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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Fire
Your ruling planets: Jupiter
Symbol: The Archer
Your stone: Turquoise
Life Pursuit: To live the good life
Vibration: Overly expressive - frequent burnouts
Sagittarian's Secret Desire: To make a difference in the world

Ruled por the benefic planet Jupiter, Sagittarians possess a natural exuberance, sense of adventure and amor of life that makes them one of the most optimistic zodiac signs of all. Like their astrological symbol - the Archer - Sagittarians are renowned for aiming their sights towards whatever it is they find alluring - a amor partner, dream job,...
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misceláneo Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in cama together on prime time TV were fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every día más money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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Did tu know if tu try to say the alphabet without moving your lips o tongue every letter will sound the same
Did tu know white gatos with blue eyes are usually deaf
Did tu know wind doesn�t make a sound until it blows against an object
Did tu know there is no sound in space
Did tu know sound travels 3 times faster through water than in air
Did tu know to crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
Did tu know dolphins can hear underwater sounds from 24km (15miles) away
Did tu know most cows produce más leche when they listen to music
Did tu know elephants...
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~ barium tetraiodomercurate

~ barium hexafluorosilicate

~ beryllium acetylacetonate

~ barium pyrovanadate

~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon

~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride

~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate

~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

~ tetrafluoroethylene

~ bromoisobutyric acid

~ cyclopentadienyl anion

~ acetylbutyric acid

~ butyl glyoxylate    

~ hydroxypropyl acrylate

~ propyl pyruvate

~ decaprenoastaxanthin
Today I shall be reviewing Bionicle the Mask of Light. If tu don't know Bionicles, here's a description: The Bionicles are a race of Techno-Organic beings, the good ones are known as Toa, and the bad ones are known as Makuta.

Plot: The movie starts with some neat backstory behind the Bionicles. After that, we are introduced to Jaller and Takua, who find the Mask of Light. Now it's up to them and the 6 other Toa to find it's owner, the 7th Toa.

I definitely thought this movie's plot was interesting because they actually have to look for the Toa, instead of the Toa coming to them. It's a very...
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She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get tu through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He lost his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's...
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posted by Kyssmig
One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting por a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The siguiente día Holmes got a note on his door that read '? Crimson. He broke your window.'

Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes pregunta about the incident?
posted by chillyneon
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this articulo for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves o something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep tu eyes safe.
posted by MsMindlessAztec
How to have fun in math class...

Student: *Enters math class, sits at desk*
Math Teacher: Alright students, today we're studying weight. Now if one cartons weight is one pound and I buy three and a half more, then what do I have in grams?
Student: *Raises hand*
Math Teacher: *Points to student* Yes?
Student: A problem that will kill you, smoker
Math Teacher: -_- Moving on...Now students, if I have eight cakes that each weigh half a pound and I add whip topping to the parte superior, arriba and the added topping now makes it weigh a pound más *GCO*
Math Teacher:...
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posted by ultimatefredde
I write this last words to reflect my existence. For someone to do something against this evil evil being who is called The Hand.

It's hard to explain my existence, especially since the beginning of it, because suddenly appeared. Do not ask me how, but appeared. The first time I opened my eyes they hurt. It was great light that dazzles me, light that sooner o later I would get used to. I could not move. His feet were glued to a platform. I myself was stuck against a background invisible, as if it were in two dimensions. It was sheer torture, I had a terrible fear, but had not yet begun the...
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posted by jamahl17
we hate nearly the same actions as u girls do

We hate to be forgotten o ignored

We hate when we r left waiting too long

We hate when u dont kiss with us very often

We suspect u when u dont let us meet ur parents

We hate when u keep secrets from us

Compliment us once in a while as u want us to do with u

Share o spend enough time with us otherwise we will get bored and start comparing u with other friends

Learn about our hobies and do them with us and we wil be very grateful and do the same

Most of us really dont care about sex o sleeping with us

If u really want something from us, tell us o give...
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posted by simlover4
A couple weeks hace in religon, my teacher told us something really weird. There are some clinics in the united states that let tu diseño custom babies.
yuo can pick stuff like gender,hair colour,skin colour, eye colour and I think even personality traits.

Some people might actually do that but I think that might not be very seguro for the mother o the baby. There is a bunch of tests and stuff that they have to do and it may result in something going wrong.

Custom-made kids will be achieved through preimplantation genetic diagnosis, o PGD, the procedure used to weed out problem embryos and to allow parents to choose a gender.

In letting parents decide what traits their kids have, doctors will examine the genetic makeup of embryos created in the lab and implant the ones that have the best chance of giving mom and dad what they want.

Weird isn't it?
Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been publicado alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope tu like!!! This was written por me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time lectura my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help tu feel better. And who knows, over time tu might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autor :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If tu love...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To amor and be loved in return

Virgos are often put down badly por many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the respuestas spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and then sit back and wonder how tu did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
He only has one remo, oar in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One frutas Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body por Fisher, brains por Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are tu MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it


If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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posted by nessienjake
Was there really an official
seven wonders of the world?
What are they?"
There certainly were, although most of them are gone, lost to the mists of history. Although most people know that a lista exists, few can name them. The lista of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was originally compiled around the segundo century B.C. These "wonders" rivaled those created por nature in their size, majesty, and beauty. Six of the seven wonders no longer stand, having been destroyed por natural disaster o por humans. In chronological order, the Seven Wonders were:

1) The Great Pyramid of Giza -
A gigantic...
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posted by nessienjake
From A Mother With amor (funny)
Dear Child,

I am escritura this slow because I know that tu can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when tu left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your inicial so we moved.

I won't be able to send tu the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are tu using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!


Tech support: What kind of computer do tu have?
Female customer: A white one...


Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have tu tried pushing the...
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