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Opinion by hm94991 posted hace más de un año
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The following are actual stories provided por travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his o her hair wouldn't get messed up por being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make tu look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He dicho he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
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Opinion by pollyloveshouse posted hace más de un año
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Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some más that I came up with too, hope tu enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to buscar the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.




3. When people say 'Oh tu just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if tu can't eat it?




4. When people say 'it's
always the last place tu look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would tu keep looking
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List by i_luv_angst posted hace más de un año
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This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be dado to the wrong parents daily.
5 chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's corazón and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars dado out during World War II were made of wood.
9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
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Opinion by i_luv_angst posted hace más de un año
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruzar, cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cruzar, cruz the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from día One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cruzar, cruz the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
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Guide by stefani_n13 posted hace más de un año
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Are tu a good BFF?

Admit it, tu couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best friends foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your friends are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps tu run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and tu trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other día during voleibol practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing tu dicho about Taylor? Now Taylor is upset and everyone is fighting.

What's a BFF anyway? Do tu really have any best friends? Are tu a good BFF? Being a good friend takes character and loyalty. Yet being a good friend isa very difficult goal, particularly during your teen years. Peer pressure. Cliques and groups. The temptation to gossip. These are all very realobstacles on the road to being a trustworthy BFF. And tu know the saying, "To have a good friend, tu first have to be one."
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Guide by stefani_n13 posted hace más de un año
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How to Survive the mover to Middle School

por beinggirl Teen autor Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of tu girls who are lectura this right now are probably even going into a new school. If tu want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great friends por your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When tu think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for tu is the easy part. If tu be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of friends who care about you. Or, if tu just look around for someone tu know at lunchtime, it’s easy to make sure you’re not the kid sitting alone. Another great way to make a friend is to invite the kid that’s sitting alone over to eat lunch with you.



Knowing what’s ahead of tu is the harder one. It’s not like tu can see into the future and know how difficult the tests are in the new school year. All tu have to do is ask someone that just got out of your grade for a couple of tips on the teachers, the food, the class work, and pretty...
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List by stefani_n13 posted hace más de un año
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Live. Laugh. Love. we live to laugh; we laugh because we love; we amor to live, laugh, and love.

[randomness] definition ; me and my friends :] we live por the randomness of the day. whatever happens happens. whatever goes goes. randomness is our life. we have to accept it.
living is random. laughing is random. loving is random. i am random.

[love] definition ; the melting feeling tu feel when tu look into his eyes and the world around tu is gone. tu two are the only ones there. he puts his arm around your waist. tu two make perfect eye contact, and tu realize that, just for a second, everything is perfect. he holds tu and protects you, because tu are the most important thing in his life. this is love.

[bffs] definition ; best friends forever. those extra-special people who will stay with tu no matter what happens [i.e.: tu get kicked out of wal-mart; tu kill your pet pescado on purpose; tu get an f on the final exams and get held back]. these people are the best things in your life. tu laugh together, hang out together, comprar together, talk together, etc. these are your best friends. forever.
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Article by ShadowFlame posted hace más de un año
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

fuego authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fuego fighters, seeking to control
the fuego as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
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Opinion by DoctorSpud posted hace más de un año
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I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even más beautiful when I first came up with it.

If tu were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best friends eyes tu would be blown away.
If tu were to sit and truly think about it all tu would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel but that can't be done.
Everything is just one simple enormous system of things flying around and other ridiculous unimaginable things. So maybe if I were to say 'fetticini' right now I would save the planet from a meteorite that passed through a toxic nube and landed in Kentucky and started to spread an alien toxin and kill all life on Earth. All from saying 'fetticini'. For no really good reason.
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Opinion by MrsGerrenHowell posted hace más de un año
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dont tu just amor being misceláneo i mean on this spot tu can talk about anything tu want like sausages o mashed potatoe
its cool to be misceláneo like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how misceláneo (i just thought i would write that)

life should be más misceláneo it makes life más fun


whats your favourite misceláneo thing to do apart from talk about misceláneo stuff and do misceláneo things?? misceláneo words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer articulo boring

jhfskv\j;lgvkfshk;gbjzfhbkzjdghblkzdjhg;kljdfhglksjrshglikrhsgijklsrh misceláneo stuff




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Opinion by grasshopper101 posted hace más de un año
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Okay so one día my mom was inicial alone and she walked into the house and there was a ardilla sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the ardilla started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the sofá and the ardilla flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come inicial so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the ardilla was in her bed!!!
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Opinion by funnyshawna posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an correo electrónico to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favorito! song, just so tu know. omg ;i wrote más in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, ardilla clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought it was really funny. im gonna put some more
on there later when i have a lot más written.
soooo, jaide is rlly mad at u cos ur in Toronto, and panic at the
disco is gonna be there right when ur gone on that school trip! she's
like "grrrrrrttttt Brenna is not gonna even bring me there in spirit,
so now im gonna take my spirit and haunt Brenna eh in Canada, eh, !"
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Opinion by funnyshawna posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 2—A New Day…A New Chapter
    Right siguiente to the right one…what if tu are, and tu just don’t know it? o tu know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” o “what a arándano, arándano rojo muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if tu are going on a bike ride tu don’t need to wear a helmet, tu just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t hurt. tu wanna know why? Because I was wearing a big fat hard headband. Maybe that’s why people started wearing those. Maybe someone had on a bike casco and the front and back got cut off, and it was just a hard strip. And then that strip happened to look very good on that person, and so they just kept it around for everyday use. And then someone saw them with it and cut up their own bike helmets and just wore the headbands instead. But then, over time, people forgot the safety features of these headbands and just started wearing them for fashion and fun, and someone reinvented...
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Opinion by funnyshawna posted hace más de un año
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so, this started out as an correo electrónico to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about tu might ask? well, since tu asked, i shall tell tu . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope tu enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, tu should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed inicial today and i made this big giant slide mostrar like summarizing all the twilight libros and its rlly cool and has pics and everything...i was bored...heheh i tend to get a little obsessive when im bored....u know that too i guess......anywayzzz....zzzzzzz...jk ur not that boring.....maybe.....well i guess u are cos ur not even there so im basically just talking to myself right now only not out loud cos that would sound weird...im talking to myself in writing. i do that a lot, i guess that’s what the notebook's for kinda...cos even tho we read other ppls escritura when i write in their im just basically talking to myself on paper...only it makes it sound like im talking to u...
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with tu
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
puñetazo, ponche the body and tell people that he hit tu first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
Leave some phony dog poop on parte superior, arriba of the deceased.
Tell the widow that tu have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but tu didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap o the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on mostrando tu pictures of her prom fecha with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie with racy story about how he and Amelia Earhart founded the Mile High Club.

9. As passengers deplane, forgets to say "bye" and just stands there saying "buh... buh... buh... buh... buh... buh..."

8. No matter what tu order, she serves up a nice warm glass of Bosco.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, o is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If tu get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping o whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for tu to get your credit card.

3. If they start out with, "How are tu today?" say, "Why do tu want to know?" o tu can say, "I'm so glad tu asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is actuación up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as tu see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now, how did that get there?”

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”

11. Say, "Interesting,. . . más floaters than sinkers."
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, o Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that tu can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person siguiente to tu evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.


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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the siguiente row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many students follow tu after the tape starts playing.

5) Make reserved seating cards and place them on the desks before class.

6) Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that tu didn't see any sign saying tu couldn't bring cameras.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. tu are going to fail the class completely no matter what tu get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would tu please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation tu are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.

7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to $10.99. Please pull up to the window."

8. Ask if tu get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.

9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call tu Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until tu hear the penny tu dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
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