misceláneo Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
continue reading...
posted by MegaNerd
9
This piece takes place on a playa in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits siguiente to me on the crooked árbol that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still mostrar in her eyes and the grime...
continue reading...
okay i decided to do this to prove to all tu twilight enamorados who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pregunta asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So tu know i didn't include anything about the war between those who amor and those who hate twilight o anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pregunta i am responding to

picks
link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link...
continue reading...
posted by sapherequeen
2
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the parte superior, arriba 5 songs I amor from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the misceláneo club....

Well, I'm gonna start.


1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
continue reading...
hello fanpopers i'm writting this articulo to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I amor all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two minutos over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I amor being on a site where tu can have a group of friends that tu live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for tu its...
continue reading...
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
6
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
_________________________________________________

Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hola watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
continue reading...
posted by musicfanaticXD
2
When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"

When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.

When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked....
continue reading...
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of naranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in misceláneo spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone tu meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
continue reading...
posted by lilred96
9
mysterious amor

-chapter four-

He dicho "Hello June" in a com voice...my corazón melted por the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I dicho "Hi mathew" I could here the classic paino playing a soft amor song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I dicho "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he dicho "What class are tu headed too?"
"Reading" I dicho
He put his hands in his pockets...
continue reading...
posted by Cyrusrocks
4
Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this articulo far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it dicho that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she dicho to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and...
continue reading...
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo tu can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to registrarse F.S. tu must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. té is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
continue reading...
posted by BlondLionEzel
10
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

tu know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, o Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" o had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, o Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" o he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
posted by doremirocker
5
So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out por now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...
continue reading...
posted by klaine_forever
1
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been publicado so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet manzana, apple Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister aguardiente de manzana, applejack walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad tu ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even más apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
continue reading...
posted by TwilightGirl312
4
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other día I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different cine put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comentarios and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames o real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're lectura this...
continue reading...
posted by hetaliaitaly
5
Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to mover on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If tu were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his música every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask tu if tu have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i amor justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate o amor whatever he does even if they hate it o amor it
posted by karpach_14
1
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have tu ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would tu ask such a pregunta now? tu don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when tu were 35 years old and tu really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give tu a loan? Remember how one día the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no preguntas asked?"

"Oh, Betty, tu did that for me!...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
2
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmón (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed arroz in a arroz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the arroz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed arroz on your hand and put your favorito! filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmón on the rice. Push the filling into the arroz lightly. Hold the arroz between your palms. Form the arroz into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder por pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the arroz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. envolver, abrigo the arroz ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
posted by invadercalliope
2
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the parte superior, arriba 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the misceláneo picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End