even tho im a terrible cook
6- Understand why there is a squirell underwater in spongebob
7- Dress up like Edward scissor-hands for siguiente Halloween!
8- Try to not get sued for cutting little girls hair off dressed as Edward scissor hands..
9- Scream "RAWRrrrrr " in public and not have people judge me
10- Develop super powers
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Article by dizzydiscgirl posted hace más de un año
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Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the comentario box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up el espacio so the articulo will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
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Guide by JamesK95 posted hace más de un año
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1) The Hard man act - guys will put on an act of being hard for 2 reasons: a) They are with mates and having some banter. If ther is banter, there is Hard man acting. b) They fancy you. Some guys will try to give the impression that they are strong, athletic etc. But this is only one way of a guy trying to impress you. If a guy does not do this, it doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you. (see 2)

2) Guys will be sensitive. A guy will be mature and caring around tu if he fancies you. He wants to mostrar he's not just thinking about sex, and is after a meaningful relationship. He wants to present himself as someone tu can trust and depend on.

3) For a gender that spends a lot of its time boasting about penis sizes, when it comes to asking tu out, it is rare that we have the balls. We like to have as much confirmation as we can that tu like us back so we don't make fools of ourselves, o destroy a friendship. A mutual friend who gives consejos to both sides is very effective in speeding the process of building up the courage. If a very close friend of yours has dado him reason to believe tu like him, he is a lot más likely to ask tu out.
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Article by VoicesInMyHead posted hace más de un año
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My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
o else im locked up
All día long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent inicial
When my mommy does come inicial
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the muro
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
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