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One corazón one other
They met last summer
One mover she started
Now they amor this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one dicho there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each mover goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his amor lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always tu and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs más publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see tu again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I dicho YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do tu mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the mostrar today! BYE! I HOPE tu ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana

if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana

your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
posted by Trent-lover123
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Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a plátano peel* Kikio:Are tu ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did tu see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that tu like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, tu let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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Just cause...

I put Rick frases from the only 6 comics I have so far

#1:
“(being attacked por Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) tu PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, tu shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding tu and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand...
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, unicornios

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampiros are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your libros are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. tu have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets tu a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If tu want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if tu are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see imágenes in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. tu Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 minutos of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your música really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! tu couldn't tell the difference between rosado, rosa and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have tu ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why rosado, rosa has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once tu venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much más that we could do
tu can't stop this girl from falling más in amor with you
tu dicho 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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I'm bored so this articulo is misceláneo anyways...

1. Like- it makes tu seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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