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posted by Holyshitwtf

It all started when a young man without much money he was dado a nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the día after tu give away the console, an old man opened a garaje sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small cartucho of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

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girls need to........

posted by trizytrix

Girls Need To Realize This:

We guys don't care if tu talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting siguiente to us, and some misceláneo guy walks into the room and tu jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if tu sit there and talk to him for ten minutos without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls o texts you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell...

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10 fun things to do at the Dollar Store

posted by MsPropHouse

1 Beg your mom and dad to buy tu something

2 Sing a song from your favorito! artist (If tu like the movie limonada Mouth sing songs from them too)

3 Push a shopping carro into the check out lines

4 Throw items in your shopping carro that tu don't need

5 Talk really loud so everyone can hear you

6 Walk behind your parents and act like tu don't know them

7 Go up to misceláneo people and say "Hi"

8 Babble like an idiot

9 Say your favorito! show's title's name

10 Talk about your favorito! TV mostrar idol o singer

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10 INSANE Life Hacks tu Should Know!

posted by deathding

Tired of taking the tedious way out of everything? Is life just NOT giving tu the luck tu want? Do tu want to know cool and fast ways out of common annoying scenarios? Then this lista the lista for tu my friend! =D

I hope tu enjoy my lista of Life Hacks! And who knows, maybe a few of these will really help tu out. :)

#1. Here's a simple but effective life hack. Are tu ever feeling down, depressed, o sad? Stick a pencil horizontally in the middle of your lips and hold it there, then you'll be smiling. This may seem REALLY stupid at first, but doing this will actually trick your brain into...

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homework problems

posted by iluvinvaderzim

i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a conservar en vinagre, salmuera lodged in his nose. he took the conservar en vinagre, salmuera out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the música room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.

"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" dicho kit, "to bad tu lost your lunch" dicho bobby, "well good night guys" i dicho and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.

THE END

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DRUG ADDICTION

posted by Usui--takumi

Drug addiction is now a global problem. This social cancer has spread its poisonous claw all over the world. Frustration is the cause of this addiction. Unemployment problem, political cataclysm, lack of family ties, lack of amor affection etc give rise to frustration.Again this addiction gives rise to social crimes. When the addicted can not afford to por drugs, they commit many kinds of social crimes like hijacking, looting , plundering killing, robbery etc. Drugs oso, oso de a terrible effect on human body. They kill them slowly but surely. No physician can stop the changes that take place in the...

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rest in peace

posted by hetaliaitaly

i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up o down i sit por my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

lobos howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right siguiente to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved por doom

then i see someone else walk por coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they dicho they cared o maybe just dicho then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to mostrar all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to tu go leave rest in peace.

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Things I Hate

posted by teamsalvatore98

(from 20-1 <3)
20. running out of toilet paper
19. repetitive ads
18. my parents telling me I need to do something productive
17. that día of the año when all your good clothes are dirty and your parents won't let tu wear dirty clothes so tu have to wear shit-clothes that look boyish (or girlish) on you.
16. the number 45
15. the letter W (i mean seriously. it isn't a double-u its a double-v.)
14. whores/prostitutes/sluts/man-whores
13. police officers
12. eating meat
11. when someone reports me for something completely stupid
10. people teasing me (my dad does this) because I'm a klutz
9. justin bieber
8. rosado, rosa (the color the artist is cool)
7. non-believers
6. assholes
5. imvu ads (selling sex again, IMVU?)
4. eHarmony commercials
3. hypocrites
2. posers
1. hypocrites who are posers and think they're so cool when they're really just stupid morons.

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misceláneo Facts

posted by Mallory101

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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20 Trending Things to Do

posted by GDragon612

1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what tu want.
7) Look at the person sitting siguiente to tu until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...

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p!atd

posted by smosher1

panic at the disco: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off lyrics

is it still me who makes tu sweat? Am I who tu think about in bed? When the lights are dim, and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress. Think of what tu did, and i hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim, and your corazón is racing as your fingers touch is skin. I've got más wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie tu had me. Girl I was it, look past the sweat, better love, in deserving of. Exchanging body heat, in...

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Would tu Read This?

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

I'm making a new graphic novel/manga series (still untitled). It's about a large group of agents from the future, trying to defeat an evil force called I.E.S.A. The agency, with no specific name, is trying to stop I.E.S.A from grabbing the earth's energy and using it to power the maciene they made, which will destroy the earth. The series focuses on 6 of their members, the frutas Racers. They find a human girl, Katsumi, and figure out that she is the closest thing related to the leader of the agency, who could not find any family members. The frutas Racers are training Katsumi to become more...

In-Indie - Planet RIX-13

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, here we are. From one extremely short título to yet another extremely short title, we find ourselves with a game that is actually ten minutos shorter than 198X, and wouldn’t tu know it, I enjoy it far más than that other game? Now why is that? Could it be that, despite the smaller budget and less resources, it could create a vastly más interesting story and world? The answer is yes. So let’s talk about Planet RIX-13

The game starts with a nameless, faceless astronaut as he crash lands on a strange planet. Apparently, there were people on the planet, but they are all gone now....

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20 fun things to do in a movie theater

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Found this on the net. If it's been publicado here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...

1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone...

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101 Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...

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'Mottos' for Your perfil

posted by moodystuff449

I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your maletín o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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What should really be in the dictionary!

posted by harrypotterbest

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...

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50 things girls wish guys knew~~~~~

posted by scarlet009

NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all you...

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parte superior, arriba 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that tu didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the comida comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time tu pass the window. For added fun,...